mini 819 - WWF Mafia: Over!

[don_johnson]

Look at this chump! It's like he's trying to give a State of the Union adress in the middle of a street brawl! Bwahahah what a pleeb!

okay.

figure four leg lock: xxfabianxx

[don_johnson]

reading is for chumps.

clothesline: vp baltar

*flexes, puts palm to ear*

[don_johnson]

atomic knee drop: xxFabianxx

you are a weak puppet. i am going to snap your limbs. and how does an eye gouge not fit the pattern of poor form? i am thinking you need to be rolled across a collapsible announcers table.

[don_johnson]

and i care because?

[don_johnson]

agreed. i think we should:

shoulder throw: DDD

up on out of here!

*palm to ear*

[don_johnson]

*This is where the power lies!*

chop: archon

let's toss this bitch!

[don_johnson]

^^ VP must stand for "Very Pussy-like"

[don_johnson]

you don't bitch slap me.

suplex: Very Pussy-like Baltar

when you assume you make an ass out u and me. archon clearly stated bbb.

*you're goin' down*

[don_johnson]

single fisted nut cruncher: hambargarz

whose voting? 30,000 little hulkamaniacs aren't sittin' out there to here you talk politics.

*stares at sotty7*

*yeah. i remember that. i did own you.*

[don_johnson]

what is this, science class?

DDT: vp baltar

[don_johnson]

*i'm a little teapot short and stout*

*here is my handle and here is my*

piledriver: kise

*flexes*

[don_johnson]

clothesline: kise

*how does that strike ya, rolefisher?*

*flexes, points at DDD*

[don_johnson]

*don_johnson never said don_johnson had a post restriction*

*don_johnson never said that don_johnson had a power role*

clothesline: vp baltar

you guys do realize we are in a wrestling ring?

[don_johnson]

*what's wrong with today? you do realize there are no lynches in this game? you're going to need to get your buddies together if ou want to heave me out of this ring.*

vp
kise
sotty7
ddd

not necessarily in that order. maybe i'm omgussing here, but picking on the guy whose supposedly "not contributing" is a bit heely.

[don_johnson]

they're all acting suspicious.

[don_johnson]

just seeing where peoples opinions fell. also, who died and made you mod? you are by no means confirmed babyface. coming to the conclusion that i have a post restriction and that i should be lynched the next day is a bit odd. especially considering we haven't seen a flip yet. i have been subtley pointing out my suspicions under the cover omgus votes and text. i never brought up the idea of a post restriction. don't blame me that people write off what i post just because its not in typical mafia forum text wall.

[don_johnson]

noone said you were confirmed. i.e. why the fuck do you think i have to answer to you?

i could have lurked through the rest of the day. nice try, though.

i have done more than omgus. i have specifically voted a couple players i find to be suspicious. we'll see how useless it is when we throw you out of the ring.

this is a wrestling match. until i can confirm someone is my friend, they are going to get hit when they hit me. in between, i will lay my suspicions down solid.

in any case, i'm off to rl work and will return at midnight. deadline is tomorrow? vp needs to go.

[don_johnson]

^^ talk about oppurtunistic scum.

leg sweep: hambargarz

*palm to ear*

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The "Damn near quittin' time!" holdcount

Archon (4) - Locke Lamora, Sotty7, DDD, VP Baltar

Locke Lamora (3) - xxFabianxx, SpyreX, massive

SpyreX (2) - Kreriov, Kise

Debonair Danny DiPietro (1) - hambargarz
massive (1) - Archon
hambargarz (1) - don_johnson

don_johnson (0) -
VP Baltar (0) -
Kise (0) -
Sotty7 (0) -
xxFabianxx (0) -
Kreriov (0) -

Relaxing in the neutral corner:

None!

With 12 wrestlers in the ring, it takes 7 to throw someone out.

[don_johnson]

read hambargarz in iso. archon didn't seem so low on his list. he was going to vote him earlier. calling a vote "weak as hell" at this stage is, well, weak as hell. its day 1. pull up your tights and start working.

[don_johnson]

wow. kreriov. that's a great point. let's dance.

python flex: don_johnson

yes. that's a self vote.

mod: we are nearing deadline, perhaps a count and a timer?

[don_johnson]

backbreaker: archon

a lynch on locke seems foolish and misguided. i'd rather lynch kreriov for his "i'm laying down a vote," "archon seems legit" and "i'm dissappearing" act, though. that's just a wee anti-town as i see it. i will agree with archon "seeming" legit as a reasonable excuse, but it is quite obvios that the dj lynch won't happen, so basically krer is voting no lynch. on day 1.

[don_johnson]

double-fisted nut grab: kreriov

way to avoid your buddies wagon.

[don_johnson]

dj is not an idiot and would also like to know why ddd is leaving him off his list.

kick to knee: ddd

[don_johnson]

^^ dj agrees entirely.

clothesline: kreriov

[don_johnson]

clothesline: xxfabianxx

yeah. what ^^ said earlier.

[don_johnson]

^^ your post when you voted me still said that you didn't know if you'd be checking in before deadline. when deadline was is irrelevant as you avoided the archon wagon with an entirely useless vote.

*climbs turnbuckle*

flying elbow: kreriov

[don_johnson]

^^ yes.

bodyslam: xxfabianxx

[don_johnson]

reverse suplex: hambargarz

speedlynch much?

*flexes, palm to ear*

[don_johnson]

why? do you have some sort of odd feeling that hambargarz is town? weren't you trying to throw him out of the ring? hm.

[don_johnson]

the seats aren't sold out so people can watch us "discuss" things.

hambargarz, you can claim if you want, its not against the rules.

[don_johnson]

^^ what he said.

massive: if you didn't want him thrown from the ring then why were you attacking him? are you at all concerned with ddd's L-1 vote?

deadlines are for slackers. i get things done.

[don_johnson]

hm. i was going to be mighty suspicious of spyrex if they were still in the ring at this point. the heel getting tossed it quite fortunate. i'll be rereading a bit here before i stomp someones ass.

[don_johnson]

massive: i am pretty obvious babyface here. policy lynching me is stupid and that is what you would be doing. wifom it up, but scum wouldn't quicklynch a townie like that.

ddd: i think fabian is town, kreriov should be claiming(mass claim, maybe?) and hopefully has some sort of results.

locke is main suspect after reread. spyrex is a good townie and i believe he died fingering locke.

body slam: massive

*you want some?*

[don_johnson]

i was on the archon wagon when it counted.

eye gouge: locke lamora

kreriov: let's get to it. what do you have?

[don_johnson]

you don't need to claim, but there were two nights. you only have one result?

why are you cobra clutching fabian?

[don_johnson]

well sotty has to have a partner, right? not exactly sure what the whole "tag-team" role is about, but it definitely implicates a partner. could we be looking at two heel factions?

does anyone want to claim "outsider" or "anime character" at this point?

i can support a mass claim here.

kreriov: what do you think about ddd, considering sotty placed him as town with you in his second to last post yesterday?

[don_johnson]

considering i already told you i didn't have a voting restriction i find your implication dubious. if you recall, i jumped the archon wagon close to deadline. << pro-town action # 1.

piledriver: massive

*how do you like them apples?*

why all the fabian hate?

[don_johnson]

so you would like to toss me regardless of my alignment?

[don_johnson]

just to point out again:

massive seems to be indicating that he knew hambargarz alignment

before

the lynch went through. he already pegged me for todays lynch before the flip yesterday and in post 320 he mentions my "willingness to off a townie". i had no idea ham was town and if you followed my play in iso you would see he was one of my earlier suspects. i think massive is a heel.

also, we have three babyface tag-team partners revealed, with tag-teams generally consisting of two wrestlers i would say someone out there is a tag-team partner. they should come forward as they would be obvtown at this point.

ddd: yes. dj has no issue quick hammering.

[don_johnson]

sorry massive, but with so many of us in the ring to start i just figure that the less wrestlers, the higher the chance of tossing out the right ones. speaking of, if fabian v/la or something?

shoulder throw: xxfabianxx

*palm to ear*

*what is this, the wcw?*

bwahaha!

[don_johnson]

so his site-wide absence leads you to think he is scum in

this

game?

suplex: locke lamora

*let's get it on!*

[don_johnson]

yes. you can go last, but i prefer a random order as it is least likely to be manipulated.

[don_johnson]

popcorn style. massive or locke go first. player claims then chooses next player. all we need to do is agree who goes first.

[don_johnson]

bret hart certainly has heel potential, but i would think he'd be paired. wasn't he part of a prominent tag-team? anyhoo, you need to call out the next claimer. however, we really should have our missing babyface tag-teamer claim. that player should be cleared.

[don_johnson]

fab: this is a popcorn claim. please pick who you want to claim. we are massclaiming. whoever the other partner is will be outed regardless, so i'd rather get it out of the way, but whatever.

as i said: tag team generally means two, so i would think there is a fourth since we have only three. why would mod differentiate tag-team partner from jobber if there wasn't something that goes along with it? i just think fourth bf tagteamer should claim.

clothesline: fabian

for bolding the word "vote".

[don_johnson]

hulk hogan, babyface champion. i have two powers, most notably i am untouchable when the lights go out.

[don_johnson]

DDD goes next.

running leg drop: kreriov

don't ask stupid questions, brother.

[don_johnson]

pick who goes next.

suplex: ddd

for obvious reasons.

[don_johnson]

massive: are you implying that a wrestling themed mafia game would exist on this site without the hulkster?

atomic knee drop: massive

[don_johnson]

many more breadcrumbs than that. but whatever.

i believe its kreriov's turn.

and yes, i said two powers.

[don_johnson]

1. no.

2. sounded like a good thing to say at the time.

double elevated chickenwing: kreriov

sorry, hacksaw, if that is your real name.

[don_johnson]

yes. test my claim. you must have simulposted. speak up, its hard to hear you from inside the ring.

[don_johnson]

bad move jim.

[don_johnson]

kreriov, rethink your decision.

[don_johnson]

rethink. i'm hogan and am uncounterclaimed. a confirmable townie in lylo is a good idea. if you are babyface, you are giving the game away.

[don_johnson]

you're not getting it. you and i go way back. you are being selfish here. this is a team game. you don't think the hulkster could pull this out? please. you are letting your personal feelings cloud your judgement. i'm no jester.

[don_johnson]

i didn't realize there was another avenger and kreriov lied about his role anyways. when he posted his evil smiley i relaized it and did everything i could to let him know he wasn't alone, but i figured if i claimed avenger then i'd draw the inevitable nk after his flip. i had second thoughts about pulling DDD but i knew he was scum aligned and actually hoped locke had some sort of protective town role. i thought massive was the last scum. anyways that was fun. i just tried to be as scummy as possible to slide into lylo. i knew k was town, but i just figured i needed to thin the crowd and bank on another crosskill. two avengers threw me a curve. i'll play in a game like this anytime. fun fun.

[don_johnson]

This just exemplifies either Don completely failed to consider the endgame options before him by actually shooting for scum or he did consider them and thought I was town. If Don had killed massive or fabian, Locke and I cross-kill at night and the faces win.

actually, i thought fabian and locke were town and massive was a "survivor" role. i didn't realize two heel factions. i was hoping that locke had a protective role. your back to back L-1 votes sealed the deal for me. hindsight is 20/20. i realize now i could have probably posted better for krer to realize we had similar roles, and with two factions i would have pulled either fabian or locke, so i think heels had a chance no matter what, but it certainly could have been different. c'est la vie!

[don_johnson]

locke certainly played well. congrats.

truly sorry about the quicklynch ham, i just figured with my ability that all i needed to do was thin the crowd 'til lylo. i didn't even really think about it. i've been eliminated in similar fashion before and i know it sucks to log on and not even have a chance to avoid it. no hard feelings i hope.

[don_johnson]

i thought the post restriction was extremely helpful for the theme. it forced a bit more action and helped avoid WoT's that would have surely hurt us with such quick deadlines. of course, i was having fun with the pr and my character. it seemed others may have been expecting a more "regular" type of mafia game, but i enjoy the fast pace and no quote tag rule(although there were a couple of times i really wanted to use them). consider this a pre in for the next one. wonderfully modded.