Mafia 137 - Neruzian Era Mafia SERIAL KILLER WIN!

[Bowser]

/confirm

[Bowser]

mastin making lists this early bugs me a bit.

But I have a gut read on over half of his townreads as town.

[Bowser]

Then VOTE: Tomie

[Bowser]

Like Tomie I did not like Bowser's post:
Bowser was wishy-washy on the subject of Mastin's reads.

UNVOTE: VOTE: Bowser

@mastin: Do you mean that your early list was a type of reaction fishing?

@Tomie: Why does Mastin being town have anything to do with zMuffin and Bowser's alignment?

somerandomguy ( 2 ) - PranaDevil, warriormode
zMuffinMan ( 2 ) - somerandomguy,

edmund.angles

Hirarky ( 2 ) - paupam's rat, GreyICE

There's one scum here, too.

Let me reiterate my hint.

edmund just confirmed himself as scum. How nice.

[Bowser]

To let you know, to me, meta is DEAD. Any votes on anyone solely based on meta

is a bad vote

.

edmund is proven more scummy by voting a SHIT wagon for a SHIT reason.

[Bowser]

V/LA Saturday to....whenever I get internet back

[Bowser]

Nice try, edmundscum. Not working.

[Bowser]

Attention Mod: I am going to lose internet tomorrow. I will *TRY* to find another access point, but I doubt it. I am announcing V/LA from right now until an unknown date. If you don't hear from me in three days, replace me immediately.

[Bowser]

Can someone tell me why hiplop is scum? I don't see it.

[Bowser]

No reasoning = scum

Unvote; Vote: hiplop

mastin's list can go die. In a pot. Of molten lava.

[Bowser]

Prod-dodge.

Will read when I'm not so tired.

[Bowser]

That's ok, Tomie. Hope it all works out.

[Bowser]

Upon rereading, hiplop is null.

Unvote

Hiraki and Empking are nice choices for scum. See how they interact with each other.

[Bowser]

Nope. hiplop did the fucking "Sheep as Scum" thing.

Vote: hiplop

[Bowser]

Unvote

RE: zMuffinMan: You have not been on this site long enough to see how I play. mastin has. Therein lies the difference.

An edmund lynch is not going through today, which SICKENS me. So we settle for second best.

Vote: Tomie

chkflip, your post is a wall. I refuse to read it. Give me a tl;dr on it. Also, see RE: zMuffinMan

[Bowser]

527 earns scum points. I don't read walls. Period.

top 5 scumread pending if

mod gives us an extension (PLEASE?)

and sleep, followed by breakfast, and potential babysitting (waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hot and unbearable next door).

[Bowser]

Yes it has. I'm voting Tomie. Slight scumread plus I like to help out the mod a little.

[Bowser]

527 earns scum points. I don't read walls. Period.

So I earn scum points because you want to pout about a couple paragraphs? That's retarded. But here you go:

Don't use the word retarded around me. It WILL get your ass kicked.

Normally, for a case, I'd break down the person-in-question's ISO post by post and tell you all why it's a crock of hogwash from someone with a scum role PM.

Nope.

This time? I feel like just giving you the meat without all the fat and bones.

I already ate the fat

Bowser has proven himself scummy by first saying that he doesn't have a good feeling about mastin's reads; in the same post, however, he leaves himself an opening by way of saying that he too has a gut town read on half of mastin's list (which of course he doesn't specify).

Classic metown

In the following post, from what looks like mastin's reads and those alone, he votes Tomie with a simple post of "Then [votecode]Tomie[/votecode]" and that's that.

I don't do this as scum

This, mind you, is only two hours after he previous wishy-washy feelings toward the lists to begin with.

Two hours is a long time

Now sure, we could all see that as a pressure vote to see what Tomie does, but to me it reads more like Bowser trying to buddy up and keep mastin's town-read on that slot by way of going for mastin's biggest scum read.

This is chkflipscum pushing a mislynch

He fluffs through two more posts; in the first by quoting edmund's vote against him alongside a previous vote count and gives a single line of how edmund miraculously had just "proven himself as scum."

Because he is. Reasons tomorrow

Then, in the very next post, he fluffs with his opinion on how a purely meta case is bad voting and how it's dead.

BECAUSE IT IS. Do you have a problem with it?

The only other thing he mentions in the post is his reasoning for how edmund confirmed his scumminess, stating that the Bowserwagon is SHIT and that the reason for edmund's vote is, thus, equally shitty.

It's edmundscum pushing a mislynch

Doesn't go into how or why it's SHIT... he just posts that in and of itself. Classic AtE Bowscum.

AtE is a nulltell

Goes on V/LA (no, I'm not saying that's scummy) and, upon returning, the only thing he's got to say is "nice try" to edmund? THAT'S IT? Focusing on himself instead of, y'know, SCUMHUNTING!? And I'm supposed to think that this slot's not scum? Yeah... no.

I thought I was going to be without access. That was a precautionary one. I found access not 5 minute after I woke up the afternoon after.

My favorite part of all is how he asks in post 358 'hey guiez, how is hiplop scum' as if he doesn't see it at all... and then, not thirty posts later, he magically sees hiplop is scum because "no reasoning = scum"? THAT'S IT?

He didn't provide good reasons.

The "why is hiplop scum" is obviously facetious and forced if he flip-flops from that to 'OH YEAH I SEE IT WITH THIS NO-REASON-HAVING VOTE RIGHT HERE.' Yeah. Fucking. Right.

Classic metown

Fluffs to Tomie, not a big deal but definitely a point to his scumminess as there are several other things he decides to overlook and not comment on. "Upon rereading, hiplop is null" and unvotes. What a load of pure BS that post is... but jumps right back on the hiplop wagon when hiplop does the "Sheep as Scum" thing?

Didn't you even fucking read that post? I said I would provide a reason tomorrow. Scummy

If hiplop truly was a null read, the flip-flop voting on and off and back on wouldn't have happened.

Again, classic metown

Responses in bold and whatnot.

Basically, this is chkflip fabricating a case full of twisting my words and being absolutely oblivious to how I play. Scum caught.

Unvote; Vote: chkflip

[Bowser]

ERROR. WRONG QUOTE, CHKFLIP. POST 530 HAS YOUR BREAD.

If half of you won't even fucking listen to mastintown, then town is not going to win this shit. USE YOUR HEADS FOR ONCE.

[Bowser]

I bet if people ask you if there are any reasons, you'll either:

A) Provide them and they will shoot it down.
B) Be unable to provide reasons, and people will, upon my townflip, be calling you out for buddying.

[Bowser]

And chkflip mentions Toon Fighter out of nowhere.

[Bowser]

pappum's rat capslockraged because he's getting voted. lolscum!

Unvote; Vote: pappums

[Bowser]

Hiraki, get on pappum's wagon. I'm not getting lynched today.

[Bowser]

This day is going to end in a No Lynch, isn't it? -sigh-

@ EVERYONE: Get your heads out of your asses and vote Pappums. This is not up for debate.

GI, if you help pappums get lynched, I'll help with Toon Fighter.

[Bowser]

Bullshit.

[Bowser]

This game is long dead.

Sorry, Neruz, but

Request Replacement

I don't wish to stay in a game where there are flaking people, and nothing is being done about it.

[Bowser]

-1

After some careful deliberation, I'm

Cancelling Request

[Bowser]

If I am to get off my lazy ass and do something, then

can Neruz-mod suspend deadline until 3/4 of replacement slots are filled?

[Bowser]

Attention Mod: I am now on Limited Access until the 30th of July. After that, I will have absolutely NO access until August 2nd or 3rd.

[Bowser]

This day just needs to fucking end.

Pappums, you are next.

unvote; Vote: hiplop

I'd rather hang someone than mull over this long for fucking nothing.

[Bowser]

3 days is normally enough time to talk, but this day has gone on for almost a month and a half. It's time to end this.

Unvote; Vote: Toon Fighter

This is L-1.

TF, if you haven't claimed yet, do so now. Otherwise, goodbye.