Mini 1198 - Marketplace Mafia - Game Over

[GreyICE]

I think the smiley indicates it's a joke

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I think the smiley indicates it's a joke

Oh.

WELL YOU KNOW ME GREY. JOKES HAVE NO PLACE IN MAFIA.

RIIIIIIIIGHHHHHTTTTT~? ^-^

LAMBDADELTA IS ALWAYS SERIOUS~

[GreyICE]

I know that's why I can never make you laugh no matter how hard I try :`(

[HellloooNewman]

.....

Not joking. I bid a shit ton on cop, and as of my last PM, I own it.

GI, why are YOU lying?

[GreyICE]

'cause Ethos was winning it and I didn't feel like outing which one of us was bidding on it

[GreyICE]

Also

Vote: HelloNewman

That basically boils down to 'don't lynch me I have the cop ability' when you KNOW the neighborhood was pushing for it.

[Voidedmafia]

Yeap, definitely not a good move, Newman. Or did you really think you could cross us and not be found out?

I'm ready to hammer, peeps.

[HellloooNewman]

I'm tired of playing by everyone elses rules. I'm trying my best to fulfill my wincon, and win the game for the town. I'm done with having to practically beg you fuckers not to lynch me.

I AM NOT SCUM

Get that through your thick skulls.

TBH, I am so frustrated by the lot of you, that I am tempted to self hammer as a final love note to you genius'. Take Cop and the OTHER ability I am winning to the depths with me.

[Ethos]

No one hammers until we get an updated auction count. Catching up with everything that has occured and I still want Mal lynched over Newman but first I want some questions answered. Newman:

1) What is the other ability that you are winning?
2) How much did you bid for cop?
3) Are you stating that you don't trust GreyICE or myself to hold cop?
4) Who is your strongest scum-read and why?

[Seacore]

Seriously? You are a terrible player HN, assuming you are town. This is a team game, not a solo game. If you were an unlimited Town Vig, then I could accept a solo mentality, but you cannot win this game by yourself.
You have lied frequently.
You have ignored the plans

You have potentially lost this game for us.

[GreyICE]

Unlimited bulletproof miller vigilante maybe.

[hiphop]

unvote

While I read.

[hiphop]

I AM NOT SCUM

IMO Hn would more likely be the SK, then scum.

[hiphop]

Also the other ability he is winning is Peace Treaty. Though having cop and Peace Treaty is a very poor combination. Did you read what Peace Treaty does? It protects everyone but yourself. So in theory the guy that has cop, plans on dying. Nice.

Seriously? You are a terrible player HN, assuming you are town. This is a team game, not a solo game. If you were an unlimited Town Vig, then I could accept a solo mentality, but you cannot win this game by yourself.

Hn please read this, and then again if it doesn't make sense. You said yourself that you thought I was town, so trust me.

Who is the highest bidder on Cop?

This is probably the stupidest question I have ever heard of. And the fact that Hn answered is just as poor thinking. Why would anyone admit, or even ask who has cop, when we know for a fact town does not, and I repeat, does not have NK?

[hiphop]

Because I like to post.

We are not lynching Hn today. He can keep Peace Treaty and use it tonight if he wants, and Mal you had better not even think about protecting him.

[hiphop]

Got it

Mal Protect Hn, Hn please use Peace Treaty. Nobody dies tonight, whoever wins cop, get a free pass at scum.

[GreyICE]

No peace treaty prevents all NK preventions from working.

[hiphop]

Peace Treaty (Targeted): This ability cannot be roleblocked. You are treated as targeting every other player. You will perform a roleblock on all Night-kill activations that target anyone *except for you*. However, any Night-kill that targets *you* will work regardless of any other abilities (that is, you cannot be protected and Night-kills on you cannot be roleblocked).

Your right he can't be protected if he uses it. He would die no matter what mal does.

[hiphop]

And they can't be RoleBlocked either. Well, that stinks.

[Ethos]

Let Newman win Peace treaty, he activates it tonight therefore he's the only player able to die (Which is fine) and we lynch Mal today, cop checks LLD or Void tonight and we work from there tomorrow.

[hiphop]

Mal has doctor...If Hn decides that he doesn't want town to win, as evident by 957, he could in theory not use Peace Treaty, thus throwing town out to the wolves. I will not commit to a mal lynch, unless Hn says he will play in the best interest of the town.

[hiphop]

Hn-Seacore is town. If we can guarantee his survival, we can have a sure bet of winning nk tomorrow, with the fact that everyone will be transferring their money to him. Also, with the fact that scum also have an extra $200 because of Fdr, please make sure that you win this auction for the town. (hint-a max bid over $200)


I really, really hope the guy that won double voter, is dead.

[hiphop]

Mal- What plans do you have for the money that you received yesterday night(wage), and the Fdr that you just received?

[Magua]

Breaking News

I excused myself from the deliberations on the pretense of having to hit the bathroom, but really I just needed to get out and browse some porn where no one could watch.

What? [expletive deleted] you. I've been under a lot of stress lately.

Anyways.

Somehow, while browsing, I managed to follow some dodgy links...and ended up on a legitimate news site, of all places, where I saw yet another headline about the robber. I couldn't help myself, and read the story.

Apparently, there was no Darth Vader costume today. An artist's rendition of the robber was included, drawn from eyewitness testimony.

Spoiler: Artist's Rendition of the Robber

By the time I was done reading that, it was time to rejoin the meeting.

It's cool. I washed my [expletive deleted] hands.

Event:

$520 was taken from

the Marketplace

.

[hiphop]

sigh