Post Restriction Mafia MEGA - It's Over!

[Yosarian2]

I am not sure if I can rhyme
But I will have to, all the time
Things may be hard for me to say

random vote:stikey

anyway.

[Yosarian2]

Claiming townie is bad
I will not be had

vote:twomz

for it
if town, he just hurt it.

[Yosarian2]

Does someone want to translate that spanish please?
I find MM's claim unlikely, would mod so us squeeze?
Still I am going to leave my Twomz vote lie
I still say needlessly claimed townies need to die

[Yosarian2]

3 ducks actually less suspicious then 2 ducks
Unlikely 3 people fake being quacking nuts
Still possible that one of them is faking
But them telling truth, now more sense is making

[Yosarian2]

Erm... the 2 people with the same restriction. But, it's obvious some people's roles aren't going to be obvious, so a restriction of say, having to post like the restrictions of people voting you, might be impossible.

I'll jump into the courtroom drama...Um, does anyone else see this statement as a bit odd, or is it just me? It strikes me as leading the witness. I am keeping my eye on you, Twomz. You too, themanhimself. I'm waiting for his response to the allegations before I come to a solid conclusion. Stikey has a good point about revealing restrictions and potentially revealing information about our roles. I wonder, though, if a mass post restriction claim will help make fakers obvious, or at least help us catch it if there are those who aren't keeping to their restrictions. Anyone else like to weigh in on their opinion of the mass claim?

I do not quite see why
Mass restriction claim caught your eye
I do not see what profit
is likely to come of it.

I do want to know theman's restriction
Is possible the whole thing is fiction
So I think it's clear he needs to explain
To clarify, to be clear, or to claim

[Yosarian2]

I do want to know theman's restriction
Is possible the whole thing is fiction
So I think it's clear he needs to explain
To clarify, to be clear, or to claim

[Yosarian2]

TheMan, if we let you live, could you PM your parnter tonight?
Could you confirm your role, your claim, before the morning light?
Would you find out the alighnment of the lawyer your partner?
Would he find out yours, get info, make the town smarter?

[Yosarian2]

Why are masons voting stikey?
Something they see I don not see?
I still don't like Twomz's claim of townie.

Fos:him

outing mason is frownie.

[Yosarian2]

Don't think TSS contradicted himself
And I think I'll

vote:Twomz

myself
Want to hear more content from Vaughn now
And then, perhaps, I won't have a cow

[Yosarian2]

You claimed vanillia townie for no reason
Which hurts the town and is practically treason
You also voted Stikey for no reason
And you outed the masons out of season

[Yosarian2]

1) I decided to claim at the beginning of Day 1 from now on when i'm a vanilla townie (w/ just a few exceptions). If you find that scummy w/e, but it doesn't stop me from doing it. I can assure you that i'm telling the truth, although you'll just have to take my word for it, and realize that if I don't tell the truth i'll be imediately lynched in all other games that i'm doing it in (therefore, there is no reason for me to lie about it, in fact, there's a good reason for me to tell the truth.)

It hurts the town, though, don't you see?
If town, it must make scum filled with glee
It's bad now, bad then, bad all the time
I'll lynch you whenever, and I'll feel fine.

About my post restriction being fake
I will say this isn't my piece of cake
If scum I talk my way out of trouble
This crap makes that hard, my problems double

[Yosarian2]

... erm, exactly why scum would choose it. You can always fall back on "why would I chose a restriction this hard if I were scum.

WIFOM "that's good because it's bad" does not an attack make
Usually, for me, not being lynched is a piece of cake
Because I can smoothtalk I have only been lynched one time
I would not limit myself like this if the choice was mine

[Yosarian2]

@People who don't like my Day 1 claim: Hey, grow up. I'm going to do this in every game that i'm townie that isn't mountainous or where I'll get mod killed for claiming.

If you do it in every game
Then be lynched in every game
And it might be a shame
But you are still to blame

It's just a scummy thing to do
And so it makes me suspect you
It just makes you a better lynch
Townie claim not a reason to flinch.

[Yosarian2]

If my

restriction

were triggered, it wouldn't be detectable in the posts I've already made, and as I said once before, a ruthless analysis could detect it. It's more likely to stand out in shorter posts, simply because it's less buried there. My

role

is another matter, of course.

If there's a reason for you to not share I won't ask why
However, if not, I'm very tempted to pry
Is there a reason some people don't tell restriction?
Can't be much of a secret if it shows in your diction.

[Yosarian2]

Dripping Goofballs claim makes no sense at all
Vaughn had a restriction, or not at all?
First she says he lied, then she said he did

vote:Dripping Goofball

, we are not stupid

[Yosarian2]

TSS claimed he got something when he hammered, never said what
But I think I now know what you're saying, in my gut
Could be 3 kill groups, quite possible one is a vig
Because "crushed" didn't happen until day 3, which is big

[Yosarian2]

Don't think the mod's killing for forgetting post-restiction
It looks like Glork forgot a few quacks in his diction
He never got mod-killed, he told the truth and he was good
So I don't see any good reason why Twomz would

[Yosarian2]

You have a very good point
Ubertimmy seems out of joint

vote:ubertimmy

seems good
His restriction, share he should.

[Yosarian2]

I don't want you to waste one of your post
Just answer with a line in your next at most
But if your that limited, why only two lines?
Why not wait, re-read, and then post in time?

Again, no need for you to respond right now
But it was bothering me like you don't know how
If you're limited, make each post say a lot
Why waste a post saying you had read not?

[Yosarian2]

I have to talk in rhyme like a jerk
Why is it I'm the one who don't lurk?
I can't make a lurker list rhyme
But lurk and you must die in time

[Yosarian2]

He's probably checking to see
What lynchproof is cracked up to be
I am also curious to know
If someone chose me, thank you though

[Yosarian2]

There is not much flavor behind my restriction
I'm a poet, of course, as shown by my diction
But that's about it, not that much more to it
Just my restriction, detailed, not much flavor to it

[Yosarian2]

but does your role PM actually say that you are a poet?

It does say I'm a poet
Of which I do know it
But that's all the flavor that's there
Dosn't even say color of hair

[Yosarian2]

I don't do drugs
Or buy from thugs
And I don't know
Why PBUG asks so

[Yosarian2]

Actually, that makes a lot of sense

vote:bertrand

, lets lynch him...intense?
Huh, sense is a word nothing rymes with
This poet thing is hard...um...Biff.

[Yosarian2]

bertrand seems to not defend himself
If not, we should put him on the shelf
He has not tried to explain his vote
He should claim, or we throw him in the moat

[Yosarian2]

I dun like hammering unless everyone's okay with it, am I the only one who notices that bertrand's post restriction seems to keep changing? I don't see underlining, is it just my computer? I kept seeing posting-with-dashes-like-this but now he's PostingWithAllCapsAndNoSpaces. @ thedocs: Post restrictions with a limited number of posts is very common in games that have a post restriction.

I don't trust him
Willing to bust him
But for all that
He did explain that

Yeah

guys,

I'm

here

. Doing

this

is

incredibly

annoying

since

the

buttons

don't

always

work

for

me. So

I'll

keep

my

posts

short

and

simple.

Longer

post

later

I

guess.

Gotta

go.

And

Quacking

is

funny.

[I'mGonnaSeeIfPostingLikeThisAllAsOneWordIsLegal.ItMayBeLessAnnoying.]

And-there's-no-need-to-underline-every-other-word-when-there's-only-one-word,-right?-:D

Is-this-any-less-annoying-though?

[Yosarian2]

Not sure what good mass claim will do
My role very flavor limited is true
However, I guess it might give us information
Which I suppose might help the situation

[Yosarian2]

Will he be back?
The guy with the crack?
Is he in jail for good?
Is he town, or is he a hood?

[Yosarian2]

Everyone vote for someone

now

We MUST lynch fast, must lynch now

vote ubertimmy

just because
I don't see anyone better, no time to buzz

Anyway, i have already claimed, i'm a poet
As if everyone in the game didn't already know it
There are not any special powers that were given to me
Just this annoying post restriction, makes it hard to be

[Yosarian2]

So, you trust timmy's restriction and not riktus'?
Any specific reason for that, magnificance?
Anyway, i'll lynch anyone if that's what it takes
For a lynch to be put together before the deadline quakes.

Anyway, we need everyone else to post, now
There's so much I can't do anyhow
Damn hard for me to argue, to attack, or to list
Who I think is scummy, who's good, or why I'm pissed

I'm still waiting to hear back answers from PBUG
I asked him questions, things we need from his mug
Someone else needs to get this game moving, usually I do
But with this restriction, it's hard to drive this game through

[Yosarian2]

I'd like uber to go next
But he's not here, do my best
What claims do we now know?

Oberon

should be next to go

He's questionable in any case
Suggested a deadline, in our face
Seems like deadline's bad for the town
So he hurt us, might need to go down

Also, Mod, it would be very kind
If you could replace timmy before bind
ing us with a deadline we be stuck
With while short a player in the muck

[Yosarian2]

I believe both ubertimmy and pbug
Still wishes he would answer my questions, the lug
So

vote:Riktus

for now
Don't have a better idea, anyhow

But ubertimmy's claim matches pbug's
And I don't think TSS's gave's been dug
Looking at the night scene. I don't think he's dead
I don't think PBUG put a bullet in his head.

[Yosarian2]

First thing should always be first
Want to hear investigation before I burst
Then we lynch someone today
Perhaps tommorow, no-lynch'd be ok

[Yosarian2]

Voting for me just because I'm vanillia makes no sense
Don't see why you say der hammer is cleared beyone all recompense
And ubertimmy's claim does not seem ironclad
Especally as his claimed target last night makes me mad

Ubertimmy's restriction could be faked
And PBUG's role still not confirmed, seems half-baked
If thedocsalive's not dead, then where is he?
If not dead, then why not today do we see?

I'm not sure what's going on, and will soon snooze
But somethings not right, we've got something to lose
I really don't think it's likely primate is scum
Following the plan, lynching me then lynching may will cause town loss, is dumb.

Don't just look at claims
Examine everything, use your brains
"Lynch all vanillias" not good
No reason it's understood

Bah...BJ may be right, in sooth
Good guys should never tell the truth
If silly people like all of you
Want to lynch me for claiming true

[Yosarian2]

Last night I actually thought for a bit that I could be a motivator, due to the army sergeant thing.

If a motivater you are
(I know you're not sure by far)
But if you targeted the bad guy
Two people would have died, sigh

So if you targeted me
And a motivator are thee
Then dosn't that show I wasn't the one
Who kills people just for fun?

[Yosarian2]

Post 560 makes me happy with my vote.

You're clearly missing the point
Something is wrong, it's out of joint
Dosn't your gut tell you that lyncing me now
Won't win the town the game anyhow?

I don't know who the scum is now
But there are other possibilities left anyhow
Other then just me or primate
This rush to lynch me for no reason is just bait.

[Yosarian2]

Primate, could you explain in more detail
Why you think all those people are clean now
I understand Der Hammer, he claimed lynchprotector
And no way PBUG is scum, no way he and ubertimmy could be scum together

[Yosarian2]

Ubertimmy- Kind of the same thing really, sir. We could easily have no cop all game. He's the only other investigation role of any type that we've seen. As I said before, sir, his restriction is exactly the type of flavourful thing I would expect, it explains his lurking, plus it goes beautifully hand-in-hand with an abilty I have suspected him to have ever since I realised what his restriction was, sir.

Except PBUG claimed cop too
No reason to forget that, you
If you lynch me, and I am good
Who tommorow be lynched should?

[Yosarian2]

I don't think primate is scum
If he is, setting himself up for lynch his dumb

vote ubertimmy

is the way
I think he's the one we should lynch today

Ubertimmy made no sense
Why he'd target pbug twice in sequence
Still wish primate would answer my question
Or tommorow, he'll wish he'd have in pension

[Yosarian2]

Dosn't your gut tell you that lyncing me now
Won't win the town the game anyhow?

Actually, my gut tells me

Yosarian is scum, Yosarian is scum!

I think your gut needs a tuneup
As I suppose you will see soon enough
Well, I suppose I tried my best
But just can't defend myself while talking like this

[Yosarian2]

Bah. Anyway, go town
Even if you guys listened to this clown
I just don't believe you idiots believed
That I would talk like this without need.

[Yosarian2]

(sigh) Good game. Although I must say, the only thing more frustrating then being run up for no good reason is being run up for no good reason when I can't even effectivly defend myself because of my post restriction. Oh well.

[Yosarian2]

Heh. I was having fun trying to making poems and stuff, but honestly, I don't think I was able to help the town much with my restriction. I could hardly ever say what I really wanted to in any effective way.