Nativity Mafia - Game Over, Praise The Lord!

[Fritzler]

Confirminizzle

[Fritzler]

You can go here to sign up to replace, but the roles have already been asigned, and balanced.

[Fritzler]

vote: baby jesus

And you will now my name is the lord, when I lay my vengance upon thee.

[Fritzler]

But that defeats the purpose of random. Duh.

[Fritzler]

unvote vote: vismaior

[Fritzler]

He can't be the leader, the leader is dead.

vote: squonk

[Fritzler]

Vote: Chucklez

Looks like scum to me..

I'm not even going to argue against retarded votes like this. I fucked up, live with it. Mistakes happen, and they are not scum tells. I'm not going to claim off this wagon, and if you lynch me anyway you deserve what you get.

Sorry,

unvote vote: !Chucklez!

[Fritzler]

That's only 8 idiot.

unvote

Care to elaborate?

[Fritzler]

vote: chucklez

Why block a claimed cop? Thanks for the protection though.

[Fritzler]

I can state at 99% certainty that !Chucklez! is lying : his ability flavour is wrong.

Great logic there Puzzle.

Now that I'm

actually

lynched (I should be, failed bolding dont count) I'd like o congradulate you all again for lynching a Doc/Roleblocker on another shitty bandwagon.

We feel quite content if you are going to keep our cop from getting results.

[Fritzler]

This is not me, got results?

[Fritzler]

Is it sad that that would make me laugh?

[Fritzler]

Fritzler has a good heart

Duh.

vote: dybeck

[Fritzler]

unvote vote: squonk

Same reasons as Tony and Thoth.

[Fritzler]

I buy the claim. Just believe me.

unvote

[Fritzler]

Agreeed,

vote: darquiel

[Fritzler]

Wait a cotton-picking minute...

There are no 'bad guys' in the story of the nativity.

Which means that some other group from the story has been nominally decided to be the 'mafia' for the purposes of this game.

In the story of the nativity, there are two 'groups' - the Magi and the Shepherds. The Magi are the masons; i don't think it's implausible to think that the shepherds, as the only other group, are the mafia.

Add to that the craplogic. Add to that the early claim.

unvote, vote: Squonk

No, he's innocent.

unvote, vote: dybeck

[Fritzler]

No, he's innocent.

Saying things like that begs the question "How do you know"?

I'm also "A shepard" vanilla townie.

[Fritzler]

It's actually not such a bad thing for the town as a whole - but it really sucks for the person you investigate. It's kinda convention not to do it...

Yea, I'll probably die tomorrow, your fault. Woe. At least I confirmed a townie before I left.

[Fritzler]

Hope so.

[Fritzler]

unvote vote: Werebear

Speak up sunny.

[Fritzler]

Do you think all scum roles could be from the present day? And god, I wish I had any role but vanilla townie.

[Fritzler]

unvote vote: tonymontana

I have an innocent result on me, why are you voting for me?

[Fritzler]

unvote vote: werebear

[Fritzler]

Also, we'll need some more unvotes, if we want to lynch him at deadline.

[Fritzler]

Isn't that day 3?

[Fritzler]

Do you havea nything to say about the bandwagon on you?

[Fritzler]

Agreed, lets lynch him.

[Fritzler]

*dances*

vote: raj

for not voting for werebear (although if TINM has anything to say about it i will change)

[Fritzler]

unvote vote: Iammars

[Fritzler]

Hold up guys. Give him time to defend himself.

[Fritzler]

I say we lynch him. Last time i saw a near identical claim, the player was scum. (including the christmas bit)

[Fritzler]

humm and their not masons...

Always a step in the right direction....

[Fritzler]

Yea
viewtopic.php?p=229258#229258
You were the game, granted, there the role claimed he was pro town, but still, fairly similar.

[Fritzler]

He's saying that he's mary, andhe's looking for his kid or somethin' (this makes sense, as earlier he said there was one role he would find the full details of). So he knows the kids alive, so it doesn't make sense waiting till 12/25.

[Fritzler]

Vote: RAJ

OK, the first two days we = teh suck. The next wo = good. What will happen on day 5?

Also, how many scum are you guys thinking?
Also, thinks there's a cultist or two left?

[Fritzler]

I think there are two mafia left, and possibley a traitor.

PS I like my vote.

I don't think we have a strong enough town to warrant, sk, cult leader and a big mafia.

[Fritzler]

[*]PeaceBringer,

Madalyn Murray O'Hair (Cult Leader)

, was chopped off at the knees Night Two.
[*]

Iammars,

Mithras, an Old God (Serial Killer)

, was lynched Day Four.

ummm

Oh, yea, I noticed that last night, and was wondering about that.

Mod? Is it correct that pb isn't red? Or a mistake?

I've seen pro town cults before, infact, I kind of like them.

[Fritzler]

[*]PeaceBringer,

Madalyn Murray O'Hair (Cult Leader)

, was chopped off at the knees Night Two.
[*]

Iammars,

Mithras, an Old God (Serial Killer)

, was lynched Day Four.

ummm

Oh, yea, I noticed that last night, and was wondering about that.

Mod? Is it correct that pb isn't red? Or a mistake?

I've seen pro town cults before, infact, I kind of like them.

It's a mistake of sorts, yes; each color should represent a different faction, so the Cult is now indigo. Never had one before, so I forgot to colorize them.

Awesome, thanks a lot.

[Fritzler]

So, why isn't RAJ lynched yet?

[Fritzler]

I didnb't read that, but I'm gonna vote for him.

unvote, vote: tyfo

[Fritzler]

ok.

vote: tyfo

i want a claim

Vote: Raj

i want a lynch.

I actually want both of them dead.

[Fritzler]

i thought i was a parking space?

That's what puzzle said. The similar ness of the avatars is confusing.

[Fritzler]

I think bottom is n1 moving up.

[Fritzler]

Puzzle - town.
Astronaut - dead.
This is not me - town.
BabyJesus - dead.
d8p - town.

Top is n1.

Following that logic:

N1 Puzzle - town.
N2 Astronaut - dead.
N3 This is not me - town.

N4 BabyJesus - dead.

N5 d8p - town.

Bj was dead N2. You lose.

Confirm vote: Tyfo

[Fritzler]

Want to give us the complete order of investegations?

[Fritzler]

So that's n1 top, and n5 bottom, and everything else inbetween?

[Fritzler]

Why is astro listed as dead, but not Tinm?

[Fritzler]

Yea, you shouldn't have been investegated before Tinm. Also, 125 strikes me as he could never be cop. Hmmm, I'm thinking out loud who the cops should investegate. btw I"m the cop.

[Fritzler]

Your plan is still faulty cuz you could be naive.

[Fritzler]

Sorry, this is so botched a claim, that I feel I have to lynch you.

ta-ta

[Fritzler]

Why does it matter whose hammer, can we just lynch him?

[Fritzler]

OK
Mary = Sane
Joseph = naive
Gabriel = paranoid/insane
Think we have an insane cop left?

PS I think no lynch might be the play, and discuss cop issues tomorrow.

[Fritzler]

No lynch because there are eight players? I think we should discuss cop issues now. Among other things.

I'd rather discuss them tomorrow, so the scum can't read who is cop, and kill them tonight, giving us another investegation to work with.

[Fritzler]

I"ll go ahead and

Vote: No Lynch

I say we mass claim tomorrow.

[Fritzler]

i wont go aginst it or suport it. ill just respect what the town decides and help you all if there is a relative majority.
lets just hope our sane cope isnt killed.

I don't think we have a sane cop left. However, I think we might have an insane cop left. (I find it easier to believe that Gabriel was paranoid than insane).

[Fritzler]

Exactly, I think we have an insane cop left, we should no lynch, and then we'll have 7 nights of info to work with from that cop.

[Fritzler]

You don't think there could be dethy cops in this game?

[Fritzler]

So what do you think are the sanities of the dead cops?

[Fritzler]

Oh I think you got that spot on, at least TINM and Tyfo.

So you think we have a sane/naive/paranoid/but no insane?

[Fritzler]

It's not a law, I"d say it is common though.

[Fritzler]

Actually it'd be more like:
The FritZ Theory

And everyone with a lowercase z would be scum like ....... ummm......hezgotbeenz

[Fritzler]

OK, either we have a mafia that was afk, or a successful roleblocker or something.

d8P (was SSB!) - Mason?
diggy (was dybeck) - other mason?
rajrhcpfreak
Fritzler - Claimed Shepard, townie
Squonk - Claimed Shepard, townie
NanookTheWolf
darquiel
TonyMontana

darquiel is my favorite pick for mafia right now, and I'd like her to claim first, is that cool with you guys?

[Fritzler]

I'm not a mason. Was just f'n around.

~shrug~ I think Fritzler and Squonk should determine claim order. The question is whether we should no lynch again.

IT depends. I think we hsould claim today.

OK order:
1. darquiel
2. nanook
(these are my favorite picks for mafia, and I merely think they had no kill submitted because they've been away from site)
3. diggy/diggy's replacement
4. d8p (merely cuz if you're not mason I'm confused as to what you are, I thought SSB said that merely so he wouldn't be nked)
5. raj
6. tonymontana

[Fritzler]

PS I plan on saving christmas.

[Fritzler]

Yea, I said Darq and nanook were my top suspects.

[Fritzler]

Welcome to the game guys. Fiasco, you're first in line for our massclaiming party.

I'm slightly chaning the order:

1. Fiasco
2. darquiel
3. mikeburnfire
4. d8p
5. raj
6. tonymontana

[Fritzler]

I can confirm that there also exist innocent shepherds, by the way. And from a metagame point of view, I would like to point out that I posted this immediately after learning that I would be replacing Nanook and receiving my role pm, so I had no time to make up plausible lies. (Really lucky on the timing here, I guess.)

Yea, I know, that's why I made you go first. (Granted, you could have already read the thread, but meh, I find it unlikely).

[Fritzler]

Now we play the waiting game, waiting for darq.

[Fritzler]

Hello everybody. I followed the Northern Star and whatnot. More later.

So mason claim? Ha, I was right diggy was a mason.

[Fritzler]

Oh, ok. I thought you were saying you were one of the three wisemen. Do you think squonk is scum, even with his claim that was later verified by me?

[Fritzler]

Also,

Mod, I hate to be a nag

but could you prod darq? She hasn't posted in this thread since Dec. 3rd.

[Fritzler]

Oh, sorry, I'll stop bugging you till your done.

[Fritzler]

darquiel is always like this, don't worry.

[Fritzler]

Nah, she's pretty cool.

[Fritzler]

Not very.

[Fritzler]

Probably

[Fritzler]

Dude, wait for darq.

d8P
mikeburnfire
rajrhcpfreak
Fritzler-Shepard townie
Squonk-Shepard townie
Fiasco-sheep, townie
darquiel
TonyMontana

[Fritzler]

PS I plan on saving christmas.

Yea, but I can save next years christmas. I didn't mean I'd save it by christmas.

[Fritzler]

Prodding her. If I see her on aim, I'll yell at her.

[Fritzler]

Just don't expect to lynch her soon.

[Fritzler]

OK. Does your role specifically say you're all innocent or what?

I know Flay doesn't like dirty masonries.

[Fritzler]

Two members of the same mafia alive I think.

d8P
mikeburnfire - Mason
rajrhcpfreak
Fritzler-Shepard townie
Squonk-Shepard townie
Fiasco-sheep, townie
darquiel
TonyMontana - Mason

I don't think we really need orders anymore. Anyone can just claim willy nilly right now.

[Fritzler]

Vote: RAJ

[Fritzler]

Willy nilly, eh? Well, you probably won't want to lynch me I'm the Baby Jesus.

What's your specific role? (I need to make a masterful plan o Screw the mafia).

[Fritzler]

STOP. I WANT DARQ TO CLAIM BEFORE DAY ENDS.

[Fritzler]

ALSO MIKEBURNFIRE/TONYMONTANA, DOES YOUR ROLE SPECIFICALLY SAY that the others are innocent?

[Fritzler]

Bethlehem,

0 A.D.

8 B.C.

4 B.C.

Jesus' birthday.

The Christ child has been born, in a manger rather than an inn (you know the drill). But not everyone is happy to see this joyous day... will he go on to be the Savior, or wind up in a shallow grave? It's up to you to help decide.

Yea, christ is already born, I guess we can go ahead and lynch RAJ.

[Fritzler]

Meh, lets kill this bitch.

[Fritzler]

Actually weren't you gone the week of deadline coming home from college or something?

[Fritzler]

Yes.

[Fritzler]

[Fritzler]

This sketch has been censored by the other Kids in the Hall.

(no talking Fritz, you're dead -- Mod)

[Fritzler]

I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader why the Holiday Mafia lost...not because of SSB!/d8Ρ's invulnerability, (he

never got targeted by a killer the entire game

, despite falsely claiming Mason D1), but because they missed half of their choices!

PeaceBringer didn't fare much better, getting blocked his first night out, and killed the second by an unpleasant supernatural power who didn't believe in atheists.

After Day Five, the town never had another night action (except the Masons), yet somehow THAT was when you started lynching well. Well played, but I can't help feeling that another 2-3 successful kills by the Holiday Mafia could have swung things the other way...

Also, there never was a fourth cop. Don't try to outguess the mod. 8)

Yea, our bad. Really we shouldn't have lynched you vis. That was a stupid thing. And wont' try to out guess you anymore flay.

[Fritzler]

Oh, and yeah, we got really lucky.