Post Restriction Mafia MEGA - It's Over!

[DrippingGoofball]

Holy hot dog!

I am relieved Vaughn finally checked into rehab, you will now have the pleasure to play with a clean and sober player.

I totally disown all of Vaughn's actions, especially the vote for the Mason, which MUST have been the result of a very convincing hallucination, involving anything from yodeling yogurt to gorillas in tutus.

vote: DrippingGoofball

unvote

As a replacement, I am not particularly comfortable hammering Twomz, however scummy he may look. He's hilarious. I would miss him.

I hope you don't mind allowing me to ease gently into this end of the day.

[DrippingGoofball]

Whoa, Glork! Not so fast with your vote! Where did I say he faked a post restriction?

[DrippingGoofball]

Yes! Then he did fake a post restriction. He/We/I don't have any.

[DrippingGoofball]

MmmmM.... this is a bad turn of events... really... you don't want to visit this. There was a Vanilla Townie in Mini Post-Restriction, who didn't have a Restriction. This is the same, but different.

[DrippingGoofball]

That's IT? That's it, Twomz? You just vote for me because I have no restriction?

Remember what happened in Post-Restriction Mini when we lynched a Vanilla Townie who had no post restriction. Of course, I was scum in that game, so I was happy to lynch a Townie for ANY reason, but if it happened here, I would be sad. Especially since I am the non-post-restricted Townie.

SO: Lay off me, will you?

No more votes for DrippingGoofball.

Thank you.

[DrippingGoofball]

Twomz, you are really adorable in the rendition of your post restriction, BTW. You crack me up. Too bad I am not scum and you are.

[DrippingGoofball]

I just thought of something!

If I were scum, wouldn't I have hammered Twomz?

But I didn't. I wasn't sure, I have not directly interacted with him and I thought I should be wise and hold off.

Twomz, however, did not hesitate for one second to fuel a wagon initiated by MoS. Given his situation, it's a little reckless for Twomz to draw attention to himself in such a manner. I bet he's not scum.

As to the possibility of my being scumbuddies with Twomz, a cursory look at the games where I was scum should tell you that I do not hesitate to throw my partners under the bus if they slip up.

So think about this before you cast your votes.

[DrippingGoofball]

stickey, you can thank (or smurf if you prefer) Glork and Twomz for creating this WIFOM, not me.

I am but an innocent victim.

[DrippingGoofball]

My only restriction is a compulsion to vote for Masons. That's it. No other restriction.

I don't have to hammer them! That would be ridiculous. Only vote for them. At least once.

My role is "Contractor." Yeah I know, it doesn't make all that much sense, but I hire Masons by voting for them. After I vote for a Mason, I receive a permission from the Mod to speak freely.

I can write whatever I want in my posts.

I don't know what Vaughn was up to. Obviously, he successfully voted a Mason which unlocked his temporary restriction to write only 10 words per post and vote. That's why now I can say anything I want. I guess there was a delay between the Mason vote and the Mod permission, so there are a few inconsistencies that can be explained that way.

You will all weep tomorrow when I am revealed to be a Townie upon my death.

[DrippingGoofball]

Fools! Fools! You are making a huge mistake!

I tried to cover up my true role by inventing that Contractor business, it's not true. I was trying to make it easy for you, but clearly, you guys are too dense to pick up hints.

I am the Contractor, yes, that part is true, and I do have to vote for Masons. But I am also a rolefinder!

During Night 1, I rolebloked CES, on Night 2, I roleblocked Fritzler, and on Night 3, I rolebloked VisMaior.

It's a tragic coincidence that I only roleblocked dead guys, and they can't confirm me. But if you let me live tonight, I can prove myself.

Just give me one more night. I am innocent. I just don't have a post restriction. You can't lynch me for that.

[DrippingGoofball]

I am both a roleblocker and a rolefinder.

I can choose to roleblock, or rolefind. I got a bit mixed up here about there having been a third might, because I expected Twomz to be lynched, and I was

going to

roleblock VisMaior tonight.

Now let's stop talking about me and let's find scum.

I am going to be nightkilled now anyway, after having revealed myself as a power role. The scum will take care of me for sure.

Which is going to be funny, they're going to find out that I am un-nightkillable! Haha. I am going to laugh!

So - if the Town is dumb enough to lynch their un-nightkillable roleblocker/rolefinder, then the Town richly deserves to lose.

Case closed.

Can we try to find real scum now?

Oh, and I am going to need doc-protection tonight.

[DrippingGoofball]

Oh yeah, I DON'T need doc-protection, I am un-nightkillable. I got mixed up, that is all. My role is very bizarre and confusing, even to me. The post restriction that is lifted after voting a Masons, and rolefinder/roleblocker combined powers with un-nightkillability is a lot to handle.

Sorry, my bad. I hope you won't be dumb enough to hold that one little mistake against me.

I bet the scum wants me lynched because they have now learnt that they can't kill me at night. Right? Right.

Let's find some scum, please!

[DrippingGoofball]

HEY!!!

Have I been hammered????

Let's count...

Twomz... 1
M-Mafia... 2
Rosso Carne... 3
thedocsalive... 4
CDelibird... 5
Yosarian2... 6
Glork... 7
stikey... 8
riktus... 9
bertrand... 10

Phew! But I am only one away from being lynched!

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB quacks me up.
At least she's having fun with it before she dies.

Haha. Well. At least I didn't give away my scumbuddies!

[DrippingGoofball]

Oh, look at what I found!



Who's going to claim the honor?

[DrippingGoofball]

That Vaughn was a loser, man!

Good thing I stepped in to show you all how this game is played.

[DrippingGoofball]

Requesting

Mod Prod

on all the players that have yet to vote for me.

[DrippingGoofball]

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[DrippingGoofball]

[DrippingGoofball]

I win! Fools! I got you all.

[DrippingGoofball]

Nah...

Roleclaim:

Kamikaze.

Purpose:

getting myself lynched, but not vigged or night-killed.

Win condition:

getting myself lynched.

Fun bit:

whoever hammers me, explodes with me... which means...

TSS is dead meat.

You'll soon find out whether he was scum or town.

Without Glork's invaluable help, I doubt I could have gotten myself lynched in less than 24 hours - with a looming deadline - and Twomz, my "competitor" with 10/11 votes!

I really have a talent for this. This is an classic example that will be a must for all future mafia textbooks.

[DrippingGoofball]

Don't knock Vaughn! It's not as easy as it looks. It takes extraordinary cunning and talent.

Stikey, why on Earth would I lie now? Not only am I officially lynched, but I won!

I didn't realize TSS claimed a special power if he hammers. Haha! Now, that's funny. I'm looking forward to the obits to see whether TSS is scum or town.

[DrippingGoofball]

One such role that features a heavy pressure to "hammer" is commonly referred to as "scum."