DEFCON Mafia 4.0 - СЛАВА РОССИИ МАТЕРИ

[SpyreX]

Accountant i dont thin your scum I'll put the srs hat on tomorrow at lrast some

[Nahdia]

Do you think we should wait to lynch him?

[mastina]

It's tempting to lolhammer here.
Even though I just said I'd never join the wagon.
And someone else is going to just hammer McMenno literally five minutes from now anyway.
But eh. I suppose I'll leave it to that person.

[SpyreX]

Waiting doesn't summon the nuke fairy

[GuyInFreezer]

It's tempting to lolhammer here.
Even though I just said I'd never join the wagon.
And someone else is going to just hammer McMenno literally five minutes from now anyway.
But eh. I suppose I'll leave it to that person.

I got you
VOTE: McMenno

[Untrod Tripod]

aw man

I was going to ask if it was going to be me

then I was going to say ~mysteries~

[Untrod Tripod]

you ruined it GiF

[Cephrir]

i wish i had a nuke i could use every time someone refers to spiffeh's list

i should have taken a nuke just to remove vca from the game

[Cheetory6]

You could have nuked me.
That would have been nice of you.

[Cephrir]

sry my bad

[Nahdia]

[Cheetory6]

Lol.

[Andrius]

Votecount

McMenno [8] - Cephrir, McMenno, Lady Lambdadelta, Nahdia, Cheetory6, xRECKONERx, SpyreX, GuyInFreezer

MagnaofIllusion[2] - GreyICE, mastina
mastina [1] - Untrod Tripod
Lady Lambdadelta [1] - Vaxkiller

Not Voting [2] - hiplop, MagnaofIllusion

With 14 alive it takes 8 to lynch.

It is now DEFCON 1. Day 3 will last until 12/16/2016 at 21:00 hours PST.


Projected Impact Times:
none

[Andrius]

[Day 3, DEFCON 1 - McMenno]

"Why do nukes even have an ABORT LAUNCH feature? If I hate someone enough to consign them to a hot fiery nuclear death I sure as America don't want to abort." -- McMenno

"Mr President. We've got another Russian commander."
"Excellent. Who?"
"General McMenno. We caught him aborting an ICBM launch on a late Russian Operative."
"Very well. You have my permission to execute him."
"Sir, we don't DO executions without a trial and full military tri--."
"This is nuclear armageddon and America has already lost enough people. No games. Take him out back and shoot him or something. He's a Russian, right? Waste him."
"Yes, sir."

General McMenno went along quietly. Worse comes worse he would get thrown in a brig until the end of the war and then intelligence can sort out this mess. He knew if he cooperated he would be fed, at least.

Suddenly, the escort took a call. The lead officer looked at him, and replied in the affirmative. The escort suddenly diverted away from the black van to the side of the building. They led him to the wall and dropped him with a rifle butt to the face. As he struggled to recover he looked up into the faces of four men with pistols drawn.

"Wait, I'm not a damn--"

McMenno, American (Missile Silo), Executed D3.

It is now Night Three. Night Three will last for 48 hours, during which all players with a Night Action may take action.
Night One will end at 20:30 PST on 12/07/2016.

That being said, I will allow for ACCELERATED NIGHT if I receive assent from all living players.

[Andrius]

[Andrius]

Night Three is Over.
Standby for modscene...

[Andrius]

[Day Four, DEFCON 1]

Director GuyInFreezer didn't have time for this crap. Pulling individual files from the archives was taking too much time, and Americans were dying by the millions, commanders by the dozens. The Russian bombing was relentless. He waved his ID and entered the Archives, buring deep beneath Langley. The guard allowed him in, and the Archivist understood what needed to be done.

"With these archives, I'll vet the entire bloody Task Force and move outwards from there. Start with Admiral Andrius. We need to see his file as well."


...


Thousands of feet above him, high in the clouds, the Russian Stealth Bomber dropped its payload on Langley. Director GuyInFreezer and his entire staff on duty were bombed into the dust.

GuyInFreezer, American (Espionage), was Bombed N3.

"Captain, we have an emergency."

Captain RECKONER paid his lieutenant no mind. There were Elmo gifs to post to the Task Force headquarters. "Handle it."

"CAPTAIN, THERE IS A SINGLE UNIDENTIFIED FIGHTER JET HEADED STRAIGHT TOWARDS OUR POSITION."

RECK simply showed his lieutenant his tablet:



"Shoot it down or something. U.S.S. HEYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEA will NOT sink because of one fighter. What can it possible do?"

Just then, the speakers on the Aircraft Carrier began playing the same song simultaneously.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Captain RECK screamed as he stood up. "NO ONE HEYEAYEAYEAYEAYEA's ME ON MY OWN SHIP. FIRE ALL THE COUNTERMEASURES. SCRAMBLE ALL JETS. THAT THING DIES NOW."

"C-C-Captain, whoever this is has hacked all of our systems: That Elmo gif, its EVERYWHERE."

CAPTAIN RECKONER was furious. "NO ONE OUT HE-MANS ME."

Just then, the single fighter jet plowed into the bridge, detonating its ordinances.

The U.S.S. HEYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEA sank within the hour.

xRECKONERx, American (Aircraft Carrier), Trolled N3!

It is now Day Four, which will end at 21:00 PST on 12/21/2016.
With 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

LASTLY. NUCLEAR LAUNCHES AND DEATHS DO NOT RESET THE VOTECOUNT.

[Nahdia]

what the fuck, hero

[Cheetory6]

How in the fuck was doc not on either of them.

[Nahdia]

did RECK blind roleblock into the god damn unclaimeds or something

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Cephrir, GreyICE, MoI

It's time for these 3 to massclaim and the one who owns the Battleship is getting roped/nuked.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

did RECK blind roleblock into the god damn unclaimeds or something

Ok you're getting nuked today for this

[Nahdia]

Battleship coulda been with Russians all along if something else stopped their kill and they tried to kill GiF.

[Nahdia]

Tried to kill GiF the night before last, that is.

[mastina]

Cephrir, GreyICE, MoI
It's time for these 3 to massclaim and the one who owns the Battleship is getting roped/nuked.

Alternatively,

Nuke: Cephrir

.
VOTE: MagnaofIllusion.

We just leave GreyICE alive and let the deaths of Cephrir and Magna serve as GreyICE's roleclaim.