Lost: Season Three (We Have to Go Back!)

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COMBOFUCKUIGNBREADGBASRFEGD

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Cheskid

Kill the claimed scum please.

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You're right. I apologize, I hit the wrong tab.

VOTE: Chesskid

I always ruin games for scum by catching them. Too bad.

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More chesskid votes. He's seriously going to flip scum

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I had high hopes CES.


High hopes.

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No AGar I haven't read the other games.

That doesn't have anything to do with you voting chesskid though, now does it?

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Who the hell is Drew?


I don't know a damned thing about the flavor, as per usual.

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Aaaaah.


No I didn't.

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I was really excited when you voted chesskid with me, even though I knew it was just classic CES wagon voting and didn't think it would last.

I was young and naive. I thought it would last forever.

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action

I'm a death miller.

-_-

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Unvote:
Vote: Faraday

This just doesn't feel right. I rather be voting Jason

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Well if I can't have chesskid dead it might as well be jason.

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Unvote:
Vote: chesskid

Vote stays.

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You're getting vigged N1 regardless dram so flavor is unimportant

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You're getting vigged N1 regardless Dram so flavor is unimportant

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Farday CES Dram.....

goddamn don't tell me chesskid is the only other patriot

-_-

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I don't like the taste of money in my mouth

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*skims*

Do I get to bus chesskid now!?!?

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Ah fuck.

Unvote:
Vote: SSS

Just read his only post (I think its his only) just fucking horrible.


WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP CLAIMING SCUM WHILE IM TRYING TO PL CHESSKID?

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Hi noose, we've never met outside LyLo when I'm town. I might see you later but I doubt it.

/wink

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Fate, look at the playerlist.
You dont have many buddies here. Like I said, this is my world. Best stop trying before you embarrass yourself any further.

RECK LOVES ME.


SO

SO DOES FARADAY.

AND

AND

AND...


AGAR!!

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My reluctance to vote you, as CES has already beautifully pointed out, stems from the fact that I wanted to wagon

someone

for information, even though I thought you were more scummy than Faraday.

Turns out you're just a terrible townie with a crappy role taht you claimed for funsies. Does your lover know you are lover with him?

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Fate you do realize if Jason is trueclaiming, and his lover dies, you're probably going to be his shot?

Misvigged as town =/= Mislynched, I can deal with it. (Though I've never been vigged as town either).


Jason if you're going to shoot me let me claim first at least.

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Yeah its boasting, you can't get me lynched as town outside of LyLo, and IM PROUD of that fact.

Why are you asking other judges? Don't you have your own ineffective scumdar to use?

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Yeah if he votes SSS that's fine. Scum will kill him over night so that he can misvig me, and he'll be stupid to realize "buhhhhhhhh FATESCUm wouldn't kill me since he know I'd shoot him but HURRRR DURRRR FATE IS SUCMMZZZZ"

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Nah, I really wouldn't put the life of Fatescum (leader and most important membre of the scumfaction) in the hands of a tardtownie like Jason

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I am untouchable as TOWN, if I were scum I wouldn't be this arrogant, because I WOULD be very vulnerable to a lynching

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Yeah if he votes SSS that's fine. Scum will kill him over night so that he can misvig me, and he'll be stupid to realize "buhhhhhhhh FATESCUm wouldn't kill me since he know I'd shoot him but HURRRR DURRRR FATE IS SUCMMZZZZ"

lol WIFOM. Something scum would do.

Edit: Sim with CK there on that lol

Edit2: Name calling now... classy Fate. but hold on. He admits I am town there does he?

I called you town because of your claim posts ago, you paying fucking attention?

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yeah I'm hungry and have class soon, peace. If he can't see how much better a shot Jedo the Lurkbag or any of the other non-contributors in this thread are then *shrug* god help us all.

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(Vezoks in this game?)

(Why is faraday still voting chess?)

Ill answer your questions when not on a phone

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Good lord SSS wants to know why he's scum.


AXE PLEASE.

And yes AGar, /agree with the "FFS another Reck set-up"

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Throw Bella from the lurker list onto the scumlist fo sho

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HEWHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA

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CES you're still voting Faraday, ARENT you.

/glare

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The fuck....

Sure he could be scum. But you lynch OBVOBVSCUM D1, not on the side scum

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This game currently reminds me of pages 85-92 of my copy of New Moon, in which the pages are blank and Bella is depressed. There's about as much content in the Fate/chesskid3 spamfest and I'm depressed because I'm stuck in a game with those two. Sigh.

BURN IT WITH FIRE.

Said caps implies someone needing immediate death=obvscum.

AM I missing something?

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Oh, I didn't even read the part of her post about the book

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I'd say its pretty null for me, though I would say I am more thorough with my posts as scum

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P.S. Getting lynched at LyLo as town isn't substantially better than getting lynched at any other time.

...

All it takes is one dumb townie+scum to be lynched at lylo. And even then its only 2-3 times. Outside of lylo the majority of town has never lynched me, (wo a false guilty or some bs like that)

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WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT

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VOTE: Faraday

NOW this feels right.

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Why are people hopping off Faraday?

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IVE BEEN SCUMBUDDIES WITH A SCUM NEIGBHORIZER FFS.

HES STILL SCUMMY AS FUCK

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You're right CES, sadly, I can't pass this up.

Unvote:
Vote: Bella

Don't forget about Faraday when I'm gone.

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Everyone rolls scum sometimes buddy, its ok

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YOURE JUST MAD YOUR BUDDIES SUCK DIS GAME

LULZ

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Its because he knows the only that thing will save his scumbuddy is a fakeclaim at this point

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Good catch dramtown >_>

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Hammer please.

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AGar was my secret pick for scum, I was looking forward to catching him tomorrow.


Now I just feel cheated

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I called for her hammer immediately, sadly.


Time to get NKd. See you guys later, good luck.

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Vote: AGar

Are you fucking high dram?

You wont even read your BOIS goddamn game?


AND OH WHADDYA KNOW FARADAY WAS SCUM

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Lol just realized that the scumflip was from LAST NIGHT not yesterday.


GG scum.

GG swingy game.

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Faraday had to keep a MARTYR alive? A guy that could SACRIFICE himself any night?

Goddamn Reck what kind of nonesense have spewed out this set-up.

Were the past seasons like this?

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Thats stupid as fuck and you know it.

Lynch AGar, all three scum are dead, GG.


I mean if Reck messed up his role pm and DIDNT make it "have GF lynched AND have scum win" then that's his fault. Bella wasn't gambiting.

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Yarr. I find that series of events very plausible.

Vote: Agar

P.S. Fate is town.

No shit.


Let's wrap this up.

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I was mostly trying to hold off on it just in case he comes up something like investigative town and we look like idiots because we didn't get his results before he died. Anyway.

What is this I dont even

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Don't kill me, Vezok, or...

You know what.

Kill dramonic.

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Forgot to add: jasonT1981 has until Thursday, February 10th at 11:59PM EST to use his daykill, otherwise it will be randomized.

Mod confirmage ftw...

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Well fucking hell.

Let's just massclaim.

I want mocking Jaye or CES to go first.

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We have 48 hours to massclaim, anyone lurking or avoiding will be shot on principle.

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SO they wanted both of you to die, whats wrong with that?

Anyway since youre confirmed down, agree with Massclaim? Y/N+Who goes first

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Probably mocking jaye.

Fine, let's go.

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Fail claim by vezok, he's the lynch today.

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Claire Littleton, Sane Cop.

N1 chesskid innocent
N2 Vezo is innocent

Vezok is obviously a godfather who fucked up his claim. CES goes next.

Mockingjaye hammering vezok is an ideal way to end today

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I missed mockingds edwop asking vezok...

W/e. My roles useless.

What role was jedo that targeted me?

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I think bella gambited to get a mislycnh and hit agar who she didn't know was also scum.

I think she's telling the truth about a godfather, given my guaranteed ssanity.

Also lol at bein role copped

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Jjason shoots dram/mocking. Other hammers vezok.

GG

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Proven SK.


You could die instead if you want, your claim is shady

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Its a goddamn reck game

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You realize CES cleared me, right scum?

But lol@flavor meta to discredit obvtown

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Mockingjaye has a shit claim and I didn't even fully read it.

All I know is all his targets are dead.

CES clearing me would've been incredibly subpar scumplay.

Aka shoot mocking, jason, then we have dram hammer vezok.

The end.

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DAMN DAMN DAMN IT.


JASON YOU FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SHOOT DRAM.

THAT WAY-> 4PLAYERS -> NO LYNCH

SCUM HAVE TO KILL CES OR CES IS SCUM

-> PROFIT.

NOW IM STUCK IN THIS LAND WITH DRAMSK AND CES PARANOIA.


BECAUSE WOULDNT CES LOVE TO USE MY EGO AGAINST ME BY BUDDYING UP, AND

CLEARING

ME! OH WOULDNT THAT MAKE ME FEEL SAFE AND SECURE?

WOULDNT IT CES!?!?

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VEZOK UNVOTE. I WANT CES TO HAMMER MAYB, SINCE DRAM IS CONFIRMED NON MAFIA.

AND YOU ARE A CLOWN MCSTUPID CLAIM.

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DAMNT VEZOK ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TOWN?

JESUS.

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CES hammers Vezok.


Dram wins as SK, or Town wins.


Dram hammers Vezok.

CES wins as Mafia, or Town wins.


....

No lynch:
CES watches me as I'm confirmed.
Dram shoots Vezok (if Dram is town), shoots me if SK.
Vezokscum shoots CES.

Therefore DramSK+Vezokscum= 1v1 endgame, with vezok winning if hes bulletproof.

OR Dramtown shoots vezok and vezok is either bulletproof or not, then on the final day we have:

Fate
Dram
Vezok

alive since mafia have to kill CES.

Dram hammers vezok, gg, but it onlyt works if dram is town.


HENCE


CES hammers vezok today, tis the only way to a nonmafia victory. We'll just yell at reck if he put a SK in the game like a fucktard.

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Unvote

I'm fine with hammering.

WOULD YOU BOTH STOP ACTING LIKE FUCKING TOWN?

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Its probably just vezok scum, but vezok scum usaully makes better fakeclaims.

Same goes for CES.


But.....

gah

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Vote: Vezok

Vezok self-vote.

CES hammer.

I've decided.

Dram shots show a town train of thought. Let's just hope thats how it is.

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I wouldn't be surprised if Vezok was a scum supersaint, and thus he real-claimed like an idiot.


Go for it.

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DAMN IT.


WHY IS NO ONE PLAYING TO THEIR WIN CON?

AM I SECRET SCUM AND MY INVESTIGATIONS ARE DELAYED KILLS?

IS THAT IT RECK?

IS THAT IT YOU BASTARD?

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HAMMER IT CES I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DRAW THIS OUT FOR LAFFS ILL SHOOT YOU.


IM BULLETPROOF COPVIG.

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GODDAMNT.

RECK.

WHICH ONE OF THOSE TWO IS SCUM? THEY BASICALLY THREW IN THE TOWEL.


AND I SWEAR UPON SWEARS IF THERES 4 MAFIA, 1 ANTI LYNCHER, AND 1 SK THERE WILL BE ENDLESS WORDS.


ENDLESS.

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CLAIM SCUM YOU BASTARD.

CLAIM IT

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GOD DAMN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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I KNEW YOU WERE TOWN BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY WERENT A DOUBLE-BUSSING SCUMBAG, BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND OVERJUSTIFY YOUR ONE AND ONLY NIGHT ACTION ABOUT A 1000X FUCKING TIMES AND IT WAS ANNOYING AS HELL.

PLUS YOURE AN INACTIVE GIRLY GIRL.

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*POPCORN*

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WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

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Claire Littleton, Sane Cop.

N1 chesskid innocent
N2 Vezo is innocent

Vezok is obviously a godfather who fucked up his claim. CES goes next.

Mockingjaye hammering vezok is an ideal way to end today

You suck Vezok.


GG failteam.

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NICE JOB PRIMATE.


LOL TRYING TO KILL CES TWICE

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HEY FARADAY WAY TO NOT PROTECT YOUR TARGET N1

>_>

OK RECK, THATS BETTER.

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FAILQT PLEASE.

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LOL

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NOW JUST FOR AGAR'S POST FOR MORE LULZ

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Nice try?

nice try?

DONT GO EASY ON HIM.

HE FUCKING CLAIMED SUPERSAINT AT LYLO AND GUARANTEED THE TEAMS LOSS WITH HIS CLAIM.

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Hey gandalf, posting before I've officially ended the game is a good way to get yourself banned from all future games.

You said the game was over...... I correctly assumed that that meant the game was over.

ITS STILL BAD MANNERS YOU CLOWN

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Nah, I investigated Vezok on the offchance he wasn't a godfather because I was certain he was scum.

He just made it 100% instead of 90%

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No that was because he was a bulletproof godfather.

And yeah, I should've told you to shoot Dram instead to prevent SK shenanigans, like I said by the time I realized that I had logged on too late.

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CES cleared me.

Plus he's far more important a player than you.

/grin

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That's pretty dumb.

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That's pretty dumb.

No, what's dumb is making a wincon that's: You have to win as town, AND survive until endgame. Without any doubt, that's entirely unfair.

Yeah the win con was dumb, but that doesn't invalidate your statement of: ENDGAME=SURVIVALZZZZZZZZZZZZZZORZ

Because endgame by DEFINITION is speeding up the rest of the game, aka scum forcing no lynch then killing until only scum survives.

AKA ENDGAME=DEADZ

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Lolz.