Favourite quotes from the forums

MeMe · Post Post #50 (ISO) » Wed Nov 05, 2003 3:57 pm

By going here: Improbable Role Mafia.

Someone · Post Post #51 (ISO) » Wed Nov 05, 2003 4:10 pm

Thanks Meme!

Macros · Post Post #52 (ISO) » Wed Nov 19, 2003 12:35 pm

could it be...SATAN? Uh...Nope. I think it's Quagmire.

classic meme
(note, this is not game relavent, i jut read it and laughed

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Thoth · Post Post #53 (ISO) » Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:24 pm

Wow, finished reading all of improbable role. That was a great game. You could use this in Mafiascum advertisements.

Macros · Post Post #54 (ISO) » Sun Nov 23, 2003 2:29 am

What does GL stand for?

by the quailster in how did you find scum, followed by someones link and explanation made it hilarious

Someone · Post Post #55 (ISO) » Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:28 am

I didn't really see what was so funny about it...but every one seemed to be laughing

Macros · Post Post #56 (ISO) » Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:46 am

Profile for Quailman

Date/Time of Last Post: 11-22-2003 12:10:42
Date Registered: 08-31-1999
Status: Minotaur
Total Posts: 11952

THats why everyone is laughing

Someone · Post Post #57 (ISO) » Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:51 am

hahahaha....and thats funny.

Totem · Post Post #58 (ISO) » Sun Nov 30, 2003 4:15 am

Rite wrote:

7/24. Tee hee, you wacky Europeans, with your twenty-four day weeks.

Fletcher · Post Post #59 (ISO) » Sun Nov 30, 2003 1:38 pm

ZONEACE in Resurecting the Scummies wrote:Jesus christ on a cracker? when did he become a condiment? if id know i could get my needed amount of JC while eating crackers i would hav ebeen all over crackers for a long time

Untrod Tripod · Post Post #60 (ISO) » Sun Nov 30, 2003 1:44 pm

I totally said "Jesus Christ on a cracker"....

God · Post Post #61 (ISO) » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:15 pm

Macros, the mod of Monty Python's Holy Grail mafia, in my death scene wrote:he is promtly strung up and a good long look at his corpse confirms he was no peasent, the string of garlic around his neck, the frogs legs. it all adds up, hes clearly a duck.....er i mean french.

I love it.

gslamm · Post Post #62 (ISO) » Thu Dec 04, 2003 10:13 am

MeMe wrote:Does anyone know if I'm ever gonna get some overnight action in C&C?

I promise to shave if anyone wants to come a knockin' on my door...

Though it borders on out of game conversation. That I have a hard time not posting most everything MeMe says in this thread....

Norinel · Post Post #63 (ISO) » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:51 am

mathcam wrote:Were there pirates in Feudal Japan? Well, there are now.

mathcam · Post Post #64 (ISO) » Fri Jan 16, 2004 4:29 am

A whole conversation in the thread "Riddle me this..." between a riddle-poser (shadyforce) and an all-too-eager guesser (blackhawk):

Shady: What has four legs, a tail, eats oats and hay and sees equally well from both ends?
BH: a toaster
Shady: err... no!
BH: im gonna say donkey
Shady: Nope.
BH: shady, i think it is a seahorse
Shady: Err, think about that for a sec. Does it eat oats and hay? In fact does it even have 4 legs? Probably the only thing that is right about that guess is that it might see equally well from both ends, but even that I'm not sure about.
BH: im gonna say a headless horse
SH: How's that going to eat anything?

The best part is that it's still going.

Cam

blackhawk · Post Post #65 (ISO) » Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:22 am

the last one was reasonable and it still has an esophagus to stuff food down too! so technically i was still right

mathcam · Post Post #66 (ISO) » Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:27 am

Ummm...ew? I'm pretty sure that doesn't "technically" fit the definition of "eating." I'm pretty sure you have to be

alive

to eat.

Cam

PolarBoy · Post Post #67 (ISO) » Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:31 pm

mathcam don't be silly. blackhawk is living testament that you don't need a head to be alive.

bloojay · Post Post #68 (ISO) » Fri Jan 16, 2004 12:36 pm

Cool! But how come he wasn't on TV like that headless chicken? He lasted for several months, I think that BH sohuld at least get a tabloid cover plastering his non-face.

blackhawk · Post Post #69 (ISO) » Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:18 pm

blackhawk the headless poster!!!!!

okay, okay i get the point but you know we could

imagine

a headless horse getting grass stuffed down its esophagus by farmer dan over there>

bloojay · Post Post #70 (ISO) » Sat Jan 17, 2004 12:04 pm

How much does Isaac want to lynch MeMe?
After she died in my mini:

What? Before I had a chance to vote for her? Bull!

even jokingly, that's hilarious to me. Of course, i'm on a caffiene high right now...

Medicated Lain · Post Post #71 (ISO) » Sun Jan 18, 2004 7:34 am

I think my fav is from mini #64...

Ashes wrote: I'm a serial killer. I kill people at night. Yeah. I don't think I'm allowed to quote anyone while RCing, so I won't...I've ticked off some of the people. Like Bloojay...and some other randoms, but I forget. [[shrugs]] I didn't keep track.

bigbenwd · Post Post #72 (ISO) » Sun Jan 18, 2004 8:56 am

there was a chicken that lived for 3 years woth no head, so technically, i guess a headless horse could be feaseable

blackhawk · Post Post #73 (ISO) » Sun Jan 18, 2004 4:14 pm

ZONEACE wrote:please spare us all you spamming postwhore

thought that was pretty fun, and you can probably guess who that was about

PolarBoy · Post Post #74 (ISO) » Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:29 am

Mr_Gnome_It_All wrote:were you lurking?

This was actually in chat. I just thought it was so funny.