Mini 746: Speed Dating - I've Had The Time Of My Life (Over)

[The Count]

Hey Trich wats up?

[The Count]

i want to say who i am, o well

[The Count]

vote kmd

im jealous of his picture

[The Count]

Hello all.

Did a quick read.

Zwet claimed scum. EGL claimed powerrole, which I don't believe.

vote: Zwet

[The Count]

Mod, can we get a vote count up?

[The Count]

Alas, the Caboose is the scum! I stand beside you, BSG, 100%. I understand completely.

vote: Caboose

Read it.

[The Count]

unvote, vote: Monkeyman

Painfully obvious scum. His last few comments, like "I agree with all you points, and his partner, BSG, could be scum too, so a double scum lynch would be great."

-Bandwagoning
-Miming what KMD said
-Offering no other reasonings, except:

- "BSG could be scum too"
- "Double scum lynch
- "Great"

Translation: "I am scum. I know they both are town. A double mislynch would be great. KMD looks like a town, so I am going to mime him! I wasn't on the town wagon so I MUST be town. LOOK! LOOK! I am town! I am town!"

I would do a better analysis, but I don't really want to waste the time, considering you can all see for yourselfs what his post lacks - substance.

[The Count]

unvote, vote: Monkeyman

Painfully obvious scum. His last few comments, like "I agree with all you points, and his partner, BSG, could be scum too, so a double scum lynch would be great."

-Bandwagoning
-Miming what KMD said
-Offering no other reasonings, except:

- "BSG could be scum too"
- "Double scum lynch
- "Great"

Translation: "I am scum. I know they both are town. A double mislynch would be great. KMD looks like a town, so I am going to mime him! I wasn't on the town wagon so I MUST be town. LOOK! LOOK! I am town! I am town!"

I would do a better analysis, but I don't really want to waste the time, considering you can all see for yourselfs what his post lacks - substance.

You don't want to "waste time" doing a better analysis, and you accuse me of lacking substance. If you would take the time to read my whole record rather than nitpicking you'd see your vote is a mistake. Agreeing with someone is not a scumtell.

I think analysis' in general are a waste of time, at least when I do them.

I have read all your posts...or "record". I am pretty sure it wasn't mistake. You

are

Monkeyman, right? Agreeing with someone isn't a scum tell, but sheeping is. You're a sheep. You offered nothing new. You were jumping on a bandwagon (or what could've emerged as one) after a pretty pro-town looking player started it.

[The Count]

Monkey - surely that only applies if the case made is actually 100%

against scum

? It could be an amazing case, but scum could still jump on it, promote its wisdom, and lynch a townie.

Since we don't know, we can't be sure the alignment of those who jump on.

No, we don't know for sure, but when building a case for someone or against someone, surely you would want to avoid lynchking those who are consistantly voting town and lynch those who are consistantly voting scum, is my thinking.

Apparently, you've never heard of bussing.

I certainly have heard of it, but you don't want to base a strategy on something that's the exception rather than the rule. More often than not, townies vote town and scum vote scum.

Well, then. Shouldn't we be looking at people

not

on the zwet wagon by your logic?

I meant townies vote pro-town and scum vote pro-scum,

Townies are uninformed. Therefore they aren't really pro-anybody, because, unless they have special powers that allow them to know the alignment of another player, they don't know anything. So they can vote pro-town, pro-scum, pro-duck.

Scum can vote pro-town too. It's called bussing. Stop playing dumb, scum!

[The Count]

The Countess has a day to pick up her prod or she's being replaced

I am so lonely without her. Hurry Max, hurry! There is no time! Hurry!

flashback

Countess: Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But now it's too late.

I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year.

Countess: You wrote me?

Yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over

*cue romantic rain and music*

[The Count]

unvote, vote: KMD

WHERE IS EVERYONE?

(DGB, I wuv you!)

[The Count]

*walking into the sunset with The Count, having found love at last, waving: "so long, suckers!"*

*walks into sunset with his love, The Count turns around, and winks at The Countess*

[The Count]

Hello. good game.