Mini 413 - Famous CATS - Over! Quit pussyfooting around!

[Skruffs]

And if you want to split hairs, data's'cat was actually several cats, an iguana, a bonzai tree, and probably a spotter heron, for all I know.

[Skruffs]

Actually, I thought he had been hammered a while ago... we've been waiting on Bertrand, haven't we?

VOTE COUNT

I'm cool with it ending, since I think everyone has tried double voting. I'll probably target DGB with my spare action , if nobody else volunteers.

[Skruffs]

I dunno if I want to hammer, I may have given you teh ability to kill the person to lynch you or something. >.> <.<

[Skruffs]

"Very Exciting" Vote count:

theopor_COD (4, -1): Nai, Glork, DrippingGoofball, Primate
DrippingGoofball: (1, -4): theopor_COD
Skruffs (1, -4): DrippingGoofball

If you think something's wrong, as usual, it probably is.

Well
That seems to say that DGB has two votes.
Works for me!

Vote : Theopor_COD

[Skruffs]

The worry is there, but, if that vote count is correct, it doesn't matter if I die.

[Skruffs]

CC. I am protecting you tonight. I have said that, before your last "Town likes me more tirade". Even if I was scum I would have no reason to kill you. You are forcing me to protect a doctor over a cop. Just remember that.

And I wouldn't say anything about you killing yourself because I know you're wrong and I have no reason to make you hurt yourself. My bet was mostly harmless, except maybe for popping your egotistical bubble, which in the end, will be better for you. Chicks don't dig hubris, Zindie.

Same thing though - if Glork dies, you are the automatic lynch, right? Or are you a special exception to that, too? DO you think I'm a godfather who can roleblock AND kill in the same night?

Glork is a claimed Cop. A claimed Cop who has led us to the death of one scum and very likely to the death of another soon. IH is a claimed rolecop who has led us to...uh, thinking Glork is town? I daresay that the continued existence of Glork is far more important to us than the continued existence of IH. For that purpose, it is quite simply the optimal play to protect me, as that'll buy Glork another night, and, if IH dies and comes up town, it'll finally completely confirm him.

The favor would be You, Zindaras, for no less than sixty days, placing the below quote in your signature, on all accounts, on this website, immediately after I am revealed to be town.

"I'd rather play a game of Mafia with Skruffs than save a car full of kittens from drowning."

I see no point in doing something that has nothing to do with this game.

Vote: Skruffs, Vote: Skruffs

I see no point in putting Theo at Lynch-1.

Glork himself

has said that he thinks there is a godfather and that he is probably useless from here on out. That means IH - who can determine if people have fake claimed their roles, is FAR MORE USEFUL right now, than Glork is. PLEASE THINK ABOUT THAT TONIGHT. IH = HELPFUL.

If you think that I am a godfather than you have to admit that Glork is useless now.

Protecting him and letting IH die is saying that you think there is another mafia out there, one that is a goon, one that Glork can find before IH.

Drop the Skruffs hate and look at the logic of what I am saying to you. If you really think I am scum, and you want to lynch correctly, then you have to let me be caught by the role cop. Which means you have to keep me from killing the role cop, because he would be the godfather's biggest threat right now.

[Skruffs]

Also - I'd like to note that CC has not confirmed anywhere that he will protect anyone, spending the majority of his time trying to wrassle my protection from an investigative role to himself. It slipped under my radar, but I guess CC isn't going to be responsible for anyone dying or not because he never actually said if/who he would protect tonight. While I would be lynched for doing such a thing, CC, obv, won't.

[Skruffs]

poooost!

[Skruffs]

I'm pretty sure I would have claimed a real cat if I was going to fake claim.
Data's cat's name was Spot.
Here's a poem Data wrote about him:

" Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents,
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array;
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend. "

Secondly, me and primate can't both be scum. So me possibly misinterpreting Primate's role as possibly being a double-liver and scum, is null and void.

Also, when was the last time me and you played in scumchat... June?

Oh well. IH, if you think I'm fake claiming my role, then inspect me. Reveal the truth in the morning. You'll probably be nightkilled tonight to make sure I don't get cleared (again), anyways.

[Skruffs]

Well, I Got a 'result' of some sort, and I targetted IH with my mystery ability. Dunno what that means.

[Skruffs]

Wait, I want CC to apologize before we lynch DGB.

[Skruffs]

For the record, I did get an "IH is Good" result, originally it said "Skruffs is good", but then the mod corrected me. I was going to be angry if I only got resuilts on myself.

[Skruffs]

Btw-
Shapeshifter fits my role.
When i targetted the dog n1, i got an innocent result on myself. When i targetted ih n4, i got, first, 'skruffs is good', and then 'ih is good'.
The mod apparently made a mistake with the names originally.

Also, the pm i got referred to innocent but the actual result, i don't have.

N2 and n3, i don't know what they did. My target died n2 and n3 who knows. If dgb isn't really sending out gifts, shouldn't she be the one killing?

Hmph.
If the game is not over i'm targetting ih with my protection.

[Skruffs]

It seems this game was bastard modded only towards scum >.>

[Skruffs]

...
Why would you say I'm naive? Because I got an innocent result on you?

[Skruffs]

Skruffs: If I was scum and I was getting requests from townies, why would I ever say yes? If I was scum and getting requests from scum, why would I ever say no? If Primate and I are both scum and have concocted this plan, then rest assured he already has all of his lives and the town can't win. No, I think you are putting forth a false dilemma here, and have risen near the top of my "lynch tomorrow" list.

This is just a side note, if DGB actually IS a townie... this is why I doubted Massive would buy a doctor ability for me.

[Skruffs]

Oooh. In that case, I have no idea. At first I thought I had received the wrong IM - I had already used up one inspection, so I was curious about getting a second one.
For the record, I did not get a gift.

[Skruffs]

I really enjoyed the fursecution, guys. Really.

[Skruffs]

Ahhh
For a while there I thought maybe me and THeo were some sort of halves of blind inventor type deals.... because He tried to vig someone, and the person I targetted died, or something like that.
oh well.
He turned out to not be a vig though

[Skruffs]

I wonder what would have happened if we HAD lynched glork.... hmmmmmmm....

[Skruffs]

Thanks carbon copy.
MUAHAHA!
For a while I wanted to get lynch just to prove you all wrong.
A survivor or jester would have been a good addition - mafia's'main advantage were the scumminess of all the claims. See day one and two, for example.

A few extra 'lynch-mongering' type roles would have helped mafia out a lot.

Curiously, did DGB ever give anyone a bad ability?

[Skruffs]

Errrr?
So wait, Nai almost vigged me?
Thank goodness nobody tried to kill Carbon Copy... >.> Cuz I protected IH <.<

[Skruffs]

So thesp must have vigged phoebus?