Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

gandalf5166 · Post Post #14 (isolation #0) » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:26 pm

I am a 27-year old ex-military(Special Forces) with an IQ of 173, and I am particularly good with machines and computers. I am fairly built, with blond buzz-cut hair. I am dressed in a white undershirt with no sleeves and jeans, and I carry a handgun.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #31 (isolation #1) » Sun Jan 09, 2011 6:40 am

So hi and stuff, just so you know, you might want to be wondering why somebody with an IQ of 174 joined the army, yes?

Just a hint. But I can do without the weaponry if you guys want. It's fine. And shotty, I'm not really sure why you TOLD us that you're a Russian ex-con. Just seems like you'd want to tell that to the mod. Because now nobody is gonna come within 10 feet of you.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #51 (isolation #2) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:30 am

As soon as I hear the knock on the door, I whip around and for a second, I'm scared. However, after a second I realize that it's obviously not what I think it is.

Action: I grab any furniture and with the help of anyone who cares to help, I barricade the door, not to keep the zombies from getting in(right next to the door), but since they're going to get in anyways, I place it just around the door, so that once they get in, they have to climb over it/knock it over to get to us. However, I don't stack it high enough that I couldn't shoot the zombies still.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #53 (isolation #3) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:40 am

chesskid3 wrote:dude zombies can't knock

My character is a little paranoid.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #61 (isolation #4) » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:31 am

An actual person would have no trouble getting over the furniture. The zombies would because everyone knows that zombies are incapable of climbing unless they stack on top of each other. Like, zombies can't even climb ladders.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #75 (isolation #5) » Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:30 am

We need to get that doctor the hell out of here. Don't want him goin zombie on us.

Action: Pick up the doctor, take him out back and put him under something heavy. Hopefully with some help.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #102 (isolation #6) » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:22 am

Action: See if I can find a weapon, or some bullets for my current gun(speaking of which, how many bullets DO I have?)

I would assume I have less than a clip.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #107 (isolation #7) » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:33 am

drmyshottyizsik wrote:
Action: set the store on fire.

You're gonna roll a one, catch on fire and die. That or you'll roll a six and explode.

Speaking of which, what are you lighting the fire with?

gandalf5166 · Post Post #109 (isolation #8) » Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:42 am

Yeah, you'll definitely explode.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #113 (isolation #9) » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:44 am

drmyshottyizsik wrote:
Action: Find some zombies and kill them

lolustupid

I have to ask again: With what? Cause you really don't have anything now. Zombies>Bare hands.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #116 (isolation #10) » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:50 am

I can't decide what to do, so I'm going to watch everyone else's actions and see if I can get an idea.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #120 (isolation #11) » Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:29 am

Action: Pick up the remaining vials, to keep that dumbass chesskid from breaking the rest.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #133 (isolation #12) » Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:41 pm

Action: Shoot that zombie in TEH BRAINZ

gandalf5166 · Post Post #145 (isolation #13) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:32 pm

Yes, the zombie that entered the store.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #148 (isolation #14) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:50 pm

WOAH HE SAID SEEMINGLY.

Action: Go up on the roof and see if I can see any nearby buildings we could escape to. If that isn't a full action, then go prone and shoot at the zombies in the lot once I'm done.

My edit is just fixing the bolding. And this comment about what my editing was about.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #150 (isolation #15) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:57 pm

drmyshottyizsik wrote:
Call in soviet air strike on forest

Wow....... Just watch, you're gonna roll a five and succeed >.>

gandalf5166 · Post Post #155 (isolation #16) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:50 pm

chesskid3 wrote:WELL I ALWAYS ROLL 1s or 2s SO
IF I GET BIT
YOU FUCKING GIVE ME A VIAL OF CURE YOU HEAR ME?

You won't get bit. You'll get mauled. But sure, if you manage to survive, I'll consider giving you some cure(assuming that your physical injuries are minor enough that you can actually be patched up)

gandalf5166 · Post Post #157 (isolation #17) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:59 pm

chesskid3 wrote:also
if I roll a 6
do i turn into a zombie lol?

No, I just freak out and shoot you in the face.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #159 (isolation #18) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:05 pm

chesskid3 wrote:your days of rolling 4's and 5's are over

Your mom's over.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #161 (isolation #19) » Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:10 pm

chesskid3 wrote:Oh wait you're 14

Wait, you're not?

gandalf5166 · Post Post #165 (isolation #20) » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:05 am

chesskid3 wrote:
gandalf5166 wrote:
chesskid3 wrote:Oh wait you're 14
Wait, you're not?
lolgud1

No, I seriously thought you were 13 or 14. How old ARE you?

gandalf5166 · Post Post #168 (isolation #21) » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:17 am

Oh lol. I forgot about that. I remember you saying you were a math major too. I guess I just assumed you were even more BOI GENIUZ than me or something. I'm guessing......... 20.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #170 (isolation #22) » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:26 am

gandalf5166 · Post Post #172 (isolation #23) » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:27 am

gandalf5166 · Post Post #203 (isolation #24) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:40 pm

Action: Run down from the roof and make a break for the church.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #206 (isolation #25) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:44 pm

chesskid3 wrote:
Action: Go to the nearest dead zombie, and cover myself in zombie blood

You all might want to do the same.

Zombie blood KINDA carries the virus. Just sayin'.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #209 (isolation #26) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:46 pm

drmyshottyizsik wrote:ya what if chess gets a 7?

That was explained in the OP. Then he just REALLY over-succeeds.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #210 (isolation #27) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:46 pm

chesskid3 wrote:Hey
I understand zombies here
not you

PSYCHOLOGY, not biology(although biology is probably the wrong word, seeing as biology is the study of LIFE)

gandalf5166 · Post Post #214 (isolation #28) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:50 pm

chesskid3 wrote:.........................................................................................................
new plan
someone make action
bite shotty
and then we have an excuse to off him because he might be a zombie.

Yeah, if he's gonna be useless he may as well free up a slot for replacements.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #219 (isolation #29) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:52 pm

chesskid3 wrote:but we wouldnt know for sure would we?

Yeah, I mean, most of the group would just see the bite marks and assume the worst.

Action change: Shoot shotty

gandalf5166 · Post Post #228 (isolation #30) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:14 pm

Wait, shotty doesn't even have a gun. I suggest that he should get a -2 on all rolls that require him to conjure an AK47 out of thin air.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #233 (isolation #31) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:01 pm

So you're secretly a KGB agent? gud2knokthxbai

gandalf5166 · Post Post #240 (isolation #32) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:26 pm

Action: Jump off of the roof, and aim for something soft, then make a break for the church.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #243 (isolation #33) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:35 pm

Lady Lambdadelta wrote:
gandalf5166 wrote:
Action: Jump off of the roof, and aim for something soft, then make a break for the church.

Jumping off a roof.

How high is this roof exactly?

-1 to your roll for every 20 feet. :X (Just a suggestion )

It's a bar, with one story. Probably not anywhere near twenty feet. Plus, there's probably a dumpster or something like that.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #253 (isolation #34) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:58 pm

Lol that gunshot wound must be making you gwumpy >.>

gandalf5166 · Post Post #258 (isolation #35) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:12 pm

Lady Lambdadelta wrote:UIL? :S

C'est quoi ca?

It's a theatre thingy.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #266 (isolation #36) » Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:25 am

Thrusting your shirt? WTF does that even mean lol?

gandalf5166 · Post Post #268 (isolation #37) » Mon Jan 24, 2011 5:39 am

Yes, but how do you thrust your shirt?

gandalf5166 · Post Post #270 (isolation #38) » Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:50 am

chesskid3 wrote:I'm not currently wearing it

Oh lol. That makes a lot more sense. I was just thinking of you trying to thrust your chest out at the zombies >.>

gandalf5166 · Post Post #272 (isolation #39) » Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:57 am

chesskid3 wrote:lol
pelvic thrust of POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Your pelvis is your hipbone. >.>

gandalf5166 · Post Post #279 (isolation #40) » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:45 pm

REECER CANT DIE BEFORE SHOTTY NO

gandalf5166 · Post Post #281 (isolation #41) » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:59 pm

Packbat wrote:
The deadline is in 24 hours - he has time.

It's just that I put a lot of work into making sure that shotty died first >.>

gandalf5166 · Post Post #304 (isolation #42) » Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:34 pm

WHAT THE FUCK.

How does 4=perfect kill on an otherwise entirely uninjured person when you're aiming at them AS THEY JUMP OFF A ROOF.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #309 (isolation #43) » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:31 pm

Hey Packbat, do you mind if we blatantly jack your ruleset? >.>

gandalf5166 · Post Post #324 (isolation #44) » Fri Jan 28, 2011 10:36 am

Packbat wrote:
gandalf5166 wrote:Hey Packbat, do you mind if we blatantly jack your ruleset? >.>

Only if you improve them and don't tell me.

(p.s. power went out again at home - consider me still V/LA.)

Well, I did add the clause about assists. "Assisting other players will add modifiers to their roll based on yours. So if you were to roll a 4, you might add +2 to their roll."

gandalf5166 · Post Post #433 (isolation #45) » Wed Feb 16, 2011 2:43 pm

drmyshottyizsik wrote:Guys I'm sick of you guys saying search for this or that. Use what you know you have already.

wrongthreadlol

gandalf5166 · Post Post #608 (isolation #46) » Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:37 pm

Xalxe wrote:It was a Douglas Adams joke. Ignore it and just go with the part where I strangle chesskid3.

I GOT THE REFERENCE

gandalf5166 · Post Post #693 (isolation #47) » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:41 pm

Mist7676 wrote:I dont think you should have openned up about something watching jmj should have PM him

And you're one to talk, having told me that I didn't notice something inthread >.>