Mini 413 - Famous CATS - Over! Quit pussyfooting around!

[bertrand]

In the town of Minto, everyone loves cats. Real, furry, breathing cats.
But a group of two-dimentional felines are trying to get all of the real
cats out of the town in order to make animated/cartoon cats Minto's
favorite pet.

GET READY FOR:
-Pure Nonsense!
-Really Bad Logic!
-Weirdness!
-Nonwords!
-Bizarr Tyopes!
-Bastard Moddery!
-Terrible Puns!
-Most Importantly, Fun!
-More To Come As I Think Of Them And Feel Like It

The "town" win condition is to eliminate the animated/cartoon cats.
The "scum" win condition is to eliminate all the actual famous, furry cats.

PLAYER LIST (* means confirmed):
4. Skruffs

Dragon Phoenix

*
6. Primate*
9. Glork*
10. IH

Miztef

Wizardcat

*
12. DrippingGoofball*
13. Carbon Copy*

The Away:
3. Zindaras,

Rainbow, The First Cloned Cat

, lynched day 1
5. Phoebus,

Buddy, Bill Clinton's Dog

, vanished night 1
8. Thesp,

Slippers, the Stray

, vanished night 1
2. massive,

Brownie, Lucky Inheritor of $450,000

, vanished night 2
11. PookyTheMagicalBear

blahgo

Garfield, the Lazy Glotton

, lynched day 3
1. theopor_COD

Catbert, The evil Red Cat With Glasses

, lynched day 4
7. Nai

ubertimmy

*,

Lewis the Prosecuted

, vanished night 4

Note that I may edit your posts (in red), for no reason. I will not change content or anything. I'll just pathetically try to be funny. I'll stop when the game gets more serious.

[bertrand]

Rules (taken from my provious game where I stole them from myself, who modified but stole them from Interpolled, who stole them from Einsteinmonkey and modified them again):

* Bold your votes please, it really helps me count them.
* Unvoting before voting also helps. Please do that if you can, and if you know who, tell me who you are unvoting. That's not required, it just helps me count them.
* Note that my vote counts will probably be full of mistakes. Feel free to point them out. I promise I won't make it look like it's your fault this time. [crosses fingers]
* Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will be unheeded. Note that you may still post as long as I have not yet posted the death scene. I'll try to give you a ceratin amount of time for Twilight.
* You may also vote: no lynch – majority votes of this kind are necessary to end the day without a death.
* Do not suggest the previous option on day one. Or even mention it. You will be bandwagoned. This is not a rule, it's just advice. And it's random. I do that sometimes. Sometimes I will just irrelevantly ramble. Anyway, where was I?
* The game is not to be discussed outside of the thread unless your role specifically states when you may do so. In which case, do so.
*You get one "feh" post after you die. Make sure that post contains nothing game-related.
* Do not edit or delete previously submitted posts.
* Do not quote any PMs from the moderator. Do not also use words from your PM in a way that could indicate a particular win condition.
* If you have a night choice to make, please make it in a timely matter. If I must post a deadline, then choices sent after said deadline will not be counted.
* If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread.

* Most importantly: this is a game. Play it for fun, and play it as well as you possibly can.

* Inactivity will not be tolerated. If you do not post for 72 hours after you recieve a Mod Prod, you will be replaced.
* Note that roles can override game rules. You do not have to follow a rule if your role SPECIFICALLY says you don't have to.

[bertrand]

Everyone has confirmed (That was quick, thanks everyone!). Now it's ACTUALLY Night Zero. Awaiting on all night choices.

Night Zero is a kill-less night. Think of it as everybody having doc protection.

[bertrand]

It is now day one.

The following letter has been found in the street:

Yes, unsure, yes.

Mention something sweet tomorrow, I will too. Have a great day!

Everyone wonders what this means.

Now GO! And determine the fate, the future, or Minto as we know it!

[bertrand]

"Random" vote count:
Thesp (1, -6): Wizardcat
Wazardcat (1, -6): DrippingGoofball
DrippingGoofball (1, -6), Glork
massive (1, -6), Primate

Not voting: everyone else.

With 13 alive, it's 7 to lynch, and 11 to overkill.

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"Randomer" vote count:

Wizardcat (4, -3): DrippingGoofball, theopor_COD, Zindaras, Primate

Thesp (1, -6): Wizardcat
DrippingGoofball (1, -6): Glork
theopor_COD (1, -6): Thesp
Phoebus (1, -6): Dragon Phoenix
Primate (1, -6): massive
Glork (1, -6): Phoebus

Not voting: everyone else.

With 13 alive, it's 7 to lynch, and 1 to annoy.

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"Less Randomer-ish" vote count:
Carbon Copy (4, -3): Gragon Phoenix, theopor_COD, DrippingGoofball, Thesp
Wizardcat (1, -6): Primate
Zindaras (1, -6): Carbon Copy
theopor_COD (1, -6): Wizardcat
blahgo (1, -6): Glork
DrippingGoofball (1, -6): Thesp
Primate (1, -6): massive
Glork (1, -6): Phoebus
massive (1, -6): ubertimmy

Not voting: everyone else.

With 13 alive, it's 7 to lynch, and 19 to cheat.

Note: You are now reading a note.

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"Not random-ish" vote count:

Carbon Copy (5, -2): Dragon Phoenix, theopor_COD, DrippingGoofball, Thesp, Primate

Zindaras (1, -6): Carbon Copy, Glork
theopor_COD (1, -6): Wizardcat
DrippingGoofball (1, -6): Thesp
Primate (1, -6): massive
massive (1, -6): ubertimmy

Not voting: everyone else.

With 13 alive, it's 7 to lynch, and 7 to lynch.

blahgo will be prodded

[bertrand]

blahgo has not picked up his prod - so I will replace him.

[bertrand]

PookyTheMagicalBear is replacing blahgo - effective immediately.

[bertrand]

"Almost Completely Not Random" vote count:

Zindaras (5, -2): Carbon Copy, Glork, DrippingGoofball, theopor_COD, Phoebus

Primate (2, -5): massive, Zindaras
Carbon Copy (1, -6): Primate
theopor_COD (1, -6): Wizardcat
massive (1, -6): ubertimmy

Not voting: everyone else.

With 13 alive, it's 7 to lynch, and 7 to lynch.

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"Not Random At All-ish" vote count:

Zindaras (5, -2): Glork, DrippingGoofball, theopor_COD, Phoebus, Dragon Phoenix

Primate (3, -4): massive, Zindaras, Wizardcat
Carbon Copy (1, -6): Primate
massive (1, -6): ubertimmy

Not voting: everyone else.

With 13 alive, it's 7 to lynch, and this is getting repetitive.

ubertimmy has been prodded.

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"End Of Day Vote Count...... random" vote count:

Zindaras (7, 0): Glork, DrippingGoofball, theopor_COD, Phoebus, Dragon Phoenix, Thesp, Primate

Primate (3, -4): massive, Zindaras, Wizardcat
Carbon Copy (1, -6): Primate
massive (1, -6): ubertimmy

Not voting: everyone else.

A circle forms around Zindaras. Another creature, that seems identical, is trying to protect him, but some angry hisses quickly scare him and he walks off. Zindaras leaves town in fear.

You have lynched Zindaras. He was

Rainbow, The First Cloned Cat

(town).

It is now

Night 1

. Please submit your night choices as soon as possible.

[bertrand]

Whew, that was a long night. Hardly any sleep at all... only 16 hours..

Dog foorsteps are found, apparently a large dog was running out of Minto. One of you sniffs them. Phoebus? There was a dog? In Minto? At least it's gone.

Phoebus was

Buddy, Bill Clinton's Dog (n/a)

.

Also found missing is Thesp. A call informs you that he has safely returned to his home in Washington, in the streets. Unfortunately, you won't be hearing from him anymore. Maybe a goodbye call.

Thesp was

Slippers, the Stray (town)

.

You have also found a letter in the street. It simply reads:

yes/maybe/maybe

It is now

DAY 2

. With 10 alive, it's 6 to lynch, and Pi to make a bad joke.

[bertrand]

massive and Pooky have been prodded.

[bertrand]

"I'll stop doing this now" Vote Count:

ubertimmy (1, -2) : theopor_COD

theopor_COD (1, -6) : Glork
Wizardcat (1, -6) : theopor_COD

10 alive is 6 to lynch, right?

[bertrand]

Vote Count:

theopor_COD (1, -6) : Glork
Wizardcat (1, -6) : theopor_COD
Primate (1, -6) : massive
Glork (1, -6) : ubertimmy

10 alive is 6 to lynch, and 0 to give a comforting feeling of confidence.

[bertrand]

I'm still searching for a DP replacement, Wizardcat needs one... have I missed any?

[bertrand]

Skruffs is replacing Dragon Phoenix, effective immediately.

[bertrand]

Miztef is replacing Wizardcat, effective immedeately.

[bertrand]

A deadline has been set for May 27, 2007 at midnight. At that point, whoever has the most votes will be lynched, as long as that person has at least 3 votes. If two or more players are tied at more than 3 votes, all will be lynched.

That gives you two weeks.

[bertrand]

Discussion has resumed, so the deadline is retracted.

[bertrand]

It's-about-time vote count:

Primate (3, -3) - Skruffs, DG, massive
theopor (1, -5) - Miztef

Still 6 to lynch.

[bertrand]

<old vote count was here, post was edited by mistake>

[bertrand]

Not-Quite-Yet vote count:

Primate (5, -1) - DrippingGoofball, massive, Miztef, Glork, theopor_COD
theopor (1, -5) - Skruffs
DrippingGoofball (1, -5) - Primate

6 to lynch.

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"End Of Day 2" vote count:

Primate (6, 0) - DrippingGoofball, massive, Miztef, Glork, theopor_COD, theopor_COD

theopor (1, -5) - Skruffs
DrippingGoofball (1, -5) - Primate

Not voting: everyone else.

Everyone stares at Primate. Hisses and growls are coming from everywhere.. it's quite a sight. He stares blankly at the advancing mob of felines for a few seconds, then shrieks, and races at full speed... anywhere... just not in this town...

Behind this scene, a meow is heard. Primate? But he's still down there, fleeing, white with fear. Another identical cat still roams the town...

You have lynched Primate. He was

Little Nicky, Future Clone

(town).

It is now

Night 2

. Please submit your night choices as soon as possible.

[bertrand]

Just to be clear - Primate was lynched, but is still alive.

[bertrand]

Nai is replacing ubertimmy.

[bertrand]

Phew! That was a long night! Sorry about that..

So first things first, everyone meets in the morning, as usual.. but someone's missing. Not again! A role call reveals that massive is missing. Upon searching his belongings, you find a will from Dr. William Grier leaving $450,000 in the name of Brownie.

massive was

Brownie, Lucky Inheritor of $450,000 (town)

.

In addition, this letter was found in the street:

No I am not scum

I loooove chocalate chip cookies.

Surely odd! You are so adorable when you are wet!

Everyone ponders its meaning.

Have a great day 3!

[bertrand]

DAY 3 vote count:

Nai (2, -1): DrippingGoofball, PookyTheMagicalBear

Pooky (3, -2): Glork, Miztef, Nai
DrippingGoofball (1, -4): theopor_COD

Not voting: everyone else.

If you think something's wrong, tell me about it. It probably is.

[bertrand]

It would probably take me a week+ to find another replacement anyways, so if you can guarantee that you'll be active when you return, that's fine. Everyone seems to be on vacation these days..

[bertrand]

END OF ETERNITY oopsimeant DAY 3 vote count:

Pooky (5, -0): Glork, Miztef, Nai, Skruffs, Primate

Nai (1, -2): DrippingGoofball
DrippingGoofball (1, -4): theopor_COD
Glork (1, -4) PookyTheMagicalBear

Not voting: everyone else.

After hours, days and eons od debate, the feline population of Minto decides that Pooky must leave. Realizing he has no other choice, he obliges, revealing his identity as

Garfield, the Lazy Glutton

(scum) along the way.

IT IS NOW NIGHT 3. PLEASE SEND ME YOUR CHOICES ASAP

Let's try to keep this one under a week

[bertrand]

ALL NIGHT CHOICES MUST BE IN BY SATURDAY OR ELSE I WILL CHOOSE FOR YOU AND IT MIGHT NOT BE OPTIMAL



I will be away from Monday to Thursday this week. I should be on Friday night. That's why I want to get the day started by then.

[bertrand]

The following letter has been found:

No
Yes
Yes

Also, everyone who went to sleep is now awake! Woohoo!

IT IS NOW DAY 4.

[bertrand]

IH is replacing Miztef... but I guess he beat me to it.

[bertrand]

Vote count:

theopor_COD (3, -2): DrippingGoofball, Nai, Glork
DrippingGoofball (1, -4): theopor_COD

[bertrand]

Copy-Pasted Vote count:

theopor_COD (3, -2): DrippingGoofball, Nai, Glork
DrippingGoofball (1, -4): theopor_COD
Skruffs (1, -4): Carbon Copy

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Copy-Pasted Vote count:

theopor_COD (4, -1): DrippingGoofball, Nai, Glork, theopor_COD
Skruffs (1, -4): Carbon Copy
IH (1, -4): Skruffs

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Very Suspenseful Vote count:

theopor_COD (2, -3): Nai, Glork
DrippingGoofball: (1, -4): theopor_COD
Skruffs (1, -4): DrippingGoofball

If you think something's wrong, as usual, it probably is.

[bertrand]

"Very Exciting" Vote count:

theopor_COD (4, -1): Nai, Glork, DrippingGoofball, Primate
DrippingGoofball: (1, -4): theopor_COD

If you think something's wrong, as usual, it probably is.

[bertrand]

END OF DAY Vote count:

theopor_COD (5, -0): Nai, Glork, DrippingGoofball, Primate, Skruffs

DrippingGoofball: (1, -4): theopor_COD

Not voting: everyone else

The previous vote count has been corrected (again).

If you think something's wrong, as usual, it probably is.

Please get your choices in quickly.

[bertrand]

theopor_COD runs at the first sight, onto a plane to.. um.. wherever it is that he lives. He did leave behind glasses, which immedeately gave away his identity.

You have lynched theopod_COD. He was

Catbert, The evil Red Cat With Glasses

(evil).

It is now

Night 5

. Please submit your night choices as soon as possible.

[bertrand]

The following letter has been found.. it's a bit longer than most:

Are you scum? How come you get 3 questions you lying scumbag? Are you searching for unknown scumbuddies or something? A cult recruiter?

Did you attempt to target Glork tonight? I am sending gifts but no I didn't target Glork because I think he's the Godfather and if he's not, he's a target for the scum kill so why bother.

Did you attempt to target IH tonight? Why IH??? That's a weird question isn't it. I tried to send my gifts to the towniest players, like Nai, Primate and CC. Is IH scum with you???

Also, everyone who went to sleep is now awake! Woohoo! Except Nai is nowhere to be found. He was

Lewis the Prosecuted

.

If you think I have forgotten anything, I probably did.

IT IS NOW DAY 5.

[bertrand]

And that's a lynch of DGB!

DBG was:

Bucky Katt, evil Siamese Something-Or-Other

That's right! The last scum! Minto returns to the good, furry cats!

The 2D cats return to their homes, where the population can laugh at them in the comics

I won't be revealing the roles, but you guys are free to reveal anything you know, or ask me

Good job town!

[bertrand]

Oh, by the way, bertrand, do you mind if I keep this account? I've grown rather fond of it.

Actually, I was secretly hoping that would happen. Enjoy it

Oh, and DgB was a roleblocker, and chose the doc.

Catbert was choosing Socks' targets.

[bertrand]

Errrr?
So wait, Nai almost vigged me?
Thank goodness nobody tried to kill Carbon Copy... >.> Cuz I protected IH <.<

Nai actaully did vig you, DgB blocked it.

#1: What could massive spend his money on?

#2: What was the neutral role?

Votes and roleblocks.

Phoebus killed everyone who targeted him, and he had to survive until no one could.