New York 138: OxyMoron Mafia :: Game Over!

[Johhog]

No reason to put effort into that, especially when I don't really have any scumreads. Also I claimed way before I meant to.

[fatlikepig]

I'm going to try something:

1: Why do you play Mafia?

Because I'm bored. Also as a mind-training type exercise, I guess.

2: How old are you?

However old you want me to be.

3: How would you describe your general thought process?

I like to think about things from other peoples' perspectives.

4: What is your time-zone?

GMT +10

5: How do you approach unique problems in need of solution?

Use a combination of previous experience and ingenuity. Mostly previous experience, actually.

6: What is your favorite precious metal, and why?

Gold!

7: How would you approach this game as town?

Scumhunt as much as possible, try to stay active, don't let anyone sway you too easily.

8: How would you approach this game as scum?

Pretend to do things when you actually aren't.

9: What is your gender?

Male

10: Are you nervous?

Not... particularly, no.

11: What is your experience level?

I'd call myself still quite the newbie.

12: What are your strongest emotions?

Anger. Lots of it.

13: What's your general activity level?
I try to stay active, real life has other plans for me though.

14: What is your plan in this game?

Do the things I said I'd do as town.

15: Which do you prefer: RVS, RQS, or other? (If Other, please explain.)

RVS

16: Do you have a reputation? What for?

Nope.

17: Do you prefer playing as town, scum, or other? (If Other, please explain.)

In general, scum. Deception is fun!

18: What are your favorite three roles?

Ooh, toughie. Goon, Roleblocker and Town Cop would be my three, I guess.

19: What order are those favorite roles in?

Roleblocker, Goon, Town Cop.

20: What is your stance on lurkers?

Lurking is a null read to me, but it still annoys the crap out of me. Active lurking is an entirely different matter though.

21: How do you plan on catching scum?

Read between the lines. Ask questions.

22: What do these questions mean to you?

I love answering questionnaires. Also, I can see how some of these might be useful for scumhunting, though I'm wary that answers can be twisted and turned to suit one's purposes.

23: What is the airspeed velocity of a coconut-laden swallow?

...I'll get back to you on that one

24: You see someone waving their arms and directing you to go right. How do you respond?

Walk over to them and wave back. Preferably with a goofy smile on my face.

[redFF]

IMA CLAIM NOW GUYS
FOR REAL THIS TIME
WAIT AND SEE
HERE IT COMES
IM GOING TO CLAIM
REALLY

votes someone he doesn't think is scum

Can we lynch Johhog now?

[Johhog]

Why would you lynch me when I easily can prove my ability?

And yeah, I don't really have any scumreads but we need a lynch. You was my last scumread redFF, but the very unexplained Xanatos thing probably makes you town.

[Ironhead]

You claim to be an even night vig? Here is how I envision you "proving" your ability:

Night 1, no vig kill -- "I told you guys I'm an even night scum; just wait until tomorrow!"
Night 2, no vig kill -- "Gosh, I must have been role-blocked! Don't worry, I'll get 'em next time!"
Night 3, no vig kill -- "Only one more night until I can finally prove my ability!"
Night 4, no vig kill -- "Shucks, what are the odds of being role-blocked

again

? Don't lynch me bro, I'm legit!"
Day 5 -- Johhog is lynched and flips scum.

Maybe I'm wrong and you will flip vig. If so, I'm going to facepalm and lament players like you who panic and claim when unnecessary. Regardless, I'm going to push for your lynch as early as possible -- why wait until Day 5 to lynch you when we can do so now and save the following days for real scumhunting, instead of incessant discussions of should we/shouldn't we polluting this thread?

UNVOTE: OVERSOUL
VOTE: JOHHOG

[Empking]

Is he dead yet?

[Johhog]

If so, I'm going to facepalm and lament players like you who panic and claim when unnecessary.

If you do that you should facepalm once more and curse players like yourself who can't read and don't have any capability at all of understanding reactions (panicking? lol. claim when unnecessary? lol). Yeah, at least two scum on my wagon, I'm afraid I don't know who. You should all learn some theory though, not good to lynch a proven townie. Also why do you even assume there is a scum roleblocker Ironhead?

FoS: Ironhead

Btw, Empking is town, but very, very dumb.

[Johhog]

I'm fucking mad at idiots like Ironhead (if he's town that is).

[Johhog]

Playing strength of the players in this game.

1. Empking - Sucks.
2. Hoppster - Pretty good, but way too impatient in this game.
3. Estyn (requesting replacement) - Good.
4. Xeras - Decent.
5. Foolish Fool (Haylen + JordanA24) - Good.
6. mastin2 - Good.
7. Vifam - Fail.
8. Lady Lambadelta - Fail.
9. projectmatt - Fail.
10. David Xanatos - Good.
11. Oversoul - Good.
12. Ironhead - Idiot.
13. bvoigt - Good.
14. LordChronos (requesting replacement) - Good.
15. Johhog - Awesome.
16. fatlikepig - Fail.
17. Secret Project (evilpacman18 + MrBump) - Good.
18. Otolia - Good.
19. lewarcher82 (needs to be replaced) - Best player in the fucking game.
20. redFF - Fucking fail.

[Johhog]

Btw, fuck you all. Learn to play Mafia please. Listen to Mastin, who is town, but don't listen do Empking, who is sucky town.

[projectmatt]

John, I'm pretty sure your lynch was just hammered on. If you flip town I don't have much to say, because yes, you claimed way before you should have and softclaiming so randomly just kind of made you beg to be put at L-1. At this point though, I have a terrible feeling you may but a bad town, but voting Vifam when he's towntold so exclusively today to you? Voting Vifam when you 'reaction tested' him for half of the thread and called him completely town? God.

[Johhog]

No, I'm a better town than some of you. Look at yourself. Look at Empking. And I didn't claim too early, if the town wasn't retarded we would've been scumhunting frantically by now, trying to find a scum. The deadline was approaching, so I needed a claim. Learn by me.

[Johhog]

I understand why lewarcher replaced out now. Every game has a couple of experienced failtown players, like Empking (who is usually an OK player) but there is so many sucky newbs in Large Normals, making the game unbearable.

[projectmatt]

I'm sorry for logically deducing why you are scum and getting frusrated when your retorts are simply insults. I'm terrible at this game - I agree. If you were a good town like you claim to me you wouldn't be voting your top town read (and someone who I think has towntold quite a lot) that you wasted half of your posts on because of "gut".

[Johhog]

Lol. You really think Vifam is my top town read if I'm voting him?

And yeah, you deserve to be insulted. You had no case at all (you apparently thought it would take too long time to make one), I responded to your piece of crap worth nothing but you still didn't make a case. And gut owns logic, btw. If there is another vig (quite unlikely) a player like Matt is a good target.

[Johhog]

And if you, as you claim you did, "logically deduced" that I was scum, why didn't you share your reasoning with us. Oh I get it. You was too lazy to do it. Fuck you.

[projectmatt]

He was your top town read. You reaction tested him for ages. Making your top town read the d1 lynch based off of "gut" is stupid as hell.

You didn't retort anything. And anything you did retort I retored back which you responded to with "lol matt is such an idiot "

I did share my reasoning. You just think it isn't there. Read the game or fuck off. Good job trying to kill two of your town reads because you're angry at being lynched, you champ.

[Johhog]

Read the game or fuck off.

Play the game or fuck off. Also I would never lynch a town read, lol. LEARN2READ.

[projectmatt]

You address me as town. You address Vifam as town. If I look a few pages back I'll find a post that says "projectmatt and vifam are probably both VI's". IE: You read us as town. Vifam is a stronger town read for you because of the way you tested him, and you're voting him. You are voting to lynch who was your top town read for no reason at all. On day one.

Reading comprehension is a valuable skill.

[Johhog]

LEARN2READ.

[projectmatt]

I wish I didn't know how to, John. I wish.

[Johhog]

ITT we lynch confirmed

townies

vigs.

[redFF]

yeah your claim doesn't make you unlynchable. Honestly johhog is still looking scummy.

[Johhog]

Normally it would make me unlynchable, but unfortunately you guys sucked at theory and you lynched me instead, a claimed vig, on Day 1. So yeah, fuck you redFF.

[redFF]

yeah but you only claimed vig when there was a huge wagon on you lol. You were already looking scummy, you could very easily be (and I think you are) scum fakeclaiming lol.