DEFCON Mafia 4.0 - СЛАВА РОССИИ МАТЕРИ

[Papa Zito]

Does total war mean everyone gets a nuke and we don't have to deal with submarines and other nonsense?

[Papa Zito]

Getting 2 lynches before the mafia start killing seems like a plus? Help me out.

[Papa Zito]

And yea 1 kill vs infinite vigs

ok well this speaks my language

VOTE: all the wars or w/e


oh and welcome to defcon 3.0 everyone!

[Papa Zito]

infinite vigs means nobody has to wait right

[Papa Zito]

Speaking of if everyone could just take nukes and go down the list but leave me alive for the town win that'd be gr8

[Papa Zito]

wowowow we can nuke every single day

omg this is dabes I thought it was oneshot

[Papa Zito]

oh my god WHY IS THIS 18 PAGES

[Papa Zito]

Ok read it.

Nahdia and RedCoyote need death pronto. Have I got my nukes yet.

[Papa Zito]

reasoning?

I feel like you skimmed given the timestamps between posts

I'm sorry to hear you're a slow reader.

Though I admit I did skim everything mastin posted and I'm going to make sure we're not in another game together.

[Papa Zito]

Reasoning for the nahdia and rc scumreads tho?

Yes I have those.

Menno I was

hoping

for less because #effort

[Papa Zito]

I'm fine being nuked from the game if that's how you wanna play it, Zeetoe.

Excellent.


@Reck: Gimme my dayvig I have needs man

[Papa Zito]

@Reck: Gimme my dayvig I have needs man

He can't. The votes for Total War are irrevocable per Andy.

WHAT

[Papa Zito]

where does it say this

I wanna be outraged but I can't find where it says this

[Papa Zito]

gdi now I have to wait

thanks a lot guys I hope you're happy

[Papa Zito]

Dude it's gonna happen we just gotta chill now cuz some people don't want a quick win.

[Papa Zito]

Mastin needs to die regardless.

[Papa Zito]

It's not a priority (those are Nahdia and RC) but it has to happen sooner rather than later.

Fun fact: I think she's town too but idgaf.

[Papa Zito]

Doesn't matter, it's not nearly as clever as she seems to think it is and needs to be brought to an abrupt end.

[Papa Zito]

Where's Toog?

[Papa Zito]

Nahdia, MoI, LLD null

lmao

[Papa Zito]

Zito channel.me today im.in california fucking work

I wanna kill the following:

1. Nahdia for scums
2. RedCoyote for scums
3. mastin for extreme derp
4. Nukebringer for hydra


Does this align with your interests Y/y?

[Papa Zito]

Everyone is so rude.

ur face is rude

[Papa Zito]

gdi now I have to wait

thanks a lot guys I hope you're happy

how would you describe your sodium levels right now

Random forest animals keep licking me. It's a serious problem.

[Papa Zito]

LLD, Cheetory, Toogeloo

Is there something you're waiting to happen before you vote or..?

guys

look at this post


guys

are you seeing this

[Papa Zito]

Wouldn't the scum topic keep you better informed?

I don't think they're running every post by each other.

Ty for daytalk reminder tho.

[Papa Zito]

That ircher post is garbage.

People saying Nahdia is scum will need to explain it clearer because I am not seeing it

Not comfortable with Papa Zito calling for a hydra nuke on Nukebringer. It's fine to scumread him but what amounts to a policy nuke is icky af

oh no not

icky

[Papa Zito]

It was a nice way of saying it's scummy and you should stop now and justify yourself

I refuse!

On both counts.

Now what?

[Papa Zito]

It was a nice way of saying it's scummy and you should stop now and justify yourself

I refuse!

On both counts.

Now what?

nothing

But I must stop. I must "justify myself".

Come on kid. You've got a scum read on me, right? You

do

want me lynched, right?

[Papa Zito]

It was a nice way of saying it's scummy and you should stop now and justify yourself

I refuse!

On both counts.

Now what?

nothing

But I must stop. I must "justify myself".

Come on kid. You've got a scum read on me, right? You

do

want me lynched, right?

You? No.

I want you to stop acting silly and play the game properly rather than calling for nukes on hydras.

Now I'm silly?

You said scummy earlier. I've even quoted it here for maximum convenience.

So which is it?

[Papa Zito]

I think missile silo IS vanilla. Which is why this game is the best.

[Papa Zito]

Whoever gets sub and shoots mastin gets a Free Game Pass. The holder of the Free Game Pass will receive 0 votes and 0 nukes from this slot, guaranteed. This is a limited time offer, get yours today!

[Papa Zito]

What should I focus on LLD.

[Papa Zito]

What should I focus on LLD.

Currently you're tunneling on Mastin who it going to die regardless, so you're wasting breath and posts constantly talking about something that isn't advancing the game.

Who else is scummy from your perspective? If you aren't allowed to nuke easy targets, who would you nuke right now from the more vocal players?

Actually I was tunneling Accountant.

Does that change anything?

I'm primed to nuke Nahdia as soon as I get the green light.

[Papa Zito]

It's the new red text.

[Papa Zito]

Is it nuke o'clock yet.

There are too many people in this game.

This guy fucks i approve.

quoted for posterity

[Papa Zito]

NUKE: Mastina

[Papa Zito]

NUKE: Mastina

I'm actually really glad you did this

I'm a helper.

[Papa Zito]

? Why LLD?

[Papa Zito]

because she's scum?

no but whyyyy

[Papa Zito]

lol

[Papa Zito]

because she's scum?

no but whyyyy

I'll go to our pt and ask her

Please play mafia with me

[Papa Zito]

Zito if i let you control my nuke what would you do with it

I would write "To mastina, love Actual Players" and then draw little pink hearts on it and drop it right on her forehead.

[Papa Zito]

Yes. Everything has been revealed if you look hard enough.

[Papa Zito]

I'm incredibly impressed by ircher's busywork you have no idea. Man, thank fuck that guy takes hours to read a couple pages of posts and takes detailed nonsense useless noise notes. Now I know how to play the game in the future.

[Papa Zito]

I only skim them.


*rimshot*

[Papa Zito]

The list is getting long.

[Papa Zito]

sweet sweet Nuke-age of my scum reads independent of needing others has me feeling more carefree than usual.

Yeah this is where I'm at.

I don't need to convince you kids of anything or build up a stable of evidence or w/e, I can just nuke all my problems away. It's a great feeling.

[Papa Zito]

sweet sweet Nuke-age of my scum reads independent of needing others has me feeling more carefree than usual.

Yeah this is where I'm at.

I don't need to convince you kids of anything or build up a stable of evidence or w/e, I can just nuke all my problems away. It's a great feeling.

how do you decide on nukes tho.
i have too many people i want to launch on

This is what they call a target rich environment. I just have a prioritized list in my head.

[Papa Zito]

Dr. LLD who are you nuking first?

[Papa Zito]

Can I ask why you want to know/ why I should tell you?

Sure.

[Papa Zito]

Why do you want to know and why should I tell you zito?

Is there some reason why I shouldn't know?

[Papa Zito]

Or to say it another way

I am unconcerned with the reads of you or anyone else. I'll win this game whether you read me as town or not, I'm don't care.

This kind of attitude might be ok in standard mafia (we could have that funtimes discussion some other time) but it doesn't work in a game full of trigger-happy dayvigs. I'm sure I don't have to explain why.

Also surely it's easy to tell what my actual goal in asking this question is.

[Papa Zito]

Cause then i can feel your vibe yo

also: phrasing

[Papa Zito]

I'll admit I specialize in opaque. I'm opaque all the time.

My goal as always is

global domination

win the super bowl*. The key to winning the super bowl* is making sure I'm not throwing the sportsball to the other team.



*I used lowercase letters plz do not sue me NFL.

[Papa Zito]

I don't know if I want to work with you cuz I have no idea where your head is at. That was my opening to start figuring this out but now things have gone all meta (not that meta Spy it's ok) and weird.

FTR I'm never scared about looking stupid, that's basically my default setting.

[Papa Zito]

I mean I hate to say it but figuring me out is not my job, it's yours. If you want things be proactive?

....

was I not

literally

being proactive

omg

what

[Papa Zito]

You are asking me to tell you what I'm thinking in a general sense and I won't do that.

Dr. LLD who are you nuking first?

This is the part where I would be shooting bullets through my monitor if I'd gotten machinegun hands like I asked for in 2nd grade.

Thanks a lot mom I still have a monitor AND ANGER ISSUES.

[Papa Zito]

Too Many Targets
Not Enough Bullets


I'm going to get that on a bumper sticker and slap it on my ass.

[Papa Zito]

SpyreX you sound like my mom.

[Papa Zito]

That would land on a new page.

[Papa Zito]

SpyreX you sound like my mom.

Well you just wanted them so you wouldn't be able to clean your room mr man

If everything is on the floor it's easy to find.

[Papa Zito]

i haven't read the last 10 pages. I skimmed a tiny bit and saw MoI telling people not to be elitist and I got disoriented and confused.

Let's see if I can go 0/6
Reck, Dayne, McMenno, Untrod, Nukebringer aaaaaaaannnnndddd...... Fate. (those last three are lowkey shots in the dark)

what the hell

[Papa Zito]

V/LA Thanksgiving week

I'll be home but hanging out with family so my activity will be p sporadic.

[Papa Zito]

nuke hippy too, just for kicks?

I have absolutely no idea what to do with hippy :/

[Papa Zito]

Huzzah progress.

VOTE: Vax this is ok

[Papa Zito]

How do you figure?

[Papa Zito]

conspiracy paranoia is mostly newbtown thing.

what are you referring to here

[Papa Zito]

conspiracy paranoia is mostly newbtown thing.

what are you referring to here

The part where he said "I think SAD is trying to fake something but I dunno exactly what" part.

That's a conspiracy???

[Papa Zito]

@SAD

Do you have a Dayvig or secret info about the game?

what the laffo

[Papa Zito]

why the pedits every 3 secs?

we're all very excited

[Papa Zito]

P-Edit: SAD.
I'm really willing to turn this ship around entirely if you pitch Vax as doing shit like rolefishing when he's clearly not.

What would you call it then?

[Papa Zito]

holy hell

[Papa Zito]

I'm spinning in wifom right now.

[Papa Zito]

vax post something plz

I need to work this out.

[Papa Zito]

Hang on Reck that's definitely a thing I've been thinking about but I need a Vax post.

[Papa Zito]

There's a pretty serious discrepancy between your isos can you spot it

[Papa Zito]

Hang on Reck that's definitely a thing I've been thinking about but I need a Vax post.

What do you need, im trying to head to bed...

Explain the game to me.

[Papa Zito]

vote: UT

[Papa Zito]

lol ircher

Reminder that the sooner we get through this the sooner we get the boombooms.

[Papa Zito]

boombooms

Tap to add to dictionary=yes

[Papa Zito]

Let's talk Cheeto.

[Papa Zito]

Who is your strongest townread that isn't on my list of people who are okay?

I'd say me but I don't think you'd accept that answer. So I'll go with SAD.

Any updates on scumreads in general?

I typically don't like tipping my hand to the scumteam as it is, in this game where I get to just fucking shoot them I'm even less inclined.

Also how's it going?

I had to spend $500 on my car today that I wasn't expecting to spend. bluh BUT this is my first real nice solid block of vacation time I've had in years and I'm getting lots done around the house it's great.

[Papa Zito]

I am! 3 days of vacation + 2 holiday days = 9 days off straight with bookend weekends, it's GREAT. After so many years being a contractor this feels like such a luxury.


I dunno how to sell myself as town. I guess I'd ask you what you felt I'd done that promoted a scum agenda this game. Essentially the point of starting this dialog is to give you a chance to assess.

Re: SAD, I've felt he's had several back-and-forths with people that have left me with town impressions. He's playing too loose, too confrontational, and most importantly too independently to be part of a coordinated scum team. (inb4 I'm totally wrong and this gets quoted back at me endgame) I also think that a lot of his conversations are geared at either assessing what someone is doing OR they're what he feels as AH HA moments where he thinks he's caught someone dead to rights, which in isolation isn't necessarily a towntell BUT the way he bulldogs on those things rings town to me.

[Papa Zito]

Oh yeah, that's really helpful, like me having troops makes me a fucking nightkill, right?

Try the opposite.

[Papa Zito]

I really want someone to call him out but deep inside i know it won't Halen page 150 hoo

bro

[Papa Zito]

My brains

This is all Reck's fault.

[Papa Zito]

Zito talk to me

I really want someone to call him out but deep inside i know it won't Halen page 150 hoo

bro

What is this btw?

What is the spyrex post anyway?

About what dood

[Papa Zito]

I completely didn't understand it.

[Papa Zito]

I apologize for a lack of mystical space squid powers.

[Papa Zito]

That didn't really help but ilu spyspy

[Papa Zito]

My issue is that I don't think Vax is gonna flip scum. His roleclaim is just gravy.

[Papa Zito]

That was a joke andrius gosh

[Papa Zito]

This game

Zito you really think ut scum

I think he's got a higher than average chance yeah.

[Papa Zito]

What the fuck reck.

[Papa Zito]

Page 100.

Day 1


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Papa Zito]

I guess that's fair. But it FEELS like 100 pages of D1 and I'm ready to start clawing my eyes out because at some point I'm gonna have to put actual effort into this and all these fucking pages exist.

[Papa Zito]

oh I'm still super salty at Reck about this state of affairs don't worry

[Papa Zito]

That's probably optimistic.

@Spy: I'm not reading anything mastin posts, why is that getting votes?

[Papa Zito]

ok

VOTE: mastina

[Papa Zito]

My surprised face ->

[Papa Zito]

you're not even voting

[Papa Zito]

FFS you guys were supposed to have lynched someone while I was gone. Now I have to read a bunch of nonsense.

[Papa Zito]

I'm only on page ONE HUNDRED GODDAMN SEVEN Cheeto I can't vote yet.

[Papa Zito]

Unless we somehow came across amazing compelling evidence that'll actually let me skip reading all this nonsense?

[Papa Zito]

Unless we somehow came across amazing compelling evidence that'll actually let me skip reading all this nonsense?

SS claimed Espionage
SS was a scumbag
GiF counterclaimed Espionage
GiF is p town
we lynch SS now k?

ohnice

I will find this brb

[Papa Zito]

VOTE: SS huzzah

[Papa Zito]

omg the scum are spamposting My Immortal lol

[Papa Zito]

That is a hell of a lot of evidence.

Spiff, in light of everything MoI just posted why do you prefer Nukebringer?

pedit can I plz ffs post this

[Papa Zito]

@Vax: Is it a copy-paste error or something that's inserting lots of extra ? marks in your stuff? And also changing the capital Cs to capital Os?

[Papa Zito]

I do think there's a wealth of information in the thread and we would probably be remiss to lynch and get more things to talk about without fully processing it all.

pedit shhhh im posting

Yeah that's why I'm not voting yet.

VAX

@Vax: Is it a copy-paste error or something that's inserting lots of extra ? marks in your stuff? And also changing the capital Cs to capital Os?

[Papa Zito]

May I also add for consideration:

Something_Smart is probably gonna flip town.

Really now, you'd request a check on the person with Counterintellignece? And you'd trust that?

Hey, question. When we die, does it reveal what we had deployed?

thanks UT i looked but didnt see that bless u.

anyway, that being the case, do u deny it's not optimal to let Something_Sultry live a day so he can get a result? from mastina's claim, we know SOMEONE has to have Espionage so if he's scum he'll be counterclaimed tomorrow.

unless, you know, he's scum who drafted espionage. which i guess is totally possible. idk.

[Papa Zito]

Can you explain it to me like I'm 7 years old and bad and awful and stupid?

Stop Cheeto you are none of these things

Post 1 and 4 is pushback against the SS wagon. As discussed scum want to keep the silo around for Day 3 funtimes, a scum Nahdia there is looking to keep her partner alive.

Post 3 is interesting given the time it was asked. For a scum Nahdia it's "does my partner's lie get revealed or can we continue to WIFOM the whole cop business after his flip?"

Post 2 is pretty standard "plz don't investigate me".

[Papa Zito]

I am concerned by the Fate nk

Same. I'm trying to figure this out rn.

[Papa Zito]

Post 2 is valid though isn't it?
Couldn't Nahdia just target herself every night?
If she's scum it would genuinely be a waste of time for GiF to have investigated her either way.

This assumes she has what she claims to have.

Post 3 seems a little on the nose too. If she was that worried about S_S why not ask mod directly OOT?

Great question. You'd have to ask her that.

[Papa Zito]

Because she knows her team didn't draw cop and she doesn't want to be investigated.

[Papa Zito]

Because she knows her team didn't draw cop and she doesn't want to be investigated.

Counterintelligence is such a weak role for town that it would definitely counterclaim.

If someone would that'd be great.

I'm not entirely convinced that all the roles were taken tho given that our source for that particular bit of info is...mastin.

[Papa Zito]

Because she knows her team didn't draw cop and she doesn't want to be investigated.

Counterintelligence is such a weak role for town that it would definitely counterclaim.

If someone would that'd be great.

I'm not entirely convinced that all the roles were taken tho given that our source for that particular bit of info is...mastin.

I don't see the incentive to lie about it.

None of mastin's play makes sense.

[Papa Zito]

Let's do a "not-Russia" list.

uh why

[Papa Zito]

i am not following the current wagon on SAD at all, would someone enlighten me here?

So let’s have a look at how strongly SAD works Day 1 to protect SomethingSmart shall we?

oh hey I finally rolled town in a large
but now I have 23 slots to sort...
I'll probably just sheep people who are actually good. (Which is like, everybody. Except me. )

I'm dayvigging the shit out of you.

SAD’s response to SS’s scummy opening. But wait for it …

Why is MoI going after low hanging fruit.

Something Smart is probably town.

Oh look – the second someone voices suspicion of SS suddenly he’s “Low hanging fruit”. Funny that a great person to Nuke suddenly is Town simply because they were getting suspicion.

PAPAZITO IS TOWN

CHEETORY666 IS TOWN

Something Special and Reck leaning town.

And the Town read (with no reasons for such) continues …

You were making hella awkward posts though I needed to PRESSURE you like others did for Something Special.

Now you're both in the VI category of low hanging fruit that are prob town.

Now I will SET MY TRAP CARD:

To see who goes for the low hanging fruit.

MoI and Ceph have already fell into it.

Note the SAD is acknowledging that SS’s posts were worth pressure but everyone who pressured him is suspect. Nice little dichotomy.

Because low hanging fruit != town.

Well they usually lean town if they're making VI yet genuine sounding posts.

Which both Something Special and Nahdia are doing.

STREEETTTCCCHHHING to justify that Something Smart’s posts were a reason to Town read him.

re: the setup, I'll think about that when it's not 2 am.

^ This sounded genuine.

I think scum would have already discussed the setup in their private thread and most of them have already formed opinions about it.

So if scum were asked, even if they have have not formed a strong opinion themselves they would have leaned one way or another due to the amount of discussion regarding the setup in the private thread.

Now obv that's assuming scum discussed the setup, but I strongly believe in that and willing to go on that assumption.

Oh look – terrible reasoning to further justify his “genuine” read on SS’s posts.

Actually take this response on a whole:

VOTE: For

Something_Smart.
Can you give some thoughts on the setup or some reads?

good question

re: the setup, I'll think about that when it's not 2 am.

re: reads, initial feelings say:
towny: Cheetory, mastina, UT, MoI, Spiffeh
scummy: Nukebringer, GiF, Cephrir
conflicting feelings: RC, LLD, Nahdia
discussion tabled for now- Reck

What's easier for scum:

To give thoughts on the setup
Or to give reads.

I think theorizing about the setup or giving your opinion about it etc is much much easier for scum seeing as they have other people who they've already talked to or seen talking about the setup.

The fact that he skips the setup question and answers the reads question just reads super genuine and townie.

To quote DJ Khalid – and another one …

What do you think about what I said about Something Special?

Do you see it as genuine, someone who sincerely hasn't given much thought/bothered with the setup (because I can assure you scum would have much more thought about the setup - so your only two options really are that it reads genuine or that he faked not having any thoughts about the setup)?

Do you disagree that he went after something that is more dangerous when he could've went with the easier route?

And is this:

oh hey I finally rolled town in a large
but now I have 23 slots to sort...
I'll probably just sheep people who are actually good. (Which is like, everybody. Except me. )

^
RED EVERYWHERE IN THIS POST

You only reasoning for your scumread?

Pedit: @GIF

And here we see throwing shade at GiF to suggest that his suspicion of SS is bad – classic chain-sawing.

How are you guys gonna strawman this hard:

every post is a reaction test if you think about it the right way

>being flippant to dodge the point I made

what's your point? obviously it wasn't intended to produce reactions. that doesn't mean I can't look at the reactions it did produce.

He admits he didn't intend for it to be a reaction test, he just happened to be looking at the reactions that it stirred up. I don't see the problem with that?

And yet another defense of how Town SS was.

MoI your whole interaction with Something Special is really

really

really

fucking forced.

I lolled hard when I got to this part of his ISO.

So SAD - why don't you clearly give us a scum read list and any Town reads you might have?

Cheetory, Something Special, Reck
Accountant, Mastina, Zito, Greyice, Nahdia
Mcmenno, EP, Vax, UT, Fate, Cephrir, hiplop, Nukebringer, RC, lrcher
Spyrex, MoI, LLD, GIF, Spiffeh

Oh look one Red Commie Scum flip in this Town and a Blue True American flip in his Null reads. This will be useful for further dissection when SAD flips scum.

It has been 96 pages since Something Special's first post and UT wants to use it now to scumread him and want him lynched.

This is a shallow way of looking at it. UT is entirely right that the opening to a game is one of the most vulnerable times for scum.

I mean, if he caught it on page 3,

or 5, or 10, or anything that's not near page 100, sure.

But he's literally just using it now to scumread someone.

I typically don't like tipping my hand to the scumteam as it is, in this game where I get to just fucking shoot them I'm even less inclined.

A man after my own heart.

I've been slammed lately, but I'm off work Wednesday-Sunday so I'll go back tonight and see what I've missed or skimmed. Off the top of my head though, I'm unsure why SS is getting a pass going into D1 considering that he hasn't done anything that made his first post(s) in the game less awful and his vote on my wagon was opportunistic and scummy as shit. mastina is still terrible and nukeworthy. Grey is town as fk. not a huge fan of Cheet's post right before this. Accountant is town.

vote SS

I still want this to die. I'm nuking it tomorrow, if I don't live that long someone else needs to nuke it.

> "I still want SS to die.
> First time mentioning Something Special in his life.

Cut to much later where SAD is still chainsawing at anyone who suspects SS.

Zzzz Something Special's wagon looks like a disaster of a lynch waiting to happen.

LOL.

Well I guess SS is viable again ...

VOTE: Something Smart

Congrats you have jumped on all 3 leading wagons without good reasons.

Got to give him credit for balls calling my vote for someone he’s been calling me scum for suspecting as “without good reasons”.

Here is where I'm at currently before end of Day1

Reck, Mastina, lrcher, Something Special,
Cheetory, Nahdia, Accountant, Greyice, Cephrir, hiplop, Spiffeh
Zito, Mcmenno, Nukebringer, RC, Fate, EP
Vaxkiller, Spyrex, GIF
UT, MoI, LLD

Need to evaluate some of those reads esp like tier 2 and 4 cuz I have faint memories of some of the slots. And need to actually put in the ~effort~ to pay attention to and prob reread some of the null slots.

prodge because thanksgiving, etc

Claim asap tia.

DO NOT

DO NOT

COUNTER CLAIM

If you don’t see a pre-planned sequence here I can’t help you. It could not be more obvious that SAD knew the Cop claim was coming and wanted to make sure it didn’t get counter-claimed to save his buddy.

[Papa Zito]

Last night was terrorist right? This makes no sense but is total assholes

My best guess outside of random is Reck.

[Papa Zito]

Because she knows her team didn't draw cop and she doesn't want to be investigated.

Counterintelligence is such a weak role for town that it would definitely counterclaim.

If someone would that'd be great.

I'm not entirely convinced that all the roles were taken tho given that our source for that particular bit of info is...mastin.

How would scum Nahdia know that and be confident enough to claim it as soon as possible?

Cuz they're buddies.

Probably.

Maybe.

[Papa Zito]

I can see the interior of my skull.


That's how far back my eyes just rolled.

[Papa Zito]

I know arrogance in assuming you're right after having been right the first day.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

By the way, with the Something_smart wagon

thoroughly

demolished at this point, I can say:
Mission fucking accomplished.

[Papa Zito]

This REEKS of being Zito's brand of trolling, if you know facts about Zito's personality. Look at his posting in speakeasy in particular and you'll get a fairly decent idea of what I mean. Zito thrives on this sort of thing, so he fits perfectly.

Normally I'd ask for specific examples but in this case that would just result in more mastin posts.

[Papa Zito]

Yes that's the rational explanation.

[Papa Zito]

hurray I'm confirmed town

[Papa Zito]

FOR THE BLOOD GOD

VOTE: ep

Zito you will be avenged all is as khorne wills

Well boys it's been fun I guess.

Mastin we're never going to be in the same game again jsyk.

[Papa Zito]

Zito you will be avenged all is as khorne wills

I don't think you're town in this game but yeah I hope so.

[Papa Zito]

I believe in you Cheeto.

[Papa Zito]

If you're sub zito and you shot me I'm gonna be soo sad

1/2 ain't bad

[Papa Zito]

Oh my god she talked to me. I mean actually talked to me. Not about me, and not using completely moonbeams meta conspiracies, but actually engaged me in conversation. Today truly is a holy day. Strike up the band, let the confetti fly, someone find me a giant oversized novelty key, we must properly celebrate this historic event. Where's the poet laureate, only the best to commemorate this most awesome of occurances. And all it took was a fucking nuke. Hallelujah.

I am the sub because I'm the best and Andrius is the best and together we form Best Squared. I don't know what order he's going to remove people from the list so I can't guarantee anything there.

[Papa Zito]

And my plan was to quietly hang out and bs with you guys and silently trim the fat since we're way ahead in the pitch count here but fortunately mastin is here with dumbass "plans" to ruin everything great job gold star.

My only consolation is that because Andrius is The Best I'm assured my death will be a spectacular one.

[Papa Zito]

I shot my biggest scumread.

I honestly don't know if I should say who that is.

[Papa Zito]

My sub is better than yours

[Papa Zito]

God dammit I wheeled and dealer and traded my nuke for my life

I'm gonna fuckin use it goddamit

Keep an eye on the clock with the Sub shot (or shots I forget both lists) and make sure you have a target lined up before you may expire.

I'm on the second one only. The updated list comes tomorrow yeah?

Who do we like for SK? I'm SK hunting now since that motherfucker has a sub

I don't think it's a coincidence that the SK fired right after Reck posted/appeared on my list.

[Papa Zito]

Zito did you shoot reck?

This is important for using our nukes effectively

idk what to do here

If I announce my target can the scums counter it? I really need this individual to die.

[Papa Zito]

Hmm ok. I'm targeting RedCoyote.

[Papa Zito]

Oh my god she talked to me. I mean actually talked to me. Not about me, and not using completely moonbeams meta conspiracies, but actually engaged me in conversation. Today truly is a holy day. Strike up the band, let the confetti fly, someone find me a giant oversized novelty key, we must properly celebrate this historic event. Where's the poet laureate, only the best to commemorate this most awesome of occurances. And all it took was a fucking nuke. Hallelujah.

I am the sub because I'm the best and Andrius is the best and together we form Best Squared. I don't know what order he's going to remove people from the list so I can't guarantee anything there.

...Isn't that the point of subs... To be a

hidden

nuker?

Ircher you're a national treasure.

[Papa Zito]

reminder that someone needs to kill mastin before that walking train wreck gets anywhere near lylo

[Papa Zito]

Carry the torch for me LLD.

[Papa Zito]

why oh why must mastina die

Do you

really

want a slot that's playing that badly to stay in the game?

[Papa Zito]

Who fucking cares.

[Papa Zito]

This sucks.

[Papa Zito]

are you trying to make sure phone users (hello SpyreX) can't play anymore or something

[Papa Zito]

nah but you're not v likely town

[Papa Zito]

wait so I'm not dead?

[Papa Zito]

Vax is town based on Spiffeh interactions.

VOTE: Accountant

[Papa Zito]

i think spiffeh was telling the truth when he called me vs accountant town v town

you already dont think im likely to be scum zito, do you think spiffeh called accountant vs me town v town when it was actually scum v scum

I don't believe anything he said directly and I dunno why you're asking me to take a flipped scum at his word.

[Papa Zito]

I guess you missed:

I don't believe anything he said directly and I dunno why you're asking me to take a flipped scum at his word.

What I did see was a continual attack on a weak Vax slot though which tells me he's likely town.

[Papa Zito]

[Day 3, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

Papa Zito looked furtively at his watch. He walked over to the short-range scanner and saw nothing. "Ops, where did that ICBM go?" He turned to look at the two young men operating the scanners.

"No idea. It just disappeared a minute ago."

Papa Zito shook us head. "ICBMs do not just disappear in-flight."

"We'll check again. If its out there, we'll find it." The men saluted and returned to their work.

"Back to your posts," He said to the Spectator a gathered around. "We're not dead yet."

As his staff saluted and returned to battlestations, he glanced at his watch one last time before heading to his quarters for a drink.

AYYYYYYYYYY

[Papa Zito]

Cheeto you're my hero.

VOTE: hiplop

[Papa Zito]

$5 says most of you forgot he was in this game.

[Papa Zito]

Did he? Hang on.

[Papa Zito]

gdi

Have you seen hiplop's voting history and posting patterns?

Now I actually have to read things.

[Papa Zito]

oh UNVOTE: hiplop[/vote]

[Papa Zito]

fuck sake UNVOTE: hiplop

[Papa Zito]

What?

[Papa Zito]

"Guys have you seen how little the cop inno posted?"

It makes me think you're like blatantly not following the game.

Which given the fucking bullshit our resident fuckfaces inflicted on us, not that surprising, but like... I haven't read most of the idiocy pages and I still knew that.

Congrats.

[Papa Zito]

Once McMenno and SpyreX are dead I can start going insane with having no idea who's scum so that's exciting

Why does scum SpyreX save me tho.

[Papa Zito]

would just like to point out that McMenno thought he could launch another nuke after canceling his first. and he tried to nuke RedCoyote.

and what

[Papa Zito]

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[Papa Zito]

dafuq

[Papa Zito]

Me not nuking Zito ironically would have saved Red Coyote's life, because SpyreX sabotaged my nuke and therefore Zito would have shot someone else.

jfc