Ready, Aim, Fire! Send targets to Rosso!

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/in

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*not really. they actually hit a passing plane which then crash-landed into a small nuclear missal facility which then exploded and sent missals to the most populous cities in the world which then exploded and killed 99% of the people living in those places.

Blackberry, that's 99% of the people living in those places, which doesn't account for the least populated cities. And also we've got 1% of every cities population of radioactive mutants to deal with. Which I must say we are well equiped for, if we've got the arms to shoot planes out of the sky.

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Yay! *dance*

Ok. I will mod. Who's in?

The list!

bold means choice recieved

Cub
Tidus
Night
Three
Akonas
PBug
Poker
Uber
Zu
Kirby
MOS
Fiasco

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In so far:

See above.

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I don't plan on keeping people who don't submit a shot.

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OK! Ready...set...go! Send in first round choices by Saturday at 6PM PST!

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After a rough day, all

Kirby

wants to do is get stoned while watching football.

Ubertimmy

and

Zu_Faul

feel like joining him. They pass out shortly after 8 pm and sleep well.

MOS

has a jar of pickles ready and aimed. He fires at himself. The pickles miraculously bounce off his skin and decapitate both

Cubsfan

and

Tidus

, both of which had weapons drawn at MOS. (One was a Pillsbury Dough Boy Launcher and the other was a burrito maker. I just thought I'd through that out there).

Three Word Name

shoots a priceless artifact of signifigant historic value with a

gun that shoots guns that shoot rockets that explode into smaller rockets that

explode into grenades that explode into smaller grenades that explode, whatever the hell that did.

Pbug

aims right for the heart with a litter of zombie kittens on crack.

Akonas

shoots projectile vomitting towards PBug, but is struck down with an ugly stick thanks to

Nightfall

, so the corrosive puke destroys the kitties.

Poker

, with massive ninja leetness, takes his rusty nailfile and aims it. He's on a pipe, waiting for his prey to arrive. "Steady...steady..." he says to himself. As he's about to throw it,

Fiasco

runs maniacally into the room, screaming "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" As he shoots himself, he has horrible aim and manages to kill all living things in the room except himself with bullets. RIP a cat, 20 cockroaches, a crow, an elephant, and of course, Poker.

Still Alive:
Night
Three
PBug
Uber
Zu
Kirby
MOS
Fiasco

RIP:
Cubsfan
Tidus
Akonas
Poker

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I'm waiting on PBuG but I won't wait much longer.

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Iammars has giving me a shot, so he is replacing PBuG. One second and I'll do the thingy.

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After a night's rest and a clear head,

Ubertimmy

wields his salad shooter as a weapon. He spies

Fiasco

, and starts shoving an onion into the device. Evenly cut onions are hurled at Fiasco, who proceeds to cry after he shot himself with a posion dart gun. The poison escapes through the eyes and is unaffective. Ubertimmy's salad shooter blows up because it was really a 2-in-1 onion cutter/timebomb.

Kirbyfreak

starts to play Brain Age on his Nintendo DS.

Zu_Faul

points his gun sky word, and the bullet lands onto the DS, destroying it. Kirbyfreak starts a charitable fund for damaged DSes. On the side he and Zu_Faul embezzel money and make a fortune selling DS insurance. Then the bank they stored it all in blew up and thier money wasn't insured, so they're back to where they started from.

Iammars

runs himself over with a riding cooler. Not the sharpest tool in the shed...

Three Word Name

shoots himself with milk. The E. Coli in his gut that normally peacefully digest the lactose mutate into giant, flesh eating bacteria.

Nightfall

takes the body of the deceased Akonas and chucks it at

Mastermind of Sin

. Mastermind of Sin proceeds to open another pickle jar and with strange telekinetic ability that just randomly appears and probably won't appear again, he manuvers the pickles to form a barrier to block the body from hitting him. He then changes the pickles into a man-eating pickle monster that chases Nightfall into a dark alley. Fortunately for Nightfall, it was a full moon tonight and he changed into a werewolf. "Hahahaha! Now you can't eat me because I'm werewolf, not a man anymore, you man eating pickle thing you!" As he laughs, a knight templar cuts him at the waist.

Still Alive:
Zu
Kirby
MOS
Fiasco

RIP:
Cubsfan
Tidus
Akonas
Poker
Night
Three
PBug/Iammars
Uber

Send in round three choices!

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Poke Zu Faul. *pokes*

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Round 3!

Fiasco

, on a suicidal rampage, continues his streak by shooting hismelf with the country of Libya, which has strong trade relations with Italy and has a province called Surt. Yeah...country report. Fiasco's dead though.

Kirbyfreak

awaits for the picklemeister on a balcony. He watches as the picklemiester opens a jar of pickles. With one swift wave of his hand,

Mastermind of Sin

sends all the pickles flying right at

Zu_Faul

. Zu_Faul had his back to the pickles, but sensed thier briny presence. "Wha! Hy-ya! Ha! Cha! Lalalala!" Zu_Faul uttered as he struck pickles down left and right. A karate chop there, a round house kick there, a judo throw there, and he even used one as a stick for that martial arts style that uses sticks to fight. One of the pickles flies right back at MOS. As MOS starts to suffocate, Kirby fires! He shoots his graphing calculator charge beam right into MOS. "My one weakness! Well, besides suffocating on my own pickles. How did you know?" MOS yells at Kirby as he begins to melt from the beam. Kirby is already gone.

Still Alive:
Zu
Kirby

RIP:
Cubsfan
Tidus
Akonas
Poker
Night
Three
PBug/Iammars
Uber
MOS
Fiasco

Send in round four choices ASAP.

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Whoops...

I had the results for a while now, my bad.

Kirbyfreak

couldn't believe how far he had made it into the game! He was so proud of hismelf, he ate a bag of chips.

Zu_Faul

was very upset, as he was eating Ruffles, and Zu_Faul really liked Lays. So when Zu_Faul shot Kirby, he was going to have to buy chips as opposed to stealing them from Kirby. Zu_Faul walked off in disgust, not noticing that Kirbyfreak had one million dollar bill in his pocket.

Game over! Zu_Faul is our winner! Congradulations!



/in for next