READY......AIM.........FIRE YAW WINS!!!

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dunno if its been played here yet,
the rules (shamelessy stolen from FF on the gl):

The Objective:
To be the last man/woman standing.

The Rules:
Each turn you can take one of the following actions
-Shoot yourself
-Shoot someone else
-Shoot the sky

And the resultants:
-Shoot yourself . . . Die . . . Unless someone targeted you, in which case they die and you live
-Shoot someone else . . . They Die . . . Unless they shot themselves in which case you die
-Shoot the sky . . . Nothing . . . Unless someone shot you, in which case you die


players:
Yaw
the winner obviously.

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ok, i'll let all players who signed up in. im so nice etc.

Please submit first round choices by pm, titled RAF, by wednesday 10pm GMT

- if you do not submit a weapon, you will use a gun.

Playing:
Yaw
Uraj45
Zoneace
Nard054
Norinel
McSlasherton
BigBen
Demented blader
Gnome it all
ScaleBane
Mojo
Bluesin
Shadyforce
Ages
PBuG

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McSlasherton stands and looks around him, then falls over dead, for not submiting a choice.
Zoneace had had enough, everything he did went wrong, he jsut counldnt get anything right, in despair he drew a gun and shot himself - Zoneace targets self, dies.
Scalebane was fealing queasy, fearing he was going to suffer the same Fate as McSlasherton, sudden death for non submission, he headed to the doctors, seeking a cure. he went to see Doctor Yaw, who informed him there was one cure, and so he shot him. - Yaw targets Scalebane, scalebane dies.
Ben was sitting on a bench happily munching on his spam sandwitch, he spotted Uraj 45 walking toward him "damn" ben thought "he must want a bite of my spam sandwitch, well hes not getting it" in saying this Ben stuffed the whole thing in in one go. Uraj, seeing his dinner disapear drew a gun and popped a cap in his ass, bens that is. Obviously ben fell screaming to the ground, a bullet in the butt is painful after all. just then a tiny gnome came out with a longbow (how he manages to weild this bow remains a mystery) and ends Ben's suffering - Uraj 45 and Gnome it all (Longbow) target ben - Ben dies.
Norninel was bored, so bored she picked up a copy of Shakespeares "King John", her body was discovered soon after - Norinel target self with Shakespeares "king john" - dies
Ages ran through the scene madly squirting a water pistol into the air, you all carry on as birds falls to the ground around you - Ages targets air with Acid filled watergun - lives
PBuG was living in terror, two non submitters dead, surely his heart attack would come. Bluesin jumped out and squirted him, fearing the worst, PBuG really DID have a heart attack - Bluesin targets PBuG with a water pistol - PBuG dies
Demented Blader had seen enough, he was going to top himself before he had a heart attack for non submision, unfortunately Nard054 shot him first. Even more unfortunately, the wound didnt kill him. As he was stumbling away from the gun totting maniac, Shadyforce lept out and pulled the carpet out from underneath him, thats death on a stick that one. Shadyforce stands, revelling in his evilness, who would think the old carpet from under the feet trick was a killer eh? Shady dropped dead, upon close examination, Mojo's sniper rifle did the damage - Nard and Shady (carpet from under feet) target Demented Blader, Mojo targets Shadyforce with sniper rifle - Demented Blader, Shady die.

Dead -
McSlasherton
Zoneace
Scalebane
Bigben
Norninel
PBuG
Demented Blader
Shadyforce

Living

Yaw
Uraj45
Nard054
Gnome it all
Mojo
Bluesin
Ages

ROUND 2, deadline - saturday 6pm GMT

honourary mention - Norninel and shadyforce for getting into the creatiuve spirit with the killing methods

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oh shjit, forgot to post the results
two minutes

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Gnome it all was casually strolling down the street, when suddenly he rememebered he'd submitted no choice, fear gripped him, and he died of a heart attack. Gnome dies throguh non submission.
Ages, upon seeing Gnome it all's collapse, turned and ran.............onto the hunting spear leveled at him by Yaw. yaw targets Ages , ages dies
Mojo carefully ties of the string holding up the piano, anyone coming through that door woul ~bang!!!~ clearly string wasnt the right material to use - Mojo targets himself (with a paino) dies.
Uraj was practicing his self defense:
"Ni!!!",, hmmm, he thoguht, need to try it in front of a mirror, "Ni!" the mirror shatters in fear and stabbs uraj in several painful places (lets not get specific eh??) he dies of complications, one of the being a shard of glass through his forehead. - Uraj target self (with Ni!) and dies.
Bleusin settles down with a history book, soon realising it was a terribly boring one, she feels herself falling asleep, only to wake up dead, realising the boredom had put her into a death like trance, which, was so deathlike, it was actually death. Bluesin targets self (with boring history book) and dies.
Nard was out skiing, dodging trees, etc, showing off, he turned to try some backwards skiing, an skied into a tree. he died, having a brach through your chest will do that you know. - Nard targets self (by skiing into a tree) and dies.

YAW WINS!!!!!!!!!!!

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/in for next,