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[Sigmund]

VOTE: T3

challenge accepted

[Sigmund]

I'll show you how to kill scummy people

[Sigmund]

VOTE: Anya

[Sigmund]

you don't scare me edgy demon boy

The time for fear

that comes later

[Sigmund]

Mena's pagetop game is weak as shit

[Sigmund]

roger that

VOTE: Anya

AtE Scum Flail Die

[Sigmund]

faster kills is ++++town

[Sigmund]

your soft defense is noted

[Sigmund]

by noted I mean I'm going to murder-rate you tommorrow dont nightkill me coward

[Sigmund]

I will give out two bus tickets for Anya-scum

[Sigmund]

rae scum for not lol-hammering

[Sigmund]

I just opened up waze and put you as stop #2 after we're done rolling over Anya today

[Sigmund]

my job is the hunt down bad guys

[Sigmund]

btw wtf is that profile picture

you look like someone had too many drinks and ended up rolled into a carpet

[Sigmund]

they make my ass look great

[Sigmund]

oooh hooo get blown out mena

[Sigmund]

i like the art you phillistine. where are you going next if this isn't scum?

i already told you I have you as stop #2

[Sigmund]

WOW MOD THIEVERY

[Sigmund]

USING MOD POWERS TO STEAL PAGETOPS

THIS GAME IS RIGGED

[Sigmund]

MENA YOU COWARD

FIGHT ME

[Sigmund]

you not hammering is a scum claim

[Sigmund]

I am your partner and I'm gonna drive this bus all over you

[Sigmund]

jake have you ever lol-hammered a scumbag on page 4?

[Sigmund]

cuz I got an offer for you

[Sigmund]

you can do it right now

[Sigmund]

it'll feel good

[Sigmund]

it's fucking BUS TIME

VOTE: Jake the Wolfie

[Sigmund]

[Sigmund]

wow i actually caught 2 wolf already easiest game of my life

[Sigmund]

you and anya

[Sigmund]

if rae is scum too that would make it 3/3

[Sigmund]

Sigmund really was trying to get me randomly hammered

either i struck a nerve when i called him an edgy demon boy or he's a wolf

or i love killing people

[Sigmund]

its in your role pm dude

[Sigmund]

VOTE: Sigmund I agree that this slot needs to sweat

I love saunas

[Sigmund]

if he really thinks that he must not respect me and for that i am pissed.

VOTE: Sigmund

I don't respect anyone here

[Sigmund]

actually no.

VOTE: jake

lol why you running wuss

[Sigmund]

jake's group theory felt earnest to me in a city way even if i don't agree at all

ok scumwolf

[Sigmund]

sigmund frozen omgus pe (policy elimination) among us sus

Rae talks in tongues must be possessed by A DEMON


VOTE: rae

[Sigmund]

I'm allergic to reading

I win by swinging my sword around

[Sigmund]

If I know your main I'm sad.

I have a bridge I would like to sell you

[Sigmund]

MENA YOU CHEATING @!O#)I!)#$K)~$K!)$!

[Sigmund]

Technically speaking Anya could be mafia, and thus satisfy the 1 scum requirement of my hypothesis.
I'm not saying that it is literally impossible for all of the mafia to be on the wagon, but that result is unlikely.

The reason why I think that it is unlikely that Anya's wagon was town driven was because of how easily she got to E-1 without much objection. Usually town are not that cooperative in executing another member, especially in the very early game.

this is a lot of mumbo jumbo

[Sigmund]

VOTE: Opposit3s

die die die die die

[Sigmund]

u have a very pretty avi, anime girl

trying to hit on someone

VOTE: monkeyflirter

[Sigmund]

Sigmund is openwolfing. He doesn't even have reads.

such a scum post

also lol @ reads before everyone has even logged in to post

[Sigmund]

I'm not here to act in a townie way

I'm here to kill bad guys

[Sigmund]

yea you sound fake af rn

[Sigmund]

Where is your mind currently at on the game, Sigmund?

I'm wondering why Ydra didn't make me a day vig

[Sigmund]

"waaaah sigmund won't give me reads waaah sigmund is scum waaaah"

lol

[Sigmund]

lol monkey is just caught scum here

[Sigmund]

his entire thought process is superficial and fake af

[Sigmund]

hit me with your kill shot

baby

I'm being so serious

[Sigmund]

i'm being so serious

[Sigmund]

effortless

[Sigmund]

I refuse to do any mech speculation because mech is evil

we win this on dayplay.

by dayplay I mean sheep me and help me kill the monkey who keeps trying to flirt with coffee girl

[Sigmund]

wait when you put anya at E-1 you thought we were still in RVS?

[Sigmund]

how is everyone in this game so fucking scummy

ydra only said 3 scum and I already want to murder half of you.

[Sigmund]

i keep thinking sigmund might be town bc i think the flailing around is an account gimmick and he's making enemies with everyone but trying to get a quick warhammer on page 3 or 4 is still really wolfy

I love warhammers and pretty girls its not my alignment it's who I am.

[Sigmund]

So you think I'm a townlean, but you voted for me and even now that you are aware that I'm L-1 you are risking my lynch. Why? Who are your scumreads and why aren't you voting for them instead?

lol is this dude actually L-1?

WHERE IS NOT MAFIA WHEN I NEED HIM

CHOOO CHOO LETS GO

[Sigmund]

→ Sigmund, whose current activities include desperately pushing for a quickhammer before page 10 on a slot he doesn't have a read yet, throwing meaningless votes, and going for an OMGUS wagon for bogus reasons.

it is page 15 now am i allowed to push for a lol hammer now?

like seriously who the fuck cares what page it is when the hammer falls.

killing people is 99% of the fun in this game and choosing to not kill people is straight up content denial

[Sigmund]

No. I just don't see town motivation for anything that he's doing and I can see scum motivation in everything that he's doing. I believe him that he doesn't have reads — because he doesn't have any. He's not trying to read. He's being as loud as possible, but nothing about what he's doing says that those actions were meant to solve the game in any meaningful way. He's trying to vote me, but I don't believe that he thinks I'm scum and his reason "being fake and superficial" is pulled out of his asshole.

my playstyle is "be loud" "kill often" "look good while doing it"

[Sigmund]

Yeah. If I'm going to guess, it's Sigmund and Jake The Wolfie.

nah if i was teamed with jake I would've made him warhammer the last time we got someone to e1

[Sigmund]

thats a garbage tier read

[Sigmund]

unless you think the scum pt convo went like:

sig: yo jake hammer anya lets go
jake: no she's hot I like her
sig: wtf r u talking about boi lay down that hammah
jake: can we kill someone else I want to simp for anya
sig: omfg fine we kill monkeydude instead

[Sigmund]

i think Johnny is the worst on the monkeyman's wagon

no warhammers allowed

look beautiful

maybe you're new around here

but like

the way we win this game

is to kill people

some of them might be good

some of them might be bad

but it'll feel good to kill people

and like it's fun

so lets just get on with it ok?

[Sigmund]

this, coming from a guy who townleans me and scumreads the guy who started this wagon.

can we yeet this please.

I'm just sexier than you sorry

my abs are made of gold

look at my pecs twitch when i flex

[Sigmund]

my only regret in this game is voting too early so I can't lol hammer anything

[Sigmund]

if only I had the discipline of a master level player like Not Mafia

[Sigmund]

I've always been exposed

I don't wear a shirt because I like to look good when I kill people

[Sigmund]

this is why Sigmund puts the paintbrush between his ass cheeks and goes to town on a blank canvas.

my ass looks like it was chiseled from a solid block of marble by Michelangelo himself.

[Sigmund]

i'd rather kill wolves than monkeys though

there's way too many bad votes on him pretty much devoid of any thought bubbles or reasoning

thinking is the enemy of progress

[Sigmund]

Anya if you make me an espresso I will lend you my vote for 24 hours

[Sigmund]

this is not me trying to sneak off the monkey wagon so I can lol hammer him at a later date

[Sigmund]

thought the thought did occur to me

[Sigmund]

ok coffee girl where am i voting

[Sigmund]

VOTE: johnny

[Sigmund]

if someone were to put monkeyman at e-1 i promise i won't lol hammer as coffee-girl has made me this delicious espresso

[Sigmund]

mena is a filthy cheater and brings shame to the entire continent of europe with his filthy pagetop steals

[Sigmund]

this is worse than when the Dutch bought Manhattan for a bag of trinkets

[Sigmund]

Ydrasse is an even bigger pagetop thief than Mena

[Sigmund]

VOTE: T3

can we just kill somebody already I am bored out of my mind

[Sigmund]

holy fuck this game is just full of people I want to murder-rate but none of them will die

[Sigmund]

VOTE: jake

you guys post too much

[Sigmund]

Let's inspect the scene of the crime then

VOTE: Sigmund

[Sigmund]

After a thorough investigation I've determined that I am in fact innocent.

VOTE: NotAHecticAlt

[Sigmund]

Why did you quickhammer onto Jake?

I was bored

[Sigmund]

cool. stay voted.

ok scumtic

[Sigmund]

If this is your town game, you wouldn't be able to find scum even if the moderator told you the whole team.

that's funny coming from the dude who just shitpushed a townie out the game yesterday and is voting another one today.

I'm sure the game will go real well following you around killing good guy after good guy.

You're either mafia or the worst scum hunter i've ever met

[Sigmund]

oh look we're going with the person coffee girl wanted all along?

crazy

wild

VOTE: T3

[Sigmund]

i wanna say if I had a vig shot i would 100% use it on sigmund and wouldn't care what they flipped because it would be a benefit to town either way

If the mod made me a three shot vig I'd shoot you three times.

[Sigmund]

My guy you literally quickhammered yesterday's wagon - you should not speak.
You have no genuine reads and its obvious with how you were flailing about d1 only caring about quickhammering someone - multiple times you expressed this sentiment.

There were at least 3 other townies on that wagon and not a single viable counterwagon - dude dug their own hole by the way they treated monkey.

are you trying to blame jake for digging his own grave or blame me for hammering him?

make up your mind dude

I'm getting dizzy just reading your posts one at a time.

If I tried to follow your entire progression I'd get vertigo.

[Sigmund]

I townread myself

[Sigmund]

I'll give Coffee Girl a Town Read if she pours me a nice Cappucino

[Sigmund]

what I like coffee wtf

[Sigmund]

I didn't mean anything creepy why you keep thinking weird thoughts dude.

I am addicted to caffeine

[Sigmund]

she made me coffee

[Sigmund]

I AM EASILY BRIBED

[Sigmund]

you're so dead after T3 flips red

[Sigmund]

is there anything on your awesome checklist I've missed?

I don't want to miss anything

[Sigmund]

Would you give this level of vitriol towards an LHF if you're scum?

[Sigmund]

do you think I'm difficult to eliminate today?

[Sigmund]

do you think this is some badly written movie where the bad guy tells the good guy his plans or some bullshit?

[Sigmund]

I don't care how much you push it should be implausible to be blatant like this.

Offer some depth to your reads and pushes and maybe I'll change my mind.

you're supposed to be good at this game right?

[Sigmund]

you're telling me you're reading my responses to you

and you decided the only possible explanation is.

Sigmund has decided to confess he is a dirtbag scum,

I've caught him redhanded.

and it's time to execute him.

You want me to believe you believe this?

Like really?

[Sigmund]

I have trouble believing town!you actually thinks this way cuz it's some wild shit.

Lemme get my evil villain mustache on and we can do act 2 after I wake up or some shit.

[Sigmund]

are we mass claiming or what

[Sigmund]

my top SR is T3

my top TR is myself

my top TR other than myself is.

still myself.

[Sigmund]

dwlee/monkey both up there in my probly just town range

Anya needs to shape up

[Sigmund]

Fake Hectic is probably just mafia here, or having a really bad game as town

I was hoping to troll him into giving me some alignment indicative rage posting but he's not mad enough yet

[Sigmund]

thats why I called him Fake Hectic

[Sigmund]

Yea

They're either power wolfing this game or just bad town

[Sigmund]

a lot of sheeple in this game

big fat power vacuum for them to run their mouth

[Sigmund]

for someone who gets mad when they get insulted you sure love to insult other people

[Sigmund]

yea you're either power wolfing or you have an overinflated sense of ego and you're gonna throw the game really hard and blame other people

[Sigmund]

UNVOTE: hem
This seems pretty towny assessing the wagon.

VOTE: Jake.
I reread their iso and didn't like the behavior aroundthe Anya wagon at all. Like it almost felt like a fakrsolve to get towncred.

twice they've changed their mind bc it's convenient and cited previous things that they already read and reacted to

they first thought hem's assessment was fish flailing

VOTE: humaneatingmonkey
Absolutely terrible rebuttal.

and they first thought jake was town after he was doing his analysii

I think jake is town but less sure on that one.

ok I'm convinced
VOTE: T3

what happened to this ^

want to tell me how you became convinced by Anya then I troll you for 10 seconds and you immediately get unhinged and come at me?

[Sigmund]

you gonna tell me you were convinced by Anya but Sigmund started lolcatting you and you immediately decided

naaah

naaah

sigmund gotta be bad?

[Sigmund]

i still think monkey is town and sorry i should have taken off the accelerator on jake because he did towntell at the end and I let myself confbias.

putting vote back on after saying 'not going to allow a quickhammer' is !!! !!! !!!

I had confbiased my way back into a scumread and thats my b

^ You really feel bad about Confbiasing yourself into a tunnel?

Why you doing the same thing again then?

Where's your self-reflection gone?

Feels like a fucking act to me if all I need to do to get you to become a confbiased tunneler on my slot is troll you for 30 seconds and refuse to answer any questions

[Sigmund]

Fake Hectic has literally not answered a single question put to him and continues to talk about mafia theory/other irrelevant nonsense.

[Sigmund]

VOTE: Not A Hectic Alt

Defending yourself with associatives is so scummy

[Sigmund]

kill fake hectic

[Sigmund]

Fake Hectic is openwolfing and LARPing as a town player

[Sigmund]

and you just think sigmund has ceased being someone who would hammer this???

[Sigmund]

I can't believe you would say that I would lol-hammer someone who just replaced in and is being shitpushed by my top suspect the day b4 mylo.

That's a level of openwolfing even I can't contemplate.

[Sigmund]

T3 - Fake Hectic - MonkeyDude?

[Sigmund]

I am being tempted by evil every day Shiki

I will believe in you

[Sigmund]

wtf is wrong with you

[Sigmund]

VOTE: mini

premature no more

[Sigmund]

I'm basically confirmed town at this point.

I hammered because the claim smelled like BS and I didn't want the real protective to out themselves.

It's pretty clear at this point that my read of the game state was actually correct and we should kill Fake Hectic as fast as humanly possible.

I'm ok with doing a no-elim first so we lose yet another town player to the mafia but imo it is just a waste of time.

[Sigmund]

i mean, you were a proponent of both wagons that hit town saying it's sigmund's fault if they're town is pretty ................

If shiki is mafia here she deserves to win and I will ride out the rest of the game in her pocket

[Sigmund]

I mean does anyone really think scum me lol-hammers two straight townies when I'm not even driving their wagon.

They were both going to die even before I lol-hammered them.

[Sigmund]

It'd be like a mafia member walking by a random mob-justice event and deciding hey I'm going to make myself look bad by stabbing to death this dude who is already going to die.

like really?

[Sigmund]

I mean does anyone really think scum me lol-hammers two straight townies when I'm not even driving their wagon.

Refuge in audacity?

I think the catchphrase that is more accurate here is FOMO cuz I was worried people were going to kill a bad guy finally and I was missing out.

Honestly I just want to kill one baddie please this is kind of ridiculous

[Sigmund]

You couldn't even produce reads for me when I asked yesterday and then you hammered town. Seems like a scum-claim to me

It'd be like a mafia member walking by a random mob-justice event and deciding hey I'm going to make myself look bad by stabbing to death this dude who is already going to die.

like really?

This reasoning is completely flawed

It's the truth.

and I did provide reads let me go back and link them for you

[Sigmund]

T3 - Fake Hectic - MonkeyDude?

^
Seee above

[Sigmund]

like I can buy that you're just bad town driving 2 straight mis-elims DLee but like Fake Hectic is just blatantly powerwolfing and killing townies left and right and we have to get kill Fake Hectic otherwise it is just humiliating loss and I refuse to admit I even played in this game.

[Sigmund]

still this quickhammer shit by Sigmund is blatantly anti-town.

i did point out to you and others that voting messy anne over sigmund didn't make sense? and t3 setting up another opportunity for sigmund to do this while saying sigmund was their top mafia read didn't make any sense?

Nothing that T3 and Fake Hectic and MonkeyBoy have done all game have made a lick of sense and we need to kill Fake Hectic before the game is over.

[Sigmund]

oof ouch owie my feelings

I'm not trying to hurt your feelings dude

when a slot is consistently wrong I have to think about whether they are badtown or scumbag and I'm leaning towards badtown for you cuz you feel like you actually care that you are getting shit wrong.

[Sigmund]

you know as well as i do (actually probably much better than i do) that the best thing to do day 2 after quickhammering day 1 as mafia is to quickhammer day 2

I don't think this is true but ok

[Sigmund]

am i alive because this matches up super well with thoughts i have had throughout the game?

I am so pocketed wow

[Sigmund]

wait shiki are you serious you don't know why you're alive?

[Sigmund]

because I would think with your knowledge of mech you would know why you're alive but you thinking that that's the reason you're alive is kind of making my hair stand up on my arms

[Sigmund]

I don't think there is a player townier than you in the game so you're basically the default protection target.

[Sigmund]

because there's no reason for the rolestopper to be macho if there's not another protective in the game.

[Sigmund]

mostly a mix of FOMO, not wanting to get a protective counterclaim baited out, and the convenience of the claim pinging me. I wouldn't have hammered if MMB claimed VT.

[Sigmund]

like if MMB flips red I'm pretty sure I get elimmed today and I didn't want to get elimmed today so I wanted to get myself some towncred because it makes no sense for MMB to fake-claim rolestopper and then for MMB's scumpartner to flashhammer MMB right afterwards.

[Sigmund]

I'm town and I thought there was a good chance MMB flip red and I didn't want to be the elim after MMB so I hammered.

[Sigmund]

Like you know how sometimes you get those little feelings of doubt that you are just like

wrong

and then you panick and make stupid decisions?

[Sigmund]

i get that there isn't really a point to me saying the above i was just confused by you not thinking that it would be good mafia to play quickhammer again for someone who had quickhammered day one, mostly

Maybe if I had a reputation like Not Mafia it would make sense for Scum Me to play in such a manner.

However the game state at the point of those hammers was heavily leaning towards Jake/MMB being executed either with or without my vote and no real counterwagon available, removing any incentive for me if I were scum to make such a play.

[Sigmund]

MiniMegaByte

[Sigmund]

VT Nero your turn

[Sigmund]

Rae has stolen my steroids and now pretends to be a cheap dime store version of me

[Sigmund]

Fake Hectic trying to make me look bad on his way out this is crazy

[Sigmund]

it tells us steroid boy can't count hahahahahahhaahaha

[Sigmund]

I don't get wtf dolphin dude is doing

[Sigmund]

is this some convoluted ass play to make me look bad

[Sigmund]

he spins faster than his avatar and its fishier too

[Sigmund]

I'm conf-town

[Sigmund]

Anyway I think Sig has to flip scum here.

if D-Lee is town here he's 3 for 3 on killing innos

[Sigmund]

The music was fire.

Thanks for modding Ydrasse & Menalque!

GGs to all the players, this was really fun - kind of unfortunate I missed the last lol-hammer because I wasn't online but you can't get em all.

[Sigmund]

can't believe sigmund got away with two lolhammers plus trying to bait one on me in rvs plus declaring himself basically confirmed town today

just gotta be in awe really

You might not have realized it at the time, but you walked into the Sigmund Fan Convention and my Abs are too good looking to eliminate.