An ill-advised text-based adventure:

Blackberry · Post Post #3 (isolation #0) » Sat Jan 31, 2015 8:23 am

ENTER ACTION: Do Nothing

Blackberry · Post Post #9 (isolation #1) » Sat Jan 31, 2015 10:51 am

ENTER ACTION: Listen to the voices in my head

Blackberry · Post Post #84 (isolation #2) » Mon Feb 02, 2015 2:11 pm

In post 75, Snakes wrote:
Action: Examine bars

Action: Attempt to seduce guard when he comes back. After he unlocks the door to my cell, run out

If that doesn't work,

Action: Check if there is toilet paper. If there is, tear off half the roll of toilet paper, take one end and tie one end to the middle. When the guard comes by, try to lasso his key

I wanted to seduce the guard.

Action: Also attempt to seduce guard

"Hey stud, you been working out? I swear your muscles get bigger every day

."

Blackberry · Post Post #126 (isolation #3) » Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:01 pm

makes you think that maybe, just maybe, seducing a GUARD, in a PRISON, may not have been the brightest of ideas......

OMG OMG OMG OMG I don't care about escaping, I think I might just get

exactly

what I want.

Blackberry · Post Post #127 (isolation #4) » Fri Feb 06, 2015 7:02 pm

ENTER ACTION: open cell door and walk out