Open 240: Mayhem Clinic- Everyone died.

[Nikanor]

Vote: Nikanor.

I agree with Robocopter87.

[Nikanor]

dumbass

Said the man with gibberish for a name.

[Nikanor]

Unvote. Vote: tanstalas.

Scum found!

[Nikanor]

Can we get more votes on tanstalas please? I'm pretty sure he's scum.

[Nikanor]

It's a gut thing.

[Nikanor]

tanstalas: I can't elaborate on a gut read.
Robocopter: You sure aren't doing a lot of blind sheeping for a mareep. Why aren't you voting for tanstalas?

[Nikanor]

Oh God, what have I gotten myself into?
I still like my vote.

[Nikanor]

How about this:
Nobody protects Robocopter tonight.
Our other vig shoots Robocopter. If he doesn't die, he's the sk.
We should direct Robo's kill tonight as well, but now is not really the time to be making suggestions for that.

[Nikanor]

Stfu and play the game, XScorp.
If Robo dies, it's because he's a town compulsive vigilante, a role that I won't be unhappy to be rid of.
If Robo lives, it's because he's a kill-immune serial killer, and we

lynch him

make him kill all the scumz, then lynch him.

[Nikanor]

Unvote. Vote: XScorpion.

Can anyone tell me how XScorpion just scumslipped?

[Nikanor]

XScorpion, what is your role?

[Nikanor]

Just do it please. How about: I'll claim if you do.

[Nikanor]

Stop helping your scumbuddy, npiau.
XScorpion needs to claim.

[Nikanor]

It's not rolefishing when I am asking for his role explicitly.
XScorpion sure is taking a long time!

[Nikanor]

He asked me why I wanted him to claim, then disappeared. If he was going to be busy, he wouldn't have asked that question. He's lurking.

[Nikanor]

You should have said that you were unwilling to claim before asking me why.
Do it and I will explain how you scumslipped, thus allowing you to redeem yourself. If you don't claim now, I'm never moving my vote.
Ever.

[Nikanor]

Fine.
Claim now, or you're getting a bullet in your head tonight.

[Nikanor]

So XScorpion is one of a) Mafia Goon, or b) NK-immune SK.
Good to know.

You said that Robocopter could be a regular townie. If you were town, you would know that to be impossible.

[Nikanor]

I'M GOING FOR A NAP BUT I'LL BE BACK.
OH YES. I WILL.

[Nikanor]

Unvote.

Actually, yeah. I saw something completely different, probably because I was tired, but it is equally likely for town and scum to make that mistake.
npiau is town though, no matter XScorpion's alignment.

[Nikanor]

Vote: Scott Brosius.

I am offended that you have time to post in other games, but not this one.

[Nikanor]

GOD WOLF WHAT A CRAPPY MOD I'M REPORTING YOU TO FARSIDE.

[Nikanor]

For the record, I was talking about Robo's bullet when I was talking about putting a bullet in XScorp's head.

[Nikanor]

Okay, massclaim time. Everyone claim your role and targets.

I am a

Bodyguard

. I protected npiau last night.

Next.

[Nikanor]

Oh, any vigs who claim should claim their targets only after everyone else has claimed fully.

[Nikanor]

We still have two people left unclaimed.
Scott, can you please vig smashbro tonight?
I'm curious: why did people protect SV last night?

[Nikanor]

SV, WoW, Sawyer and smashbro are probably scum.
SV obviously so.

Vote: Shattered Viewpoint.

[Nikanor]

If there's nothing worth dying for, there's certainly nothing worth living for.

If I kill myself for having nothing to live for, does that mean that my lack of anything for which to live is worth living for?

[Nikanor]

ssbf is getting vigged tonight, but Sawyer should speak up. They're probably both scum, but y'know.

[Nikanor]

Honestly what is the case on SV? Besides the AtE (which is only effective in the context of meta), I see nothing.

It's because he's voting someone for being anti-town.

[Nikanor]

Yes, I was being serious. Shattered Viewpoint is scum.

So, I have an idea to hopefully prevent the mafia and sk kills. Everyone please protect the targets I have set out for you. If you don't, and the person you are supposed to be targeting dies, you will be assumed to be scum, so please follow the plan.

drmyshottyizsik - Scott Brosius
Nikanor - Scott Brosius
nopointinactingup - Nikanor
Robocopter87 - nopointinactingup
Sawyer - Robocopter87
smashbro_of_the_SSS - drmyshottyizsik
WingsOWisdom - smashbro_of_the_SSS

Does that work for everyone?

[Nikanor]

If no one has a better case let's just lynch SV.

Lol my case is the best one? We are so bloody screwed. >_>

[Nikanor]

in your plan, at least sawyer and WingsofWisdom do not get any protection, so the scum would just kill them.

Oh, right, I was supposed to leave you out. Sorry about that. You're just so forgettable, you know.
We should actually allow Scott to choose the two protectionless people, since he's the only cleared townie, and the one who is going to take a shot at one of them tonight.

Now, Nik, what happened to this. First off, you say other vig. what were you implying?

I'm implying that there are at least two vigs.
And don't try to argue that I knew he was telling the truth, because it would have been impossible for me to know.

also, did you ever bring up the idea again of directing a kill toward robo? no. but, did you suggest protecting people tonight, including a save for robo? yes. now how does that figure? i don't know.

I think that Robocopter is town now that he has re-claimed into Bodyguard.

again, you seem to be implying that you have knowledge of guns. assuming that you are town aligned, the only choice is vig. and you claimed bodyguard.

Yes, bodyguards have guns don'tchaknow.

So you call npiau scum.

Now you call him town.

also, what was the scum slip you saw in his post? if it was completely different, then...just, what? this doesn't make sense to me. what was the slip you saw again?

I was calling npiau XScorpion's scumfriend when I thought that Xscorp had made a fatal scumslip. My calling npiau scum only applied if XScorp was scum.
When I realised that XScorp's slip was just as likely to come from town as scum, I backed off. It was a mistake. I tried correcting it, but everyone else was like ZOMGQUICKLYNCHWHENNIK'SNOTLOOKING.
And when I said that it was something completely different, I mean that I saw something completely other than a mistake that town could have made.

Your "scum slip" of XScorp turned out townie, and a threat to scum at that. I think you were trying to grab at something with that, and backed off of him.

I tried to correct my mistake by saying that I was wrong about the slip and unvoting XScorpion. Had I been able to make more posts before the hammer, I would have tried to get someone else lynched. Do you not understand that, or are you trying to mold the evidence to fit a conclusion of yours?

[Nikanor]

So SV, do you still want to lynch Robocopter?

[Nikanor]

Ok guy really sit back and look at what just happened. Nik pushed a quick lynch and Robo pushed for a hammer. Why don't we all vote no lynch and follow these protection guide lines.

Are you an idiot?
I'm going to impart on you a helpful tip that usually makes mafia games a lot easier. It's really a basic skill, but some people (such as yourself) seem to not realise the importance of this skill, and attempt to forgo the use of it. It's called READING.
I did NOT push for a quick lynch. I was not even pushing for XScorp to be lynched at the time of his death. If you would actually read the thread, you would know that.
Before you open your mouth again, please review what happened on day one, so that I don't have to read something as mind-numbing as our above statement again.
Thanks.

I would like to leave 2 of Robo, Sawyer and shotty open.

I'd be good with lynching Sawyer and leaving the other two open.

Unvote. Vote: Sawyer.

[Nikanor]

and my vote is on Nik, but really I want a no lynch.

And how do you suggest we go about lynching the scum if we never lynch?
Also, did you learn to read like I asked?

[Nikanor]

nope still in kindergarden.
And a no lynch may give us an idea of who's scum, with the protections system

Do you mean kindergarten?
A lynch would also give us an idea on who is scum.
Also, what would be the guarantee that the scum would kill if we nolynched?

npiau: The point is to force the SK to kill the scummy players and hope that they flip mafia.

[Nikanor]

SV and Sawyer are totally scumbuddies btw.

[Nikanor]

SV voted for Robocopter for not protecting during the night, but made absolutely no mention of when Sawyer did the exact same thing.
THAT'S RIGHT I'M WATCHING YOU BUDDY.

[Nikanor]

Asking us to ask questions doesn't help. You should have been trying to get other people lynched by now, not simply defending yourself.

Unvote. Vote: Shattered Viewpoint.

[Nikanor]

Blah.
I HAVE NO COMMENTS.
Except that my reads were totally wrong and everyone sucked this game (except nopoint).

Nikanor didn't protect me N2?

There was no point in protecting you since the scum thought there was going to be two protections on you anyway.
Plus I forgot.