“Great!” said the mayor with glee, “I love reading the news!” He began to open the paper.
With a smile on his face, his eyes darted from headline to headline, until his face fell to a distraught frown when he saw one headline.
“What!” he exclaimed, reading again. “Mafia attacks Turroville? Town Population Decimated? Casualties numerous? AGGHHH!! They’re coming for us next!”
“Oh, relax. They did get rid of the problem, right?”
“Yeah, but there’s a rumor there are more mafia out there, planning similar attacks. WE’RE NEXT!!!”
“Seriously! We aren’t next. Go to bed, and we’ll see.”
And so they went to bed.
= = =
The next morning, the advisor slipped on his slippers and grabbed his coffee.
“Ah, mornings!” he said, as he opened the front door. Sitting there awaiting him was a large wooden box.
“Oooh! A package!” the advisor giggled to himself. He opened it.
There were two contents: the mayor’s bloodied body, and a card. Ignoring the former, the advisor grabbed the card.
“A card! Yay!”
He read it.
“Hmm, let’s see... ‘Dear Advisor, Enjoy. From, the Mafia.’ Oh boy! A present! From the...the...the MAFIA??”
Then he saw the body and ran off screaming. After sufficiently alarming everyone, he pointed out the box to the town.
People fret all day. The advisor, at sundown, finally decided to take control of the situation.
“Don’t worry folks,” he began, “just go about your nightly business. I’ll brainstorm a way to end this threat.”
Relieved, the townspeople headed to their houses. What would happen next?
3. Der Hammer
10. Primate
13. Oberon
25. PBuG
2. Cogito Ergo Sum (The Killer Robot/Day Vig) Drawn & Quartered Night 1
5. VisMaior (Drunkard Doc/Doc) Struck by Lightning Night 1
12. themanhimself (Duo Killer #1/Duo Killer) Lynched Day 1
15. Fritzler (Buttoneer/Insane Inventor) Deep-Fried Night 2
22. Pink Princess (Verbose Person/Townie) Drawn & Quartered Night 2
20. DrippingGoofball (Kamakazi/Kamakazi) Self-Destructed Day 2
8. the silent speaker (Bludgeoning Bill/Goon) Blown up Day 2
23. Glork (Little Duck/Mason Follower) Deep-Fried Night 3
11. Machiavellian-Mafia (El Replaco/Replacer) Crushed Night 3
17. Twomz (ADD Guy/Townie) Lynched Day 3
7. Rosso Carne (Rehab Guy/Survivalist & Specialist Townie) Drawn & Quartered Night 4
4. MrBuddyLee (Little Duck/Mason Follower) Sautéed Night 4
24. bertrand (Evil Steve/Mafia Godfather) Lynched Day 4
19. stikey (Pyromaniac Paul/Goon) Drawn & Quartered Night 5
9. Tamuz (Drownin' Dave/Goon) Revenge'd Night 5
14. armlx (Vendetta Guy/Retalitory Vig) Drowned Night 5
16. thedocsalive (Unknown/Unknown) Disappeared Night 5
21. riktus (Typo Guy/Townie) Lynched Day 5
1. ChannelDelibird (Mama Duck/Mason Leader) Drawn & Quartered Night 6
6. Yosarian2 (The Poet/Townie) Lynched Day 6
18. ubertimmy (The Stalker/Tracker) Drawn & Quartered Night 7
(These are not the finishing stats. To see who won, head on to the Day 7 lynch scene! But of course that would ruin a perfectly good read, wouldn't it?)
None spare at the moment
Day One Begins - Page 1
Day One End - Page 6
Day Two Begins - Page 6
Day Two End - Page 15
Day Three Begins - Page 15
Day Three End - Page 18
Day Four Begins - Page 18
Day Four Ends - Page 20