Micro 1032: Baton of Desperation [Game Over]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

sup im town gimme the stick thing

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lol cool story

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i also would not mind being left out

i literally just subbed in to help you guys move this shit along cuz it looked like it was stuck in the mud forever lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

who's got the stupid stick anyway

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Death soon. Yay.

also hi isis.

tft hype? :3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

that champ who eats other champs is my new favorite tft champ of alllll time

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

my first game i went all scrap and won :3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i got the item that gives all 2 item heroes an extra item

my entire team was all itemed up

it was super lit

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

cho gath is such a fatty i love him

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you clearly don't feed your cho gath enough fooooood

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

they r both adooorbs

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

tahmn kench is my spirit animal

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

gib me

i am so town

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

TRU

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

also never listen to wisdom

hes either scum or wrongtown 100% of the time

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ok that was harsh

maybe 90% of the time

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

vulture feels townie to me tbh

my track record of reading her is p bad tho ngl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

its because she has great hair

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

smells like lilacs

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

pockiting me with tft references

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

oh dang i guess darby seems p town too or is this some wifom shit

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lol are the last 3 all town

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

mb u guys already let all the baddies escape

for shame

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

its ok darby

im here to rescue you

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Let me GOOOOOOOO.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

high quality musical pagetop

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

imagine thinking pooky would do any solving in a meme game revolving around the passing of a stick looooooooolllll

im just here cuz I felt bad seeing this game stuck at "replace mode for like a week"

also the fact that nobody's saying shit right now makes me think some baddies go out early

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

also the fact that nobody's saying shit right now makes me think some baddies go out early

actually this could also just be due to apathy cuz it got stuck at replacement for so long lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

do you actually have a reason to think vulture is mafia?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm town

I'm not welcome here

It's fine

Give the stick to Ydra

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Good luck Isis

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

btw the reason this game stalled for an entire week without anyone willing to rep in

is cuz of people like these two:

oh great

yeah i wouldnt mind if pooky was left out

oh im not the only one

try not being such a miserable asshole in every game you guys play and maybe people will actually want to play with you

food for thought

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

like there's really no need to be that toxic towards someone who repped in cuz he thought your game was stalled waiting for a rep forever and just wanted to do ya'all a favor.

like lol wtf is wrong with you two.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

aw, I think they were just ribbing you Pooky. I know I enjoy playing with you, and I'm really glad you subbed in, even if you do go out today.

DArby does bring up a good point about Vulture in #341 though- I was just about to post an agreement with it. Do you think that's the wrong play here?
On one hand, Vulture is very probably town. On the other, they might not get any more invested than they are now.

I am fairly sure they did not mean their comments in jest.

but I am fine with them being petty and douchy

it is expected at this point.

please progress the game ty

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I know you have nothing against me Darby

I was talking about some other people

it's fine really

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

give it to vulture

she is the beeest

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if Isis is scum you should definitely kill me

she will pocket me with her charming ways and I will be helpless

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i object

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i am unsure if you showered today and the stick might smell bad

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

we should just vote and then fastpass it so whoever is the person with the most votes dies

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

isis did you roll scum -.-

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if we miss today we basically need a full solve tomm to win because if the last 2 are not both mafia together we lose.

I guess i'll actually read the game now -.-

uh tell me your thoughts Isis

do you just really not want to play? ;_;

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

the only way to lim scum on d3 is if we dont give the baton to either scum b4 F2 because if we give it to 1 scum b4 f2, they just give to other scum and game is over

so we need a perfect solve to win if we go to 2-3.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if your poe is right then rats has to be scum if Isis/Clemency unaligned?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

so rats/clem solve?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i dont see why isis comes out bussing clem if darby wants the elim in me/rats?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

is there any1 who townreads ratmans or has another person they really feel strongly is scum?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

right now it feels like ratmans is just going to inevitably get elimmed

if that happens and he's town, I'd like for ratmans to give us a team solve that we follow to the letter tomm cuz at least we know it comes from a town source

sort of as a contingency plan

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

yes but it's better to get a hero solve from a confirmed townie than from a pool that's (33% scum)

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

besides the eliminated player is going to have the ability to send the baton to whoever they want anyway

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I guess whoever ratmans passes the baton to will be conf town

and then whoever that person passes the baton to will also be conftown

and so on

so i guess we wont even need a hero solve

just be watching the thing go from one person to another haha

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this game really works in a p weird way

ok any1 here have some real thoughts on whether they want ratmans to be eliminated or who they want to be eliminated

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

the baton holder commutes

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

its not really a conftown chain

its more like a chain of possibly losing immediately if we miss today

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Ratmans who do you want to kill among:


Voteable:
Clemency
Isis
ratmans
Enchant

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

because?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

can i get the cliff notes?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Isis do you want the baton?

I would give it to you but I am worried you might forget to pass it and that would be t r a g i c

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

HEAL: isis

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

6m phew

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i tr enchant the most out of every1 left for what its worth :3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

nice

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if ratmans is green

he will pick someone

if that person is mafia we lose the game


then that person will pick someone tomm

if that person is mafia we will lose the game

and so on

the only way we win is if niether of the mafia get the baton b4 f2

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i town

good luck wisdom!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

also wisdom i think if u r locked into darby town

u should pass to him

because then if he is scum

u wont have to make a decision between me and clem

and that would save you a lot of effort :3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky youre dying in 20 mins

HEAL: isis

6m phew

heh I know what Pooky did.

Wait for the last minute to pass to Isis, so we concentrate on that and not that he passed to his buddy.

I'll check if he posted elsewhere that day to confirm this theory, but even if he didn't I feel good about this

lol

I think i woke up from a nap and was in the bathroom when i checked the site and saw your post and then randomly passed to isis

which i did because consensus was for ratmans lim

which u kinda wanted

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im definitely not a "wait until almost dead for style pointz" kinda bear

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

its irrelevant how i pass if the consensus elim is ratmans

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

also why the fuck would scum me pass to my scum teammate if theres a consensus elim in town rofl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im not a moron dude

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

the only people who cared enough to express an opinion agreed

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lol ok i dont really care if we lose because you just end up humiliated at the end of it

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

: )

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

darby has never played with scum me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I don’t think we have any completed games together

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Your game to lose wisdom.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lit

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if wisdom was scum this game would already be over

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

there's 2 scum, 3 townies.

wisdom is townie

he has the baton

if he passes it to a scum, the game is over scum win.

if he passes it to a townie, that townie has to pass it to the last townie for town to win.

so we essentially have zero agency and are just waiting on Wisdom to end the game one way or the other.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I am always nice to you dear

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky did you solve me
Or did I not post enough
Or are you scum

I didn't really bother to solve you because I don't have any agency in this game.

You didn't really post very much.

I am town

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I think at this point Wisdom probably just forces me into f2 and loses the game for the town because he's quite arrogant and comically wrong.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I don't have any desire to actually try to convince him he's wrong because I saw LLD try to convince him he was wrong and that was pretty much a waste of her time since he doesn't listen to anyone beside the voice in his own head.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this is going to be really funny if darby is mafia

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

good luck wis

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i know im town

and i have trouble believing clem/isis is the scum team cuz that means the scum team decided to ghost the entire game

like that trust fall game we played.

so I guess I'm just waiting to see if darby is town lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I mean I am kinda evil

I just happen to be aligned with you so *shrug*

besides im p sure if im mafia I just shoot you night 1 every time lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

gg ez game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

HEAL: DArby

I hope it's not mistake.

Pooky would've done something stupid like giving it to Vulture over Darby, you made a good choice.
No offense Vulture.

wouldve been nice to have agency at some point in this game lolol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

why r the wrongest people always the most confident in their shitty solves smh

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i shouldn't be mean

scum played well

gg

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

the first baton holder being scum makes the probability of a scum elim on d1 only 1/8 just by random

if town misses d2 they have to get perfect solve d3 to win.

Also lack of agency for town along with short deadlines really makes it quite difficult to get any meaningful data/cohesion - somewhat demotivational.

Thanks for modding Kerset!