Alright, after re-reading the thread, I'm finding Sparks to be the scummiest of the two nominees (and the most annoying) , so I'm going to go ahead and
Vote: Dylan.
I find Sparks to be accusative, loud, and generally harmful to discussion, which could be scumtells. I'm pretty sure he's scum, but even if he's not I really don't think we'll be better off with him in the game.