Spontaneous Bastard Mafia II: Game Over

[gandalf5166]

I don't have my role, and I'm town.
/cognitivedissonance

[gandalf5166]

DayKill:Chesskid

[gandalf5166]

/confirm

[gandalf5166]

I'm claiming Rule 6 as my fault, just so ya'll know.

It was mine, too.
I plan to have fun with this game BTW.

[gandalf5166]

Isn't blue the color he uses when he's telling the truth?

[gandalf5166]

I am also not a VT BTW.

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Unvote:
Vote: Gandalf

SCUM FOUND.

Why?

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/search.p ... 2&sr=posts

Eradicate: Zang

This game is moving too fast, and I was avoiding it so that Tasky wouldn't force me to confirm myself through Role PM quoting.

That said, what with all the douchebaggery, I haven't been able to identify scum.

[gandalf5166]

That said, what with all the douchebaggery, I haven't been able to identify scum.

Douchebaggery fine by you earlier...

I am also not a VT BTW.

Notice that's all I said. I didn't quote my role PM or some shit. I just claimed.

[gandalf5166]

That said, what with all the douchebaggery, I haven't been able to identify scum.

Douchebaggery fine by you earlier...

I am also not a VT BTW.

Notice that's all I said. I didn't quote my role PM or some shit. I just claimed.

Why? Were you under pressure?

No. I simply wanted others to follow suit. Scum gets a lot of WIFOM, and has to decide if they would rather attempt to fake clear themselves or have versatility in their claim later.

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I understand this game quite well actually, Uhh, fates scum even though being non-vt gives me no real abilities other then my town alighnment...
Fate is a caps lock user and needs to die.

hay, non-jailor mod who mod-kills peeps. I think fate would be the best mod kill possible at this time.

Pretty sure you just broke the rules. Modkill incoming.......

[gandalf5166]

INORITE.

This game is going to fast for me atm... don't have enough time to read it all.

I just ctl+F my name (even though no one can type it out) and post one liners complaining about things.

A+ QUALITY PLAYER RITE HERE

OH MY FUCKING GOD. HOW DID I NEVER THINK TO DO THIS?!?!?!?!?!?
/never reads a mafia game properly ever again.

[gandalf5166]

But all the wagons are on town right now.

And I was joking btw.

Well, Zito might be scum.

[gandalf5166]

VOTE: Kaleidoscope

IF YOU JOIN THIS WAGON, WE PROBABLY WON'T LYNCH YOU TOMORROW, SO BUS BUS BUS BUS BUS

[gandalf5166]

CDog is confirmed town guys. Just trust me and all the other non-VTs.

I'm tempted to vote him just because he used yellow though.

[gandalf5166]

Well, I don't think I should really be on that town list, since I refused to actually take part in the retardedness. Unless I'm on there for different reasons?

[gandalf5166]

Oh, KScope is LA? Who are you voting for?

VOTE: Zang

VI BRIGADE, AS SELFPROCLAIMED PRESIDENT, I ORDER YOU ALL TO MINDLESSLY SHEEP FATE. THAT MEANS YOU TOO, ZANG

[gandalf5166]

We should actually take this thing to the max. VI brigade, a crossgame alliance, with Fate as the independent management.

[gandalf5166]

WELL, I DO RECALL "VOTING" FOR HIM. VOTE FOR GANDALF FOR PRESIDENT LOLOLOL

I ACTUALLY LOL'D

NOW VOTE ZANG, OR ILL DECLARE A STATE OF NATIONAL EMERGENCY AND TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS OF HABEAS CORPUS.

[gandalf5166]

Plebeians to grow?

Google translation sucks.

[gandalf5166]

YOU HAVE RED IN YOUR AVATAR, FATE

DIE RED PIG!!!!!!!!

[gandalf5166]

I like that nobody in this game except for Pom is taking this seriously. It's humorous.

it's okay though, if we lynch town, I'll just use my super non-VT powahs to win the game anyways.

[gandalf5166]

YOU'RE WELCOME.

What happened to your post restriction?

[gandalf5166]

I must say I'm saddened to miss both the VI and confirmed town lists.

Fate, I have to ask, does this Zang wagon come with cake?

I BAKE AWESOME CAKE, SO PARTY LIKE ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY

[gandalf5166]

Oh, KScope is LA? Who are you voting for?

VOTE: Zang

VI BRIGADE, AS SELFPROCLAIMED PRESIDENT, I ORDER YOU ALL TO MINDLESSLY SHEEP FATE. THAT MEANS YOU TOO, ZANG

Who elected you?

ITT Zang doesn't know what self-proclaimed means.

[gandalf5166]

A president is a leader of an organization, company, trade union, university, or country.

Says nothing about him being elected.

[gandalf5166]

"common"

[gandalf5166]

"Are you sack of potatoes shine at moonlight time?"-CDug
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING"-Fate
"I know what say he exactly make sense vote Fate"-Zang
"I want a real answer to my case."-CDoG
"..."

You just became immune to lynch for the rest of the game, because this is the funniest post I have ever read. I don't even care if you're scum or not.

[gandalf5166]

Your case is retarded. Like seriously, it's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

[gandalf5166]

CDog is confirmed, remember?

ARE WE VOTING FOR KSCOPE NOW?

VOTE: kaledouche

[gandalf5166]

The point is that you're a dumbass.

[gandalf5166]

Sly just sent me a PM. Pretty sure that that's against the rules. I'd share with the rest of class, but I can't copy-paste right now.

[gandalf5166]

Well, it's not like he confided some supersecret setup info, but I figured I should tell you guys.

[gandalf5166]

He WAS pretty clearly trying to get me to lynch Fate though.

[gandalf5166]

I was right about much in that game. My play was far from stellar, but Fate's dumbass fucked it up for the town D1.

This was the PM in question.

[gandalf5166]

This game is awesome.

[gandalf5166]

What? Did we just get a real votecount?

VOTE: Singersigner

[gandalf5166]

Crap. SS is town. The claim proves that.

[gandalf5166]

Exactly.

[gandalf5166]

Do you think that SS's flip is fake? Because it doesn't line up with her claim. Or do you think that ALL non-VTs have hidden aspects to their roles?

[gandalf5166]

I don't really see how rule 6 applies here. I'm not required to treat OTHER players' roles as they were meant. I'm simply speculating based on her flip.

[gandalf5166]

I refuse to wish the mod a happy scumday. I want a post restriction.

[gandalf5166]

HAPPY SCUMDAY ZWET!

CAN I HAZ POST RESTRICTION?

[gandalf5166]

I'll be V/LA for the next couple of days. I've been sick, but now I'm in serious pain, like every time I breathe it feels like my ribs are jabbing into my lungs pain. I need to rest. I can't even watch Psych, because it hurts when I laugh.

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VOTE: Zang

TELL ME I GOT THE HAMMER. I WANT THE HAMMER.

[gandalf5166]

I love how Fate is finding all kinds of ways to get around his PR. >.>

[gandalf5166]

No, zang basically just claimed scum. No point.

[gandalf5166]

VOTE: Cooldog

[gandalf5166]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[gandalf5166]

Mine isn't either. This confirms that Non-VTs have secret aspects to their role OR they have fake flips.

[gandalf5166]

I have a question for Fate. Are his squeals like 13-year old girl squeals or piglet squeals?

[gandalf5166]

VOTE: TEH BEEFSTERFACE

[gandalf5166]

That does not explain anything.

No, but it's the only response that can be had. You realize he claimed JESTER, right?

[gandalf5166]

So I like...... totally wonder what Bay of Pigs does?

OINK AT: curiouskarmadog

[gandalf5166]

good god

If BangBang is a vigkill, maybe this will make a neighborhood.

[gandalf5166]

Who? You ARE clear though. Unless there are scum among our role.

[gandalf5166]

Well, there's a part of me that's all like OMGZ PARANOIA ZWET WOULDNT WANT US TO BECOME THIS HUGE MASONRY THINGZ

[gandalf5166]

gandalf go 2nd SITMOA for most enjoyable

Wow lol. I did it right BEFORE I read this. IM A PSYCHIC!!!!!!

[gandalf5166]

Why are people taking stuff that was in the votecount?

I'm also not a vanilla townie.

Just felt like I should point this out: Zang flipped scum. NO ONE is a confirmed townie anymore.

But did he have info relevant to the role?

[gandalf5166]

He re-softclaimed it needlessly with odd timing, and it felt forced as hell. Like reminding everyone he was "confirmed town"

chesskid is totally worse.

VOTE: chesskid3

I think chess was town legitimately thinking he was cleared.

[gandalf5166]

VOTE: CKD

Don't abuse the mechanics of the game by intentionally getting yourself modkilled.

[gandalf5166]

Okay. Never mind what I said. Scum almost certainly have the non-VT role.

[gandalf5166]

VOTE: CKD

Don't abuse the mechanics of the game by intentionally getting yourself modkilled.

funny statement

what do you care if i am scum? If I am scum, then it should speed the game up and give you a chance to lynch someone else right?

I am telling you guys I am not scum, but I understand....

It's just against the spirit of the game. I don't give half a shit if it's good for town or not.

[gandalf5166]

Gamebreaking strategies are one thing. If the mod's setup is flawed enough to allow that, then that's the mod's problem. I personally wouldn't go along with it, but I wouldn't be pissed at those who might.

[gandalf5166]

Shoot curiouskarmadog in the face

[gandalf5166]

Well, the shotguns seem pretty straight forward. Either I can kill people with them or I can send them through my fireplace to other players with Floo Powder. Maybe both. Hmmm.

[gandalf5166]

It's nice being mod-confirmed. Who wants to kill some bitches?

[gandalf5166]

VOTE: CJMiller *shrugs*
*squeals*

Did you read the last modscene? >.>

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VOTE: Wraith

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Unvote
VOTE: Zwet

[gandalf5166]

/in

[gandalf5166]

NO BITCH I WILL.

Will non-players be able to comment on the game?

[gandalf5166]

I'm sorry, but I have to request replacement in all my games. Mafia is becoming an addiction rather than a hobby, and it's sucking away hours of my life each day. I know this is selfish considering the huge number of games I'm in(I just counted, it's 10), but that's just it. I'll still do MishMash, and GD, and maybe even the occasional Marathon day or Reck/dram-mod, but I really have to get out. I keep telling myself that I'm going to quit, and I tell myself I'll quit after my current games finish, but then I see another game that I just HAVE to join, and it's self-perpetuating. This is the only way I can see to stop. Sorry. I'm just glad I had the cajones to actually request replacement instead of just flaking.

Obviously, /out.

[gandalf5166]

So..... Everyone was town?

[gandalf5166]

I dunno... I feel like that was a big letdown.

This, pretty much. I'm just really pissed to find out that all the work I put into this game was worthless. JDodge did something like this once, but we were at least warned that it was possible.

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That and JDodge's game was only 7p, so it was pretty short.