Spontaneous Bastard Mafia II: Game Over

[Papa Zito]

/confirm,

vote:fate

. There is no reason not too.

We're lynching Pom, remember.

[Papa Zito]

I'm claiming Rule 6 as my fault, just so ya'll know.

[Papa Zito]

can I buddy with you now, or should I wait till the game starts?

There's no time like the present.

Though I'm a terrible procrastinator myself.

[Papa Zito]

vote:pom

at least i'll stick to the plan

Bless you sir.

[Papa Zito]

And, what might this be PZ? I mean, I haven't done anything

yet

.

No, but you will, and then I'll have to wagon you, and then you'll be lynched, and you'll probably be town.

Might as well get it out of the way early.

[Papa Zito]

I'm not lynching Pom D1.

Vote: Pom

You're tomorrow.

VOTE: Pomegranate


P.S. WTF with this weird ass massclaiming thing?

[Papa Zito]

I sense a deep flaw in your plan Mr. Holmes

Not to mention Rule 6.

WHAT THE FUCK AFTER I DECIDED TO BUS POM OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART YOU THROW IT BACK IN MY FACE?

Hurp durp scumclaim?

That sounds about right... but I'm wondering how lynching me right now will help you find scum.

Well, I was going to say something like this:

"Well Pom, I'm either gonna hit scum (statistically less likely but) OR I'm gonna remove a major town distraction. Win/win either way."

But then I realized something important and this is now a horrible, horrible plan. In fact:


POM VOTES WILL BE MET WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE


UNVOTE: Pomegranate
VOTE: Fate[/unvote]

[Papa Zito]

Hey that wasn't the preview button.

[Papa Zito]

VOTE: Fate in case it wouldn't be counted.

Pom, you need a new avatar. I'll find one somewhere.

[Papa Zito]

I sense a deep flaw in your plan Mr. Holmes

Not to mention Rule 6.

could someone explain why what I did would trigger rule 6?

If he's got some sort of PR then the spirit of the role is to play the PR. Not invent elaborate schemes to get around it.

Reminds me.

@Mod: Plz to be adding Rule 6 to the ruleset on the first page thx

[Papa Zito]

A small dagger clanks on the floor.

Take dagger

!

?

[Papa Zito]

I'm not doing anything of that sort.
What made you think I have a PR? Do you have a PR? (I assume PR=post restriction and not power role in this context)

Read it again, Sam.

@papa, Also whats wrong with a mass claim? I agree with the fate lynch though, his last posts don't seem very pro-town. It's still early though.

Early claiming is fail. See my fight with Zorblag about it in /invitational 11 for more details.

Though if basically everyone claimed that they're not

Spartacus

Vanilla then there's no harm I spoze.

nonsense

Dayvigs? Yoohooooo?


Here Pom:

[Papa Zito]

Sassafrass.

I have no idea what to make of these last few pages.

Sudden change of heart PZ? Okay, I roll with that.

Yep. Explained below.

But what's wrong with my avatar?

I don't think it fits, personally. That one I think fits better.

PZ: What's with the change of heart on Pom? What made you change your mind? And why did you vote Fate afterwards?

See post 77.

Fate's as good a place to park a vote as any.

@KScope:

Who's scum?

[Papa Zito]

Oh, and Plum also wants avatar suggestions.

Huh. I hadn't thought about it. I rather like her avatar.

I'll look around.

Fate is a horrible place to park your vote, I'm not the type of player that is going to "feel pressured" or "react" or any of that nonsense Zito.

Unintentional comedy?



Hey I like this.

Vote: KScope

OMGUS

So.... you're obviously monitoring the thread. Who's scum?

STOP Voting Fate.

Why?


CJMillar needs to become acquainted with a vig soonish.

[Papa Zito]

Okay, so like, I don't know if I have to do this PR or not, so I totally like PMed zwet but he hasn't gotten back to me yet, so like, if I have to post in questions anyway I may as well sound like a valley girl?


Oh hay, Fate, so do you believe CDog's claim or not?

Is it just me, or did this hit anyone else as MAJOR fencesitting?

So are you like just testing the waters here or something?

INORITE.

UNVOTE: Fate?
VOTE: Kscope?

Omigod, what's the point of joining a game and totally not even playing?

Well, Zito might be scum.

Hey like anyone could be scum, so the question is, why aren't you voting for me then?

Defensive on day 1
Smells like cabbage, this is a bad sign.
Caps lock is annoying and distracts the town. Its counter productive.
Shows no clear understanding of the game.

You call this a case? As if?

unvote
vote kaleidoscope

YAY for a wagon that Fate's supports.

So like why are you buddying Fate so hard? Why haven't you answered why we can't like vote him and stuff?

[Papa Zito]

Good lord don't tell me CooLDog got verified.

CoolDog verified? What-ever!? He totally didn't even know the secret word?

AND DONT ACT LIKE THATS YOUR WAGON PZ DAMN IT.

Omigod, like I haven't totally been trying to get him to talk this whole time?


HEY VIGS shooting the CDog like they did in Old Yeller (totally sad!) would be tre bitchin!?

[Papa Zito]

I will be LA until Monday because of my new house. I plan on doing my effort then.

Hey guys, let's like just all vote him off so he can totally do some fab decorating, ok?

[Papa Zito]

WAGON ON AN LA PERSON ENDS NOW. THERE'S NO POINT TO IT. IF HIS MONDAY PROMISE ISN'T KEPT HE'S DEAD.

Okay but only like if you totally promise, k?
UNVOTE: KScope
VOTE: Zang

[Papa Zito]

So, like, when did this become a GD thread?

More Zang votes plz?

[Papa Zito]

So like, Zang, ok? My vote is totally on you because this:

I agree with this post. CooLDoG is also the only person who has actually explained why fate is scum or town.

... is like terribad right? It's soooo bad enough that CooLDoG made that horrible case, but then you act like it's the gnarliest thing EVAR? Omigod?

I'll just be in my destructive town mood..

Also, hopefully other people are so like looking at this? Because Scopey here is admitting to just playing to a meta?

Oh and if anyone wondered, gandalf is totally like my #3 pick for scum? Fer shure?

[Papa Zito]

Ok, like,

really

CJ? Fate's really the worst one here? Really?

You guys wanna know what's like totally the worst part of this Cooldoggie mess? He's like totally making it up as he goes along!? Omigosh????

I decided I love the avatar, PZ.

Looked up the reference?



P.S. HAY Fate there's like this really famous quote in Terminator that should totally go in your sig?

[Papa Zito]

I don't even remember what my case was. I don't think I really had a case.

lol?

That son of a bitch took my pants

So okay like I was totally going for "there's no fate but what we make" but whatever!?

Death list:
KaladEOCspe
Zang
Shattered View
CJMiller

And, like, why isn't CoolDoG on this?

My case is currently the best case ever made (in this game at least).

Okay, like, my sides are splitting?

I mean, hooray for you making the only case in the game, but like how does that make it not the most totally bad case evar?

Votecount changed!

wat?

VOTE: Zang

[Papa Zito]

I'd say "biggest wagon" but who knows what that is?

Also when'd you join the Screaming Death Clan?

[Papa Zito]

Yeah this game is going to stagnate and become unplayable if the LYNCH mechanic of all things is bastardly.

Papa Zito why haven't you changed your vote to KScope?

Is he the biggest wagon? Who's the biggest wagon? Votecount plz?

[Papa Zito]

What the hell does it matter Zito? We made a pact.

We did? Well ok then, pacts are bitchin?

UNVOTE: Zang
VOTE: KScope

[Papa Zito]

Fate(7)-Pomegranate, Wraith, Kaleidoscope, CooLDoG, curiouskarmadog, CJMiller, Zang

Someone explain this wagon plz?

[Papa Zito]

wat?

wat is this thread?

VOTE: kscope

[Papa Zito]

What? WHere did this KS wagon come from again?

Why do you disagree with it?

[Papa Zito]

We're lynching Kaleidescopeoepeopeoe

Also someone vig Zang plz?

[Papa Zito]

@Mod: votecount plz?

[Papa Zito]

The wagon on KScope as i see it is as follows:
Active lurking followed by big promise of a case followed by no delivery followed by replacing out

That's pretty much it in a nutshell yeah, BUT since basically the game has completely stalled AND since this could now be said about practically anyone now THEN I'm thinking this is kindof a bad wagon, so really what we should be doing is wagoning someone who's actually been scummy, who in my opinion would be Zang for 1)Not voting anyone in the game

but

Fate and 2)using CooLDog's absolutely stupid, nonsensical and worthless case (BTW COOLDOG THIS BIT COUNTS AS A CASE LOLOLOL) to justify his continued attempt to wagon Fate, which is scummy because Fate is a major hinderance to scum if he's town (which he likely is) so what better way to get rid of such an obstacle than to blindly wagon someone based off of someone else's case, when you can later blame that same someone else when Fate flips town, amirite?

UNVOTE: K-Scope
VOTE: Zang

[Papa Zito]

Ok like this is so worse than the Italian PR?

^^^

have it, but it is bad - happy Zang. zang, than the content has less


at. Replacement foam like this does not satisfy the never declared it:
it

wat?

[Papa Zito]

So....... like we're totally lynching Zang tomorrow rite?

[Papa Zito]

So you propose we let him just coast through the game?

Votes are all we got, if we don't pile votes on and try to force him to participate, what else do we have? Also are you forgetting the broken promise of content?

[Papa Zito]

He wouldn't be coasting through the game... He was replaced. Those seem to be mutually exclusive in my opinion.

Your 20/20 hindsight is like totally awesome but it doesn't answer singer?

[Papa Zito]

I will be LA until Monday because of my new house.

I plan on doing my effort then.

[Papa Zito]

I will be LA until Monday because of my new house.

I plan on doing my effort then.

And it's pretty clear that his effort couldn't cover his commitment to the game. I don't see why I should be punished for that. This was an easy mislynch waiting to happen, but if you're willing to just give this one to the mafia, then by all means...

So A) he promised effort and didn't deliver, so what-everrrr and B) I'm not on your wagon, k?

[Papa Zito]

Someone should try to unvote.

The fact that night hasn't started yet makes me think that the lynch didn't occur for some reason.

lol?

[Papa Zito]

hey can we lynch CJMiller now?

Why is CJMiller > Zang again?

[Papa Zito]

Okay so that is like an incredibad iso sooooo let's kill him too? Like, any vigs in the house?

But I still want Zang dead too kk?

[Papa Zito]

Oh no, I don't disagree at all, and like, if for some reason these two manage to live through the night then I like totally endorse your squeezing CJ for every last tasty morsel? Cuz towns that apply pressure in multiple directions are the most effective amirite?

P.S. The lack of Fate ITT is really weird?

[Papa Zito]

unvote

Vote: Fate

Oh yeah this game.

Oh, yeah, huh?

My vote stays, SCUM.

Can someone, anyone really, tell me PLEASE why we haven't lynched ScumFate yet??

Still happy with my vote, 'cuz FATE IS STILL SCUM.

In my iso 13 I HAVE VOTED FATE.

SOMEONE HAS SNUCK IN, STOLEN MY VOTE, AND REPLACED IT WITH FOLGER'S INSTANT CRYSTALS.

GUESS WHAT?

I NOTICED!!!!!!

Vote: Fate

We're lynching Kaleidescopeoepeopeoe

Okay.

unvote

Vote: Kaleidescopeoepeopeoe

*record scratch* wait wat?

Also, your PR is still hilarious.

You can like totally have it teehee?

[Papa Zito]

Two years it's been!

Happy scumday!

[Papa Zito]

Aww crap that wasn't a question... now I'll get smacked around for wishing the mod a happy scumday?

[Papa Zito]

Whew?

Shattered Viewpoint, plz to explain that what happened with that stuff I quoted above?

Also, while we're waiting, I'll VOTE: Rule 5?

[Papa Zito]

Why was Fate the right wagon?

[Papa Zito]

Details man, I can't join your wagon unless you give me details?

[Papa Zito]

You were one of the few people to actually post a case, this means that you are trying to scum hunt, which means you're town and that I should believe your case.

CKDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD look at this messssssssssssssssssssssssssss?

[Papa Zito]

A mechanic has activated!

Attention has been drawn to cycling words!

Mod lynch count: 0

Halp?

VOTE: CJMiller

SOMEBODY SHOOT ZANG PLZ BANGBANG?

[Papa Zito]

Hay CKD you checked Beefster's iso lately?

[Papa Zito]

Hay CKD you checked Beefster's iso lately?

you referring to the lack of...well anything?

It's actually kinda worse than that, the fluff ratio is like totally off the charts, omg?

How many of us are actually serious about this game?

I'M TRYING EVEN WITH THIS STUPID PR?

[Papa Zito]

Dick you to rot

.... ?

@mod:

Requesting Fate be given some other PR that actually allows him to participate in the game kthx?

[Papa Zito]

@Mod:

Also a a votecount would be totally bitchin right now...?

[Papa Zito]

CooLDoG is scum.

But you're voting CJMiller?

[Papa Zito]

I have no idea, that's why I asked for a votecount rite?

ALSO pretending you're town for a sec scumlist plz?

[Papa Zito]

*squeals*

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
?

Town Mafioso Neutral Werewolf Shapeshifter, Stirrer of the Brews, Master of the Brews Usurpist

This is zwet's role amirite?

[Papa Zito]

Oh hai Pom?

Your sister didn't keep the avatar that I searched DAYS for and now I has a sad?

Also: Who are we lynching now?

[Papa Zito]

HAY MOD?

Espeonage: last post

November 11th HOLY CRAP WTF BBQ???

WeaponsofMassConstruction: last post

November 27th???

plz to be prodding these two,
and
how the hell did we let Espeonage go this long without talking??????????

[Papa Zito]

Guys, shuffling around worrying about flips totally doesn't help us find scum ok?

What matters is that we got a scum flip right?

Pre-DayKill Votecount?

CJMiller (3): curiouskarmadog, Papa Zito, Zang,

CooLDog

?
Zang (11): Wraith, CJMiller, Pomegranate, Fate, vezopiraka, a2rudeboy, gandalf5166, Beefster, quadz08, chesskid3, CooLDog?
zwet (0);

Beefster

?
Beefster (0):

chesskid3

?

VOTE: Beefster?

She told me she wasn't sure she liked it. I dunno, what do you want from me?

Nothing, I'm just complaining, lulz?

[Papa Zito]

moar Beefster votes plz?

[Papa Zito]

lol?

[Papa Zito]

PZ: She's using it ATM, she says. Look in Fates Mafia, I think.

I DON'T NEED HER PITY!!11?

lol?

Also pretty sure Beef's lynched, yay?

Beef, final words plz?

[Papa Zito]

Yeah for like a day? Just throwin ol PZ a bone before she takes off with some dumb upside-down Michaelangelo avatar?

-I- know when I'm being insulted!?
-I- know when I'm being insulted?
(good grief?)

[Papa Zito]

*despairs anyway?*

[Papa Zito]

BTW when Beef (someday) flips scum we lynch CKD tomorrow k?

[Papa Zito]

BTW when Beef (someday) flips scum we lynch CKD tomorrow k?

what?...and here I thought we were friends...do what you got to...why no mention of if Beef flips town?

waitwat? Why would I assume he flips town? I'm assuming he's teh scumz?

If he flips town and I survive the night then I'll have to look at the Zang wagon again, but I don't think he's flipping town after claiming jester amirite?

Also yeah I have no idea what CooLDoG is on about?

[Papa Zito]

But seriously.

Why are we voting Beefster? Zang is a much better lynch.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Papa Zito]

ZANG

IS

ALREADY

DEAD

FLIPPED

SCUM

WTF

THIS

GAME

?

[Papa Zito]

Oh dear. I must have missed something completely.

[Papa Zito]

HAY MOD?

Espeonage: last post

November 11th HOLY CRAP WTF BBQ???

I just checked and his last post on the site is November 15th, plz replace?


Also I just checked back and like Chesskid is so totally at the top of my scumlist you have no idea?

[Papa Zito]

How in the hell does he turn out to be town, seriously?

[Papa Zito]

How in the hell does he turn out to be town, seriously?

interesting...so thoughts on your chain lynch now?

Goes up in smoke, obvobv?

I need to like, totally start rereading this mess with town-Beefster in mind I spoze? Gut says chess is still the play but................?

[Papa Zito]

How are you clear again? What did I miss?

[Papa Zito]

Wait hang on, checking Zang...?

[Papa Zito]

everybody vote chesskid please, as he lied about being a confirmed non-vanilla. if you are a non-vanilla, you understand that his post 142 exposes his lie.

I understand why you think that and I would agree with you if he didn't use the word "just", which would make it "I'm not confused, I'm baffled." meaning that he's not confused. But he did use the "just" so he meant that he is both confused and baffled. Or are you thinking about something else that incriminates him?

Did anybody not claim to be a non VT? Maybe we all start this way and events during the game change it, the mafia might even be non VTs or in their case, non goons.

So looking here, I take this bit to mean that scum know at least the non-vanilla PMs?

Also now that I recheck I totally missed what Beefster was doing with his claim, ugh?

[Papa Zito]

He re-softclaimed it needlessly with odd timing, and it felt forced as hell. Like reminding everyone he was "confirmed town"

chesskid is totally worse.

VOTE: chesskid3

[Papa Zito]

Hay gais?

Gais?

I got a guilty on CKD last night?

Turbolynch gogogo?

VOTE: curiouskarmadog

[Papa Zito]

So like, first of all I think we all know now that being confused about things isn't an indicator of alignment, amirite?

In fact, being confused may be a common thread in the game?

PZ, thoughts....have you got "results" on anyone else?

Nope, but I've totally got a

result

on you!?

Invasion of Action, Extreme Action, even Secret PM Dead-of-Night Action, May Very Well Be Effective Tonight

Soooooooooooo with this I so totally sent a sane investigation request on ckd, and totally got back a guilty result, so we should totally be lynching you, like, sorry?

Also before you ask it was cuz you tried derailing the Zang lynch?

Oodality. etc

lolwut?

Shoot curiouskarmadog in the face

*applause?*

[Papa Zito]

LOLLL.

Fate vote for someone and I will sheep you...

VOTE: CuriousKD
*squeals*

[Papa Zito]

moar ckd votes plz?

[Papa Zito]

All I know is what I sent in, and what I got back, so like, not at all?

[Papa Zito]

....?

[Papa Zito]

Okay like wait, hold the phone?

So now we have four players who are mod confirmed?

But it contradicts my result?

wat?

UNVOTE: ????????????

[Papa Zito]

@Mod:

Plz to be replacing a2rudeboy, who hasn't posted on the site since the 9th?

VOTE: Wraith ok?

[Papa Zito]

oh wtf?

Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary?

[Papa Zito]

Has everyone here also just said "Fuck it, town gonna lose" and are just voting randomly now?

Why are you voting yourself?

[Papa Zito]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

halp?

[Papa Zito]

woooooooooooooooooooooo

Also Fate is town cuz if he were scum there's no way he'd advocate a way to make me unlynchable. So with him + Pom + 4 confirmed removed, we have:

a2rudeboy
chesskid3
CooLDoG
WeaponsofMassConstruction
Papa Zito
quadz08
vezokpiraka
Wraith


Fire away, CKD.

[Papa Zito]

No.

gandalf, curiouskarmadog, CJMiller, and Knight of Cydonia frantically used up the shotgun bullets.

The four of them, all Confused Vanilla Townies, have left the game and will return on Judgment Day (in 5 minutes).

These are the confirmededs. You are not in here.

I'm not counting any of the earlier confusion mess except for Pom.

ckd, I'd suggest:
a2rudeboy - Completely disappeared from the game for a large stretch, then magically came in to throw a vote down when this was mentioned
chesskid3 - Keeps harping on his "confirmed" status yet does nothing with it
vezo - Had a big wagon earlier, would like to see a flip
Wraith - ditto

[Papa Zito]

well in this game a kingmaker can be anything....I am probably a king of shit....

I think you get to kill whoever you want.

I gave you my suggestions.

[Papa Zito]

ty Pom

[Papa Zito]

And to all the world of MafiaScum, may it forever be known the outcome of a game with naught but vanilla townies.

twitch

twitch

I basically only have time to play in one game. Just one. Because I"m busy doing other shit for this site.

So I put what time I have into this one game, because it's my only one, and I want it to be good.

And I deal with a bunch of people who don't give a damn, but I push on, because fuck, this is my only game.

And THIS is what it turns out to be?

I am so full of hate right now you have no idea.