New/Improved Apples to Apples... I'm BACK!!!!!!

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My First Kiss has got to be the least cuddly thing of all time. I know Printers that are at least seventy times as cuddly. But what I do with Ms. Epson is none of your damn business.

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Cows stink.

What'sFEMA? I'm too lazy to look it up.

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Bunnies screw too much. That's not cuddly.

That's the

definition

of cuddly.

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Matt Damon*'s character from The Bourne Identity and the sequel I forget the name of.

Harry Potter and Satan are the same thing, I guess that's why Potter would be controversial. Satan doesn't seem that controversial, though, because aren't most people anti-Satan?

Bush is obvious. I guess gratuitious sex is too. Commandment-breaking doesn't fit because I don't see how there are two sides. Who breaks commandments just for the sake of sinning?

Picked last for the baseball team? C'mon now.

I guess the price for coffee is controversial, but don't most people just like lower prices? I thought controversy occured when there are two valid sides to something.

Yeah, nazis are obvious too. Steak, to a much lesser degree, but I'd put that as more controversial than frikkin coffee prices.

*MATT DAMON

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*pokes Jedi*

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The Minnesota Twins are misunderstood; most people think they're a baseball team, when, in fact, they're a bunch of homeless people who wandered onto a baseball field one day. The fans loved it.

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It's true, they're not that bad, but barely finishing the season with a winning record (83-79) is nothing to get excited about.

Except, of course, if a bunch of homeless people managed to pilot a professional baseball team to a winning record. That'd be pretty interesting.

And besides, The Minnesota Twins isn't referring to baseball at all, it's actually just these two:



P.S. Yes, I am aware that The Shining took place in Colorado, not Minnesota.

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I'm sure they can find the subliminal messages on their own, especially the one included in this post.

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You should all just be thankful I didn't go with a boobs joke regarding The Twins.

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The Space Needle in Seattle is made of metal. It's not my word, and so it's pretty bad, but at least I see the connection.

Have you ever had the cold? Did you ever try sticking yourself to the fridge? Cuz it works.

Golfing sucks.

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And where do you plan to put that magnet? On the

refrigerator

, perhaps?

Eh, it doesn't matter, neither were my words. I had robot, but thinking about it, robots hate magnets. *thinking of that one episode of Futurama where Bender got stuck to the electromagnet and started singing showtunes*

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I always spam people. It's me in training to be Bigben when I grow up.

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Be more like me; submit your word. 8)

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MoS hasn't replied to my prods in other matters. Just sayin', is all.

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I delete PMs I send after 2 or so weeks, if they stay in my Sentbox.

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I support the victory of Raj, on the condition that I be named Ambassador Brian McBooya von Kicksurass.