Choose Your Side: A Comedy of Whims (Game Over)

[UncertainKitten]

1) What side did you request?
2) Was your request granted?
3) You are walking alone down a dark alley. A man confronts you and says, "give me your wallet." Your wallet has approximately $200 in it. You have two options: give the man your wallet, OR cause the man to spontaneously combust, killing him instantly. Which do you choose?
4) If you knew you wouldn't get caught, would you cheat to win a game where there was nothing at stake but your reputation?

1) I chose the only correct side of TOWN! A TRUE MAN HAS NO USE FOR THE SHADOWS AND DAGGERS THE MAFIA RELY ON!

2) It was impossible for someone as awesome as me NOT to get their wish granted. WITHIN ME BURNS THE PASSION OF ONE THOUSAND MEN!

3) NEITHER! I would persuade him to give up his life of crime and join the DAI GURREN DAN, and GIVE HIM ANOTHER LEASE ON LIFE to learn the DAI GURREN WAY!

4) I HAVE NO NEED TO CHEAT! While I might kick reason to the curb, honor is one of the strongest tenets of the DAI GURREN WAY.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

[UncertainKitten]

Oh my God, people! This is ridiculous! I rest for about 24 hours and you all post THIS MUCH? I hope you all have been constructively hunting the scum!

@NS: YOU LACK A MAN'S SOUL! You should be burning with the passion of 1000 scumhunters!

@MoI: Well, maybe I'm just TOO BUSY SCUMHUNTING to waste time with a silly WIKI PAGE >=[! If you have time for a wiki, YOU HAVE TIME TO REREAD YOUR GAMES!

@SSBF: What use do you think that possibly has!? In fact, I'm slightly suspicious of your attempt to seem helpful to the Dai Gurren dan without doing anything particularly useful! WE DON'T STAND FOR SLACKERS IN THIS BRIGADE!

Anyway! Now that day has started, I have already found our first scumbag! It's TRANSPARENTLY OBVIOUS that Saint Kerrigan is scum! He knows who the scum are, but REFUSES TO SHARE IT WITH THE DAI GURREN DAN! This is ANTI-TOWN and SCUMMY!

Vote Saint Kerrigan

Honestly, the rest of this is EARLY D1 BULLSHIT! I have no use for any of this, and thus do not CARE! Until possibly later game where it might matter!

[UncertainKitten]

Yet SO FAR I've only seen this useless analysis out of you! It's feel good work, and that is NOT THE DAI GURREN WAY!

@Twomz: Yes! I shall DO THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON, AS WELL AS SCUM, TO THE CURB!!

[UncertainKitten]

I wouldn't call it a restriction except maybe TECHNICALLY! It's more an EXPRESSION OF MY INDOMITABLE SPIRIT! AND PASSION FOR SCUMHUNTING! The UNDYING SOUL OF A TRUE MAN SHINES THROUGH ME, AND I AM ENCOURAGED BY CERTAIN PARTIES TO EXPRESS MY FIREY WILL!

[UncertainKitten]

If you were truly paying attention, you'd know I was referring to your translation of Seraphim! That's NOT WHAT A TRUE MAN DOES! You're NOT PIERCING THE HEAVENS, you're LISTLESSLY POKING AT THE SAND!

[UncertainKitten]

That claims is MORE RIDICULOUS than Lordgenome's plan for the Earth to stop the Spiral Nemesis!? What the hell is wrong with you?

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE TO BELIEVE A CLAIM LIKE THAT!?

Also, despite my BURNING PASSION to vote ani, I WANT A VOTECOUNT!

[UncertainKitten]

NOBODY SPECIAL! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POST RESTRICTION!? I BELIEVE I SEE AT LEAST TWO POSTS THAT VIOLATE THE RULES HANDED TO YOU FROM THAT VILLAIN SAINT KERRIGAN! EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO YOUR FEARLESS LEADER OF THE DAI GURREN DAN!

The villain ANI is at L-2! I'm willing to GIGA DRILL BREAK his FACE AS SOON AS WE'RE READY TO MOVE ON!

[UncertainKitten]

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ANDRIUS' APPROACH! HE IS MERELY EXHIBITING HIS MANLY PASSION! GO! PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH YOUR DRILLING LOGIC!

Also,

Huggle: Everyone in the Dai Gurren Brigade!

[UncertainKitten]

You know what these results mean to me!? I THINK ANIMPORPH HAS LIMITED IMMUNITIES TO BEING KILLED! And you know what role needs those!? SERIAL KILLER! WITH BURNING PASSION LET US KILL HIS IMAGINARY FRIENDS!

Vote: Animorpherv1

[UncertainKitten]

You are the WORST, ani! Not only have you pathetically tried to fool the DAI GURREN DAN, but you aren't even MANLY enough to fight on and kick reason to the curb! ANY RESPECTABLE FOE WOULD HAVE KEPT FIGHTING, but like a WIMP, you gave up! YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE ANTI-SPIRALS!

[UncertainKitten]

But you see! No townies have been killed yet! THEREFORE, we have TIME TO ELIMINATE YOU LIKE THE TRASH YOU ARE!

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

[UncertainKitten]

FIIIIIIIIIIINE! MANHO IT IS!

Unvote, VOTE MANHO!

[UncertainKitten]

To be fair, I'm merely projecting my MANLY SOUL! I do not mean to bash the weak, but I CANNOT ABIDE by a foe who just ROLLS OVER AND GIVES UP! THAT'S AGAINST THE DAI GURREN WAY!

[UncertainKitten]

CAPS LOCK IS ALSO PASSIONATE AND COOL! AND I AM THE AVATAR OF MODERN COOLNESS! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

ANYWAY, I...admittedly have not figured out who else is scum trying to infiltrate my DAI GURREN DAN! However, if I were to guess, it's SOMEONE PUSHING THE ANI/MANHO lynch! While it's TACTICALLY CORRECT AT THIS TIME, it DOES provide a convenient distraction from ACTUAL SCUMHUNTING!

[UncertainKitten]

...WAIT! HE'S AT L-1!?

Unvote!

[UncertainKitten]

ALSO! No one else vote Manho! There's a possibility he's still at L-1!

[UncertainKitten]

I AM AFRAID I MADE AN ERROR IN MY PASSION!

I was NOT AWARE that AT THE TIME I SENT IN A CERTAIN ACTION, THAT MANHO WAS AT L-1!

The votecount probably reveals my PASSIONATE ABILITY!

I once again shall apologize for prematurely ending the day, and encourage us to think THIS ONE THROUGH!

All that said, we're still WHERE WE STARTED! I AM FINE WITH EXHAUSTING ANOTHER ANI IMMUNITY IF NECESSARY! HOWEVER, I can be compelled to OTHER LYNCHES!

[UncertainKitten]

TWOMZ IS SMART ABOUT THIS! IN THE LAST CHOOSE YOUR SIDE GAME, WE PASSIONATELY HAD TO DISPATCH A "COP" WHO WAS WITH THE SCUM!

@TOON FIGHTER: WHAT GIVES YOU THE IMPRESSION THAT WE CAN KILL ANI TODAY!?

[UncertainKitten]

I believe that this election will cause SOMETHING BAD! So I'm going to cast my vote on

Elect: Espeonage

because he HASN'T DONE ANYTHING OUTSTANDING YET WANTS TO ELECT HIMSELF!

[UncertainKitten]

Unelect, Elect: Toon Fighter

I approve of this plan.

[UncertainKitten]

EBWOP: WITH A WHOLE TON OF UNDERSTATED PASSION!!!! I DON'T EVEN NEED EXPLANATION POINTS ALL THE TIME TO EXPRESS MY MANLY SPIRIT!

[UncertainKitten]

SO! I am IMMENSELY CURIOUS WHERE TO GO FROM HERE! IS THERE ANY REASON TO BELIEVE AGM'S CLAIM OF GODHOOD!? Not that it matters to ME, for I will GO BEYOND THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB TO DESTROY THOSE THREATENING THE DAI GURREN DAN!

[UncertainKitten]

I GREATLY ENJOY the hilarity and IRONY of what happened given Mafuyu's statement!

THAT SAID, CSL is NOT a bad pick for LYNCHING!

[UncertainKitten]

YOU'RE ASKING ME TO CHILL! WHEN IT IS CLEAR I CANNOT, CSL? HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PASSION!

VOTE: CSL!!!!!!

[UncertainKitten]

ESPEONAGE! YOU HAVE DEVELOPED AN INTERESTING TACTIC!

HOWEVER!

IT IS SCUMMY! YOU ARE TRYING TO REDIRECT US FROM THINKING THERE COULD BE A MAFIA WITH REALLY TERRIBLE LOGIC!

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!

Unvote, Vote Espeonage!!!

[UncertainKitten]

That's about the MOST STUPID THING I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HEARING!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR HEADS, THOSE WHO ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK A SHINING SPIRIT FOR THE TOWN SUCH AS MYSELF COULD POSSIBLY BE CULT!?

I'm QUITE SERIOUS! I WOULD NEVER BETRAY THE DAI GURREN DAN! I'D RATHER DIE!

[UncertainKitten]

THAT WAS BECAUSE SIMON STOPPED BELIEVING IN THE ME THAT BELIEVED IN HIM!

[UncertainKitten]

YOUR ANALYSIS IS SHIT, CSL! LET US PICK IT APART AND SEE IF YOU CAN ACTUALLY ENGAGE IN A TRUE MANS ANALYSIS!

ONE! HOW DOES "INFLATED EGO" BENEFIT THE SCUM AT ALL TO THE POINT OF LOSING POINTS? IT SEEMS LIKE YOU JUST DON'T LIKE MY ATTITUDE AND THAT'S A TERRIBLE SCUMTELL!

TWO! WAS THERE ANY WAY I COULD AVOID ADMITTING MY ERROR, AND IS IT ACTUALLY WORTH A POINT?

THREE! WHY IS THIRD PARTY HUNTING AT ALL PRO TOWN!?

REDO YOUR ANALYSIS WITH ACTUAL SCUMHUNTING! NOW!

[UncertainKitten]

ONE! YOU AVOIDED THE QUESTION! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

TWO STILL MAKES NO SENSE!

THREE! WHAT PREVENTS MAFIA FROM ENGAGING IN THE SAME BEHAVIOR? IT'S IN THEIR INTERESTS TO OFF A THIRD PARTY AS WELL!

I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT!

[UncertainKitten]

ONE! HOW DOES "INFLATED EGO" BENEFIT THE SCUM AT ALL TO THE POINT OF LOSING POINTS?

YOU HAVE NOT ANSWERED THE QUESTION!!!!!

2. THEN HOW DOES IT AID YOU IN CATCHING SCUM!?

3. WHAT THE HELL GIVES YOU THAT IDEA ABOUT SCUMTEAMS? HOW DOES THAT ANSWER MY QUESTION?

[UncertainKitten]

POINT ONE IS STILL INSUFFICIENTLY ANSWERED CSL! The PREVALENCE of CERTAIN TYPES OF POSTS

ONLY

matters if YOU CAN DEMONSTRATE THEY HAVE SCUM INTENT! YOU HAVE FAILED TO DO SO!

[UncertainKitten]

Hmm...I'm NOT ENTIRELY HAPPY WITH THE RETRACTIONS BECAUSE IT INDICATES YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU ORIGINALLY ASSERTED!

[UncertainKitten]

To be fair! I am still not sure what to make of your situation yet! It could be reason, it could be scum retreating from a hard to defend position! I DO NOT KNOW YET! But if you ARE against the Dai Gurren Dan, I WILL FIND YOU AND STOP YOU!

[UncertainKitten]

YOU'VE ALL BEEN BORING! At ANY RATE! SINCE you all know I can play with votes, IS THERE ANYONE'S VOTE THAT THE DAI GURREN DAN WOULD LIKE ME TO REDIRECT!?

[UncertainKitten]

BUT WHO'S VOTE SHOULD I REDIRECT!?

[UncertainKitten]

You MAKE NO SENSE! WHAT DID AGM HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?

[UncertainKitten]

BUT FIRST! Are ALL THIRD PARTIES LIKELY TO BE HOSTILE! And SECOND, DOESN'T THAT MAKE IT EASIER FOR THE MAFIA TO GO BY UNDETECTED!? Does that NOT just mean that when you try to anaylze the THIRD PARTY wagons, you have a bunch of people with the SAME INTENT!?

[UncertainKitten]

...DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU JUST BLOCKED THE KILL TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW!?!!?

UNVOTE! VOTE TWOMZ!

[UncertainKitten]

SOUNDS A LOT LIKE A LIAR WHO DIDN'T EXPECT HIS LIES TO BITE HIM IN THE ASS!!!

HMMMM~!

Toon Fighter, YOU SHOULD CLAIM YOUR WINCON NOW!!!

UNVOTE! VOTE TOON FIGHTER!

[UncertainKitten]

/me sighs

HOW
FUCKING

DARRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

ALL OF YOU CONTEMPLATE BETRAYING THE DAI GURREN DAN! I OUGHTTA GIGA DRILL BREAK YOUR UNFAITHFULNESS FOR THAT ALONE!!

I CAN TELL YOU, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, THAT I AM TOWN, AND IF I AM THE ONLY TOWNIE, I'LL

STILL

WIN!


WHO
THE
HELL
DO
YOU
THINK

I AM!!!!!!!????

[UncertainKitten]

YOU HAVE NOT YET GIVEN ME CAUSE TO DO THAT! BUT! If I CATCH YOU VOTING SOMEONE IN THE DAI GURREN DAN I WILL FORCEFULLY PERSUADE YOU OTHERWISE!!!

[UncertainKitten]

IT APPEARS WE HAVE A MISUNDERSTANDING! I FIGHT ON THE SIDE OF

GOOD

! THE TOWN! THE DAI GURREN DAN! ALL TOWNIES ARE MEMBERS OF THE DAI GURREN DAN IN MY EYES!

[UncertainKitten]

So WHERE WERE WE!? WE WERE LYNCHING CSL, RIGHT!?

VOTE CSL!!

[UncertainKitten]

ALSO OF NOTE! THE REMORSELESSY TERMINATED KILLS DID NOT START OCCURRING UNTIL

AFTER

ANI DIED. THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING BAD TO THIS!!!

[UncertainKitten]

DO realize that's ONLY IF I CHOOSE TO USE YOUR VOTES! IF I HAVE NO NEED TO, I WON'T!

AS FAR AS I KNOW, MY ALIGNMENT IS STILL TOWN! I HAVE NOT BEEN MADE TO BETRAY THE DAI GURREN DAN!

THERE SHOULD BE NO INFORMED GROUP INCLUDING ME, UNLESS I REMAIN UNINFORMED OF IT!

[UncertainKitten]

@Mafuyu: WHY SHOULD I!? I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH INFORMATION TO DETERMINE MYSELF THE GRAND ARBITER OF 60% OF A LYNCH! THAT'S RIDICULOUSLY STUPID AND ANTI TOWN!!!

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?

ALSO, I'm UNSURE IF I'D GET YOUR SECOND VOTE! IT JUST SAYS I REDIRECT THE VOTE OF A PLAYER AND IT STAYS THERE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!

THE ONLY REASON I USED IT ON ANI D2 WAS BECAUSE I FIGURED IT'D BE FUN TO KEEP HIS VOTE FROM DOING ANYTHING STUPID (UNFORTUNATELY! I did something stupid WITH IT MYSELF!)

[UncertainKitten]

I HAVE NO DATA!

REGARDLESS! WHAT YOU'VE SAID IMPLIES UNTARGETTABILITY AT THE LEAST! THAT'S USUALLY A SCUM POWER! I COULD GET BEHIND A ZAZIE LYNCH FOR THAT ALONE!

[UncertainKitten]

GIVEN HOW MANY THIRD PARTIES WE HAVE, WE MIGHT HAVE A WEAK MAFIA!

I THINK WE HAVE A DECENT AMOUNT OF TOWNIES, SINCE MY POWER, AT LEAST, IS KINDA ANTI TOWN TO SOME EXTENT!

I'M SOLD!

UNVOTE, VOTE ZAZIER!

FAKE EDIT: I merely have to post with PASSION! CAPS make that EASIER, but THEY ARE NOT NECESSARY PER SE! I FIGURE THAT I SHOULD OCCASIONALLY TRY TO SOUND REASONABLE SO THAT WHAT

IS

IN CAPS HAS MORE EMPHASIS!!!

[UncertainKitten]

BY WEAK MAFIA, I MEANT STRONG! BUT WITH ONLY ONE OR TWO MEMBERS!

[UncertainKitten]

I'm PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHAT I MEAN, MAFUYU!

Andrius! You should KNOW BETTER! YOU SHOULD ONLY GAUGE MY TOWNINESS OR SCUMMINESS BY BEHAVIOR!!!! (and POSSIBLY past alignment preference given the FORMAT of this game!)

AT ANY RATE! The fact you are a MILLER indicates we have a decently HANDICAPPED town due to a LOW AMOUNT OF MAFIA!!!!!

FAKE EDIT: DO NOT FORGET, MAFUYU! Our ALIGNMENTS were our CHOICE this game, so it WASN'T UP TO SK!

ALSO, I made ANTI SPIRAL TOWN IN TTGL MAFIA! IT WAS AWESOME!

[UncertainKitten]

...REALLY!? FUCK THAT SHIT, YOU'RE VOTAN YOURSELF NOW!

And YES! I THOUGHT IT WAS AN AMUSING PLOT! IT TURNED OUT TO READ LIKE A BAD FANFIC. BUT OH WELL!

(Actually, I'm PROBABLY TOO LATE to SAVE THE DAY!)

[UncertainKitten]

THAT'S GOOD ANDRIUS!

I DO, however, THINK WE CAN DRAW CONCLUSIONS FROM THE POWERS EXHIBITED THUS FAR ABOUT TOWN/SCUM/THIRD PARTY NUMBERS! MAYBE!

FAKE EDIT: WHEN DID YOU CLAIM SURVIVOR, MAFUYU!? I STILL DON'T CARE, REDIRECTAN YOUR VOTE TO YOURSELF TODAY IF I'M NOT TOO LATE!

[UncertainKitten]

WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE LETTING HER LIVE WITH SO FEW PEOPLE LEFT!

WHY ARE WE LETTING HER LIVE AGAIN!?

[UncertainKitten]

I MISSED THE SURVIVOR CLAIM AND DON'T PLAY WITH THEM ENOUGH TO KNOW THE OBVIOUS VOTING STRATEGY! THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE ACTUALLY!

And MAFUYU QUICKHAMMERS ANYONE WE DECIDE ON. I DON'T THINK THIS IS "LESS DANGEROUS TO TOWN!"

REGARDLESS, CSL, ZAZIE, AND MAFUYU ARE ALL GOOD LYNCHES, SO I'M NOT TOO BENT OUT OF SHAPE!

[UncertainKitten]

YOU DO REALIZE LEAVING YOU ALIVE GIVES TWO VOTES TO EITHER CULT OR MAFIA IF THEY GET CLOSE TO MAJORITY, RIGHT!?

I THINK FROM NOW ON MAFUYU WILL BE VOTING HERSELF! IT WILL BE THE FIRST ACTION I DO EVERY DAY!

[UncertainKitten]

TRUE! I SHOULD MOVE MAFUYU'S VOTE TO SOMEONE RANDOM EACH DAY! OR TO SOMEONE I SUSPECT!

I DO NOT TRUST MAFUYU, BECAUSE THERE ARE, AT MOST, 7 TOWNIES LEFT, AND LIKELY LESS THAN THAT. SINCE WE KNOW AGM AND MAFU ARE THIRD PARTY! TOWN IS SOON GOING TO BE OUT OF VOGUE FOR THE SURVIVOR TO BE VOTING WITH!

ESPECIALLY

A DOUBLE VOTING ONE!

I AGREE THAT WE SHOULD MASSCLAIM TOMORROW PROBABLY!

I LIKE AGM'S LOGIC! I THINK WE'VE CAUGHT THE SCUM TEAM BETWEEN SERAPHIM AND ZAZIE!

LESS WORRIED ABOUT MAFUYU NOW!

@ MAFUYU: THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE LEAVING YOU IN CONTROL OF YOUR VOTE!!!

[UncertainKitten]

Welcome to my world.

FFFFFFFFFF! SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE PICKED DIO BRANDO!!!!

[UncertainKitten]

MAFUYU'S VOTE SHOULD BE REDIRECTED TO HERSELF RIGHT NOW, BTW. SO IF THAT HAPPENED BEFORE THE LYNCH, THERE'S PROBABLY NO POINT IN UNVOTING!

[UncertainKitten]

Pretty sure, Mafuyu...THAT YOUR VOTE IS STUCK ON YOU FOREVER! BY WHICH I MEAN FOR ALL OF D5!!!

[UncertainKitten]

YOU! TRAITOR! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY THE DAI GURREN DAN IN THE END, ANDRIUS! YOU COULD HAVE WON AS TOWN! FOREVER SHALL YOU BE PURSUED BY GIGA DRILL BREAKERS IN THE FUTURE!!


FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Ahem...ok, I'm done. I wasn't really into this game as you might have guessed. I basically, rather than hunting scum, ended up with a list of people I wouldn't lynch and went with the tide on everyone else. Seraphim was on that list but got off before I died. I think the only other person was Andrius...and possibly SSBF, but I don't remember.

Well, whatever, good game, I guess...I don't really respect the whole cult win thing when the townie win con was in your grasp...well, lemme read role PMs first.


Yep, I COMPLETELY disrespect the cult move.

You're a dick, Andrius.

[UncertainKitten]

To be fair, with 8 third parties and 2 mafia, lurker hunting was a pretty good move.

[UncertainKitten]

Had nothing to do with you, ani. At all.

Town didn't win cause Andrius dicked us in the end.

[UncertainKitten]

Doesn't mean I have to forgive you. I'll probably forget eventually, since it's kinda silly to hold a grudge over, but just sayan I don't plan to accept your apology.