Mafiascum Wrestling Federation (The Road To ScummerSlam!)

[kuribo]

This is absolutely amazing

[kuribo]

Yeah in WWE, you weren't allowed to call it a "belt" or a "title" or a title shot, it was always a championship and championship opportunity

[kuribo]

Just gonna leave this here

[kuribo]

We shall be welcoming Kuribo into the SDC as the death rider.

"And I saw when the Bone opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a championship was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given to her that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto her a great sword.

And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a shield in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of barley for a penny, and three bags of wheat for a penny; and see thou hurt not the psychedelics and the wine.

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was the Death Rider, and Hell followed with him.

And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with shield, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth."

[kuribo]

Love it

[kuribo]

Some guy knocked on my door this morning and wordlessly handed me an SD card with this video on it.

I don't know what it means.

[kuribo]

I'll have a promo once I don't sound like a congested mess and I'm not chugging cough syrup

[kuribo]

Live from the covid cave, I address the results of scummerslam and put the tag teams of this industry on notice