959: Malth's Alternate Reality: Game Over

[UncertainKitten]

Trouble is, CMAR's role being proven doesn't mean anythign when town LOSES!

[UncertainKitten]

Hmm...

What would happen if CMAR shot and hammered in the same post. Lynch CJ, kill me, and hope CMAR isn't scum?

[UncertainKitten]

Ew.

Then CMARSCUM would win.

That drops the town winrate back to 33% even assuming both a kill and a lynch would happen.

(CMAR=scum, scum win.)
(UK=scum, scum win.)

How so? If scum is both shot and lynched, that would mean that there was again, a 66% chance of victory.

How do scum win if me scum is shot?

See, here's my situation. Anything we come up with involves a 50% chance of victory for me, that I have NO control over.

[UncertainKitten]

CMAR should ask since I doubt malt would directly tell us.

[UncertainKitten]

Aye. CMAR should indeed ask about this magical plan.

[UncertainKitten]

Oh hey, didn't I tell you? That both of them were town? Llama was pretty obvious, yanno.

But whatever, this stupid plan better start working.

[UncertainKitten]

No, I can't win anymore unless CMAR is lying scum.

I'm town, you see, and you've doomed us to fail. Of course, Nacho's modkill was what wrecked things.

[UncertainKitten]

Right. What I'm saying is YOUR PLAN DOES NOT WORK NOW.

We need to actually SCUMHUNT if we are going to win this. We can't just go with a power role interaction plan anymore.

[UncertainKitten]

BullSHIT Socio. CJ's PM is ridiculous, and so is CMAR's.

Though honestly? You wanna know who I think is scum? You, Socio.

[UncertainKitten]

We will indeed.

In other news, the role PM contradiction isn't scummy at all though. It gives me no advantage as scum. Focusing on it just makes you stupid.

[UncertainKitten]

Wellp, at least I called that part, even if it was too late.

Guessing you have a bonus kill.

So, by any chance, did anyone lie about their role and have some special ability to blow up Socio now ^-^?

[UncertainKitten]

Oh yeah, do you have any idea why CJ didn't die?

[UncertainKitten]

I'd like to say "If it weren't for the mod kill we'd probably have won", but I get the feeling that Socio's plan was accounting for some bonus kills he had in store.

[UncertainKitten]

So, socio claimed scum, and supposedly has a secret ability. There are three of us alive.

I want to hear from socio before we gang on up on him, CMAR.

I feel like there is something I'm missing.

[UncertainKitten]

That was fucking retarded.

Vote: Sociopath

No seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CMAR?

[UncertainKitten]

Lemme guess. Devil's Machine allows you to take control of someone's actions, but Sociopath loses all motor controls?

Or you were actually scum and SP is a goddamn moron?

[UncertainKitten]

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This is twice I've had to use this today. HOW FUCKING MORONIC CAN SOMEONE GODDAMN BE!? EVEN IF I FUCKING WAS WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT ME BEFORE SHIT HAPPENED!?

[UncertainKitten]

That's twice I've linked a broken link.



No, you know what? Fuck that CMAR.

YOU GET THE FUCKING JIMANG SLAP FOR INCREDIBLE FUCKTARDERY. Eternally be damned to be slapped by the most fabulous man ever. Cause you SURE as hell deserve it for being SO
GODDAMN
STUPID!



FAKE EDIT:

YOU, SIR, ARE A FUCKING MORON. OF COURSE I'M NOT FUCKING BULLETPROOF! YOU DON'T FUCKING SHOOT SOMEONE IN YOUR FIRST POST IN GODDAMN LYLO! EVEN A GODDAMN TODDLER KNOWS THAT! HOW COULD ANYONE BE SO FUCKING IRRESPONSABLY RETARDED!? I HOPE THAT I NEVER HAVE THE MISFORTUNE OF PLAYING WITH SUCH A

GOD

DAMNED
FUCKING
RETARDED
ASS
ASDUFoqwersgjoisadn

IDIOT EVER THE FUCK AGAIN!

[UncertainKitten]

Oddly enough I feel slightly better now. You're still stupid and you are the entire reason town lost now. Good
Fucking
Show.

[UncertainKitten]

Oh, cmon, you're actually scum with a dayvig, and Socio is a goddamn moron?

Wellp, you know what? I still hate fucking both of you. You both, are idiots. Even if you are scum, CMAR, you are an idiot. I have no justification for it, but you know what? I don't care. It makes me feel good to know, that the reason we lost, is because I'm surrounded by assholes.

[UncertainKitten]

Remind me to watch funny videos when stupidity pisses me off in the future. I feel better now. I can now, logically, tell you what you should have done.

You see, if you were smart, you help me lynch socio, and if he didn't flip scum, THEN dayvig me. Town would still have, you know, ACTUALLY WON.

This is, of course, assuming you were town.

[UncertainKitten]

So, yeah, you aren't really an idiot, so much as I want to call you one because I am that fucking pissed at how endgame went.

Socio, however, is an utter fucktard.

[UncertainKitten]

Yeah, you probably would have. What was supposedly so bad about my PM formatting besides the Fate bullshit?

Cause honestly, if malt fucked me as much as I think he did with my role, I will seriously consider never playing a malt game again. Because this role would be utter bullshit and just...shit.

[UncertainKitten]

Malt would probably do those intentionally so that people didn't get role PM confirmed.

But, I mean, at least some of my role PM had to be real since no one counterclaimed mason.

to be fair, I was lying about us being confirmed to each other so that HOPEFULLY someone would believe me and we'd have a shot at winning this maybe. Course, I knew everyone in the masonry was town given flips .

At any rate, I think that is the most epic rage post I have ever made online. If you had been town and done that I'd probably consciously avoid games with you.

[UncertainKitten]

Yeah, you're chill now. Socio I'm seriously thinking of avoiding in the future.

Seriously? What the fuck was that, Socio?

Honestly, I feel stupid for not pointing out that dayvigs are not necessarily town. Hell, I've USED scum dayvigs in games I've run.

[UncertainKitten]

OMG I love the flavor malt. I'm still pissed about being lied to in my role PM but that's actually kinda awesome. Though I thought I was the captain, didn't I?

So...was that supposed to tip me off?

And, no, xvart, I am just conceited. Turns out I was right again this game though. Even in lylo I got shot, not lynched

@Fate: Yeah, I was surprised too. Honestly, my verifiable claim stuff was half a bid to draw the nightkill.

Ah. Yeah, fuck you Malt.

Fuck you malt, forever.

Jack, I REALLY wish you had fucking TOLD me my kills didn't work. It would have been REALLY helpful!

Oh, I see. You and Fate both outthought yourselves. Fucking comedy gold.

Ok...I'll have to see the roles, but honestly? The role you gave me has me about 75% convinced to never touch one of your fucking games again, Malt.

Lying to the player is NOT FUCKING COOL.

[UncertainKitten]

Even if Fate had a PM, the fact you implied he shouldn't tell me was pretty fucking terrible.

So, in other news, llama!

YOU HAVE EARNED A JIMANGU SLAP!



TO YOU, SOCIO!

TWO JIMANG SLAPS! AND A FACEPALM GIF!




TO EVERYONE WITH DIAL UP WHO WILL HATE ME FOR POSTING FOUR ANIMATED GIFS ON A PAGE! FUCK YOU TOO, GET WITH THE FUTURE!



but, hey, at least I called the set up a bit :V.

[UncertainKitten]

Yep. But, essentially, that just makes Malt a dick mod. Not a bastard mod. A complete dick mod. I discussed this earlier.

LYING TO THE PLAYERS IS NEVER FUCKING COOL.

Prevaricating is awesome. I am all for prevarication. But lying? BULLSHIT PLOY THAR.

I am about 90% sure that my player-mod relationship with malt is over. He's free to play in my games if he's likes, I guess.

[UncertainKitten]

Also, seriously, the llama lynch was stupid. I only supported it because I let myself get stupid on CMAR dayvig.

But seriously? I fucking TOLD all of you he was the next best thing to confirmed town.

Though, I think my reasoning was slightly off :V.

[UncertainKitten]

Ok, you see, it might even have been acceptable as the PMs were. But malt directly TELLING YOU IT'S NOT JUST FLAVOR?

Sorry, I call bullshit.

Well, let me rephrase that. If something WOULD have happened, then it's not as bullshit. But if it was just for your lulz? Just no.

[UncertainKitten]

Hilarious part is? I still had a feeling you were fakeclaiming. Honestly, as you saw, I was willing to give you a chance (and forgot about the silence, unfortunately). But yeah.

Still, no, claiming scum is pretty fucking bad, especially when your survival was actually not that fucking helpful.

[UncertainKitten]

Yeah, I see that now actually. Fair enough. Your punishment is reduced to one jimang slap and a facepalm. Since your plan was still bad not accounting for CMAR as much as it should.

[UncertainKitten]

I agree with SocioPath2 about modkills.

And yeah, honestly, that was a hard endgame, I don't think any plan would have fully covered it.

How about I just defer your punishment to Malt and Nacho and call it a night?

[UncertainKitten]

@SP: Remember, my argument was that there was one scum left, and that Llama wouldn't have both a motivate and a roleblock. That said, I was assuming my kill was blocked. So that was my logic fail.

[UncertainKitten]

Meh...I'll PROBABLY give you one more chance but I'm still sour over those shenanigans and hope I don't see something so ridiculous in the future.

[UncertainKitten]

@llama: Nah, I was being way too hard on you. I compared you to CJ fucking Miller. That's something NO ONE deserves. Course, you did mistarget pretty badly. It happens though. The role speculation was also bad, even if I was softclaiming hard. But overall, you could have done a lot worse and you were trying. Really, trying is all I can ask for.

@Socio: They HAD to lie to be because Lovely Malt set it up so being told my situation would make me a lyncher, yet ANOTHER third party. Which makes the role all around terrible. I really hope malt doesn't do anything similarly stupid in the future.

I do find it hilarious both my mason buddies got killed relatively quickly.

[UncertainKitten]

SP once again brings up compelling points. Fate, Jack, you dicks, why didn't you imply I was out of bullets and hoped I figured out the rest >=[!

Nah, actually, I kinda am having trouble getting super angry at people anymore. Must have spent my rage this morning.

And yeah, I probably would have won as a lyncher. Non hostile third party tends to end well for me ^-^.