Space Monkey Mafia: GAME OVER!

[Zindaras]

Huh? I want to re-read and be able to actually post, not suddenly have bird hammered and find myself in Night.

[Zindaras]

Okay, that was a pretty quick re-read.

We started off with an odd bandwagon on MBL. I find bird's, CES's and inHim's votes to be oddest. Bird then tried to slip out of it without too much fuss, and inHim's just acting really odd.

Klebian's QFT post was a bit odd as well, and it gave him a notch up on the ol' scum-meter.

I've noted that in Post 80, Phoebus votes my predecessor, which I found rather odd.

In post 99, StD voted Glork for his behaviour, which I also find odd. While Glork's behaviour may have been silly or even just outright stupid, I've come to expect that of him.

Nightson has been behaving very oddly all game. I don't see where he's coming from. At all. I'll admit I haven't played with Nightson a lot, but this isn't how my memory says he usually plays.

While I found bird's behaviour to be quite scummy, I believe the 'wagon against him is probably scum-driven.

So I'll go ahead and

Vote: Nightson

, as I find the birdwagon to be reeking of gorillas.

[Twito]

Huh? I want to re-read and be able to actually post, not suddenly have bird hammered and find myself in Night.

Well you still have time. Make up your mind.
Imo lynch is better than no lynch. And bird seems to be scum on top of that.

[Zindaras]

Huh? I want to re-read and be able to actually post, not suddenly have bird hammered and find myself in Night.

Well you still have time. Make up your mind.
Imo lynch is better than no lynch. And bird seems to be scum on top of that.

*goes to reread the rules*

Ah.

Sorry, I didn't know that, in the event of no majority at deadline, we would get a no lynch. I'm not used to that rule. Well, as you say, any lynch is better than no lynch, and it doesn't look like we'll be getting rid of Nightson, so

Unvote, Vote: bird

.

[Mr Stoofer]

New Page Vote Count

bird1111: 8 (Twito, STD, CES, Fritzler, klebian, Phoebus, inHimshallibe, Zindaras)
MrBuddyLee: 3 (Glork, Pooky, Nightson)
Glork: 1 (MBL)
Phoebus: 1 (Bogre)
Nightson: 1 (petroleumjelly)

Nine to throw someone out of the airlock.

13 hours, 43 minutes until deadline.

[klebian]

mod, bird has been prodded, yes?

[Nightson]

mod, bird has been prodded, yes?

^what he said

[Fritzler]

come on, someone throw thehammer

[Nightson]

Bah, whatever, bird's not going to post in the 12 hours remaining.

unvote, vote: bird

[Mr Stoofer]

End of Day 1 Vote Count

bird1111: 9 (Twito, STD, CES, Fritzler, klebian, Phoebus, inHimshallibe, Zindaras, Nightson)

MrBuddyLee: 2 (Glork, Pooky)
Glork: 1 (MBL)
Phoebus: 1 (Bogre)
Nightson: 1 (petroleumjelly)

[Mr Stoofer]

STARDATE 3859.4729:

After much struggling, and several temporary power outages, bird1111 is bundled into the airlock. Just before the power finally shuts down for the day, Nightson slams his furry hand down on the

EJECT

button, and bird1111 is flung out into the cold vacuum of space.

It is not clear what actually kills the Gorilla: asphyxiation, the boiling of his blood, or the pressure imbalance which causes his whole body to explode after a few seconds. Whatever -- with the death of one of the Gorilla Space Assault Squad, the safety of the Galaxy is one step closer.

bird111 (

Gorilla

) - lynched day 1.

It is now Night 2. Please send choices ASAP. Day 2 will start once I have got all the replacements in place.

[Mr Stoofer]

Masterchief replaces Twomz. Thok replaces Bogre.

Now that I have replaced all the inactive players, I'd like choices by 9.30 am GMT Monday morning. Please PM me before then if that is going to be a problem.

[Mr Stoofer]

STARDATE 4859.4930:

After a short period of darkness, the lights come back on. And there is a new horror on the bridge, in addition to the piles of dead Space Monkeys. Near the Tech Winch is the outline of a dead ape. Apart from a few wisps of uniform, a couple of hairs, and set of dog-tags, it appears that

MrBuddyLee

has been completely vaporized. Close inspection of the remains reveals that his uniform was the characteristic dark blue of the Gorilla Space Assault Corps.

MrBuddyLee (

Gorilla

) - vaporized night 2.

With him dead, the Galaxy is a little safer. But it is not saved. There are still Gorillas on the bridge of the

SS Simian

!

It is now day 2. With 15 alive, it will take 8 of you to push someone out of the airlock.

[Zindaras]

Uhh...lol?

[MrBuddyLee]

Take your stinkin’ hands off me, you damn dirty apes!

[Fritzler]

Holy fuck, is that monkey waving at us? Oh, shit, It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? What if they're creating an army of them? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... *Roswell* style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Damn yous! Goddamn yous all to hell!

[dahen]

Sorry, didn't find. this thread until now. The recent lock took this off my watch list. I'm back now, though.

Special note for this game, since it's so fun: I have seen quite a few
overreactions and also some surprising underreactions in the latest posts. I will elaborate on that in my next post.

I seem to have lost my notes and can't really reconstruct those underreactions, but I'll try to take it from here. Two Gorillas down. No sign of other killing groups. Obviously bird was unvoting becuase they were scum buddies. How likely is it that even more scum were on that wagon? I would look outside it.

Would ibby first vote MBL to then move her vote at hammer time to Bird? Possibly.
Who in this game has never voted MBL? We lost a bit in the crash. Does anybody have a list? I never voted MBL, but who more than me?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

*does the monkey dance*

[Glork]

Yay for glork's not paying attention again.

Question: Did you read my response to PJ, or are you just going along with the notion that I didn't pay attention?

If you

did

read my response, do you still think I was being dumb? What led you to that conclusion? If you don't think I was still being dumb, why did you post this response?

Oh, and <3 MBL.

Scumbuddies.

Which one do we want to kill today? 'Cause, y'know, I'm game either way.

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

My heart doth fill with merriment at the sight of 2 dead scum.

Vote: MBL

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Uh,

Unvote, vote: PJ

.

[inHimshallibe]

And to think I was going to come out with my guns blazing to say that MBL didn't vote or even recognize the existence of the birdwagon Yesterday...

No matter.

Oh, and I just reviewed PJ's posts. In summary, "Hmmm... I'm suspicious of bird, and he has a big bandwagon, but, nah... I won't vote for him."

L. O. L.

vote: petroleumjelly

[Thok]

I can support a PJ wagon also. As well as what people have mentioned about PJ, I also found some of Ibaesha's posts scummy; she voted for MBL (not so bad), then moved to bird when MBL was at -1 (deflecting a bandwagon from a strong member of the scum to a weaker member of the scum), then started going after Glork/Nightson.

vote petroleumjelly

[Fritzler]

Vote: PJ

[dahen]

Sure, PJ could be something. As I said, Ibby shifted from MBL to Bird. If you think she would double-distance like that, I'm fine with a PJ vote.

vote PJ