Let me say that I'm impressed with the speed of the entries.
Shadyforce was standing in the middle of a clearing. "I'm going to shoot myself", he said. There was no response. Then he said louder 'I'm going to shoot myslef!" For a while, there was silence. Then, Yoko Karuma approached in a tank. Shadyforce smiled and said, once again to Yoko 'I'm going to shoot myself" Yoko plowed onward "Yeah right." Just as Yoko was about to fire at Shady though, Bluesin came up behind him with a scary mask and yelled "Boo!" Yoko was so startled he jumped out of the tank. At that moment, Shady did something unexpected: he shot himself. Except the bullet grazed off of his shoulder and hit Yoko. Shadyforce targets self. Yoko Kurama targets Shadyforce(with big ass tank). Bluesin targets Yoko Kurama(with scary mask). Yoko Kurama dies.
Scalebane was standing alone rather bored. Rather than continue to do nothing, he decided to shoot himself. Scalebane targets self. Scalebane dies.[
the silent speaker was also rather bored. So, just for fun, he said "Well I wasn't expecting a Spanish Inquisition" Suddenly three men in odd costumes jumped out of the bushes. "Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!!!" They went about their buisness accosting random people with fluffy pillows and comfy chairs, but nobody really cared. the silent speaker targets sky with spanish inquisition
Macros was travelling down the road in a steamroller. "I'm gonna get that Yaw. And I'm gonna make sure he dies slowly and painfully." Meanwhile Yaw was scratching his head thinking about how he could kill himself with his sherman tank. Finally, he got inside, aimed straight up, and fired. . . well I guess not completely straight up because it happened to hit Macros's steamroler. As Mojo walked by the no longer living Macros, a sudden impulse struck him and he covered the body in toothpaste. Macros targets Yaw (with steamroller) Yaw targets self (with sherman tank) Mojo Targets Macros(with toothpaste) Macros dies.
Mr_Gnome_It_All was standing on a divingboard over a swimming pool full of very sharp double-edged razors. He jumped and. . .well. . .err . . .let's just say he died. Mr_Gnome_It_all targets self(with pool of razor blades). Mr_Gnome_It_All dies.
Flying Dutchman was walking peacefully when suddenly Nard jumped out from behind a tree with a stilleto in his hand. In an act of desperation, Flying Dutchman grabbed a nearby pregnant sheep and threw it into the air (poor sheep). Nard payed no attention and proceeded to finish his task. Nard054 targets Flying Dutchman (with stilleto). Flying Dutchman targets sky (with pregnant sheep). Flying Dutchman dies.
ZONEACE had a maniacal grin on his face. He took out a bazooka, aimed it at himself, and pulled the trigger. But at the last minute. . .well actually, nothing happened at the last minute. Don't know how Zoneace expected to survive that one. ZONEACE targets self (with bazooka). Zoneace dies.
Yoko Kurama
Scalebane
Macros
Flying Dutchman
Mr_Gnome_It_All
ZONEACE
Shadyforce
Bluesin
The Silent Speaker
Yaw
Mojo
Nard054
That's exactly half dead.
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