Mini 413 - Famous CATS - Over! Quit pussyfooting around!

[theopor_COD]

Do you know why you lost the double-vote?

I was informed I only had it for yesterday. I made that clear previously.

[Glork]

Alright, I must've forgotten that.

And you have no idea where/why/how you got this ability?

[theopor_COD]

No idea, the only thing I know is DGB's supposedly giving gifts out, no one claims to have received anything, she didn't send anything to me she says, yet I got an extra vote for the duration of yesterday.

For reference -

Double Vote today only, someone passed it on to me, heck knows why, would you rather I didn't reveal it and waste a potential vote, for all I know someone else will get the double vote tomorrow or had it yesterday and didn't announce it and it's 6 to lynch not 1 so need to panic.

[Nai]

Glork, did you send a message to Pooky last night?

[DrippingGoofball]

Zyarn? I love yarn.

My choices were:
1. ubertimmy/Nai
2. theo
3. Miztef/Wizardcat

One of these three must have gotten a goodie.

[theopor_COD]

Nothing here . . . although can I ask why you chose us three in that particular order?

[Glork]

I agree with Theo's question. Why did you leave Primate off of that list? Why me?


And yes, Nai, I sent my message to Pooky. I was told that he is evil.

[DrippingGoofball]

Nothing here . . . although can I ask why you chose us three in that particular order?

Zi don't know if the gifts are good or bad... It's even unclear what has been received the past 2 days. So I don't know whether to send them to people I think are scum, or people I think are town. I am basically picking people I can't read too well, hoping that what they will do with the gift, whatever it is, might reveal their motive/alignment.

[Glork]

I am uncompelled by your response.

Carbon Copy seemed to have gained an ability permanently. This would indicate that you would likely want to send to people whom you believe are pro-town.

[DrippingGoofball]

Zmaybe, maybe not. I have three choices, which mean that 2/3 at least get nothing, or might get something from someone else, so I am not even sure that the players that I targetted, and claim to have received something, received it from me and not someone else.

I doubt I am sending the same ability everyday - just an assumption, I might be wrong about that. What if the gift is bad? I can't tell, it would be risky to send it to people that are confirmed townies. If you guys all agree to it, I'll be happy to send the gifts to confirmed townies, but personally I don't think it's such an obvious good idea. Could be dangerous too.

[Nai]

I received nothing, unless the mod didn't tell me.

DG, I want an answer to my statements about you. Why, exactly, can't I find any mention of your 'famous cat' anywhere on the internet?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Nice Gambit

Glork!

and we are at LyLo fyi.

I'm sure Glork realized it by now or he wouldn't have pulled this move on me.

Anyone feel like figuring out why we are actually at LyLo?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Mod

would you be so kind as to tell us how much money was found with the dead cat?

All that was found was a will indicating that he had inherited $450,000. No one has access to his bank account.

[Skruffs]

How would we be at LyLo... well, with 9 people alive, 8 after lynch, if it's a mislynch, for us to be at lylo means there would have to be 4 mafiates? Well, wait, if it only takes half to lynch (5) and it takes half of THAT to lynch Nai (3), then if we mislynch today, mafia can quick lynch Nai tommorrow, and then have a majority the next day.
Nai, are you still only at half to lynch?

I received an ability last night, but I Wasn't targetted by DGB, last night, so... unless maybe it's a delayed targetting system; I was targetted by her last night.
DGB, did you target Theo n1?

I'm still most suspicious of Theo. But now I'm curious about Glork.

Anyways.

[DrippingGoofball]

I received nothing, unless the mod didn't tell me.

DG, I want an answer to my statements about you. Why, exactly, can't I find any mention of your 'famous cat' anywhere on the internet?

Zaye, but there is a whole video, and I was on America's Funniest Videos or sum'thin'


Tuffie the Stunt Cat
http://www.youtube.com/v/ETpXoIJz6Js

[Glork]

Huh. I hadn't thought about that.


That plan would, of course, rely on several factors. Assume for a moment that I am scum:
1) There would have had to have been either no cop in the game, or a cop who chose not to counterclaim me yeseterday. I will not rule out this possibility, but that "cop" had better show some serious breadcrumbs.
2) Theo would necessarily have to be scum,

and

there would have to be no vigilante. If Theo weren't scum, then he would be a vigilante. I would get shot and insta-victory would be

IMPOSSIBLE

. Not having a vigilante would also necessariliy mean that Thesp would've been an SK -- how else would somebody explain the extra death from the previous night?
3) I would have had to choose "Fred, the Undercover Kitty" as my fake-claim and would've had to play dumb regarding this whole "unfamous but real cat" thing

from the very beginning of the game

. Note that in one of my earliest posts (Post 34), I talk about "actual

famous

cats." And in Post 39, I state that I am "very much inclined" to think that the letter is pro-town, and I *SPECIFICALLY* state that it "could be investigative."
Why is this significant?

As scum, I have a history of making mediocre to terrible fake-claims without properly thinking them through.

Look at Mafia 49 in New York. Look at my terrible play in Two Headed Mafia. Look at how, as much as I tried to make everything make sense, Space Monkey still almost went horribly wrong. (In the postgame, Ether said that she thought I told her I was pro-town, and she

still

found the claim to be strange.) As much as I'd like to say that I'm capable of planning something like this

I simply don't have the creative or strategic capacity to do so.

Pooky's spin was a nice attempt. It ain't gonna work.

[DrippingGoofball]

Zthese were my choicse:

(1)
1. blahgo/Pooky
2. Wizardcat/Miztef
3. Carbon Copy

(2)
1. Dragon Phoenix/Skruffs
2. massive
8. Pooky

(3)
1. ubertimmy/Nai
2. theo
3. Wizardcat/Miztef

[Glork]

PS, Skruffs is back on my "potential Godfather" list. I mostly knocked him down because I thought Primate was a dual-life Godfather.

[Glork]

I received nothing, unless the mod didn't tell me.

DG, I want an answer to my statements about you. Why, exactly, can't I find any mention of your 'famous cat' anywhere on the internet?

Zaye, but there is a whole video, and I was on America's Funniest Videos or sum'thin'


Tuffie the Stunt Cat
http://www.youtube.com/v/ETpXoIJz6Js

1) There is no indication that this cat's name is "Tuffie."
2) If you wait until the end of the video and glance down at the first video of the "related videos" section, you'll see that the video's name is actually "Sleeping Cat Accident." This is no "stunt cat." This cat is not famous.


At this point, I'm okay with lynching Pooky and, when he turns up scum, having Theo vig DGB.

[DrippingGoofball]

Huh. I hadn't thought about that.


That plan would, of course, rely on several factors. Assume for a moment that I am scum:
1) There would have had to have been either no cop in the game, or a cop who chose not to counterclaim me yeseterday. I will not rule out this possibility, but that "cop" had better show some serious breadcrumbs.
2) Theo would necessarily have to be scum,

and

there would have to be no vigilante. If Theo weren't scum, then he would be a vigilante. I would get shot and insta-victory would be

IMPOSSIBLE

. Not having a vigilante would also necessariliy mean that Thesp would've been an SK -- how else would somebody explain the extra death from the previous night?
3) I would have had to choose "Fred, the Undercover Kitty" as my fake-claim and would've had to play dumb regarding this whole "unfamous but real cat" thing

from the very beginning of the game

. Note that in one of my earliest posts (Post 34), I talk about "actual

famous

cats." And in Post 39, I state that I am "very much inclined" to think that the letter is pro-town, and I *SPECIFICALLY* state that it "could be investigative."
Why is this significant?

As scum, I have a history of making mediocre to terrible fake-claims without properly thinking them through.

Look at Mafia 49 in New York. Look at my terrible play in Two Headed Mafia. Look at how, as much as I tried to make everything make sense, Space Monkey still almost went horribly wrong. (In the postgame, Ether said that she thought I told her I was pro-town, and she

still

found the claim to be strange.) As much as I'd like to say that I'm capable of planning something like this

I simply don't have the creative or strategic capacity to do so.

Pooky's spin was a nice attempt. It ain't gonna work.

Zbut Fred the Underkitty made the news, he was featured on TV or newspaper, I forget which.

Please explain why if you are scum, theo would have to be scum, and how that makes theo scum, and not you.

Why, if he's not scum, would he have to be a vig?

I really don't follow that post, Glork, I must be dense. Can I buy "Glork for Dummies" on Amazon?

[Glork]

Heh. Assume Glork is Scum.

"Glork Scum" implies that I figured that my scumgroup could win given a mislynch on Pooky today.

Theo has claimed to be a vigilante. If Theo is not scum, he is necessarily a vigilante (if we assume "town doesn't lie" -- which is a safe assumption to make).

If Theo is a vigilante and Pooky gets lynched as an innocent,

I get shot, so the scums wouldn't be able to quicklynch Nai tomorrow

.

Thus, for my plan to work, Theo couldn't shoot me.

Thus, Theo would have to be scum with me.

[DrippingGoofball]

1) There is no indication that this cat's name is "Tuffie."
2) If you wait until the end of the video and glance down at the first video of the "related videos" section, you'll see that the video's name is actually "Sleeping Cat Accident." This is no "stunt cat." This cat is not famous.

Znow I think you're doing on purpose, you are misrepresenting facts very, very badly and ominously.

LISTEN TO THE AUDIO!!!!

You can clearly hear: "Here's Tuffie the Stunt Cat" - the spelling is from the PM, it may or may not be correct.

TRY AGAIN, Glorkscum, TURN UP THE VOLUME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETpXoIJz6Js

And if you look at the lower right hand corner, you can see the watermarked initials of the "AFV" program, America's Funniest Videos.

Major FOS Glork

[Glork]

....oh. I had my volume muted.

[Glork]

Still, do you realize the plethora of cats who have been shown on America's Funniest Videos? Easily hundreds, possibly thousands at this point.

[DrippingGoofball]

Heh. Assume Glork is Scum.

Znot much of a stretch of the imagination here.

"Glork Scum" implies that I figured that my scumgroup could win given a mislynch on Pooky today.

So you are admitting that you KNOW that lynching Pooky would be a mislynch? You KNOW that Pooky is innocent? Doesn't that mean you're scum?

But earlier today, you qualified Pooky's post as "spin" which means you were casting suspicion on him. Only scum would cast suspicion on a known innocent, a cop would never do that. And you voted for Pooky!!! Early on, too.

Nai is with you on this, laying suspicion on my claim, too. He claimed there is no mention of my cat on the internet, and Glork supports him by saying my name is wrong, and I am not famous, when I have been on a popular TV show. And WITHOUT DOING PROPER RESEARCH or reading on the link I've already posted twice (and a third time today) - he boldly votes against me, early in the day, when it's important that we lynch properly.

Also, Glork is questioning my choice of players when I have been mindful not to accidentally hurt the town by sending what might have been undesirable gifts.

It really does look like Nai and Glork were talking all night choreographing the day to pull the wool over the townie's eyes.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Thank you for making this day so easy.

vote: Glork

- and the other scum is Nai.