Generic uPick - Sentence fragments aside, the game is over.

Ether · Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:41 am

I'm going off for a bit, actually, but post here and send me a rolename PM, and I'll work something out when I get back.

I won't make a setup with less than six players, and I'll probably

only

use the six names I like best. Probably. We'll see.

Alive: 2/6

Flameaxe - The Grammar Nazi of South Florida, mafia
ShadowLurker - Sheila Kennedy, mafia

Dead: 4/6

Yosarian2 - The Borg, town, killed Day 1
xyzzy - The Obfuscator, town, lynched Day 1
bird1111 - bear, town, killed in endgame
PokerFace - sadist, town, killed in endgame

Ether · Post Post #15 (isolation #1) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:27 pm

Apologies for the delay. Roles have been sent to the following people:

bird1111
Flameaxe
PokerFace
ShadowLurker
xyzzy
Yosarian2

Pick up the role PM and we're cool.

Ether · Post Post #27 (isolation #2) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:31 pm

It is still pregame.

Ether · Post Post #36 (isolation #3) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:38 pm

It is

now

Day 1.

Ether · Post Post #54 (isolation #4) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:42 pm

Votecount wrote:3 xyzzy (PokerFace, ShadowLurker, Flameaxe)
1 bird1111 (Yosarian2)
1 ShadowLurker (xyzzy)
1 Yosarian2 (bird1111)

6 alive; 4 to lynch.

Ether · Post Post #79 (isolation #5) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:48 pm

Votecount wrote:1 xyzzy (Flameaxe)
1 bird1111 (Yosarian2)
1 PokerFace (ShadowLurker)
1 ShadowLurker (xyzzy)
1 Yosarian2 (bird1111)

1 Unvote (PokerFace)

6 alive; 4 to lynch.

Ether · Post Post #101 (isolation #6) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:52 pm

Votecount wrote:1 xyzzy (Flameaxe)
1 bird1111 (Yosarian2)
1 PokerFace (ShadowLurker)
1 ShadowLurker (xyzzy)
1 Yosarian2 (bird1111)

1 Unvote (PokerFace)

6 alive; 4 to lynch.

Ether · Post Post #127 (isolation #7) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:02 pm

Votecount wrote:1 bird1111 (Yosarian2)
1 PokerFace (ShadowLurker)
1 ShadowLurker (xyzzy)
1 xyzzy (Flameaxe)
1 Yosarian2 (bird1111)

1 Unvote (PokerFace)

6 alive; 4 to lynch.

Ether · Post Post #151 (isolation #8) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:08 pm

Votecount wrote:1 bird1111 (Yosarian2)
1 Flameaxe (bird1111)
1 ShadowLurker (xyzzy)
1 xyzzy (Flameaxe)
1 Yosarian2 (ShadowLurker)

1 Unvote (PokerFace)

6 alive; 4 to lynch.

Ether · Post Post #171 (isolation #9) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:14 pm

STOP.

Ether · Post Post #180 (isolation #10) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:21 pm

I said "stop" back there. Do I have no authority?

Yosarian says something about xyzzy, but then he suddenly trails off. Flameaxe is standing over him, with a freshly-sharpened pencil placed against his throat. There is an odd gleam in his eye.

"You, sir, have spliced your commas for the last time."

Yosarian2, The Borg, Town, has perished. Votecounts have been reset. Proceed.

Ether · Post Post #198 (isolation #11) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:33 pm

I am going to count that as a lynch.

Cutscene aside, scum win.

Ether · Post Post #225 (isolation #12) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:40 pm

Xyzzy tries to vanish confusingly into the shadows, but Flameaxe is too quick for him.

"Jathan and I are disappointed in you all," he says, petting Jathan who, despite being 10, is also a former Penthouse Pet of the year. "We will establish a new town, in which your filthy grammar is not tolerated." He huggles Jathan. Oh, Ever is probably so happy he isn't in this game and doesn't have to see this. Not that I'm insinuating anything.

So, um, yeah, then they kill you all.

Ether · Post Post #239 (isolation #13) » Sat Mar 29, 2008 4:48 pm

Flameaxe wrote:You are
the
Grammar Nazi of South Florida. You once represented South Florida in the national grammar nazi conventions, having kicked out California to give you the fiftieth seat. Your soulmate Sheila Kennedy (Jathan) helped you, and you are scum together. When a player makes a grammatical error in-thread, you may correct it--also in-thread. If you correct the same person three times, PM me and I will announce a cutscene in which you flip out and daykill it. You may only kill once per day, and this is the only kill method your mafia possesses. You do not have a nightkill. You win with the mafia.

Flameaxe invoked Yosarian's posts 62, 93 and 158 against him. "Superawesomness"

is

a word.

ShadowLurker wrote:You are Sheila Kennedy. Your soulmate is Adam, who is apparently from South Florida. That makes this easy for me. You are scum with the Grammar Nazi of South Florida (Flameaxe). Every night, you may sleep with a player. It'll be roleblocked, but the next night, its role might be improved without its knowledge. You do not have a nightkill. You win with the mafia.

xyzzy wrote:You are The Obfuscator. You are a crime-fighting superhero, using the powers of KEEPING ME FROM REVEALING ROLES UPON DEATH to save the town. Every night, you may target a player; you will receive its alignment, but the alignment won't be revealed on death. Neither will yours, if you ever target anyone. You win with the town.

Yosarian2 wrote:You are the Borg. Right now, you are made up of Yosarian, but every night, you may assimilate another nonplayer to join you. You may daytalk freely. You are the only Borg with a vote, but their votes will also be registered on votecounts, and the others are voted and killed separately from you. You are the only recruiter. You all win with the town.

PokerFace wrote:You are a sadist. Your manslave enjoys it when you whip him, but not everyone does. Every night, you may torture a player. It will
know.
You win with the town.

bird111 wrote:You are a bear. You may smell a player every night to learn the name of one person who targetted it. I do not feel witty. You win with the town.