Klamání Island (KIDNAPPED?!)

[ah2190]

"So, uh... you're listening to Radio Klamání. And, I can say for sure that the contest has started. With an unlucky number of contestants - one more than I expected there to be - they've been given a choice as to which task they want to do first. Will the majority decide to visit the lovely Margaret, or will the majority help the prof. out with a problem he has?"

"If you ask me, I would guess that most people would try and solve the problem the Prof. has. That seems like the route to getting a shot at Immunity."

"Yea, I hate to be the one who gets the boot in this early stage of the contest!"

"I have to agree."

"Now, any rumours that you've uncovered so far, mate?"

"Not yet - only the fact that there might be an early alliance. I just hope that it doesn't go south!"

"Indeed. If there is one thing worse than being booted off the contest, it's getting voted off by your 'team-mates'. But, that's life here on Radio Klamání - where the survival of the fittest begins now."

"Too true. But, I want to give a holler out to Xelada, Skitzer, Zazier, Chenhsi and Flameaxe."

"Why do you want to do that?"

"Because, everyone else has a profession that someone else also has!"

"Man, you have to be kidding! Anyway, that's all we have time for now - up next, is the latest track from the Babylonians - The Core"

*Whispered* "You mean, the song from Zero G called The Core, right?"

"Yea. That, too. Anyway, see you on the other side!"

[ah2190]

stuff

Are you playing?
No?
Then ****.

I might not be playing, but that doesn't mean that I can put my own take of the events. Besides, it's supposed to be

entertainment

for the others!

[ah2190]

"Man, it's already the first day, and sparks are already flying! But don't ask me why - I've been too busy preping this little gem right here. Man, but one thing's for sure..."

"It will all end in tears?"

"Indeed. Sooner or later, 13 will become 12. But who's likely to go out at this early stage?"

"I got to admit, ah, I'm not quite sure myself. But, if I was there, I would try and get into everyone's good books."

"Yea - I would most likely end up in everyone's bad books if I was around!"

[ah2190]

"Man, I can't believe what happening. I've just received word that red people that are on the island are dangerous - so it's best if you be carefull."

"Yar, me agrees with that."

"... Why are you dressed up as a pirate?"

"Aye, because me feesl like a little treasure-hunting. And, here, in one of me chests..."

"Is this?"

"Yar, that be me little gem of a beauty."

"So, just to recap - Be wary of red people."

"Yar - especally Ani and Sens, me harties."

"They are not your 'harties' - they are contestants!"

"... Sorry."

"Well, I best be going for now - but be sure to catch us next time, here on Radio Klamání!"

[ah2190]

"And so, the game is afoot! We have a mad scientist who needs help in order to be able to live outside his orange liquid, a pirate who's playing a game of Bluff..."

"Or, as it's known in 'Pirates of the Caribbean', Pirate Dice."

"... and I also recieved word of a red man trying to bash into the mansion."

"Um... You might want to look at this, Ah..."

"What? ... What the?"

"He's trying to bash into the radio station!"

"Don't worry, I'll handle this."

"But Ah... *Sigh* Sorry about this, folks, but you know how Ah is when he gets word that someone's trying to break into wherever he is - he does his best to stop them. We'll be right back, after these commercials."

[ah2190]

(OOC - check out my new avvy. this proves that I'm part of this, even though I'm not a contestant!)

[ah2190]

...Or a flash animation.

[ah2190]

Well, for now there isn't any chance of getting a request through, because my character's occupied, but when he's back, all you have to do is PM the URL of the song you want to request.

[ah2190]

"Oh dear, that's not good. I hear that someone had received a FAKE Immunity Statue! And I still haven't heard from DJ Ah yet..."

[ah2190]

"You're back!"

"Yes... it was tough, but I managed to take care of the red guy. But, before I dealt the blow that knocked him out, he told me to look carefully for some hidden clues. Or, rather the OTHERS should look for hidden clues."

"Anything else?"

"Yea, he had this note on him, but I can't seem to figure out what it says. It's all in code."

"Well, it's glad that you are back, Ah."

"Yes. It's glad to be back."

"You know... you missed the first execution."

"WHAT? You mean, there's only twelve left?"

"Yes - ani got shot by our host, then was dragged into a locked room."

"If you ask me, that's to make sure that he doesn't try anything to sabotage the game!"

[ah2190]

No, you won't. Because I know what it is, and it's now MY scoop!

[ah2190]

"Wow, and already two of the Immunity Statues have been found!"

"Hang on, Ah - wasn't there only two Immunity Statues?"

"From what I was able to find out from decoding the message, no. But it might be too late."

"Too late for WHAT?"

"That, my friend, is a secret you will NEVER find out."

[ah2190]

skitzer snatches the DJ

I win.

Skitzer sneaks up on DJ Ah, hoping to ambush him, but then all of a sudden...

THIS starts playing.

Skitzer gets Rick Rolled, and loses his vote to DJ Ah

[ah2190]

Ani: Sorry, but unless that locked room is unlocked, you are no longer eligable to take part at all. Not even as part of the team.

"Hey, Ah, could you please tell me about the message?"

"Ok, but on one condition - you have to tell me somthing else."

"Ok... I heard that Professor Baruti has gone missing!"

"WHAT?"

"Yes! He disapeared, without a trace!"

"Ok... it said that there are SELUC NEDDIH."

"Pardon?"

"LODI NA OT DAEL TAHT SELUC NEDDIH!"

"Ok... you lost me."

"SDRAWKCAB GNIDAER YRT!"

"You've completly lost me there."

"Sorry, I was talking backwards for a while."

[ah2190]

"Now, with only 11 contestants left, we are proud to announce that any of the remaining 11 contestants can now request songs through Radio Klamání. And who knows? There might be some givaways for those who request songs..."

[ah2190]

Um... I must say that you all are requesting the wrong way. Only requests by

PM

are allowed.

[ah2190]

Saberwolf tries to grab an Immunity Idol, but with none around, he just fumbles.

[ah2190]

ah2190 smacks saber for trying to bribe him

Don't try THAT again, or you might get worse!

[ah2190]

!

Someone's starting to...

Wait, what am I saying?

Good luck, Saber. You'll need it.

[ah2190]

*Groan*

"Ow... my chest hurts more than ever."

"You got off lucky, Ah - I lost an arm when the tear in space-time sent the Island through to the future!"

"But, at least we're still alive."

[ah2190]

"Oh, my! This is bad news!"

"What, that Seville's kidnapped?"

"No, that there's only one viable choice!"

Blackberry - DJ Ah may decide to take matters into his own hands, and try to rescue Seville. But I won't be on for a while. So, if you want to, let him help out. But don't do anything brutal to him while I'm gone!

[ah2190]

Indeed...

Wait, YOU were the one who opened her up so that THEY could kidnap her!