Space Monkey Mafia: GAME OVER!

[Masterchief]

Sorry everyone for coming in late. Don't worry, I'll read a few of the pages and screw everything up and get myself killed in a few days.

[Masterchief]

Ok first of all Zindaras. I've been meaning to ask you this for a while. Why do you have two kittens licking each other as an avatar.....

[Masterchief]

Here are your bananas... *throws bananas*

I'm a Mechanic on the SS Simian - my night choice will undo roleblocking.

Night 1 - No action
Night 2 - Pooky

Undoing roleblocks seems like a pretty useless power when you don't know who is being roleblocked. I find this claim hard to believe as well. That and the fact that I don't see what a monkey mechanic has to do with unroleblocking.

[Masterchief]

How many votes is he at?

[Masterchief]

Already claiming me as scum and I just joined. Your getting ahead man. Slow dow. Wait for me to mess it up, then cal me scum ok?

[Masterchief]

You haven't really given me any problems. I don't see any reason to suspect you right now. Though I don't really agree with your theory (see the next paragraph), I do like that you haven't tried to cram the theory to fit your supsicions or vice versa. It's really easy for scum to do so; they develop theories to push the lynches they already want to see, or they develop a theory and then refuse to deviate from it, deriving suspicions from it. Heck, I did that myself in Committee Mafia, but it drew a lot of unwanted attention.

Are you talking to me?

[Masterchief]

Inhim, what do you have to say about everyone not believing you about your role?

[Masterchief]

Inhim, what do you have to say about everyone not believing you about your role?

Disappointed, because there's nothing that I can do about my closing coffin except field some questions as I watch the final nail being driven in with a HAMMAH.

Ok, if your not even going to try anything else then

Vote:inHimshallibe

[Masterchief]

Hmmm.... is there anyone other than zindaras who isn't voting?

[Masterchief]

Yep, Nightson and dahen. But I'm sure Zind'll hammah inHim eventually. He just wants some more "discussion" first.

Those two haven't posted in a while.

[Masterchief]

Now lets see what he was.... and get our bananas.

[Masterchief]

Wow. Great night kills.

[Masterchief]

Why is everyone voting CES? What has he done? I obviously missed something.

[Masterchief]

Ah. I knew someone would jump on it. Just as I was expecting.

Vote:Twito

[Masterchief]

Make me.

[Masterchief]

OK, I shan't hammer. The only arguement is that his posts are extrememly short and he wagons a lot, which I gather he does in many games. I don't like to bring usual play into my games, but I don't think he's the worst offendor of this... some examples including phoebus, who has posted very few posts and not much content, pooky, who's wagoned just as much (previous post?!?) and posted just as less content, and fritz, same thing.

HAMMAH!!!!!!!

First hammah ever.
Vote:CES

<<edited by Mod>>

[Masterchief]

Et tu, Glork? I believe I know where you're coming from, and CES is a better lynch.

Unvote, Vote: CES

I get it.

It seems rather apparent to me that the Space Monkeys are scum, and that Gorillas are the town. Unfortunately, I 'm guessingthat the Space Monkeys knew this, so "figuring it out" isn't nearly a viable method of confirming anybody.

I've re-read the game a couple of times overnight, and I came to the conclusion that the scums would want to prevent people from figuring things out. I think that's why Zindaras was killed. (As you mentioned, PJ, he started talking about Traitors, and I think Monkeys wanted to prevent that kind of discussion.) I had actually made a case against you, PJ, based on Post 414 The post in which I mentioned SpaceMonkey-Scum and Gorilla-Town was actually pure coincidence, but overnight, when I re-read your response, I wondered why you zoomed in on that sentence and shot it down so quickly. Also, the way you so actively pursued Bird -> inHim -> Glork, it seemed to me that you wanted to just keep the lynches rolling, planting false speculation and turning people away from other discussion, hoping to get through as many days as possible before people figured things out.
However, your claim seems to check out well enough for me for now.

Masterchief is the other person on my short list. I don't like his play at all yesterday (including his "yay nightkills" comment at the start of D3)... so I think that's a pretty good place to start looking. Posts like 441, 472, and 477 indicate to me that he just wanted the inHim lynch to go through.

Vote: Masterchief

I'm uncertain of a lot of my earlier suspicions; I certainly don't think we have *no* information to go on, but I found myself having trouble sifting through what I thought was Gorilla 'Scum' behavior and what might be Space Monkey behavior. I wonder if the MBL-wagon may have been telling in some way or another (though unfortunately, that probably points to me moreso than anybody else).

There's one other thing that I find a bit alarming about the fact that Space Monkeys are the scumbags: SpeedyKQ was the only death N1, as a Space Monkey Doctor. This seems to indicate the the presence of multiple killers/groups. Maybe there really is a rogue faction of Gorillas trying to kill everyone else. Maybe there's just an SK of some kind. I have no idea. But we had one SM killed Night One, and we've had at most one death each night. I don't know if we can figure this out yet.


Now, part of me wants to discuss how we should go about hunting for Space Monkeys by examining how they might have behaved knowing that the town was completely ass-backwards. Like I said, I would've expected the SMs to want to make it as far as possible before the town figured things out. I also think that at least one of the SMs may have been tactically lurking. I think that today, we should probably force some other players out of the woodwork. Poke around at the people who didn't contribute, or those who feigned contribution, but let all of us run around pointing fingers at each other and pushing Gorilla-Lynches.

Ok. Post 44

9

(not 1) as for that I am constantly asking what people's votes are at. I also mostly ask about the people who are close to a lynch.

Post 472: If he wasn't even going to try, then he is no use to the town, townie or not.

Post 477: ..... I was simply asking because almost everyone wanted him dead. So I just asked to find out so people would quit griping.

[Masterchief]

Umm yeah.. Happy new year and all that.
Now this game makes more sence.
The wagons were pretty cool though never seen this wagonny game before.
Back to my yesterdays

Vote: Masterchief

Haven't dropped any clues that I can remember but I don't really remember this game.

Your voting me and you don't even know why?

[Masterchief]

Umm yeah.. Happy new year and all that.
Now this game makes more sence.
The wagons were pretty cool though never seen this wagonny game before.
Back to my yesterdays

Vote: Masterchief

Haven't dropped any clues that I can remember but I don't really remember this game.

Your voting me and you don't even know why?

Why you think that? Don't put words to my mouth, scum.

Wtf. You haven't dropped any clues on what? And you don't even remember this game, yet your still voting me?

[Masterchief]

Well, I'm replacing Pooky, and I can confirm Thok's investigation. I, too, am a gorilla. Unfortunately, it doesn't tell us much... I need to reread the first 3 days, I've only read day 4. I think that we can clear Fritzler because the monkeys, while they may know who the gorillas are, don't necessarily know that we were "lost" until his post. That being said, I am beginning to wonder if, somehow, on a certain day the gorillas will be "found", and a power shift will occur? It's hard to say. At any rate, there's my claim. I suggest that we do a list and cross out anyone cleared, and then use process of elimination to determine today's lynch.

Why did you just admit to being scum...

[Masterchief]

Well, I'm replacing Pooky, and I can confirm Thok's investigation. I, too, am a gorilla. Unfortunately, it doesn't tell us much... I need to reread the first 3 days, I've only read day 4. I think that we can clear Fritzler because the monkeys, while they may know who the gorillas are, don't necessarily know that we were "lost" until his post. That being said, I am beginning to wonder if, somehow, on a certain day the gorillas will be "found", and a power shift will occur? It's hard to say. At any rate, there's my claim. I suggest that we do a list and cross out anyone cleared, and then use process of elimination to determine today's lynch.

Why did you just admit to being scum...

Someone might ask the same guestion to you.

I did read it. I just thought he would put up a crappy excuse or some thing. Also twito, you can never make a straight forward post about me can you?

[Masterchief]

Also since he is scum, shouldn't we lynch him or something...

[Masterchief]

...

[Masterchief]

This game just gets dumber over time....

He said he is Gorilla.
Gorilla=Scum
Scum=Lynch
Lynch=Vote
Vote=Cooperation
What don't you get.

[Masterchief]

Are you a Space Monkey, Masterchief?

Why would I admit to anything else?

[Masterchief]

Sorry man. I don't smoke, and what I posted is the truth. Why would I?

[Masterchief]

You really can't stop not making sense can you.

[Masterchief]

I thought that stuff was over.

[Masterchief]

Well, it works for me.

vote: Masterchief

OK now see. This is where is I said something like this everyone would be like "omfg hes scum for not putting a reason" I'll bet he gets away with this anyway.

[Masterchief]

Well I don't see what good it will do.
You are a Space Monkey on board the S.S. Simian. You win when all the gorillas are shoved out the airlock.