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Post #1 (isolation #1) » Sat May 07, 2011 10:44 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
GAME RULES
NOTE: These rules will be written as though the player has never seen the game played. I will attempt to mimic the American game show's rules as closely as I can (minus the Audience Match portion). I reserve the right to alter the rules should the need arise, but rest assured everything I change or add will be documented and the fundamental mechanics of the game won't change.
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Post #12 (isolation #2) » Sun May 08, 2011 8:02 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
Yeah, that should be fine.
JDGA wrote:/in as panelist, because we're going to need a LOT more of them.
As long as we have eight active, then we're good. I mean, we can play with the same people in multiple games, I was just saying that if anyone else gets on either queue, they have priority over anyone else currently playing for the next game.
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Post #13 (isolation #3) » Sun May 08, 2011 8:27 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
"From the same people that brought you Mafia Family Feud comes Match Game: MS! Can you match your fellow scummers?"
"We've already got all the people together and ready to play, so let's get this game started right away. jmj3000 is our first contestant in the circle spot, and Drench will be our second contestant in the triangle spot! Our panel is all filled up with your favorite scummers from across the website. So, jmj and Drench, are you ready to match your fellow scummers?"
"Per the rules, we'll do a coin flip to start the game. As a reminder, the circle contestant is considered number one, and the triangle contestant is considered number two."
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Post #14 (isolation #4) » Sun May 08, 2011 8:31 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
Contestant
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Kcdaspot (1)
JDGA (2)
Empking (3)
jmj3000
Contestant
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PersonalIdiot04 (4)
mastermind (5)
animorpherv1 (6)
Drench
"Great! jmj will get to be the first player! Everyone plays (except Drench, of course). Remember that the object is to get as many matches as possible. Here's your question."
At Frank’s Diner, the soup has so much hair in it that before Frank serves it, he _______ it.
"Panelists, PM me what you'd fill in the blank with. After I get everyone's answer, jmj may answer in the thread. Until then, jmj, just think it over. We'll see everyone in a short while."
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Post #22 (isolation #8) » Tue May 10, 2011 10:03 am
Postby RedCoyote »
"Alright, jmj. Our panelists are all locked in. I'm not going to wait around, so feel free to banter back and forth with the panel (after you lock in your answer). Once I come back and see your answer, I'll post all of your matches (if any) and then we'll move on to Drench."
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Post #44 (isolation #16) » Wed May 11, 2011 10:41 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
Y'all don't have to spoiler tag it if you don't want to. I just do that in case, for whatever reason, someone didn't want to see it when scrolling through the game.
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Post #54 (isolation #20) » Fri May 13, 2011 6:53 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
"Once more, here's the question we have: Pam said, "I knew Old Man Periwinkle made that snowman because it was the first snowman I saw with _________!""
"Hmmm...
ears
."
*booooooo*
"Okay, audience. Calm down. Someone may have said ears, but this is a tough one."
Kcdaspot...
"Get off my Lawn" Sign
JDGA...
flowers
Empking...
bottle of gin
PersonalIdiot...
glasses
mastermind...
cigar
animorph...
top hat
Contestant
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Kcdaspot (1)
JDGA (2)
Empking (3)
jmj3000
Contestant
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PersonalIdiot04 (4)
mastermind (5)
animorpherv1 (6)
Drench
"Oh, my. Three rounds, no matches at all. This may be tougher than it looks on TV. Hopefully Drench can get a match on the next question."
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Post #75 (isolation #25) » Tue May 17, 2011 12:16 am
Postby RedCoyote »
*Awwwww*
"Two good answers, gentlemen. I'm sorry we could get you any cash this time, Drench, but we'll have you back anytime. Let's get a new set of contestants and a fresh panel lined up for the next game right away!"
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Post #76 (isolation #26) » Tue May 17, 2011 12:22 am
Postby RedCoyote »
"Let's welcome to the contestant chairs Framm 18 and SleepyKrew! They'll be attempting to match a fresh set of scummers on our panel for some cash and a chance to get themselves ranked! Good luck guys.
Let's start with a coin flip. Remember that the circle contestant, Framm, is one, and the triangle contestant, Sleepy, is two."
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Post #77 (isolation #27) » Tue May 17, 2011 12:34 am
Postby RedCoyote »
Contestant
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jmj3000 (1)
cjdrum (2)
quadz08 (3)
Framm 18
Contestant
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Nobody Special (4)
Mist7676 (5)
CSL (6)
SleepyKrew
"Okay, so Framm is up first. Framm, here's the question you want to think about how to get the most matches with. Don't answer just yet, wait until all the panelists have PM'd me first. Here it is."
The people in Fat Town are so fat that the "Walk" & "Don't Walk" signs at intersections don't say "Walk" & "Don't Walk". Instead they say ___________.
"Panelists, PM me your answers. After this, Framm will give his answer."
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Post #85 (isolation #29) » Tue May 17, 2011 9:46 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
"Okay, Framm. Everyone is in and we're ready for your answer. The people in Fat Town are so fat that the "Walk" & "Don't Walk" signs at intersections don't say "Walk" & "Don't Walk". Instead they say ___________."
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Post #88 (isolation #30) » Wed May 18, 2011 8:28 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
"You're first question, Framm. The people in Fat Town are so fat that the "Walk" & "Don't Walk" signs at intersections don't say "Walk" & "Don't Walk". Instead they say ___________."
"Let's go with
Roll and Don't Roll
"
*applause*
"The audience loves that answer, Framm. Did you get any matches though?"
jmj...
Roll & Don't Roll
cjdrum...
Roll & Don't Roll
quadz...
Roll & Don't Roll
Nobody Special...
Roll & Don't Roll
Mist...
Roll & Don't Roll
CSL...
Roll & Don't Roll
Contestant
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jmj3000 (1)
cjdrum (2)
quadz08 (3)
Framm 18
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Contestant
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Nobody Special (4)
Mist7676 (5)
CSL (6)
SleepyKrew
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"Wow! From a game with just one match on the very last question, to a game that starts with six matches! Very impressive. SleepyKrew, you'll get to play twice in a row. If you can get all six players in your two questions (or just the first one like Framm just did), then the matches will be swiped and we'll play a tiebreaker. If not, Framm will go to the head-to-head round to play for some green."
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Post #92 (isolation #32) » Wed May 18, 2011 8:49 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
quadz08 wrote:
RedCoyote wrote:
"Wow! From a game with just one match on the very last question, to a game that starts with six matches! Very impressive. quadz, you'll get to play twice in a row. If you can get all six players in your two questions (or just the first one like Framm just did), then the matches will be swiped and we'll play a tiebreaker. If not, Framm will go to the head-to-head round to play for some green."
Wait, what? I'm pretty sure you don't actually mean quadz here. Correct?
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Post #103 (isolation #35) » Thu May 19, 2011 12:14 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
"Sleepy's ready to go with the following question... Tiny Tom Thumb is so tiny that when he goes camping, he doesn't sleep in a bed roll, he sleeps in a(n) __________ roll."
"Why am I writing all this?
toilet paper roll
"
*applause*
"Nice answer, nice answer. Any matches for Sleepy?"
jmj...
Sushi
cjdrum...
Bread
quadz...
Sushi
Nobody Special...
Egg
Mist...
Bread
CSL...
Tin
Contestant
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jmj3000 (1)
cjdrum (2)
quadz08 (3)
Framm 18
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Contestant
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Nobody Special (4)
Mist7676 (5)
CSL (6)
SleepyKrew
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"No matches for Sleepy. What a shame. C'mon panel, give the poor guy a break!"
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Post #114 (isolation #39) » Sun May 22, 2011 10:49 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
"Alright, Sleepy. Let's do this. In dancing the hula, every movement tells a story. When Janet hulas, the best part of the story is told by her _________."
"Her
hips
."
*applause*
"Doesn't that seem like the most obvious choice? It's all in the hips! Hopefully the panel agrees with you!"
jmj...
Hips
cjdrum...
Arms
quadz...
Hips
Nobody Special...
Ass
Mist...
Face
CSL...
Face
Contestant
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jmj3000 (1)
cjdrum (2)
quadz08 (3)
Framm 18
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Contestant
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Nobody Special (4)
Mist7676 (5)
CSL (6)
SleepyKrew
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"Only two matches? Oh, no. Sleepy, you know what that means. You're out, my friend. Thanks for playing, and we hope to see you again soon."
"Framm, now you've got a shot at the head-to-head round. Look over the rules in the second post and tell me what you want to do."
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Post #118 (isolation #40) » Mon May 23, 2011 9:54 am
Postby RedCoyote »
"Great! It looks like you a Nobody Special get to try and sync up, Framm. Good luck, gentlemen. Nobody Special, PM me what you think Framm would say about the following..."
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Post #124 (isolation #42) » Tue May 24, 2011 7:40 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
"Alright, Nobody Special. Time for the big reveal!"
Nobody Special ...
Street Sign
*Awwwwwww*
"So sad! I wanted to see our first winner, but this one had a bunch of different possibilities. Maybe next time we'll get it together. Thanks for playing with us, guys. We're going to start with a fresh set of players in just a few minutes though."
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Post #125 (isolation #43) » Tue May 24, 2011 7:52 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
"Welcome back! Today's game is going to be the always curious Kcdaspot versus our new friend cjdrum. They're going to be trying to match up with a fresh group of scummers in an attempt to match them in a series of fill-in-the-blank questions. We've got a great lineup today, so let's get started. We'll roll to see who goes first..."
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Post #136 (isolation #45) » Wed May 25, 2011 10:42 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
Tragedy wrote:I thought it was Street Fighters! D:<
That's the beauty of the game... you have to match the person!
The contestants should talk to the panel more. Not about the question, obviously, but about themselves. Or, heck, maybe I should interview them a little bit... hmmmm...
"So, cjdrum, while we wait, why don't you tell us a little about your hobbies?"
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Post #146 (isolation #49) » Fri May 27, 2011 12:11 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
"Kcda, now it's your turn! Here's a juicy one for you."
Nancy the Newlywed said, "On our wedding night, my husband gave me a real surprise. When I went to bed, I discovered his __________ underneath the covers."
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Post #148 (isolation #50) » Fri May 27, 2011 12:16 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
Hints for matching:
Read the entire question carefully for key clues about the context.
Think about the question in different ways.
Put yourself in the shoes of the character(s) in the question.
Put yourself in the shoes of the contestant you're trying to match with.
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Post #171 (isolation #54) » Mon May 30, 2011 7:14 pm
Postby RedCoyote »
"Kcda, what's your response? Nancy the Newlywed said, "On our wedding night, my husband gave me a real surprise. When I went to bed, I discovered his __________ underneath the covers."
"You wouldn't expect to find a
tattoo
would you?"
*applause*
"You know, I never thought of that. That's a solid answer. Let's see what the panel came up with."
SC...
Ex-girlfriend
JDGA...
Disembodied Head
PI...
underwear
Empking...
Pussy
Sleepy...
corpse
Zaz...
letter for a role-play adventure
Contestant
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StrangerCoug (1)
JDGA (2)
PersonalIdiot04 (3)
Kcdaspot
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▲
Contestant
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Empking (4)
SleepyKrew (5)
ZazieR (6)
cjdrum
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"Wow, a lot of... uh... interesting... answers there. Some good ones. Some of them may need to check in with our resident psychiatrist on their way out. Though there were no matches for you, Kcda. I'm sorry! This gives cj a chance to fill the panel."