Put a face with a name!

[Quagmire]

Hoo-hah! Take a gander at the coolest person ever!

(Yes, me.)

[Quagmire]

How exactly do I post a picture...?

Without the stars....
[*img]http://www.whateverthewebsitelinkis.com[*/img]

[Quagmire]

The television and the cat that play mafia are pretty awesome...

This is probably my most recent pic...

Oh no! Not another person with Red-X-For-A-Face disease! Quick, we gotta rush you to a hospital!

[Quagmire]

This picture was taken this week during school. I wasn't expecting it to be taken.



I'm so tall!

[Quagmire]

Heh, you look just like the smiley

Except my mouth has kind of a shape.

[Quagmire]

The girl's pretty sexually appealing, Yoko. And that coming from a teenager like you.

[Quagmire]

Oh no you di'nt. Guess Who is

not

triple ugh.

[Quagmire]

New pictures of me!

[Quagmire]

Im scared by Quagmire's pics... isn't that sword-abuse?

No, it was purely consentual.

[Quagmire]

Aaaaaaargh... it's everywhere you post now

isn't it erotic?

It's everywhere he posts on MTGNews as well... Laughing That's right Quag, I noticed it there, too.

Muhaha. This site allows larger avatars though.

[Quagmire]

Im more into broadswords or double-handed smiters....

Picky, picky....

[Quagmire]

So then what do you use to mop if you already have it on your head?

[Quagmire]

When did we get on the jokes of jokes kids told in fourth grade Quagmire?

When I used to have that exact same hairstyle, my parents told me that. So did a waiter at a restaraunt I went to.

[Quagmire]

<bump, yo>



Have any of you ever seen The Nutty Professor? I'm Superman! (as the mom would say)

[Quagmire]

I hate 'em too. Especially when it's a hand and not a head eating my armpit.

[Quagmire]

quagmire keep the new avatar as i don't really like the old one. I think i could have guessed you age from the way that you post.

If I were to keep this avatar at all, it would only be until after Christmas.

but I think that since you said that, I might change back to the old one. Out of spite.

[Quagmire]

Hahaha.

Someone needs to de-hinge her jaw. She looks like she's stuck like that.

Usually in pictures, it show an image of one or more persons affixiated in one position.

[Quagmire]

blackhawk, do you realize that my hair is exactly like yours is when it's straightened except in the front it's a little longer and fwips out at the end? Otherwise, we look identical. I'm referring to the last picture, by the way.

I don't wear lipstick though!

[Quagmire]

You should've just said you had to go do chores.

That's whatever I do.

[Quagmire]

blackhawk, you look a LOT like me.

[Quagmire]

Yeah - I can see that.

Keep in mind that I have hair like his now. I'll edit with new pictures of myself.

[Quagmire]

Compare.

[Quagmire]

not surprised at what?

I'm guessing your four bottles of mountain dew.

[Quagmire]

That's me in the front on our recent trip to Texas.

[Quagmire]

As you may see below, I paid way too much to go to a stupid prom event. But, here are the strappin' new pictures:



Me in my tux tying my shoe. I like the picture, actually.



Yeah, I'm the guy in the middle that looks like he should be in a Mentos commerical.

[Quagmire]

Which one's your date?

[Quagmire]

heymikehartithinkthatyouneedtospeakforyourselfandstopbeingsuchanoobcauseTACOSlikeblacknodominosasianriceCAPITIAL?

omgwtfbbqm8kthxbaiplzdrvthruhavanicedaybabii

[Quagmire]

Poses. Yeah.

[Quagmire]

Nothing says "I'm so cool I can pull off

any

look" like a K-Mart vest.

8)

you are so disgusting quagmire.

[Quagmire]

Mackay -- I'm shocked. SHOCKED I say.

I thought I'd keep it all nice and clean by posting "drool" -- but then roland went and...well...let's just say he needs paper towels AND some Windex...or maybe just a new keyboard?

Windex cleans keyboards...?

Anyways. Remember when MOL got his hair dyed?

As did I.



More photos to come as my trip to Madison and Milwaukee get developed.

[Quagmire]

Wear sunglasses.

http://www.glpics.com/unsanitary999/who ... gative.jpg

[Quagmire]

Here's a couple new ones taken on Chrismas while playing dirty clubs and some poker:

[Quagmire]

Our little Quagmire's becoming a man.

No, I just need to get my 'burns trimmed.

[Quagmire]

When did you get glasses, Jobs? and how come I'm always the last person to ever find out when my sidekick(s) do something.

Hmm...I got them about a year ago. I don't wear them all the time, though.

[Quagmire]

So, I was on a friend's computer awhile ago, and I saw that she had emo pictures taken of herself. I took a couple to mock her. This is my favorite of them.

Quag as an emo kid

[Quagmire]

this is directed to Cad and Quag, if my penis(aka big dranks) makes a special apperance tonight, will you guys be good for an encore?

Erm, yes. I have another emo picture on my computer that's begging to be released. But only with a big dranks sighting.

[Quagmire]

*bump*

http://www.glpics.com/unsanitary999/actionshot.jpg

This is about how I will appear in a month at MeMeMeet.

[Quagmire]

This is about how I will appear in a month at MeMeMeet.

intoxicated and drooling?

I'm not drooling, or intoxicated! I'm just concentrating. I spun the pool ball so that I could hook it into the pocket.

[Quagmire]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[Quagmire]

Wait, when'd you turn emo?

[Quagmire]

since roland posted pics of college with out me in it, ill have to post my new one now.

it was last night and i was eating pizza, MEDIUM CALZONE!!!

Hey, Kentucky!

Remember a couple of years ago when they were number one in college hoops, barely beat Wisconsin in the Sweet 16 and got clobbered by Dwayne Wade and Marquette to go to the final four?

I was there. Third row. A-mazing.

[Quagmire]

I'm opening an AM/FM radio from my great-grandmother. Welcome to the 21st century, eh?

[Quagmire]

...I hate to break it to you, AniX, but Scully's really, really ugly.

[Quagmire]

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE NEW CREED CD!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

I hope you ask that because you want to burn them...

[Quagmire]

what the hell is all this picture junk?


I don't know if I've posted this one before.


Kick ass.

[Quagmire]

nice job being emo Tyfo. 8)

fixed.

[Quagmire]

Gossip, I know how you feel XD Granted, I'm bi, but I have some pretty stereotypically gay moments myself.



That happens to be my MySpace profile picture. I think this is only the second time I've posted my picture here, and the other time was years ago.

hey fletcher

[Quagmire]

...No, I don't look like Fletcher.

yes, you do.

http://photos-875.ak.facebook.com/ip006 ... 5_3892.jpg

[Quagmire]

[Quagmire]

who wants a body massage?

"Body Massage Machine Go!"

is that from the GIJOE dub overs?

Hell yeah!

Whenever I'm wearing that shirt, people tend to call me by that name -- in other words, I hear, "Hey! Body Massage! Get over here!"

I wanted to get the "Porkchop Sandwiches" or "Help Computer" ones, but I figured that this one would be funnier.

[Quagmire]

*

* I don't actually have a mohawk

[Quagmire]

Alright ladies. As many of you know, I went to a rave a couple of weeks ago. It was undeniably tits.

I went to go look up some pictures of the event that they finally hosted on their website. It just so happens that I'm in one of them, standing next to a shark that I didn't see at any time throughout the night. At least, I didn't remember seeing:



Other pictures I liked from the event:




And pictures of awesome sets/great talent:



Seriously, the entire event was amazing.

[Quagmire]

It was undeniably tits.

who played?
link to flyer please.

the worst flyer ever made: http://uncensoredus.com/resources/satisfiedwebflyer.jpg

also, a few links to youtubes:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GpIPbGMiqeU - dan efex
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3UW-yC3LVyE&feature=related - shitty sound quality
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aCsNFjXKILA&feature=related - one of the few times i was in the techno room, it was for this set. this guy was really really good.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yd1L9tww3Fc&feature=related - i spent my time in this room most of the morning (psytrance)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PEyIXq8kiIg&feature=related - didn't see this guy, but he looks ballin'

[Quagmire]

i see the drop bass logo all over that flyer. rightous.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GpIPbGMiqeU - dan efex

i haven't seen dan efex since about this time in 2001. it sounds like he is still doing deep & relentless mixing -- fuckn lovely.

i think dan efex has singlehandedly made me a fan of psytrance. i downloaded a couple of mixes off of his website last night.

You look very stiff Quagmire.

that is because that is a hallway, and not a dance room. the hallways were crowded with smokers and the stench of urine.

[Quagmire]

When did hipsters die out? Have you MET Cody?

Did you just call me a hipster?

[Quagmire]

Oooh, coffee and pie. PBR, oh my.

itt shea trolls himself

[Quagmire]

Every now and again I get curious about the few people left on this site that are worth being curious about. I think we can agree that I am mostly gone.

We can agree that you're not gone

enough

.

No. Leave this thread now.

[Quagmire]

I think Quagmire needs a hug.

Xyl you don't understand the deep and nurturing nature of Shea and I's relationship.

[Quagmire]

sigh. you all and your hormones bore me half to death. When adults show each other pictures, they don't say things like "I actually think you're pretty damn cute there lololoolol"

Try to act like adults?

Why make your inner monologue a public matter every fucking time? Your outbursts are just encouraging a new generation of creepos to spite you.

sigh. you all and your hormones bore me half to death. When adults show each other pictures, they don't say things like "I actually think you're pretty damn cute there lololoolol"

Try to act like adults?

Why didn't you follow through when you said you were leaving (again)?

Shea is back? I will join this, he chased Darlablueyes away and Nuwen (two pretty cool people...and he did it by posting their pics). I had a lot of respect for him before this happened. I think he is really in love with Poker face and is doing everything he can to avoid public chatter about it... (j/k, lol)

The particular pictures which darla chooses to post amuse me, and are misleading. She knows what I'm talking about.

It was wrong of me to write this post and I apologize to the scummer that I attacked in it.

You can erase words however you can not erase memories, if Nuwen told the truth and you posted a picture of her naked, without her consent it is not ok.... I don't know the whole story behind Darla, but I do know you posted a picture of her and made fun of her...seriousley Dude, it's not fucking ok, Stay gone! This is a better board without you!

I'd like to chase you away from this thread. Stay gone!

[Quagmire]

Close this thread. This is really bad drama. I apologize for kickstarting it.

edit: If I had to guess, WaltWishbone is Guardian.

[Quagmire]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qRTu5I2loY

This post is funny and needs more attention.

edit: seriouspost lock this thread