Survivor: Mafia GAMEOVER!

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confirm

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DERP DERP THIS IS EASY

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OF COURSE Blackberry chose individual immunity.

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Yeah, that's right BB,

I'm

the fucking backstabber. Because I'm totally the one who put together a counteralliance to stab his primary alliance in the back in the last game.

Seriously, just go die in a fire.

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Oh wait, I was in an alliance with them before the game even started, fucktard.

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lol Blackberry trying to rile up drama in our tribe for no reason

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Well then...

A message to my opponent:
Just so you know, I'm drinking from the

Gold

glass, because I'm a winner. And winners get the

Gold

. See, second place only gets

Silver

, so I'm leaving that one to you.

And yes, I

am

going to defeat you. I

guarantee

it.

this

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WOOP WOOP PURPLE TRIBE FTW

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Vezok poisoned the Silver cup! Reck drank out of the Silver cup! Reck scores!

wait what

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Oh, the score is still right, it's just a typo. Nevermind.

Carry on.

EDIT: NINJA'D, GODDAMMIT DRAM

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I guess that proves you're all far too predictable.

Wouldn't this work both ways?

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I think Blackberry knows his days are numbered if Purple wins immunity again.

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There's a me/dram/Drench alliance?

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gandalf, you were in my dream last night. I have no idea if that's what you actually look like, but you were on some stage singing We Are The Champions, except the stage was in a dorm room and me and dram were both trying to dismantle the legs of the stage so you'd fall out of a conveniently placed window.

Yup.

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Don't listen to Cayke's lies, she's male.

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Fuck you Berry.

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Threat of the Day:

dram, you have 12 hours to give me a reason to like you, or I might expose your alliance of five to everyone - which will greatly screw you and the rest of your allies over at some point. ^_^

O.O

DRAM HAS AN ALLIANCE OF FIVE AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT?

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Hi, I'm sorry, but if you submit nothing you should be DQed instantly.

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I don't think our tribe has a 'core'. We've all been very friendly with each other and, AFAIK, there are no big alliances or anything. Coming up with who to vote out this TC is gonna be interesting.

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Well then, Kcda... good job

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YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS!

GUARDIAN ANGEL POWERS GO

epic post is epic

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Whoa, chesskid is gone. His lover must've picked him up.

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Chess is fucking lying, then, because I never gave him an alliance offer or anything. And no, I was not in an alliance with him, I know his role because the seer told me chesskid is a lover.

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I don't care. Until CHESS says something, it doesn't matter, because everyone knows you're a manipulative cunt.

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Well then CHESSKID IS LYING, because I never offered him an alliance. In fact, I've known from the start of the game that he was a lover, and immediately wanted him gone.

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Holy shit this is insane.

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WE POSTED OPENLY ABOUT THIS SHIT IN THE PURPLE QT.

Whatever, Purple knows what's really going on.

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Hey everyone, did I make an alliance with you?

I've openly stated in the Purple QT that dram & I have a final two deal, but that much is obvious. Unlike Red Tribe, Purple has chosen to be open and honest about everything.

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Just to be SURE I'm not crazy, I looked through my inbox and the ONLY PMs I have from chess were regarding a mini theme game I modded that he played in.

You're all a bunch of liars.

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so JDGA = chesskid? I'm confused.

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ALL YOUR TIKIS ARE BELONG TO BARNEY

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I do, but I don't know who fits into which category.

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THE REST CAN'T BE SECRET
Also, what do the numbers mean, I only know the categories.

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Drench thinking he's male is a bit sad.

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Basically, Blackberry is saying the first thing that comes to mind and calling it "strategy".

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shitfuck who the hell didn't put enough tokens on the tribal immunity

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Honestly, I think it's funny I'm being called a mastermind, seeing as how I'm one of the more open players in the QT regarding my plans/thoughts/playstyle.

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HEY BLACKBERRY
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

THE FUCKING MOD ASKED ME A QUESTION ABOUT BEING CALLED A MASTERMIND
SO FUCK YOUR SHIT, YOU DUMB, EGOTISTICAL PIECE OF FILTH

And I still think it's funny you insist on there being a me-dram-Drench alliance. ELL OH ELL

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HEY BLACKBERRY
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

THE FUCKING MOD ASKED ME A QUESTION ABOUT BEING CALLED A MASTERMIND
SO FUCK YOUR SHIT, YOU DUMB, EGOTISTICAL PIECE OF FILTH

And I still think it's funny you insist on there being a me-dram-Drench alliance. ELL OH ELL

Chess has confirmed this.

And we (as well as anyone else on Barney) can confirm chesskid is a liar.

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Hmm.

We've got a lot o' liars on our team, eh?

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But no, seriously, I have very little interest in playing anymore since dramonic's out, so feel free to axe me at the next TC.

PS, Blackberry is fooling everyone, we've had a pre-game alliance with him the entire time and he's supposed to act like he hates us the entire game, then ZOMG SWERVE unite with us to go to the final three.

Figured there's one last thing I can throw in before I throw my hands up and don't give a shit.

PSS, dramonic was the seer, so you should listen to him and vote out chesskid3 since he's a lover.

That is all, fuckwads.

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Nah, I actually

didn't

play last game.

PS, I've been a non-threat the entire fucking game, do you really think me & dram were going to make it all the way to the end when you were spewing your mountain of bullshit like that?

Fuck no, we weren't. But there was literally ZERO reason to take him out this early. We weren't even allied with Drench, FWIW.

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@Reck: I can understand why you'd be having emo-fits if you couldn't think of a reason "someone" would want dram out this early.... but from what I see there's a very good reason "someone" would want to get rid of dram ASAP.

Please, then, fucking enlighten me.

But there was literally ZERO reason to take him out this early.

You realize this is a game were people get ELIMINATED, yes? Someone had to go. Can you justify Zyrc being voted off instead of dram? No? Didn't think so. Just because your world revolves around you and dram doesn't mean people need a REASON to vote you two off, you didn't seem to care last game if your posse had a reason to vote people off. It's a game. The goal is to SURVIVE the eliminations. Obviously, you fail at protecting your partner from doing so.

Actually, yes... everyone (at least I thought so) agreed that since Zyrc fucked up the challenge for our tribe, he deserved to go home. That was what was agreed upon by most people, but APPARENTLY people had other plans.

Which is fine, I guess. I guess that goes to show me what I get for trying to get our tribe to be open and transparent and stick together.

Also fuck your empty threats, Berry, nobody gives a fuck anymore. We aren't going to let you strongarm us into throwing challenges.

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I'm not sure anymore.

I think it's pretty fucked up that Red tribe managed to split up Purple tribe like that.

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Nobody fucking betrayed you, stop QQing

in other news, why the fuck were there only SIX votes at the last TC? *strokes fu-manchu mustache*

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3 dram, 2 zyrc, 1 drench.

THAT'S SIX LOLOLOLOLOL.

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There should've been 8 votes.

We're missing two.

And nobody self-voted.

Something fishy is going on. Either the mod forgot to make these people self-vote, or there's some power/lot that removed a fuckload of votes from Barney members.

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ORRRR we have a politician/agreeable townie on our tribe.
Or both.

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So we're competing for individual immunity...while still in tribes?

lololololol

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Zyrc is probably agreeable townie, then.
Or he's a politician and chose one of his voters.

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I have literally zero time to do this challenge since my birthday is tomorrow.

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Judges are now judging

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Judges are now judging

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I love this forum.

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Reck-Who is the strongest player on your tribe and why?

Drench. Because.

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I had a dream last night that I got voted out.

PREMONITION?

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lol this is taking forevs

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How about DRENCH IS CREEPY

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I vote this for best survivor game ever.

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hey reck, remember the double elimination in tda

was that not the most epic 24 hours ever

so much drama
me vs. JDodge was legendary

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will i be receiving a permanent gun as blackberry's queen

i knew there was something weird about you

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HEY GUYS GUESS WAT
I DUN HAVE A GUN

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GIMME A GODDAMN ITEM MALLOW

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GANDALF DON'T DO IT
DRAM IS SITTING HERE BEGGING YOU NOT TO
HE HAS TEARS IN HIS CUTE DOEISH EYES

DON'T MAKE DRAM CRY GANDALF
DON'T

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ATTN ALL
ONLY SHOOT ME IF YOU WANT TO MAKE DRAM CRY
SHOOT BLACKBERRY OR DRENCH IF YOU WANNA MAKE DRAM LOL

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OOOOOOH SHIT

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EXCITING

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HAY GUYS I STILL DIDN'T GET A GUN
RANDOM.ORG IS BROKEN

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I

might

have teh bawmb

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JOIN ME.
INSIDE ME.

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
IT'S A GAY JOKE.

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Well, the current threat would be Reck, for obvious reasons.

And why am I a threat, exactly?

My final two partner got voted off for stupid fucking reasons. Blackberry has been doing his damndest to get me out, and I put myself on the line by revealing that chesskid3 was a lover, which now has a huge target on my head.

How I'm a threat, I don't understand.

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This is why I said to get rid of the fucking lovers forever ago.

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I know both males and females have rejected you, Drench, but have you considered dogs?

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i lol'd at chesskid

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Wait, you won immunity?

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That was a stupid challenge.

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Not to my knowledge. I think it has pretty much just been Purple Tribe trying to stick together.

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I am not a queen in the slightest, fag.

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implosion, obviously. lrn2read

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so when does jury start forming?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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FUCKIN' HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDOL

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Boneless Honey BBQ Buffalo Wings - whoever said that gets Immunity from BB voting them the rest of the game ^_^

^5

...oh haii.

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i would like to restate my opinion that this is a horrible challenge

It's a fucking awful challenge and it should be banned from every game ever

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NO QUESTION TO ME WTF MALLOW
HATE YOU TOO

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My vote is being determined by a random number generator.

No, seriously, my vote is going to be determined by whoever offers me the best deal. I feel in a position of weakness at this point in the game and I'm very out of the loop as far as who is with who in alliances... I fear I may be too late.

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WHOAAAAAAAABUDDY

someone voted me

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I still don't get how people got this grand idea that dramonic was an evil ringleader.

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so what WAS the reasoning behind voting dramonic out?

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He didn't. Dram just asked "Who is the lover?" and your name was returned.

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THAT'S HOW THE ROLECOP ABILITY WORKS

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LOST 5

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ALSO, LOT 5

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what

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but I said LOST first

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jmj3000
Zyrconium
implosion
Blackberry
JDGA

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jmj3000
Chevre
implosion
Drench
Blackberry

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Drench
Blackberry
implosion

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Blackberry (is out)

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Chevre
Drench
JDGA

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Drench
Chevre

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Chevre

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WOOP WOOP

=D

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OOO RAH

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After the last Dragon member is eliminated, the Barneys all sit around and peacefully protest this game and sing Kumbaya until the mod agrees to let us all share a joint win

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LAWLWUT

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Sai, now I'm gonna have to do my best to get BB to win you crazy Dragon-tards....

Nothing I could have done about this since noone was talking to me cept BB.

P.S. I have no idea if BB backstabbed me, but since I never thought he was on my team, I dun really care.

I think I replied to a PM you originally sent me and you never replied.

Why did you want to kill dramonic?

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OH SHUT UP BLACKBERRY

YOU FUCKING PMed ME AND TOLD ME 'LOL ZYRCONIUM THINKS I'M WITH HIM, I'M GONNA GET HIM TO VOTE JDGA THEN TURN AROUND VOTE HIM OUT, HE'S DANGEROUS, HE'S AN AGREEABLE TOWNIE, ETC ETC'

Then you MASS PMED EVERYONE with some bullshit message. THEN you turned and PMed me again and were like, "Ignore that, it's a rouse".


You're GONE next TC.

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I know that wasn't the PM you were talking about.

Why didn't you go with us on that? Why was me having a final two deal with dramonic a reason to get rid of him?

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Just know that when I get you voted out, it's a revenge vote for doing that to dramonic. Had you not done that, I wouldn't have a target on your head like I do now.

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Well, seeing as how we are a two person team, therefore not really a huge threat, you probably should've let it fucking be.

It was literally JUST me and dramonic. How is two of us being in a final two deal a threat to you at all? ESPECIALLY when all dramonic was was a fucking rolecop, which he had already used, and he used it to help find the lovers... who were WAY WAY WAY more dangerous as a duo than me and dramonic.

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He was on our tribe at the time.

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You were never our tribemate, BB.

And you can sit back all you fucking want and pretend like you never said any of that, but you did. Need I quote the PM for the viewers at home?

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WTF WTF WTF WTF
I TOTALLY SUBMITTED URGHHHH HOW AM I THIS STUPID.

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How many of the remaining players' roles do you know? Are any of them a threat this late in the game?

The only role that I know of that would be a threat would be Blackberry's witch role, though I mean, what's he really gonna do? Divide us up into 2 tribes of 3? lol

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WTF

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dear god why is this game full of people who are even dumber than usual survivor contestants?

If I can get your vote on the jury I'll make it my mission to destroy Blackberry

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JURY MEMBERS WHO HAVE IT OUT FOR BLACKBERRY
GIMME YOUR VOTES AND I SHALL CRUSADE RIGHTEOUSLY!

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Hey mallow, you should let me participate since the rules were unclear, kthx

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Hey mallow, you should let me participate since the rules were unclear, kthx

Sorry but you didn't PM me. Wouldn't be fair to other players. In the future if something is unclear, PM me. I will try to be more clear as well.

Thanks

THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT is that it seemed like an either/or question, not a 'both' thing.

How the fuck is me going out, finding someone, and getting them to PM you not proof positive that I intended to participate in the challenge?

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Oh right, I forgot, mallow hates the gays.

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Are you done discussing how I followed your fuzzy rules to the best of my ability and am unfairly not being allowed to participate in the challenge?

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give me the win!

because i'm a

n

sexy

australian!

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FATE I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T MAKE ME WIN THIS

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All is forgiven, mallow.

I think from here on out, with only six players left in the game, we're going to see more backstabbing and cutthroat behavior. FUN FUN FUN!

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I JUST WANNA SAY
I CAST MY VOTE WITH GREAT LOVE

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Don't worry, BB.

I just wanted to make sure you didn't have a shot at winning after you screwed me, dram, and Drench over last game.

It was a necessary evil.

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WELL WELL WELL DRENCH


LOOK AT THE TWO OF US, ALL ALONE, ON THIS BEACH

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IF YOU MEAN I SEDUCE YOU THEN KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, THEN YES

MY REVENGE IS ALMOST COMPLETE
FIRST KILL BLACKBERRY
THEN KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE ALSO PLOTTING AGAINST ME LAST GAME

AFTER THAT, G FUCKING G, AND I GIVE ALL MY SUPPORT TO THE REMAINING SURVIVORS

PS AREN'T WE ALL BARNEY TRIBE NOW? LOLOLOLOL

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@BB: With how many times you've screwed people over, you deserve this. Especially since, when we started this game, you PMed and said, "In order to make up for last game, feel free to use me, string me along, then backstab me whenever it's convenient." So I did.

@Drench: NOT TRUE. NOT BUYING IT. YOU TWAT.
PREPARE TO DIE.

PEDIT: OKAY THAT FIRST, THEN DEATH

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...FUCK YOU BLACKBERRY.

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DRENCH DO NOT TAKE THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO FUCK ME OVER

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How will this TC work? Is it like, two people win immunity, and the three people who aren't vulnerable vote? Or will there only be one vote (implosion's)?

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So me being cursed means I get voted out automatically if I don't have immunity? WTF IS WITH THAT

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Hmmmm.

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Wow...

Worst Challenge ever in a life-or-death scenario...

This

"Hey Reck, know how your life is on the line? Answer a bunch of random bullshit about me that you have no way of knowing!"

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Yes, because I can totally gather, from how you talk, what your favorite color is. Yup.

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Well, that was fucking bullshit.

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We would've lost by one answer anyway.

Okay, here's the deal:

if Chevre goes to finals with anyone, I will be voting for her over them

. Also, I'm still the tiebreakerer, so you better get fucking ready for that shit.

Get rid of Chevre now if you want a shot at winning in the finals.

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Chevre is the last person alive that was involved in offing dramonic.

I want her gone. And if my allies still in the game can't give me that, they don't deserve my vote.

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jmj has been with me since the start, and he's been a fucking great ally, and he had nothing to do with voting dramonic out.

However, he WILL have something to do with voting YOU out, as will Drench. implosion, you're not gonna win this, just FYI.

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Regardless, you're the ringleader. Have fun joining the jury.

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Minus the whole being-the-tiebreakerer thing.

Also, that assumes it's F3 not F2.

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jmj played the game by staying close to me, and it looks like it paid off.

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THIS FUCKING GAME.

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GOGOGOGO ANYONE BUT CHEVRE

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THIS CHALLENGE GOES ON FOR YEARS

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FUCK YEAH TIEBREAKERER POWAHZ

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BYE CHEVRE

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HERP DERP
THAT'S FOR DRAMONIC <3

In any case, I'll save you the trouble.

jmj3000

is the

Baker

so now let's move on.

If there's a final two, get rid of implosion please.

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OH NOES

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GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

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I'll vote implosion if implosion is taken to the finals.

DRENCH YOU KNOW I'M NOT LYING

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Then we shall see, eh?

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@Drench: What was your ultimate plan with me? Did you think you could beat me in F2?
@jmj3000: Other than doing what I asked of you, what do you think was your most strategic play the whole game?

I'm quite thrilled my two strongest allies are in the final two. Good job guys.

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I was planning to dispose of you, in the end. I think there's a real perception that you were the head honcho, and so taking you to F2 would've resulted in a TDIesque scenario, imo, where the leader absolutely crushed the underling in the jury vote. So, yeah, I don't think I could have beaten you, and I was going to get rid of you eventually. I guess it was lucky that the whole BB thing happened when and how it did.

Did you throw our challenge on purpose to end me?

If not, when were you planning on ditching me?

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I'll wait for jmj, but I think I know who's getting my vote.

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VOTE FOR WHO YOU WANT TO WIN
MY GOD YOU'RE RETARDED

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The feeling is mutual, trust me.

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Mallow, how long do we have to PM the votes?

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DAMMIT NO

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congrats drench

DIE BLACKBERRY DIE

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DRENCH FUCK YOU
YOU VOTED FOR DRAM