There was magic...
There were fairies...
There were pixies...
There were unicorns...
There were unicorns that played Halo...
There was glitter and there were sparkles and there were lots of things that were happy and colourful and bright.
Or at least it seemed that way because everyone there was high all the time, due the magical plants that served as food.
And all the fairies and pixies and unicorns laughed and danced and played video games and were happy.
Until human beings blew them all up.
With a bomb.
A nuclear bomb.
And the magical creatures died.
And those that were left standing had radiation burns and died a few weeks later.
THE END
Are you sad?
Good.
Are you scared?
Very good.
Because this is mafia. This is go-time. This. Is. HELL. And I am the DEVIL. You will be seen NO MERCY.
Welcome to Jungle Republic.
In this game, you are all sheep.
Big, fluffy, sheep.
But some of you are EVIL sheep!
REALLY EVIL sheep!
And some of you are WEREWOLVES!
Creatures that are sheep by day, and WOLVES at night!
Are you going to let these EVIL sheep and WEREWOLVES steal your homeland?
...
Really, are you?
'Cause if you are, we could all go home early...
FINE.
Anyway, you all decide that you will kill someone every day until the EVIL sheep are gone. Is that the best strategy? Probably not. But you're bunch of sheep! You can't be expected to come with anything approximating cleverness, can you?
Of course not.
Stupid sheep.
No wait...
Stupid sheep IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND DID I MENTION I AM THE DEVIL???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, have fun!