Mini 746: Speed Dating - I've Had The Time Of My Life (Over)

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Hello. I apparently am a transvestite.

Actually this is a misunderstanding, he said he didn't like being a woman as it harmed his masculinity, so I said she was a masculine woman

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KMD's avatar is perfect for this game.

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lol

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Vote: Caboose

Kill the competition!

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I don't even understand who's scum and who's not.

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Yay! hors d'oeuvres!

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Non

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Yay? I guess?

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So that's how the table thing works...

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Eh???

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Actually, the win conditions confuse me. That's all I was saying, caboose. And molestargazer, your name could be rearranged into molester...

[zwetschenwasser]

Aha! I understand now! BSG, explain yourself.

[zwetschenwasser]

KMD said: "Molest said"

Are we going to give him a hard time about this all game long?

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BSG, I didn't get the whole town can't leave with married people thing.

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I have negative clue.

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Would the mod pair a townie with a scum at the same table?

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I would also like to know this.

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Caboose is definitely twisting my words, that's for sure.

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This is hurting my head...

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I'm going to gouge Max's eye out.

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*facepalm*

[zwetschenwasser]

Stop....torturing.....me....

[zwetschenwasser]

I can see it now: "Welcome to BDSM Mafia! Please choose a paddle."

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Why?

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Are you claiming scum?

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I choose option B.

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Yayzowr!

[zwetschenwasser]

You messing with me, little reaper?

[zwetschenwasser]

What did jebus do wrong?

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Unvote

Backing off before the pressure starts, eh?

[zwetschenwasser]

See? I'm not the only one that got confused!

[zwetschenwasser]

They want to kill us wonderful singles!

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I'm Mrs. *shudder* Johnston.

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Eh???

[zwetschenwasser]

Oops. I meant miss. Sorry. I'm sort of distracted tonight.

[zwetschenwasser]

Wow. You all are idiots. I wasn't scum. I made an honest mistake about my prefix, and you lynch me. Sheesh. I hope EGL was unmarried, so I can satisfy my win condition of leaving with an unmarried person. KMD is screaming scum. Go town!

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You are scum, KMD, and idiotic scum at that.

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Wait. I'm not dead?

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So I wasn't dead. KMD, why did you act like you hammered me?

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Interesting.

Unvote; Vote: KMD

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Is the entire case on me the fact that I was sleepy one night and wrote down the wrong prefix? My role PM said Miss. which threw me off because of the period.

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Ugh. Here comes WIFOMland.

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We win if we're lynched and the other person in our table isn't married, right?

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*Knocks head on table in anger*

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I'm a jester!

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Good. I don't like helping scum.

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^and this makes sense how?

[zwetschenwasser]

It was a joke response to a stupid question. How is that scummy?

[zwetschenwasser]

Might be right...

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Does it matter?

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I don't see a solid case against me anywhere.

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^I endorse this statement.

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KMD, none of the hings you're saying are scum tells.

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It's not a question of leaning. Your "case" isn't solid, you have at worst a complete WIFOM statement and at best a criticism of my playstyle. A scumtell is something solid that you can back up with behavior, actions, etc.

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Your only "scumtell" is 5, and I've already cleared up that it was 100% a joke.

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The Mrs./Miss. thing is pure WIFOM. Even you can't deny it. And why are you putting words in my mouth? I never said that it made me town that I was joking.

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It was a joke. Your accusation is based on something that wasn't even a serious post. Of course it's a defense, but you don't have to be sarcastic about it.

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It's a crappy scumtell.

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You all are neglecting the possibility that this game might have no doc.

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Why?

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There are other roles that can have PhD's, you know.

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The risk of what? Of killing a vanilla townie and a claimed powerrole that's being questioned by role-based info?

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Then again you're acting like wishy-washy undecided scum.

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Someone already said that. Next time read the thread.

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Do you have to scumthink out loud?

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Vote: Zwetschenwasser

L-1, folks.

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Yes.

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I'm not scum. I think EGL is.

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KMD is hinting something. I'm going with that for now.

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I endorse this question.

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I don't think so.

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He's a nother powerrole? Then why fakeclaim doc?

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Wha???

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I want you to hammer. I'm getting strong scum suspicions off my table partner. If you hammer me you'll clear a townie and hopefully kill fakeclaiming scum.

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I don't have a list. I only think that EGL is scum and KMD is likely town.

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I endorse the above product. I was a townie, btw.

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PRUFT

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Meow

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Bows out and leaves in a huff.

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I epicly failed this game.