Survivor: Mafia GAMEOVER!

[gandalf5166]

/confirm

[gandalf5166]

We'll get rid of Lowell first round.

[gandalf5166]

No. Why would I be? I mean, I don't think anybody in my tribe has any particular reason to dislike me.

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Oh, they WILL be the first to go. As soon as this round is over, they're OUT.

[gandalf5166]

I poisoned Silver.

[gandalf5166]

Vezok is the weakest player, duh. Hence my vote.

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Wait, why are we switching around the tribes? And why aren't you on there? >.>

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All of the things he's implying are true. He really can fuck us over if we decide to get pissy.

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As in JDGA or JDodge? Because JDodge isn't in this game. >.>

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We're not voting out BB BTW.

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@mallow: No. I think that my tribe understands that sometimes, you have to put your life and spending time wit your family at CHRISTMAS before posting numbers on the internet.

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Reck, I lol'd. And Drench, shit has gone down since then. Suffice it to say, BB has become a team player.

[gandalf5166]

I feel that blackberry was a good choice
However, gandalf was unsucessful and not even close to drench

Who would you rather have picked?

[gandalf5166]

MAYBE NOT SOMEONE THAT WAS PICKED FOR A MOST ACTIVE COMPETITION AND THEN WAS TOO BUSY TO POST MORE THAN 28 TIMES IN 48 HOURS.

Well, I seriously doubt that anyone in my tribe would have done any better. It's Christmas, for Christ's sake. I'm not going to stay at home all day so I can post a number on the internet every hour.

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BB what does that even MEAN!?!?! You realize there is no reference as to who that question is posed to??

Stepped up??? Didn't you lose?

like.. I dont even.........................

But we volunteered.

[gandalf5166]

yeah so, you

attempted

to step up the failed.

No one else volunteered. They just sat there and expected us to win for them. They can't really complain that we failed as THEY chose us.

[gandalf5166]

I'm not bitching. I volunteered, no one else did, but my tribe still chose me. If they thought someone else could have done better, they should have chose them.

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Errr...... Yeah, it is. If there's nobody better in Russia, Russia doesn't have shit to whine about.

[gandalf5166]

How have I ruined your fun?

[gandalf5166]

Sometimes I wish ballots were public.

[gandalf5166]

What the fuck? I submitted, I just forgot that dram was sitting out..... :/

[gandalf5166]

I don't know what these ratings mean...... >.>

[gandalf5166]

Why do I get the feeling that the ratings changed because I asked that question? >.>

[gandalf5166]

Wait, why is Drench green?

[gandalf5166]

Well, this sucks. There's no point in me even submitting. Oh well. I doubt I'll get voted off anyways.

[gandalf5166]

So like. Tribe morale is awesome. I know I feel like we're pretty much guaranteed to win the next couple of ICs, even if we lose, if you get what I mean.

[gandalf5166]

I definitely want it. Especially since I'm the coolest one.

[gandalf5166]

Since when did werewolf not participate in the challenges?

[gandalf5166]

I definitely want it. Especially since I'm the coolest one.

Wrong. Blackberry and/or JDGA are.

Blackberry's is cooler, but he gave it to himself, so.

[gandalf5166]

O HAI GUIZ.

Purple is going DOWN, BIATCH.



How about "Purple's a bunch of dumbasses, so let's still be Dragon Army"

BTW, if anybody on purple wants a chance at winning, now would be the time to start forming alliances.

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Do Drench and BB actually have an alliance, or are they just being weird? >.>

That said, I like the name d("d)

And yeah, tiebreaker means next to nothing, because there won't be a tie. It's been shown repeatedly that your tribe is perfectly willing to stab each other in the backs. Our tribe will vote as a block. Plus, I already have an offer for alliance.

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YES RECK. COME, JOIN THE DARK SIDE.

Notice.......... That we only had three non-TBO votes. One of those was from TBO, obv(the one on me). The other two were intentionally on werewolf so that if TBO had an idol, he still couldn't decide the lynch target.

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Well, just because werewolf was considered useless BEFORE the TC doesn't mean that he is now.

And plus, why would we vote him out before purples?

@mallow: Since PMing is now legal between anyone(I assume, since PMing was previously legal between tribe members and we are now all in the same tribe), could our alliance create a QT for us to talk in? It's really just an easier way to PM, as all those CCs could get hairy.

[gandalf5166]

Wait, doesn't that alliance include everybody except for jmj and werewolf? >.>

[gandalf5166]

Never mind, quadz and implosion are also absent.

[gandalf5166]

errrrrrr............. How is he not useful?

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Well, just because werewolf was considered useless BEFORE the TC doesn't mean that he is now.

And plus, why would we vote him out before purples?

Oh, so you're willing to carry him until past the purples, THEN cut him loose? WHAT AN AMAZING DEAL FOR WEREWOLF.

I don't have to justify myself to you. Werewolf knows why we're keeping him, and that's what matters.

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Well, just because werewolf was considered useless BEFORE the TC doesn't mean that he is now.

And plus, why would we vote him out before purples?

Oh, so you're willing to carry him until past the purples, THEN cut him loose? WHAT AN AMAZING DEAL FOR WEREWOLF.

I don't have to justify myself to you. Werewolf knows why we're keeping him, and that's what matters.

Well, at least you all know why you're keeping the guy you assured would be gone had the prime target intervened. Thank goodness.

Circumstances have changed, dumbass.

[gandalf5166]

Wrong circumstance.

[gandalf5166]

Maybe there IS a third party fucking shit up....... And you just don't know it........ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gandalf5166]

I HAVE A GUN. HAHA RECK. IM GOING TO SHOOT YOU

[gandalf5166]

GANDALF DON'T DO IT
DRAM IS SITTING HERE BEGGING YOU NOT TO
HE HAS TEARS IN HIS CUTE DOEISH EYES

DON'T MAKE DRAM CRY GANDALF
DON'T

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't really have a gun. >.>

[gandalf5166]

Drench has been shot!

*cheer* The one who did this has received a personal cheerleader for one round *cheer*

(It's nothing against you personal, Drench)

You realize that it had to be chess, right? Unless chess shot himself >.>

[gandalf5166]

Tie-breaker....... JOIN US.

[gandalf5166]

Well, the current threat would be Reck, for obvious reasons.

[gandalf5166]

Errrrr....... Who else on your tribe is a threat? There's Drench, sort of, but nobody likes him.

[gandalf5166]

BB, tell me that isn't you.

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THE PLAN TO VOTE FOR WEREWOLF WAS IN THE TRIBE QT LOL? And we did vote for implosion. Just now. >.>

[gandalf5166]

Can I be your man-whore, BB?

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I'd say chess, but he probably also has sex with men(Get it? Cause unless chevre is his lover, his lover is male lol.) And you also forgot: Chevre probably also has sex with men(Get it? Cause she's a girl....... Yeah, I know that one wasn't funny.)

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oh btw

O HAI GUIZ.

Purple is going DOWN, BIATCH.



How about "Purple's a bunch of dumbasses, so let's still be Dragon Army"

BTW, if anybody on purple wants a chance at winning, now would be the time to start forming alliances.

hee

hee

hee

who's outnumbered now, gandy~

I figured we were screwed, but I thought that if I acted like I had it under control, I could pressure some of you into allying with us. :/

[gandalf5166]

Fuck no, he doesn't deserve to make it.

[gandalf5166]

If I do get voted out tonight, BB isn't getting my vote O_O

Damn straight, same here >.>

[gandalf5166]

If I do get voted out tonight, BB isn't getting my vote O_O

Damn straight, same here >.>

Well hopefully for me the jury won't start till final 9 and you won't get a say...

LOL

You realize by making such comments, you only increase the chance I make it further in the game because the other players know you won't vote for me in the finals. Eh?

Why do I care if you get second?

[gandalf5166]

Was my flip sufficiently surprising?

Or did PoE let you figure it out?

[gandalf5166]

Wait, why did JDGA get chosen?

[gandalf5166]

WHO SAID MILEY CYRUS EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

VOTE THEM OFF PLOX

[gandalf5166]

That's funny.

[gandalf5166]

FORCED FRIENDSHIP IN THE CASE OF GANDALF OF COURSE
BUT <3 JDGA

HEY IM THE ONE WHO GOT US THE ALLIANCE WITH JDGA

ALTHOUGH I ALSO STARTED THE ALLIANCE WITH BB AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THE FUCK THAT TURNED OUT

[gandalf5166]

WHAT THE FUCK? HE CANT FUCKING DO THAT

[gandalf5166]

Well, the deal is, if you're the last in the final three, you shouldn't really win.

[gandalf5166]

IF JDGA HAS MADE AN ALLIANCE WITH BB I WILL PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT.

[gandalf5166]

PS JDGA: Next time you try to threaten someone, you should consider two things:

A) Don't threaten someone

unless you don't care about winning

, cuz let's face it, threatening someone has a 90% chance of backfiring
B) Don't threaten someone

who doesn't care about winning

, because then they'll just sacrifice themself for your threat

Your threat only gives everyone else a reason to vote you, because now it's guaranteed either I go or you go.

But nobody here would side with you in a BB/JDGA fight.

[gandalf5166]

gandalf, change your sig.

Wow, that's a little bit old. >.>

[gandalf5166]

I can't even begin to understand how BB has not been voted out yet.

[gandalf5166]

dear god why is this game full of people who are even dumber than usual survivor contestants?

If I can get your vote on the jury I'll make it my mission to destroy Blackberry

Me and chess aren't on the jury, sadly.

[gandalf5166]

I LOVE YOU ALL

UNCONDITIONALLY

[gandalf5166]

HAHA RECK

[gandalf5166]

BB, you do realize you're practically guaranteeing that implosion will win, right?

[gandalf5166]

mallow/purses?

This one's gonna be right.

[gandalf5166]

JDGA is pretty complex, huh? >.>

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I didn't really see myself as that under the radar.