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Post Post #797 (isolation #200) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:33 pm

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can we get this the fuck over with?


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Post Post #799 (isolation #201) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:36 pm

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krile is also probtown because there’s zero reason for her to unvote me if she’s teamed with you either


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Post Post #801 (isolation #202) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:37 pm

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so yeah i got a bunch of associatives and a whole of a lot more information today than we would’ve if i hadnt unvoted, but scum me would do that apparently because That Makes Sense(tm). like what the fuck right


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Post Post #802 (isolation #203) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:38 pm

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i’m not performing, im genuinely annoyed because it feels like i’m trying to reason with a fucking brick


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Post Post #803 (isolation #204) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:38 pm

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and i HAVE to do that, not because i need to convince you, but because that’s the best way to point out to the rest of the game that you have absolutely fucking nothing to stand on


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Post Post #805 (isolation #205) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:42 pm

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this is exactly what i’m talking about

i don’t pretend because that’s stupid and it gets you caught in a lie, which is never good regardless of alignment


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Post Post #806 (isolation #206) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:43 pm

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something something read the fucking thread i’m just gonna start quoting myself until at least some of the information eventually finds itself in your brain


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Post Post #808 (isolation #207) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:44 pm

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In post 807, Krile wrote: This game is interesting

Osuka's analysis seems townsolvey but fb's argument that his emotional cadence matches the game better isn't weightless

I've only been dieting for one day and I'm starving
pick a random game off my history and theres at least one place where i got annoyed


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Post Post #809 (isolation #208) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:46 pm

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annoyance isn’t a fucking tell and i don’t know how many times it takes me to flip green for anyone here to wrap their head around it but i guess it’s more than this huh


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Post Post #812 (isolation #209) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:47 pm

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i take solace in the fact that those of you looking at it that way will find yourselves very surprised as soon as the hammer goes down, regardless of who’s on the receiving end of it


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Post Post #814 (isolation #210) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:47 pm

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what do you mean by firebrand? i’m stupid


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Post Post #816 (isolation #211) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:48 pm

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In post 813, Krile wrote: I do the keto thing sometimes
No carbs only chicken wings
scumclaim??

i literally could not survive without potatoes


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Post Post #818 (isolation #212) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:48 pm

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In post 815, Firebringer wrote:
In post 813, Krile wrote: I do the keto thing sometimes
No carbs only chicken wings
How is chicken wings healthy
chicken is fairly healthy right? wings are fatty but they don’t have to be deep fried


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Post Post #819 (isolation #213) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:48 pm

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In post 817, Krile wrote: It's like hothead but has less negative connotations
gotcha you can call me a hothead


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Post Post #821 (isolation #214) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:51 pm

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here's a semi-relevant quote that makes me look like a dick but that i think is also really funny
In post 380, PawnsGambit wrote:A large portion of the posts you've made have been regarding how high of an opinion you hold of yourself and the low opinion you hold of other players


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Post Post #824 (isolation #215) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:53 pm

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do you like fish? fish is very lean and probably not as expensive as wings, plus it can pair well with greens and stuff


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Post Post #825 (isolation #216) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:53 pm

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dude wings are expensive


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Post Post #828 (isolation #217) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:55 pm

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that’s also fair, fish is expensive

chicken breast?


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Post Post #836 (isolation #218) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:01 pm

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In post 834, Krile wrote: I also drink sparkling water which my girlfriend calls "spicy water"
scumclaim???


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Post Post #839 (isolation #219) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:04 pm

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In post 838, Firebringer wrote:
In post 836, osuka wrote:
In post 834, Krile wrote: I also drink sparkling water which my girlfriend calls "spicy water"
scumclaim???
which one, the girlfriend or krile
krile

sparkling water is an unholy abomination


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Post Post #840 (isolation #220) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 6:16 pm

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anyway can someone just hammer firebringer and get this over with


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Post Post #841 (isolation #221) » Mon Apr 10, 2023 7:17 pm

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alright i’m going to sleep and there’s plenty of time left in the day so if for whatever reason someone’s brain short-circuits and they feel like it’s a good idea to hammer me, i would like to politely ask that they wait until i’m out of work in about 18 hours


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Post Post #851 (isolation #222) » Tue Apr 11, 2023 9:14 am

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please don’t cry


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Post Post #852 (isolation #223) » Tue Apr 11, 2023 9:15 am

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vote firebringer instead to distract your mind


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