LSG Character Poll 2019

Malkon05 · Post Post #14 (isolation #0) » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:04 pm

Hey everyone, after getting feedback from previous years and having a little character poll pow wow, we've come to the conclusion that although we've been fine to offer this, we haven't exactly advertised it.

As a result, we would like to officially offer a new service:

If at any point throughout the year before poll results are revealed, if you would like to review and/or resubmit your scores, contact Malkon or Meme via PM or Discord. We will happily share your previous scores with you and adjust them if need be.

This has always been a possibility, but we wanted to perfectly clear that it was available. Maybe later, after you've had some distance from the game, you realized you needed to be less or more critical than you were before so soon after the game ended and we wanted to allow for such changes to be reflected in poll ratings.

If you have questions about this please contact us <3

Malkon05 · Post Post #16 (isolation #1) » Tue Nov 05, 2019 3:09 pm

Disney's World Domination is now open for voting!

Disney's World Domination

Malkon05 · Post Post #17 (isolation #2) » Sat Nov 09, 2019 10:14 am

Hello everyone!

Because of the last anon game having recently finished and the next anon game looking like it will spill into January, we are going to go ahead and announce that...

THE FINAL DAY TO VOTE IN ANY POLL FOR 2019 IS

DECEMBER 10TH

, 2019.

Please be sure to get your votes in, or have Meme or myself edit your scores if that's something you want us to review, by this date.

Reveals for the character poll of the year will begin on December 20th.

Note: I will be medically unavailable for any score edits between November 26th and some time in early December. Please see Meme during this time if you have questions.

I think you will all appreciate the flavor and work Meme and I have put into the poll this year. Cheers y'all!

Malkon05 · Post Post #18 (isolation #3) » Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:33 am

Hey everyone! Final reminder that the 10th is your last day to get your votes in/change your votes for the Character of the Year Poll! Please let me or CaptainMeme know by 11:59pm PST on the 10th if you plan to alter a vote. Thanks

Malkon05 · Post Post #19 (isolation #4) » Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:23 am

FIRST SET OF CHARACTERS TO BE REVEALED TOMORROW, GET HYPE!!!!!!!!!

Malkon05 · Post Post #21 (isolation #5) » Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:05 am

Hello there! Glad to meet you!

Welcome to the World of Pokemon!

Our names are Malkon and CaptainMeme. People affectionately refer to us as the Pokemon Professors.

This world is inhabited far and wide by creatures called Pokemon. For some people, Pokemon are pets. Others use them for battling.

As for us...we study pokemon as a profession.

But first, tell us a little about yourself!

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Right, your name is GENERIC TRAINER.

This is CaptainMeme’s grandson. He’s been your rival since you both were babies. Erm, what was his name again?

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Er, was it FUCKBOI?

That’s right! I remember now! His name is FUCKBOI!

GENERIC TRAINER, your very own Pokemon legend is about to unfold!

A world of dreams and adventures with Pokemon awaits. Let’s go!

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Welcome to the Pokemon Region known as MishMash. We, Professors Malkon & CaptainMeme would like to give you your very own Pokedex in order to help us catalog the various types of Pokemon in this new Region.

We took the liberty of finding some of the more common types ahead of time to assist you with your adventure. Take a look:

But unfortunately, we are too busy uncovering the secrets of the Legendary Pokemon, so you will have to find the next ones yourself. Good luck with your adventure!

Malkon05 · Post Post #30 (isolation #6) » Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:45 am

Hello? Oh! GENERIC TRAINER, it’s you!

Thanks for giving us a call! It’s been awhile since you’ve checked in. What have you been up to?

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Oh so FUCKBOI beat you in a trainer battle and you are struggling to get your first gym badge in CRINGE town? Maybe you should take some more time to uncover more common Pokemon.

One thing we suggest is finding Pokemon that will give you a type advantage. You see Pokemon all have different types, some are weak to others and some are strong to others.

This might help give you the edge if you are battling people such as FUCKBOI and First Gym Leader SUCKDIX.

Try looking up different types of Pokemon as you are adventuring and registering how effective their type is against others. Also I hear there is a Pokemon school where

only losers

all sorts of trainers go to learn about how to battle.

In addition, you might try seeing if you can find TMs which are Trademarks...I mean Technical Machines...that might teach some of your weaker Pokemon stronger moves.

Since it’s been awhile since we last chatted, show me how your Pokedex is coming. Have you found some more Common types?

Wow, you’ve really been at it, find my assistant on the next Route for a special prize, which I promise isn’t sexual at all. Keep up the good work!

Malkon05 · Post Post #33 (isolation #7) » Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:10 am

Dear GENERIC TRAINER,

Thank you so much for the letter attached to this Pokemon that you sent us

you know instead of just calling, you tree killer

. It’s great to hear from you! I hope you enjoyed the berry my assistant gave you.

We hear you finally got your first gym badge? That’s fantastic.

Hopefully, you are keeping up with your Pokedex though.

You see, when we allowed you to have this device there is a certain...expectation we have for you. It’s kind of your job to keep updating it and well, your last letter doesn’t really indicate that’s where your focus is, which is a super bummer and we would hate to have to take it away from you because you are being a tool, you see?

We hope this makes our message clear to you and that you abide by our rules. If so, you can keep it. Aren’t we generous?

Since you seem to be having just a bitch of a time keeping up with this seemingly insanely easy task, we are going to go ahead and give you a slew of new entries to hopefully give you a boost. Don’t make us regret this GENERIC TRAINER!

Malkon05 · Post Post #35 (isolation #8) » Mon Dec 23, 2019 7:05 am

GENERIC TRAINER, we thought we’d come see you in person today. We just happened to be on this random Route in the middle of this random pathway in this random building! Isn’t that a coincidence?

We are totally following you trying to micromanage you to get your pokedex completed. That’s not creepy at all we swear.

How is your quest going?

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That sounds promising! You seem to be making actual progress on your pokedex, thank fuck. We were starting to get a little worried. But this is great!

Now we don’t have to sell your soul to lucifer.

So what’s next on your quest? How is your rivalry with FUCKBOI going?

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Sounds like you are almost ready to take on the second Gym Leader, EVERYONEISXOF. I hear this Gym Leader has a speciality in using Xof type pokemon. It’s quite a powerful type and you shouldn’t leave anything to chance. You might consider getting something with a type that is opposite to give you a type advantage.

Maybe a 1st place type? That does seem to be effective. But you should do some more experiments using the pokedex to determine this. Also try challenging some of the weak shit Pokemon trainers along this route. Even though they’ve been training longer and more efficiently than you, you somehow have random luck on your side and you should be able to wipe the floor with them, no problem.

Then maybe, you can take on FUCKBOI and EVERYONEISXOF with fewer problems, leveling up your Pokemon can help with this! Aren’t we just a treasure trove of knowledge?! This is why we are Professors. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alright, we noticed you have added some entries to your Pokedex entries, let’s take a look at which ones before you are on your way shall we?

Malkon05 · Post Post #38 (isolation #9) » Tue Dec 24, 2019 5:46 am

GENERIC TRAINER!

It’s great to hear from you so soon after your gym battle against EVERYONEISXOF. It appears the 1st place types were super effective, glad our advice helped. It seems you are slowing down a bit on your Pokedex progress which...well you know makes us very nervous

that pact with satan isn’t going to satisfy itself

. So we hate to be those guys, but we kinda need you to keep up on your-

Hello?

Helloooooooo?

Uhhh GENERIC TRAINER, where’d you go?

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Oh, there you are. What happened? You left us hanging for almost 15 whole minutes which you know is 15 minutes less than you had 15 minutes ago in order to fulfill your pokedex

satan’s

obligation.

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Oh I see, so Team Pagong attacked the town you were at and you somehow managed to defeat them within 15 minutes? Given how unstable Team Pagong can be, that doesn’t surprise us all that much, but good for you! Way to break them up.

What were we talking about originally? Now that you’ve had your little side track we should really get back on topic...where were we? Oh right your Pokedex.

Yes, we are starting to get a bit nervous about your progress GENERIC TRAINER. We know you are eager to get to the 3rd Gym Leader, KINGSNAKESPRAISEBEHE, but you should really take time to learn more about pokemon and get more data. This next gym leader has no known weaknesses and is a force to be reckoned with, so you will need every advantage you can get.

Now, go forth GENERIC TRAINER and make us proud!

((SIDE NOTE: We are taking the 25th off, the next series of dex entries will occur on the 26th. Merry Christmas Eve, Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays from Meme and myself <3 ))

Malkon05 · Post Post #44 (isolation #10) » Thu Dec 26, 2019 6:35 am

GENERIC TRAINER, it’s good to hear from you, hopefully you’ve been filling up that pokedex?

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Oh thank goodness, we were beginning to worry that you were spending all of your time shopping for clothes, or getting your hair cut, or maybe buying some silly potions you will stockpile for days on end without using. But of course you aren’t doing any of that because you are busy helping us fill that pokedex that has no actual obligation to any weird demonic entities at all, nosiree.

How did your battle with KINGSNAKESPRAISEBEHE go?

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You won?! That’s incredible, and wait what? You also beat the gym leader JUSTICEFORCIRIE? Wow, well color us impressed, it sounds like you are really blossoming into a true Pokemon champion.

In addition, for your hard work, we have a little treat for you. We’ll give you a hint, it’s long, hard, and full of seamen.

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That’s right! We are giving you your own Pokesubmarine! Don’t ask us why we have a fucking submarine waiting around to give away, nor why there’s a fully paid crew ready at the drop of a dime to comondeer it. We’re giving it to you as a show of good faith for your hard work.

Also, you aren’t going to be able to get to the next Gym Leader, NATALIECANIHAVEYOURJACKET, without it, sooooooo you’re welcome. Just keep filling that Pokedex and we will call it even.

Bon Voyage!

Malkon05 · Post Post #50 (isolation #11) » Fri Dec 27, 2019 7:21 am

Hello GENERIC TRAINER, it’s been a few days. We decided to contact you first since clearly you don’t feel it was important to keep in contact with us since we gave you the Pokesubmarine. Whatever. At least you picked up the phone. So tell us, how is your Pokedex going?

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Hmm, well that’s certainly disappointing, it sounds like you’ve been more focused on improving and evolving your pokemon than actually scanning and increasing the database. Need we remind you that we gave you all this shit for free to do a specific job for us? It’s fine and all that you beat NATALIECANIHAVEYOURJACKET with jacket type pokemon, but it doesn’t feel like you are taking this seriously anymore. As such, we are taking back the Pokesubmarine until you can show us a true commitment to our cause.

Sorry GENERIC TRAINER, but even FUCKBOI has more pokedex entries than you do and he’s a fucking FUCKBOI. At least he’s Professor Meme’s grandson and not mine.

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Why don’t I, Professor Malkon, have any grandkids? That’s a terribad question GENERIC TRAINER and has almost nothing to do with the fact that I’m not into women in that way. Making children is just adding to the global population which will increase the amount of space, money and resources that would be needed to-

Wowee, I got carried away there. Let’s just forget about that. In the meantime we are going to boost your pokedex with some of the ones that FUCKBOI got. Here you go.

Malkon05 · Post Post #53 (isolation #12) » Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:01 am

GENERIC TRAINER, it’s great that you reached out to us this time. Already an improvement from our last conversation. How has your journey been going?

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You defeated Gym Leader REEPICHEEP?! Wow you are serious about becoming the next pokemon champion aren’t you? I’ve heard nothing but scathing things about that Gym Leader. You must be pretty powerful to take him down.

And you’ve been working on your Pokedex because you want the Pokesubmarine back? Wow if that’s not motivation we don’t know what is. You have finally surpassed FUCKBOI’s pokedex which is impressive as fuck.

How did you manage to pull all of this off after your blunderous failure last time?

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You bought a bike? You bought one of those $1,000,000,000,000.00 money sucking bicycles? You know you could have probably gotten a voucher somewhere and just gotten it that way right?

Oh, you had a bunch of extra cash just lying around because we gave you a bunch of free stuff. That...weirdly makes a lot of sense. Way to be resourceful. So long as you keep filling up that pokedex, we are fine with anything. We will even give you the Pokesubmarine back, on the condition you don’t shut us out for days on end again, okay?

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Great, I’m glad we came to an understanding. We are so pleased with your progress that we will give you some tips on the next Gym Leader, SAITO YAMAGUCHI. We hear his weakness is anything American. The French Fry and Walmart type should do the trick. Work with that and keep up the hard work! We know you can do it!!!

Malkon05 · Post Post #58 (isolation #13) » Sat Dec 28, 2019 10:43 am

In post 56, Cephrir wrote:Failing spectacularly is actually a pretty solid technique for landing high-but-not-top on this I think

Could not agree more!

Malkon05 · Post Post #61 (isolation #14) » Sat Dec 28, 2019 12:03 pm

I haven't had the pleasure of working with your crazy. I need it in my life

Malkon05 · Post Post #65 (isolation #15) » Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:01 pm

Hello GENERIC TRAINER,

We see you decided to write us another letter rather than just call us. That’s fine we suppose. After reading the letter, we have come to the conclusion that you need to really step it up on Pokedex entries as we require you to get some of the more uncommon and even rare types in your Pokedex. What you have is fine, but this is where things get tough.

We know that you have other things on the brain, the news report about Team Pagong taking over the Elite 4 is quite disturbing. But we REEEEEEEALLY need you to keep working on the Pokedex first.

We do think it is impressive you not only defeated SAITO YAMAGUCHI, but also BOGGLETRON2000 which was the most powerful gym leader in the Mishmash Region. I do believe that concludes your Gym Challenge, which means normally you would be facing the Elite 4, but yeah I suppose you are going to have to defeat Team Pagong in order to do that.

Tell you what, we will give you a secret advantage if you finish obtaining the non-legendary pokemon in the pokedex. It should guarantee your victory, but we kind of need you to finish up the Pokedex first.

So there we go, once you get this go ahead and obtain the rest of the non-legendary entries, we will give you the item that will help you dismantle Team Pagong.

This seems more than fair and we cannot stress the importance that even though saving people from an evil organization that is holding them hostage and probably making them doing unspeakable things is a good thing, it’s even better if you finish your pokedex.

So get cracking! We will check in after.

Regards,

Professor Malkon & Professor Meme

NOTE:

Just an fyi, the last two posts for COTY 2019 will be around this same time tomorrow & the next day, so if you want to see them live that's when I'll be posting them, if not, then you can view them the next day <3 Sorry for any inconvenience, blame IRL.

Malkon05 · Post Post #69 (isolation #16) » Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:01 pm

GENERIC TRAINER! We just heard the news! You defeated Team Pagong using the HIDDENIMMUNITYIDOLSPRAY we gave you for cataloging the rest of the non-Legendary Pokemon that you were missing in your pokedex.

We watched the entire conquest of your defeat of Team Pagong

though we aren’t entirely sure why you decided to vlog about it while you were doing it, showoff

, it was quite impressive! You have come along way from the scrawny twink whose single mother sent him off so she could spend some quality time with the three men in town, to the very mature young adult who took down Team Pagong. You are more than ready to take on the Elite 4, though we also want to stress that now you have to get the Legendary and Mythical entries in the Pokedex and those are far and by far the most difficult to obtain. In fact, the 3 mythical Mishmash Pokemon have hardly ever been seen in the wild. We aren’t actually sure how you are going to do that.

In any case, we also know that FUCKBOI defeated the Elite 4 at some point between you defeating Team Pagong and this phone call...which is kind of ridiculously weird given that it feels like it didn’t happen all that long ago. Guess the champion is a bit of a pushover, which is fantastic news for you!

It’s time for you to show what you are made of GENERIC TRAINER. Be sure to stock up on plenty of MAXJURYVOTE Potions, they will probably help you in your conquest of the 4 toughest trainers in all of Mishmash: SOFTELF, PRIVATEIBALL, XXXRECK, and ZOROTTER. They are all formidable foes and will test your skills and bonds with your pokemon.

After you are done, please check in, we have leads on some of the Legendary Pokemon and wanted to give you a head’s start on getting on top of those for your pokedex entries.

Malkon05 · Post Post #70 (isolation #17) » Mon Dec 30, 2019 8:30 am

For those who were expecting me to post the final 3 by midnight my time tonight, unfortunately due to medical reasons I am unable to do so. As much as I originally loved the idea of posting the final 3 on the 31st to finish out the year, I'm going to be posting it at some point this afternoon/evening PST. Thank you for understanding and for all of the wonderful feedback/comments about COTY this year, we are super happy it's been well received <3

Malkon05 · Post Post #71 (isolation #18) » Mon Dec 30, 2019 11:37 am

Asssuming I'm not sleeping, I'll go ahead and post the final COTY post in about 2.5 hours from now.

Malkon05 · Post Post #72 (isolation #19) » Mon Dec 30, 2019 2:00 pm

Hello GENERIC TRAINER, we are here to congratulate you in person for your win of the Elite 4 and also of Professor Meme’s Grandson FUCKBOI. It’s impressive how far you’ve come in just a short time. Since you’ve made losers out of some of the most notorious trainers in all of Mishmash, that puts you in our epic hall of fame.

Sorry losers, we are going to register our new champion GENERIC TRAINER in our hall of fame that we conveniently have in the next room and for some bizarre reason we have to do it alone without you because you are all losers, we suppose.

Now, GENERIC TRAINER, please follow us so we can register you and your pokemon as champions of the Mishmash region.

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Welcome to the Hall of Champions which only champions get to visit and…

What’s that? Why did Professor Malkon just lock the door behind us? What’s this device that I’m holding? Well you see GENERIC TRAINER, this is the device that will help register you as a Champion!

Why not the computer in the corner? Bah, that’s old school technology that’s obsolete. See the cobwebs, no one uses that anymore. So just put this on your head and-

BEEEP.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Deep Breath.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

We did it Professor Malkon, we’ve finally secured the final piece to the Necromicon Dex that will call forth the devil and wipe out all of the Mishmash region. GENERIC TRAINER is now under our mind control and will get the final 3 pokedex entries that we require for the blood sacrifice.

Let’s finish this my dear Professor and finally see our plan come to fruition.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BEEP.

And that with that, both Professor Malkon and Professor Meme set GENERIC TRAINER on the path of complete world domination by completing the demonic pokedex. With much haste GENERIC TRAINER did just that by finding and cataloging the top 3 mythical Pokemon.

With the dex complete, the two nefarious Professors finally carried out their plan, summoned the devil and Mishmash began to burn.

Professor Malkon and Meme sit on their front porch in lawn chairs watching the fires burn all of the Mishmash region
Professor Malkon: Gee, Professor Meme, whatever shall we do today?

Professor Meme: The same thing we do every night Professor Malkon, take over the world!

Both: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The End(?)

Author’s Notes: See you all next year and congrats to Regigigas on Character of the Year!!!