Spoil a Wish II

[DragonEater70]

Granted. Everyone's income tax has doubled though.

I wish there was no longer income tax.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. It works extremely well and your sheets catch on fire.

I wish more people signed up for my game.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. You sit in a gray box all day where meals are dispensed to you three times a day, and a comfortable bed, heating, running water and other needs are supplied, but your life is not fulfilling.

I wish I could go back in time and experience the best parts of my teenage years again.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. You now have a lot of expenses you cannot afford, such as the salary of a whole cleaning staff, a huge electricity bill, and a grandione property tax.

I wish someone ran a game of Deception: Murder in Hong Kong in the Mish Mash forum.

[DragonEater70]

How is that a spoiled wish??! I love modding!

Granted. People become very rational and serious and never do fun things like parties or play mafia (or Telephone Pictionary, or Spoil a Wish) because they are too busy working on saving the planet.

I wish I could fly.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. It's destroyed by extreme climate changes.

I wish I had my motivation to play mafia back.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. ChatGPT is now very accurate but is much less funny and can only discuss a limited range of subjects (namely, science and technology).

I wish I finished writing the book I started writing in 2018.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. You now fall asleep every night at precisely 22:00, no matter what you were in thr middle of doing, and can't wake up until exactly 6:00.

I wish for a cartoon animal sidekick.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. You donate your heart to Iprobablysuck, and they can live longer. But you also don't have a heart so you die.

I wish I always knew whether things were socially acceptable to say

before

I said them.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. You are sold into slavery, and your family's financial situation improves dramatically.

I wish I stopped having dreams where I am being attacked by a swarm of venomous insects.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. Your employer gives you five 10-dollar cheques every day which you have to deposit one-by-one before you can use. (you can replace the amount so that it adds up to your actual salary).

I was able to come up with a witty and useful wish.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. You become a perfect marble statue.

I wish skill decay (e.g. becoming worse at chess after not playing for a year) didn't affect me.

[DragonEater70]

Granted, but that means you're abducted by aliens who perform painful brain surgery on you in order to be able to see reality for what it is, and after that you can never rejoin human society.

I wish people were more willing to let others help them.

[DragonEater70]

Nooooo why would you do that to me

I will get REVENGE



Granted. You HAD the money to buy a house. For one minute. Then a robber came, shot your entire family dead, and took the money.

I wish I stopped I procrastinating right now and did what I was supposed to do Saturday evening.

[DragonEater70]

You receive more of the fish but it's not poisoned

I wish I had a safe trip to the moon and back, for free.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. You eat it but you're still hungry, and all shops in a 20-mile radius are closed.

I wish light_ganski wasn't hungry anymore.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. Every single site user, including alts, signs up for your game. Enjoy the modding nightmare.

I wish the curse was broken and I could win as operative in Codenames.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. You inherit a sum of money large enough to buy a house. All your distant relatives are jealous and claim that you need to give them part of the money, starting a legal battle against you.

I wish I was unbanned.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. It's a

poisoned

chocolate cake, though.

I wish to live for 24 hours inside a movie of my choice and then go back to the real world with no negative consequences.

[DragonEater70]

Granted. They take over your neighborhood, including your own house, and you are left homeless instead.

I wish my computer's GPU was working.