Ready, Aim, Fire! Send targets to Rosso!

[three word name]

suddenly everyone has a gun. someone shouts "lets have a shootout!"
fearing that you will be left out you comply

each round you have 3 options

1. shoot someone, kills them unless they shot themselves, then you die and they live

2. shoot yourself, kills your self unless you were shot at, in wich case you live and they die

3. shoot nothing, you die if someone shot at you

here's an example

Alex, Betty, and Carl are playing
A shoots C
B shoots B
C shoots A
everyone dies so the round starts over
A shoots A
B shoots A
C shoots A
A almost shoots at his head when B+C burst through the door and try to shoot him A is so surprised that when he fires it ends up hitting B+C
A realizes that life isnt about KILLING life is about living A goes on to become the world's oldest man when he dies suddenly when a meteor strikes his car while he was driving over a bridge.
A wins!!

there is also a basic point system (1 point for each round alive and 3 for winning)

current standings
1.three word name 9
1.zu_Faul 9
3.Save The Dragons 7
4.sarcasto 5
4.gernatim 5
4.rosso carne 5
7.Kirbyphreak 4
7.mastermind of sin 4
9.bird1111 3
9.ubertimmy 3
11.Kelly Chen 2
11.PBuG 2
11.Fiasco 2
11.lordy 2
17.Blackberry 1.5
18.!Chucklez! 1
18.Nightfall 1
18.GreenLiquid 1
18.Aconas 1
18.Iaisy 1
18.sailor jerry 1
18.help im a bug 1
18.CEM 1
18.spron 1
23.everyone else 0

ps. winner may mod

[three word name]

should we start now or wait for more people?

[three word name]

Chewbacca and Broomhead are both in

zu_Faul I will wait for a few days if that is okay

go: 2
wait: 1

[three word name]

signups will close tomorrow whenever i feel like it. feel free to send targets i guess beacuse there wont be that many more people.

[three word name]

signups close in 30 min

[three word name]

signups closed

[three word name]

it will be revealed in a dp

[three word name]

if people dont send targets by tomorrow then they will shoot nothing

can everyone agree with that?

[three word name]

looks

sorry, fixed

[three word name]

Kelly Chen

sets up an overly elaborate machine that is supposed to kill her, she sets into motion by sitting down. time passes. it is just about to go off when

Bacde

barges into the room with a shotgun but the machine offset from when he came in shoots him instead of

Kelly Chen

!Chucklez!

Shoots at

Chewbacca

with a Ted Turner’s dentures gun while

broomhead

uses a machine gun,

Chewbacca

just sits there and takes it. While celebrating his success

broomhead

gets shot by

Save The Dragons

ubertimmy

,

GreenLiquid

and

blackberry

decide that violence is not the answer so they fire a few rounds into the sky. a few seconds later a pigeon falls out of the sky and lands between them. a small fight* breaks out over who shot the bird but upon inspection they discovered that it had actually died of boredom

PBuG

tries to shoot himself with a harem of Six from Battlestar Galactica but

Cubsfan4ever

shoots at

PBuG

but the bullet hits the harem of Six from Battlestar Galactica which then kills

Cubsfan4ever

tidus of zanarkand

shoots at

mastermind of sin

with a poisoned dart but the dart gets reflected back to

tidus of zanarkand

with the jar of poisoned pickles that

mastermind of sin

was about to eat.

Poker

stabs self repeatedly with a dull dagger

Akonas

agrees with

Poker

and commits suicide

zu Faul

decides to make this a proper suicide pact by joining the self killing fun

*no injuries were sustained

[three word name]

living:

Kelly Chen

1

!Chucklez!

1

Save The Dragons

1

ubertimmy

1

GreenLiquid

1

PBuG

1

mastermind of sin

1
Blackberry .5 (did not send target)

dead:
everyone else 0

send round 2 targets!!!

target sent

[three word name]

i have decided that surviving without sending a target is worth .5 points

[three word name]

got all targets do up in a few

ps. chewbacca is already dead

[three word name]

Ubertimmy

shoots himself with a sniper rifle

Kelly Chen

does the same but with a shotgun but misses and hits

Mastermind of Sin

in the face he was holding a knife and had lunged at

Kelly Chen

!Ckucklez

! Points his cancer ray at himself and fires

PBuG

kills self with Kelly Chen’s mom
GreenLiquid decides to swallow a magnet. He is then hit by a meteor that has metal in it. Then by a truck that has knives in it

Save The Dragons

fires a few bullets harmlessly* upward, so does

Blackberry

*not really. they actually hit a passing plane which then crash-landed into a small nuclear missal facility which then exploded and sent missals to the most populous cities in the world which then exploded and killed 99% of the people living in those places.

[three word name]

living:
Kelly Chen 2
Save The Dragons 2
Blackberry 1.5 (did not send target 1st round)

dead:
!Chucklez! 1
ubertimmy 1
GreenLiquid 1
PBuG 1
mastermind of sin 1

send targets for round 3!

[three word name]

You know what would be a funny name to counter three word name?

"Four word name (DAMNIT)" muahahaha

And now back to the game.

I almost did something like that but decided against it

[three word name]

round three results (we have a winner)

Blackberry

commits suicide by listining to a James Blunt cd and then slitting his wrist with it.

Kelly Chen

shoots at

Save The Dragons

but her shot bounces off of

Save The Dragons'

gun (which was pointed the wrong way) makes it do a 180 then fire and hit

Kelly Chen's

gun which then flies up into the air. lands. does nothing. then a brick flies through the window* and hits

Kelly Chen's

head, killing her.

*the brick was thrown by some mutant who survived the nukes and had tracked down the cause of the plane crash and wanted to get revenge

Save The Dragons

wins!!


living:
Save The Dragons 3

dead:
Kelly Chen 2
Blackberry 1.5 (did not send target 1st round)
!Chucklez! 1
ubertimmy 1
GreenLiquid 1
PBuG 1
mastermind of sin 1
everyone else 0

[three word name]

Save The Dragons can now coose to mod or not

[three word name]

/in

and fixed the title

[three word name]

took off the signups from the first post

[three word name]

sent

[three word name]

[three word name]

(insert clever rebuttal here)

[three word name]

sent and working on a point update

[three word name]

points on 1st page are

current standings
1.Save The Dragons 6 (modding)
2.Kelly Chen 2
2.ubertimmy 2
2.PBuG 2
2.mastermind of sin 2
6.Blackberry 1.5 (did not send target 1st round)
7.!Chucklez! 1
7.Nightfall 1
7.GreenLiquid 1
7.three word name 1
7.zu_Faul 1
7.Kirbyphreak 1
7.Fiasco 1
14.everyone else 0

[three word name]

bumped

[three word name]

kill him

[three word name]

kill him

[three word name]

points updated

[three word name]

indeed

point update coming

[three word name]

in for next

zu: do you want to mod?

[three word name]

we already have 8 players so we should be full by friday but if we arent then a playerlist would be great

(almost edit: I see what Zu means he meant that signups close on fri)

[three word name]

woah forgot about this for a while

BUMP

[three word name]

that is up to Zu

[three word name]

boink

[three word name]

slackers

[three word name]

bonk

[three word name]

no you are dead

[three word name]

...

[three word name]

...

[three word name]

I am about ready to call this dead. anyone who has any objections speak up in the next 48 hours.

[three word name]

okay that makes 2 people who want this to live. anyone else?

[three word name]

signups closed!
1.

Poker

2.

Iaisy

3. MOS
4.

zu

5.

sarcasto

6.

bird1111

7. Akonas
8.

al_ko

9.

geraintm

[three word name]

good, people are coming in it looks like this won't die after all.

YAY!

[three word name]

signups closing sometime tomorrow

[three word name]

closed

send targets and stuff

[three word name]

bold = target recived

[three word name]

working with what I have right now

[three word name]

since noone else sent in targets I have to do some mod killing

[three word name]

MOS and akonas were modkilled because they slept in too late and everyone just wanted to start killing each other

Bird1111 fires at a passing jumbo jet and misses
sarcasto also shot at the jumbo jet but he missed as well
poker throws a raven at the jet but the raven just flies away. while poker is watching the raven fly Iaisy shoots him in the back of the head with a shotgun.

geraintm and Zu_faul close in on al_kohaulec as they both raise their guns at him he shoots at geraintm.
Zu_faul walks out of the room

alive:

Bird1111
sarcasto

Iaisy

Zu_faul

[three word name]

Yay! I killed one of my killers .

could have killed both if you tried to kill yourself

still looking for more shots

[three word name]

poking iasy

[three word name]

iasy has been modkilled!

you three gather round in sort of a triangle shaped circle


Zu tries to kill himself but when bird starts shooting at him he gets really annoyed and kills bird.
sarcasto just realising that the match has started fires at bird's dead body.

Zu and sarcasto are still alive
bird is dead

[three word name]

you were dead anyway

[three word name]

you should have shot yourself

you would be modding now if you did

[three word name]

poked zu

[three word name]

Zu has been modkilled for not sending in a target

sarcasto wins!!

[three word name]

in if sarcasto wants to mod

[three word name]

however long you want really

but I leave it open untill noone has singed up for a while

[three word name]

/waits for more people

[three word name]

interesting question....

I guess it is up to whoever mods at the time
so sarcasto?

[three word name]

hay sarcastro, I just notuced the second r in your name.

[three word name]

yah if you look back i spelled it as sarcasto not sarcast

r

o

sorry

[three word name]

some one please dont shoot at me

[three word name]

yay violence!

[three word name]

me want killing now!

modkill! modkill!

[three word name]

updating

dnag I lost the suicide contest

[three word name]

updating

[three word name]

*points at sig*

[three word name]

updating

[three word name]

/in

weeee!

[three word name]

hmm only six? come on people

[three word name]

you are welcome for the food and drinks


updating the scores...

[three word name]

i just realised that i didnt send a target!

[three word name]

what makes you so shure that those drinks were *hic* non-alcoholic?

[three word name]

dang I forgot to send a target before i left

[three word name]

oh and rosso do you want to mod?

[three word name]

/in then

[three word name]

um... bump?

[three word name]

any other takers?

[three word name]

any more?

[three word name]

bump

[three word name]

bump

[three word name]

this seems like a long 5 days but it is about right

[three word name]

modkill slackers

[three word name]

huh? bump!

[three word name]

bout time!

[three word name]

vote: rosso

<def. scum
first you lurk and now you lie!
and now you must die!

[three word name]

anyone here? or is this thread dead?