Spoil a Wish II
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Farren He/HimBest Overall Mish Mash PlayerHe/Him
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Granted. Your desk is now one foot closer to the ceiling.
I wish for a replay of yesterday's lunch; it was excellent.Mish-Mash Janitor
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. It's not so excellent this time around and you get food poisoning from it.
I wish for the bugs in my apartment to stop setting off the smoke alarms.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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iamveryhappy allMafia Scumall
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Granted. The bugs now set off the burglary alarms.
I wish that I didn't have exams.iavh is slightly annoyed-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. You have been expelled from the class they were for.
I wish to be a better writer.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Ethel Townie
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- Joined: December 20, 2021
Granted. You are blessed with exceptional literary talent, but you are only allowed to write cooking recipes. Beautifully written as those are, it pains you that your true talent will never be known.
I wish my dreamcatcher actually worked.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Joined: May 6, 2008
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. The Ojibwe aren't fond of you using a non-traditional dreamcatcher made by New Age people appropriating their culture, and they curse your dreamcatcher so that you only ever get nightmares.
I wish I had a true quiet space of my own in my parents' house.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Ethel Townie
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Granted. The monsters from A Quiet Place invade earth and now every space is quiet space.
I wish I always knew which joke would make the person I'm talking to laugh the most.-
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Farren He/HimBest Overall Mish Mash PlayerHe/Him
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- Location: Washington State, USA.
Granted. You lose the ability to judge when you should not tell these jokes. No one you talk to can ever get anything productive done again.
I wish for an exciting new wardrobe.Mish-Mash Janitor
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. The sheer cost of it bankrupts you.
I wish for my brother's birthday to go well.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Ethel Townie
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Granted. Your brother's birthday goes splendidly. The next day, he gets abducted by aliens.
I wish to receive a lifelong free-entry pass, valid for every cinema in the world.-
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
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Granted. Everybody else gets this pass, and no film ever gets made because nobody pays for them anymore.
I wish people truly appreciated and loved me for who I am.-
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Ethel Townie
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Granted. Everyone around you loves you and wants you to themselves, leading to jealous fights erupting everywhere you go.
I wish my cat could talk to me, in a human language that I understand.-
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
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Granted. Your cat is fucking racist and transphobic.
I wish your cat wasn't racist and transphobic.-
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Ethel Townie
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Granted. My cat is now xenophobic and homophobic instead.
I wish my cat was nice towards all forms of life.-
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
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Granted. As a carnivore, your cat starves to death after refusing to participate in the harming of all forms of life.
I wish you can wind back time to when your cat was alive.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Joined: May 6, 2008
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. Ethel does not get younger accordingly and can't use that power to grant effective immortality.
I wish this house I am visiting weren't so trashed.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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iamveryhappy allMafia Scumall
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Granted. It instead is completely devoid of anything. Just walls.
I wish people would use common sense in everyday life.iavh is slightly annoyed-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. Nothing innovative ever happens because people are so unwilling to stray from tradition, and scientific progress grinds to a halt.
I wish to know if my cat misses me.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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vonflare doot
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granted, and the answer is 'no'.
I wish for greater clarity in road signage - specifically, all intersections that don't have a stop sign are installed with a 'go' sign for contrast.THIS POST IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Joined: May 6, 2008
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. People treat the go sign the same as a green light, and car crashes (especially collisions with pedestrians) increase as a result.
I wish for people to be better drivers generally.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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humaneatingmonkey Survivor
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Granted. Everyone has a car and gets to practice every day, exacerbating climate change and the negative effects it has on our society.
I wish every city had efficient, safe, and comfortable public transport that everybody can use without paywall.-
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DragonEater70 He/HimJack of All TradesHe/Him
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Granted. Everyone's income tax has doubled though.
I wish there was no longer income tax.-
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. Sales and property taxes are raised to compensate.
I wish my nephew didn't blast loud rap music while he's recording.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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Alianna She/HerDeath by 1000 PagetopsShe/Her
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- Joined: February 23, 2022
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- Location: Land of the Freeze
Granted. He instead blasts The Duck Song on loop.
I wish my mom wasn't a flat-Earther.I townread Alianna.
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StrangerCoug He/HimDoes not ComputeHe/Him
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- Posts: 12457
- Joined: May 6, 2008
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- Location: San Antonio, Texas
Granted. She is a young-Earth creationist.
I wish for my younger niece to enjoy the birthday present I got her.STRANGERCOUG: Stranger Than You!
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