Spontaneous Bastard Mafia II: Game Over

[zwetschenwasser]

Loulou sees a balloon, flying on high, happy, free, innocent, kind, lovable, cuddly, strange, usurped, kingly, masochistic, eternal, adventurous, stupid, sadistic, perverted, Scheherazadian, and flying on high.

Do you shoot it?

Welcome to Spontaneous Bastard Mafia II, a production of Incest TM. Please be so kind as to abide by the rules, and life (especially your own) will be swell (ok maybe not, but still).

And speaking of rules, here they are!

RULES:
1) This is a normal mafia game, as far as you know, and you shall treat it as such, with the following exceptions:
2) DON'T BAH POST. Yes, it is now rule two, because it's important to me because it is. If you violate this rule you will be modkilled instantly.
3) Don't be a jackass, please. It's a game, and I want it to stay enjoyable for everyone. If you violate this rule you will be modkilled and banned from my future games.
4) I may change, add, edit, or remove any rules, especially ones that have two redundant adjectives in them.
5) [REDACTED]
6) Play your role in the spirit of which it was designed. Loopholes may work, but know that I frown upon them and may penalize your faction for exploiting one in a variety of ways, depending on how severely you violate the spirit of your role (since this is a bastard game I have a large number of such penalties at my disposal, including making you at L-1 every single day, killing your vote, giving you an arbitrary post restriction, and just plain outright killing you). Please don't think that if I technically can't modkill you for not breaking my rules that anything you do will be okay with me.

Titillating, Sensual People:
a2rudeboy
gandalf5166
chesskid3
CooLDoG
CJMiller
Pomegranate
Fate
Knight of Cydonia (replacing Espeonage)
WeaponsofMassConstruction
curiouskarmadog
Papa Zito
quadz08
vezokpiraka
Wraith

Unfeeling, but Alluring People:
SlySly, Chino (West Side Story), Town Potentially Suicidal Antischemer, killed Day 1
Singersigner(replacing Kaleidoscope), Mandragora (Harry Potter), Town Nativity Neutralizer, Antidote Living Brew, lynched Day 1
Tasky, Bita Plant (Banana Bottom), Neutral Rape Victim, killed Night 1
Zang, Yin (Yang), Mafia Spiritual Gemini, killed Day 2
Beefster, The Big Bang (Real Life), Town Alpha, Personality Retriever, lynched Day 2
Shattered Viewpoint, Anita (West Side Story), Town Rape Victim, killed Night 2

Play to win, and have fun! Day 1 will start when either Day 0/Night 0 ends OR everyone has confirmed in this thread.

Prepare for madness.

[zwetschenwasser]

Yavol! He said. He said it true. Much of the glory goes to you!

I have received requests for clarification of several roles, most of which can be answered if I simply add a new rule. So I introduce

Rule 6:

Play your role in the spirit of which it was designed. Loopholes may work, but know that I frown upon them and may penalize your faction for exploiting one in a variety of ways, depending on how severely you violate the spirit of your role (since this is a bastard game I have a large number of such penalties at my disposal, including making you at L-1 every single day, killing your vote, giving you an arbitrary post restriction, and just plain outright killing you). Please don't think that if I technically can't modkill you for not breaking my rules that anything you do will be okay with me.

This rule will be in effect for all of my future games. Continue Day 0!

[zwetschenwasser]

Not all have confirmed. 4 more must confirm here, or a lynch must take place in the queue for Day 0 to end.

[zwetschenwasser]

Colloquially, Fate, Son of Solemnia, Neutral Modgod Townie Cult Neighbor Falafel Eating FrouFrou Feely Bananaphone Modlyncher, has been killed. Votecount Reset. Day continues.

[zwetschenwasser]

Happy test passed. Votecount un-reset. Fate revived. Day continues.

[zwetschenwasser]

Mother! 1 more must confirm...

[zwetschenwasser]

Over yonder...

All have confirmed, just in time to spare your poor mod from sudden death. Begin Day 1

[zwetschenwasser]

Death and despair...

Post 99 Votecount:
vezokpiraka(1)-Tasky
Tasky(1)-quadz08
Fate(2)-CooLDoG, Papa Zito
Shattered Viewpoint(1)-CJMiller
Papa Zito(2)-Kaleidoscope, Pomegranate
CJMiller(1)-Fate
SlySly(1)-curiouskarmadog

Not Voting: Everyone (yes, everyone)
It takes 11 to lynch today.

News of the Day:
A small dagger clanks on the floor.
Beefster, Fate, and CJMiller smell of rotting cabbage as of post 65
Post 83 has caused a small avalanche
Post 24 has given Nullify to a player
Post 80 has resulted in Fate, Pomegranate, curiouskarmadog, and zwetschenwasser to be at THE BRINK OF THE ABYSS II, II, and IV

[zwetschenwasser]

Trinkets!

[zwetschenwasser]

Hullabaloo is correct.

[zwetschenwasser]

Rampant effervescence...

So the question is,

[zwetschenwasser]

Effervescence.

So I'd like to daykill someone. Any suggestions?

[zwetschenwasser]

Efflux...

No, I should modkill a couple of people instead (you know who you are).

[zwetschenwasser]

Tituba!

I have no idea what happened to your daykill, Fate. Did you lose it?

[zwetschenwasser]

Indigo.

While several of the players so far deserve my wrath, I think you all would be well-served to remember that things are not always what they seem to be.

[zwetschenwasser]

Madre Teresa, Santa Virgina

Post 274 Votecount:
Kaleidoscope(1)-Fate
Tasky(2)-quadz08, curiouskarmadog
Fate(5)-CooLDoG, Papa Zito, Pomegranata, CJMiller, SlySly
Papa Zito(2)-Kaleidoscope, WeaponsofMassConstruction
chesskid(1)-Tasky
Beefster(1)-chesskid

It will take 11 to lynch a harmless soul today.

Now, a color change and a modscene for you all...

[zwetschenwasser]

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MODSCENE THAT IS NOT A MODSCENE

So many, so few, fell into my trap, that one bitty spider was eating a hat.
Those who attempted to use one of the accursed objects that fell onto the floor last votecount must now post in questions for the remainder of the game.
However, Fate, having only used the cabbage (the healthiest object), only has to say in his next post, "I Sowwy" to be forgiven.

Day continues.

[zwetschenwasser]

Sasquatch! I'll be providing votes soon. Why the miss? I was having fun watching you guys be strange!

[zwetschenwasser]

Lime Vanilla Pie

Post 456 Votecount, Courtesy of Toys R Us
CooLDoG(7)-Fate, Fate, Fate, Fate, Fate, Fate, CooLDoG
Fate(0)-CooLDoG
curiouskarmadog(0)-CooLDoG
vezokpiraka(2)-CooLDoG, vezokpiraka
zwetschenwasser(15)-Fate, Fate, Fate, Fate, Fate, CooLDoG, CooLDoG, CooLDoG, CooLDoG, CooLDoG, vezokpiraka, curiouskarmadog, Pomegranate, Zang, zwetschenwasser

It will take 34 to lynch!

[zwetschenwasser]

YULE MODSCENE

Fate ASPLODE!
Votecount changed!

Post 462 Votecount:

Fate(10)-zwetschenwasser, Pomegranate, Wraith, Kaleidoscope, CooLDoG, curiouskarmadog, vezokpiraka, chesskid3, CJMiller, Zang

It will take 11 to lynch today!

[zwetschenwasser]

Nubian, not bad...

Post 488 Votecount:

Fate(7)-Pomegranate, Wraith, Kaleidoscope, CooLDoG, curiouskarmadog, CJMiller, Zang
Kaleidoscope(5)-chesskid3, gandalf, Papa Zito, a2rudeboy, vezokpiraka
CooLDoG(1)-quadz08

It will take 11 to lynch today!

[zwetschenwasser]

Cojones!

Kaleidoscope has requested a replacement. Time to look up that replacement list I stashed somewhere...

[zwetschenwasser]

Hoo

Please tell me this did not just happen. Gandalf, forward it to me. Singersigner replaces kaleidoscope.

[zwetschenwasser]

M

I don't think the PM itself warrants a modkill, but I'm slightly upset at the spirit it was written in, and Fate's attitude. Therefore, I will be coming up with two annoying post restrictions tomorrow.

[zwetschenwasser]

Oodality.

My work here is finished.

[zwetschenwasser]

Власть

Я люблю работать, и мне нравится играть, и я хотел бы весело провести время в городе из золота, и я люблю петь, и я люблю танцевать, и я люблю играть с самим собой.

Ответить любезно Судьбы

[zwetschenwasser]

Three!

Mod scene forthcoming.

[zwetschenwasser]

Hree!

MODSCENE

A boy like that, would bring you sorrow!
You'll meet another boy tomorrow!
One of your own kind,
stick to your own kind!

SlySly, Chino (West Side Story), Town Potentially Suicidal Antischemer, has been shot in the forehead Day 1.

Votecount has reset.

Continue Day 1.

[zwetschenwasser]

Ree!

Post 605 Votecount!

singersigner(7)-WeaponsOfMassConstruction, vezokpiraka, a2rudeboy, ShatteredViewpoint, Fate, chesskid3, Beefster
Fate(2)-CJMiller, Zang
quadz08(1)-singersigner
Zang(2)-Papa Zito, Wraith

Deadline is in 1 week from today. It will take 10 to lynch, with 19 alive!

[zwetschenwasser]

E

Sorry, but my home Internet is pooped and finals are approaching. I'll get the lynch scene up as soon as I can.

[zwetschenwasser]

Etiolet

One moment, as ciabatta fills the oven with sounds of oil and olive.
The ass, CooLDoG, eats the ciabatta, vomits, and crawls away...

In the meantime, the hair falls down, the ears pound less, and tufty shoots explode!

Singersigner, Mandragora (Harry Potter), Town Nativity Neutralizer, Antidote Living Brew, has been lynched Day 1.

Night 1 begins now. Actions must be submitted within 72 hours.

Aves! Oppugno!

You may continue to post in thread.

[zwetschenwasser]

Two years it's been!

[zwetschenwasser]

I

No

[zwetschenwasser]

Medusa stipend!

Twilight has fallen, Dawn has arisen, and a mechanic of olde has reborn with the dawn.

And yet tirraloo, the fan simpleton, has seen a medusa and fallen down home.

Tasky, Bita Plant (Banana Bottom), Neutral Rape Victim, saw a gorgon and died Night 1

Dawn/Day 2 has begun!

A mechanic has activated!

Attention has been drawn to cycling words!

Mod lynch count: 0

[zwetschenwasser]

Etiolet.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
chitty chitty BANG BANG!

Suche were the wordse thate killede the flooe...

Zang, Yin (Yang), Mafia Spiritual Gemini, has been killed Day 2

Votecount Reset.

Continue Day 2.

[zwetschenwasser]

Silly willy nilly...

The Setup Mod Scene:

Role names have been revealed in accordance to [REDACTED] Rule 8.

Mafia Spiritual Gemini
Mafia Vindictive Usurpist
Mafia Nativity Implanter, Brood Hatchling Brew
Mafia Simpleton
Mafia Rape Victim

Town Rape Victim
Town Nativity Neutralizer, Antidote Living Brew
Town Fictional God, Emrakul, the Aeons Torn Summoner
Town Unknown, Known, Unknown
Town Alpha, Personality Retriever
Town Omega, Atheism Repulsor, Biblical Cauldron Brew
Town Tirralirra, Bird Symposium, Etoufee Inventor
Town Jack of All Trades, Win Condition Usurper, Win Condition Editor
Town Unremorseful Death Miller Traitor
Town Potentially Suicidal Antischemer
Town Grave Digger, Semantics Generator

Neutral Informer, Enforcer, Antipostulatory Schemer, Faberge Undead Brew
Neutral Shakespearian Revivalist, Hecate, Macbeth, Goneril, Triptych Ritualist, Serial Killer Pacifying Cult Recruiter, Master of the Brews
Neutral Rape Victim

Town Mafioso Neutral Werewolf Shapeshifter, Stirrer of the Brews, Master of the Brews Usurpist

[zwetschenwasser]

Loony Tunes

As I said in SSK's Random Mafia, I'll be intensely into finals until Thursday. I'll probably get the lynch scene up before then, but don't despair if nothing happens on my end until then.

[zwetschenwasser]

Yule Balls!

Thanaxia, Bloomdiffromanda, Aliquot P_T

Beefster has been lynched Day 2!

He was The Big Bang (Real Life), Town Alpha, Personality Retriever

Night 2 Begins Now. Please submit actions within 72 hours. I'll be looking for an Espeonage replacement.

[zwetschenwasser]

Ne'er-Do-Wells!

New information, knocked up on the stroke of midnight, has been revealed.

Bay of Pigs:
Invasion of Action, Extreme Action, even Secret PM Dead-of-Night Action, May Very Well Be Effective Tonight

-The above is in accordance with the will of the Master of the Brews-

[zwetschenwasser]

C

Knight of Cydonia replaces Espeonage

[zwetschenwasser]

HAAAAllooo...

The night wanes, and flies up into the sun like lint and cobwebs in a dusty cabinet.

You see the one who did not rise to meet the sunset...

Shattered Viewpoint, Anita (West Side Story), Town Rape Victim, was raped and killed Night 2.

It is now Day 3! It will take an unknown number of people to lynch.

[zwetschenwasser]

Modality.

This is a hat. A box in a hat. A mouse in a box in a hat. An investigation result that was believed by many and spurned by few.

[zwetschenwasser]

Oodality.

Post 926 FlooPowderVote Count:

curiouskarmadog(3)-Papa Zito, CJMiller, gandalf5166
CJMiller(5)-curiouskarmadog, Fate, quadz08, vezokpiraka, Pomegranate

Post 926 OneGrateTooFarVote Count:

curiouskarmadog prime(5)-curiouskarmadog, Fate prime, quadz08, vezokpiraka, Pomegranate prime
CJMiller prime(3)-(.......), Master of the Brews

Post 0 EternalNegativeVote Count:

zwetschenwasser(-2)-(........), Master of the Brews prime

Mod Lynch Count: 0

With 14 dimension 1 players alive, it will take 10 dimension 2 players and -4 dimension 1 players to lynch.

Day continues. All players are warned not to follow in [this player]'s footsteps. (IRL I'm slightly pissed off at the situation).

A deadline has been imposed.

Two shotguns lie on gandalf5166's mantelpiece.

curiouskarmadog has fainted.
Fate has fainted.

[zwetschenwasser]

Dodality!

MOD SCENE

gandalf, curiouskarmadog, CJMiller, and Knight of Cydonia frantically used up the shotgun bullets.

The four of them, all Confused Vanilla Townies, have left the game and will return on Judgment Day (in 5 minutes).

The four of them may not post, vote, or do anything for the next 5 minutes.

Day continues.

[zwetschenwasser]

Trodality

/in

[zwetschenwasser]

Hodality

The players Pomegranate, zwetschenwasser, and Fate are unlynchable today.

The Dimension Shift mechanic (Rule 15b), has been cancelled by the source.

Votecount is reset.

Kingmaker mechanic (Rule 17) has been activated, glorifying curiouskarmadog.

Mechanic revelation mechanic (Rule 9) has been activated by the source.

Bay of Pigs mechanic is ongoing.

[zwetschenwasser]

...

[zwetschenwasser]

I guess I should end the game now...

[zwetschenwasser]

And to all the world of MafiaScum, may it forever be known the outcome of a game with naught but vanilla townies.

Everybody wins! I must say I really found your confusion hilarious. I made the nights up, the role names up, the mechanics and everything I said was bogus!

Go experimental games!

[zwetschenwasser]

On a related note, I swear never to do this again just to satisfy my strange twisted curiosity.

I'm working on the setup for Gustav Mahler Mafia, which will probably be a large theme for 20-25 players. I know you all hate me know, but I'm still accepting pre- ins!

And finally, I extend my love to Fate for the PR randomness, and great lumps of anger (in a humorous way) to CooLDoG for having the balls to point out that the king was indeed naked.

Love you all!

-zwet-

[zwetschenwasser]

Oh, and one more thing. If you had lynched me I would have assigned an on-the-fly setup to all the players. And that I believe is all I have to say...

[zwetschenwasser]

I did. And I sincerely apologize to all who are disappointed right now. Zang, I'm not planning on working on SBM III until I finish the game I'm working on right now, so would you like to prein for Mahler Mafia?

[zwetschenwasser]

I actually did all the shabang precisely so no one would suspect.