Lunch Money - animorpherv1's Turn

[mykonian]

/in

[mykonian]

I'd like to discard card 1

[mykonian]

there are two types of kicks...

[mykonian]

Heh. I got some too, but if you think it's a good idea for us to tear into each other while everyone else just sits by, you need to think about it again.
I propose a temporary truce between each other, otherwise we'll be the first ones out.

I would never try to get you out of the game...

[mykonian]

You wouldn't have to if ani and I start an escalating arms race. We'd do it for you.

only one would really go out of the game, and I wouldn't interfere. The person that survived that could expect from me that I wouldn't attack him.

[mykonian]

I agree.

Good. Thanks!

I see a pattern here. Afraid that ani will start a war against you, while ani seems to be low on defence cards, and using humiliation on the first attack that hit you...

Don't you have enough defensive cards?

[mykonian]

I have one left. i don't want to waste it. However, it's part of a good combo, that I can link to cause a good deal of damage to the first idiot to attack me.

sure

[mykonian]

Block+Grab+headlock+???

I have it.

If you had, you would have welcomed the fact that I said you had no defence cards. That way, someone would have attacked you, you would have used your great combo, thereby refreshing your hand.

but no, you start telling everybody how dangerous you are

[mykonian]

I think so.

You can play now, I think.

[mykonian]

ohh, ani, come to me...

let me hold you, I want you close to me.

(ani doesn't seem to like this and attacks me)

block grab

[mykonian]

ani, you should be more careful, you might get hurt...

on the other hand, you badly hurt my feelings.

What should I do with you?

[mykonian]

I would like to use

kick (4)

[mykonian]

URoE

one line post

13 lines sig.

disproportional.

[mykonian]

problems is a big word. I wouldn't have done it that way.

[mykonian]

oww.



Painful.

[mykonian]

OMG, look at the

big combo Sudo_Nym

had to defend against. after that spinning backfist, he had a hard time regaining his balance, and that moment that he didn't think about defending was all I needed.

I just gave him just a little push, but that was enough to make Sudo_Nym fall backwards. In his fall, he starts to understand what is happening...

It is too late, and Sudo_Nym knows. Because when he wants to look who pushed him, there is noone. But there is that particular person that jumped after him. It can't be good.

Sudo_Nym hits the floor hard, his head, that he tried to keep away from the ground, swings back and a sickening crack is heard. In a splitsecond Sudo_nym realizes why that person jumped after him, as he lies defenseless on the floor.

I land with stretched legs in Sudo_Nym's stomach.

[mykonian]

... another one...

pass

[mykonian]

only for that last sentence: please, Sudo_nym, have a third humiliation...

[mykonian]

I was only attacking you because you were the easiest target. If Myko had hit, I'd have gone for xelada.

no, you would have gone for sudo even more, because you would have known he couldn't defend (his cards didn't change).

[mykonian]

sudo, I respect your noble intentions by modding a game. I think you deserve that respect, as you keep this going. That's why I want you to know that the only thing I have against you, is that you told us not to attack you after I had done so. To say it different, I think you were a little late...

[mykonian]

I'm really just messing with you guys. It's just a game. Also, check out my new entry in the wiki. Some thoughtful person is apparantly attempting to score brownie points.

You are so ruining my own little game . Of course you wouldn't. You would be kind of a bad mod if you did that, wouldn't it?

[mykonian]

I think drench goes to far (I am only allowed to grab ani ). I don't think anyone that doesn't have any compassion for the weak should be respected in this game. I think we should step up as one man, and show drench that we don't accept this.

[mykonian]

I think drench goes to far (I am only allowed to grab ani ). I don't think anyone that doesn't have any compassion for the weak should be respected in this game. I think we should step up as one man, and show drench that we don't accept this.

Stop it. Who are you to speak for the majority?

I speak to the majority. and do you have the feeling that attacking poor ani does you any good? I think that you, that thinks it is cool to attack a person that has been hit a lot, should feel how it is to be attacked continuesly.

[mykonian]

you know we will attack you till you have 3 times the damage ani recieves now, don't you?

[mykonian]

we, mykonian, sure

anybody who agrees can help.

[mykonian]

We thinks mykonian speaks for the people far too often. He fancies himself a sly, manipulative bastard, he does.
We thinks it's time for mykonian to shut his filthy mouth, before we shuts it for him.

If I was, I wouldn't be this obvious, would I?

maybe I have something against people that go for easy targets?

[mykonian]

You seem to be well-stocked; would you rather I beat you up?

wouldn't there be a little more honor in that? and wouldn't that make your prospects of a win better? Because, it is not the players that are low on points that are likely to win, it are those that haven't got hit yet. So basically, you don't play to win, and you only dare to take on the weak...

[mykonian]

Think of it this way: less people, less chances to get hurt. This is my reasoning.

that counts for everybody. So you help everybody, but it costs you an attack that could also have been used on a direct opponent. It is better to let someone else do it.

BTW Drench, you don't believe that link in your sig, do you?

[mykonian]

plz wake up... free money does not exist, esspecially not on the internet. It stinks a lot, and from what I read, it already is active long... That means it probably doesn't take long anymore before it collapses, and you only lost time.

But I would have helped you, wasn't it that people that don't live in north america can't play. "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moola_(game)". See the last lines. You can't win.

[mykonian]

I use

elbow

on

drench

[mykonian]

people are going to die!

pass out

[mykonian]

I'll use

kick (2)

on

URoE

[mykonian]

hehe, xelada shows weakness

[mykonian]

drench, it might be that an attack against xelada would succeed, he passed the last time.

[mykonian]

plz don't let him have a humiliation...

[mykonian]

xelada, you hadn't bolded what cards you used. It is still not clear to me, why can you use two cards?

[mykonian]

xelada, 6 dp is not something to play with...

[mykonian]

O, Xelada is going to have a tough round...

[mykonian]

that sounds very threatening. The most awesome block-grab-powerplay-kick combo? (since hail mary is already played)

[mykonian]

I

kick (2)

xelada.

[mykonian]

that sounds very threatening. The most awesome block-grab-powerplay-kick combo? (since hail mary is already played)

What sounds threatening?

"not worth it"

[mykonian]

sorry, must have seen an older pm...

Drench, I wouldn't mind if you dodged this one, just taking an extra possibility.

I use

roundhouse

on

Drench

[mykonian]

sorry

[mykonian]

sorry

Don't let him off so soon, Drench. You wanna know how long this guy stalked me trying to get revenge? Get him back.

I don't remember killing you yet... AND YOU DESERVED IT! Killing people that trust you very much is evil!

[mykonian]

sorry

Sucks to be you when I get you.

I think I can run faster

[mykonian]

block

[mykonian]

Drench, I think you should look at how Xelada plays. On the moment he is losing, he sits back. You draw the attention, something you absolutely don't need now.

[mykonian]

drench and xelada are free to be attacked!

[mykonian]

control... big word.

and as long it is working, I'm not getting attacked, and that can be quite important, don't you think?

[mykonian]

luck

sounds much better then "control".

[mykonian]

Mykonian

hasn't been to nice to people recently. I stand and start running toward him. At the last minute I divert, my

elbow

smashing into his cheek.

^_^

no, you are nice...

I

block

[mykonian]

funny that we haven't seen a weapon being used.

[mykonian]

no, just the fact that I don't believe people have discarded them all, and the deck is shuffeled: that means some are still in the game.

[mykonian]

I

dodge

[mykonian]

discard 1,3,4

[mykonian]

I knew it would be you!

pass

.

[mykonian]

discard 1,3,4,5

[mykonian]

can't be worse then a poke in the eye, can it?

[mykonian]

first aid 2

[mykonian]

It is just a guess, but you don't have that much defensive cards anymore, do you, Chenhsi?

[mykonian]

the

humiliation

!

you really didn't want to do that... As I walk out of the door, with a few cans of bear, the football team runs toward me to get one. We talk after that, but I notice a small person sneaking away.

"ani?", I call "you don't want to leave us now, do you?". Ani turns around, and I notice something is very wrong. Ani's face is very pale, he is shaking. "ani, are you allright?". Ani opens his mouth, but nothing but a very high tone comes out of it.

As I walk towards him, ani stumbles backwards, keeping his spread eyes on me. "what is the problem?", I ask. It is clear ani can't answer, so one of the football team says: "he hired us to hurt you."

Tears enter my eyes. I can't believe it. Ani would never do that, would he? I look at him, and the way his eyes drop, I can tell it is true. Someone I considered a friend, tried to hurt me very much... I walk to ani, who doesn't even move anymore. Is it because he knows I should do this? Or are his legs just failing him?

I

kick (4)

ani. I hope he will still be able to reproduce...

[mykonian]

pass

I don't lose dp from it.

I think you do... I get a free basic attack after a humiliation, that can only be blocked by another humiliation.

[mykonian]

Drench, before you do anything, I want you to know that I might not be the best target now. I had some defensive problems lately, but they are quite solved now. I was annoying, and I did try to get you unconcious, and I expect nothing but that when I will be in the same situation, but I don't think it is smart to attack me now.

[mykonian]

Sometimes, you have the feeling a person can do everything. That he could walk over water, and turn water in to wine.

and sometimes, that person is called Sudo_Nym.

[mykonian]

I

kick (2)

chenhsi

[mykonian]

I knew it!

pass

[mykonian]

well, the omniscient part is working now. Listening to it is the part that goes wrong...

[mykonian]

I knew it!

pass

See what happens when you try to imitate your Lord and Master?

O, great master, show me!

[mykonian]

Yet more proof that Canada is entirely irrelevant.

There is only one place relevant: Fryslân

[mykonian]

It lies

in

Europe...

and if the whole world spoke Frisian, a lot of problems that we have now would not exist. Everyone would peacefully coexist, united by the same language.

[mykonian]

hail mary?

[mykonian]

spinning backfist

on cybele.

[mykonian]

hehe, six points to go

[mykonian]

wo, sorry. Doing it now.

[mykonian]

I

pimp slap

animorpherv1

[mykonian]

you are right, I guess

I roundhouse chenhsi.

[mykonian]

sure I know it is probably smarter to attack the others now. 6 still means: "pretty soon knocked out"

[mykonian]

good, sudo, hit him. Hit him hard!

[mykonian]

pass

[mykonian]

break Sudo's arm

block

[mykonian]

first aid[1]

[mykonian]

block

[mykonian]

jab chenhsi

[mykonian]

sorry... I won't do it again...

(I probably don't get another opportunity )

[mykonian]

Look, I'm no threat at all, I'm just trying to get

1

defense card, and failing at that.

and I'm busy getting my attack cards to count.

I know where those defence cards are

[mykonian]

pass

[mykonian]

tss.

That is not nice of you, dear Sudo_Nym... and you know I have a surplus of defence cards, otherwise I wouldn't pass.

Dodge

.

[mykonian]

block-grab-powerplay-?

[mykonian]

that was supposed to be a joke, I hope?

otherwise, nice and enthousiastic ani!

[mykonian]

Chunk Norris!

nice and enthousiastic ani

and I don't mind.

[mykonian]

Also, this is for calling Canada a bad place.

I'm gonna ebattacking Sudo untill either:

a) he dies

or

b) the world ends

I'd rather a).

I'm wiling to team up with you myko, as your gonna win anyways.

sure ani

[mykonian]

pass.

[mykonian]

I'll grab sudo

"do you want a hug?"

[mykonian]

he might not come

[mykonian]

it seems weird to continue this game, as it is so close to the end.

[mykonian]

it seems weird to continue this game, as it is so close to the end.

I would argue that it would seem weird not to, especially with everyone still active.

I won't be a play breaker. I'll have fun continuing, but it is not a must.