Political Coalitions game (Round 4)

[Cirno]

/in if there are slots left
Ultimo Dragon Party

[Cirno]

>3 seats: Cirno (Ultimo Dragon party)
>(Ultimo Dragon party)
>party
>only lowercase P in the list

Anti-Ultimo Dragon Party conspiracy confirmed

[Cirno]

I'm down with the Ultimo All Anarchist Rent coalition.

Edit: And I'll take 30m.

[Cirno]

The Ultimo Dragon Party believes that wealth should be spread for the benefit of many and never amassed for the benefit of the few.
Thus we propose the

Maximum Love Coalition

. Our goal is to spread wealth as widely as possible.

Player	Votes	Pot
TwistedSpoon	4	80
Cognito	3	50
Cirno	3	20
Drench	2	20
werewolf	2	20
Zang	1	10
Tony	1	10
Gandalf	1	10
	17	220

The 4 seat and 3 seat get more than they otherwise would.
The 2 seaters break even
The 1 seats minimize their loss.
The Ultimo Dragon Party displays the principle of Altruism on which it was founded.

The greedy Anarchist, Rent, and Pirate parties, who care only for themselves and made their way into this government through fraud, and whom happily endorse child labor, should be ousted from the government. In their place, we should form a government that benefits as many people as possible.

[Cirno]

The greedy...Pirate party[sic]...care only for themselves and made their way into this government through fraud, and ... happily endorse child labor, should be ousted from the government. In their place, we should form a government that benefits as many people as possible.

You've been misinformed about my party's intentions. Allow me to educate you

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirate_Party_%28Sweden%29

You seem to be implying that the following footage isn't of a member of your party slaughtering innocents in the street.

Spoiler: Disturbing Footage of the Pirate Party At Work. Viewer Discretion is Advised.

[Cirno]

Ridiculous idiocy is our mission statement.

Remind me of what happens at the climax of the election, we get this negotiation time, but then after it, we all have to send a PM with a plan and the plan has to be identical dollar for dollar person by person amongst all participants of the coalition?

That was my interpretation.

[Cirno]

So that the people with less seats don't try to exclude him.

[Cirno]

Nobody likes communism...

[Cirno]

I'm down.

Let's all PM Hoppster our coalition and force him to go back on his word of not ending the round early.

[Cirno]

Tony its already friday you did it wrong

[Cirno]

MY PLAN HAS SUCCEEDED

I PMed a bunch of coalitions to everybody and agreed to every one I got sent so that people would be confused about which one to run with.

There is a saying out in the farmlands of Missouri. It goes 'Never attribute to Gandalf that which can be adequately explained by Tony". Pretty sure Tony just thought "They gain money while I lose it? NOPE.". I happen to be a psychic and can confirm this as fact.

[Cirno]

I think everyone going bankrupt simultaneously is the inevitable outcome of this game.

[Cirno]

>Cirno
>1 Seat

Call me when round 3 starts.

[Cirno]

Anybody that does not play this game with the sole objective of betraying every coalition they are ever a part of is a

terrorist

.

[Cirno]

Pretty sure the mayor is violating term limits.

[Cirno]

2 seats:

Cirno

Further evidence that Xalxe isn't actually the new mayor but rather the mayor's secretary who became uppity when the real mayor left town for a bunga bunga party (or "vacation" as he calls it). The real mayor would know that the only way to save this town is to insure that the Ultimo Dragon Party receives a minimum of 16 seats in every election.

[Cirno]

inb4 Hoppster falls down an elevator shaft onto several bullets.

[Cirno]

Disgusted by his city's politicians

>violate term limits
>raffle off seats in the government
>go to bunga bunga parties instead of city hall
>use other politicians as an excuse to suspend the next election and stay in office

Are we not living up to your standards?

[Cirno]

PROBABLY NOT, UNLESS PMs ARRIVE EN MASSE INTO MY INBOX, GROVELLING.

If you don't continue the game I gave my life for nothing.