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[Papa Zito]

too late to /out?

Yup. Talk to your mod.

/in to mod

Sorry, you're already in the Open queue.

[ICEninja]

/in.

It is time.

[bionicchop2]

/in for next

[redFF]

/in to mod

[Midnight's Sorrow]

/in for whatever

[PyroDwarf]

/in for next
Back after long break. Got the bug again.

[kondi2424]

/in

[Papa Zito]

Me=Weird gets a thing. Will it be an epic thing?

Game 1267

1. triangle123
2. Pine
3. Retrospective
4. Bezukhov
5. Regfan
6. Beyond_Birthday
7. ICEninja
8. bionicchop2
9. Midnight's Sorrow

Panacea

will cure all your woes with a swift death, join plz.

[Magister Ludi]

Zito, how is it possible a game now below me is in signups when I submitted my stuff to you several weeks (months) ago?

[Magister Ludi]

A least give me a straight answer here in thread, instead of waffling in pm's and doing absolutely nothing. It's not actually that I even need this game any more for modding experience, but I'd actually like to know wtf you've been doing for the last while.

[Panacea]

Master Ludi, any chance your game's in review?

[kiwieagle]

Zito, how is it possible a game now below me is in signups when I submitted my stuff to you several weeks (months) ago?

[Pine]

I would also like the review process expedited. I sent in my workup two weeks ago today, and I'm noticeably ahead of both ML and kiwieagle on the queue (eighth from the top, seventh if you discount Nero Cain). Unlike ML, this

is

holding up my ability to mod games, and I have a number of ideas I'm just itching to see in action. Perhaps designating new reviewing team(s) is in order.

[Empking's Alt]

/in for next?

[Papa Zito]

A least give me a straight answer here in thread, instead of waffling in pm's and doing absolutely nothing. It's not actually that I even need this game any more for modding experience, but I'd actually like to know wtf you've been doing for the last while.

I've given you a straight answer every goddamn time you've graced my inbox with your petulant bullshit, but SURE I'll give it to you here in public too.

1. People are reviewed in the order in which their setups are received. In YOUR case, you tried to sidestep the process with bullshit QTs you created yourself. So sorry you chose not to follow the process but that's your own fault you dumbass.
2. I have no control over how long those reviews last. If you decide to be a whiny bitch (which is what I suspect you'll do) you'll be in review longer. In which case you won't get to step #3 as fast.
3. You go into signups in order of the queue. Since this was so hard the first 10 times you asked me, let me be EXTREMELY CLEAR so you get it this time.

Nero Cain (on hold)
hohum
mb53
Razgriz
mastin2
Megatron
Occult
Pine
Baby Spice
Ythan
Hrezs
Surye
bobsnox
hiplop
Midnight's Sorrow
Frost
mockingjaye
kiwieagle
malpascp
Magister Ludi
nintendoaddict1
+ Panacea

now in signups

Timeater
+ Equinox
Humble Poirot
David Xanatos
mozamis
Whiskers
noraaa
+ monk
+ Klazam
+ Scott Brosius
CooLDoG
ThirdKoopa
Primate
Battousai
Captain Corporal
+ Beck
Ankamius
Krazy
lewarcher82
Xeras
kdowns
Lucronis
redFF



See those people with the little + by their names? Those people turned in their stuff, waited patiently for their turn to be reviewed, got reviewed, and are now waiting patiently to start their games. Those people did not throw little pissant fits to the listmod in PMs and then try to take their little gripes public.

Now, you see all those other people who don't have a little + by their names? Those people either took a while to turn in their stuff, haven't turned in anything yet, or are being reviewed. Once they clear a review, they'll get a little + by their names. Am I going too fast here? I can slow down.

Check this shit out:

+ Panacea

now in signups

+ Equinox
+ monk
+ Klazam
+ Scott Brosius
+ Beck

This is the current signup order. How did I get this? I took all the people with + on their names and made a little list. The + is important, I hope you're getting this. Let's say Captain Corporal (who's in review atm) happens to have his setup finish review soon. The list will look like this:

+ Panacea

now in signups

+ Equinox
+ monk
+ Klazam
+ Scott Brosius
+ Captain Corporal
+ Beck

Do you know what this means? Probably not, let me spell it out. This means that he'll go into signups before Beck will, even though Beck passed review before he did. Why? Cuz he joined the queue before Beck. Holy shit what a concept.

But whyyyyy

(I can hear you whine)

do they get to go before meeeeeee?

Because I'm not holding up the entire queue just because your limited intelligence can't figure this out.

Now fuck off.

I would also like the review process expedited.

No, that's not the way it works. Reviews don't get "expedited". There are no special snowflakes here.

[Pine]

I'd like to apologize for joining the witch hunt. ML's request seemed reasonable, and I was unaware of the other circumstances. I'll wait my turn in the queue and direct any further questions to a private channel.

[Robocopter87]

Darn, I can't seem to find a funny enough picture to describe how much this made me laugh.

(For the Record. Zitos right. And thats just the way it is.)

[Slaxx]

What we have here is failure to communicate.

[Lady Lambdadelta]

A least give me a straight answer here in thread, instead of waffling in pm's and doing absolutely nothing. It's not actually that I even need this game any more for modding experience, but I'd actually like to know wtf you've been doing for the last while.

I've given you a straight answer every goddamn time you've graced my inbox with your petulant bullshit, but SURE I'll give it to you here in public too.

1. People are reviewed in the order in which their setups are received. In YOUR case, you tried to sidestep the process with bullshit QTs you created yourself. So sorry you chose not to follow the process but that's your own fault you dumbass.
2. I have no control over how long those reviews last. If you decide to be a whiny bitch (which is what I suspect you'll do) you'll be in review longer. In which case you won't get to step #3 as fast.
3. You go into signups in order of the queue. Since this was so hard the first 10 times you asked me, let me be EXTREMELY CLEAR so you get it this time.

Nero Cain (on hold)
hohum
mb53
Razgriz
mastin2
Megatron
Occult
Pine
Baby Spice
Ythan
Hrezs
Surye
bobsnox
hiplop
Midnight's Sorrow
Frost
mockingjaye
kiwieagle
malpascp
Magister Ludi
nintendoaddict1
+ Panacea

now in signups

Timeater
+ Equinox
Humble Poirot
David Xanatos
mozamis
Whiskers
noraaa
+ monk
+ Klazam
+ Scott Brosius
CooLDoG
ThirdKoopa
Primate
Battousai
Captain Corporal
+ Beck
Ankamius
Krazy
lewarcher82
Xeras
kdowns
Lucronis
redFF



See those people with the little + by their names? Those people turned in their stuff, waited patiently for their turn to be reviewed, got reviewed, and are now waiting patiently to start their games. Those people did not throw little pissant fits to the listmod in PMs and then try to take their little gripes public.

Now, you see all those other people who don't have a little + by their names? Those people either took a while to turn in their stuff, haven't turned in anything yet, or are being reviewed. Once they clear a review, they'll get a little + by their names. Am I going too fast here? I can slow down.

Check this shit out:

+ Panacea

now in signups

+ Equinox
+ monk
+ Klazam
+ Scott Brosius
+ Beck

This is the current signup order. How did I get this? I took all the people with + on their names and made a little list. The + is important, I hope you're getting this. Let's say Captain Corporal (who's in review atm) happens to have his setup finish review soon. The list will look like this:

+ Panacea

now in signups

+ Equinox
+ monk
+ Klazam
+ Scott Brosius
+ Captain Corporal
+ Beck

Do you know what this means? Probably not, let me spell it out. This means that he'll go into signups before Beck will, even though Beck passed review before he did. Why? Cuz he joined the queue before Beck. Holy shit what a concept.

But whyyyyy

(I can hear you whine)

do they get to go before meeeeeee?

Because I'm not holding up the entire queue just because your limited intelligence can't figure this out.

Now fuck off.

I would also like the review process expedited.

No, that's not the way it works. Reviews don't get "expedited". There are no special snowflakes here.

[Magister Ludi]

Yeah, lets talk Zito. You clearly missed the point, again.

I sent you my setup in a quicktopic, for ease of reading, (seriously who in their right mind reviews anything in a pm? Have you reviewed large theme's recently? It makes logical sense to put everything in a quicktopic where multiple people can view it and review it, EASILY!)

back on September 7th.

You waffled around, I didn't here from you, so I sent another pm to you, with the setup in pm form, like you wanted, on September 25th. You said it would go to some 'panel of reviewers' 'when you got to it' 'and that there were people ahead of me.'

Despite multiple requests, you didn't explain what the timetable is for reviewing (hence why I suspect it is at your sole discretion), who is reviewing, or how long the queue in front was, when I asked.

Eventually, on October 10, after me asking you, you stated there were nine people in front of me in review (which is fucking hilarious, because when I first submitted my games to you on the 7th of september there was only one approved game with a

plus

in it in the entire queue. There were nine games being reviewed then and only one was approved? Somehow I doubt that, or you're really incompetent)

Then, you say:

When your game comes up I'll PM you and your reviewers a link to the review QT.

Ok, so now you want a quicktopic, like I had provided all along. hmm. ok. You were just being circuitous for the fun of it. (keep in mind I haven't gotten any notice of this, yet, and it is November 6th)

Then you said this:

It has not started. There are 9 waiting for a review before yours.

There was no one being reviewed when I sent this in intitally on september 25th. Since October 10th the following games have started
1. Wickedestjr
2 1266
3. 1267 (me=weird)
4. evil pacmans which is in signups now
and six games BELOW me have been approved, with one being reviewed
+ Panacea now in signups
+ Equinox
+ monk
+ Klazam
+ Scott Brosius
+ Captain Corporal
+ Beck

Thats

11 games

bro, and by your own fucking standards I should have at least been in reviews, or contacted, or something by now. Actually my game should have been finished. All the people are below me in the queue, and despite you explicitly saying there were nine in front (which was probably an inflated lie anyways, but assuming it wasn't), eleven have been approved, and you still haven't done shit.

Care to go on zito?

[implosion]

What we have here is failure to communicate.

you win.

[Magister Ludi]

To simplify for zito. When I initially sent my stuff to you on September 7th, there was one person (or maybe two at the outside) approved for signups. That means that I was entered into the 'review list' or whatever then. So I could maximally have been in 10th place (nine games in front according to you). 11 games have started or been reviewed since october 10th. (not even counting games before). 11>9. See why I'm mad here?

[Mist Beauty]

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Will you shut up about this, Ludi?

[Paranoid Daycop]

I think Ludi just redefined retardation here.